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A Lost Bet
Fifty bucks and a chance for a good burial...down the drain.
About this creation
My third entry for the SigFiggy Abusers Club Darwin Awards Contest. Man, could anyone come up with a longer title?

This whole creation along with the title is pretty self explanatory, but I'll give you a brief back story anyway. You know how ignorant some people *cough*Phipson*cough* can be, so here goes nothing...





Kelso made a bet with his victim, er, painting client, that he could bike around the world in eighty days. Three-hundred and seventy-four days later, he's nothing but a bleached skeleton among the many granules of sand in the Sahara desert. Oh, and some studless rocks.



His cell phone ringtone forever echoes through the vast nothingness of The Great Desert. A jet black scorpion scuttles past the doomed minifig's dry cheekbones, fleeing from what sounds like Mick Jagger having a heart attack. Any chance to get on the front page of Biker's Digest is diminished to the size of...well, a grain of sand.



His poor client will never get the painting of Doc Ock in a dress. Ah well, the earth is now relieved in more ways than one. Now if only we could get Keith Goldman to build castle...the world would be a better place.



Wouldn't you agree?






Comments

 I like it 
  January 23, 2010
Keith has built a Japanese castle, that counts, doesn't it?
  May 4, 2009
I once attempted a cross-country ride with a group. We made it through almost four states and then quit because we were sick to death of one another's obnoxious company (didnít think about THAT when we set out to do it). My chicken legs did okay, but Iím telling ya, my butt was never the same!!!
 I like it 
  May 4, 2009
Sorry, JD...I keep trying to add a comment here, and consistently get moderated. I can't for the life of me figure out which word is triggering it. Anyway, I'll just say "nice one" here and play it safe.
 I made it 
  April 19, 2009
Quoting Matt S. I don't think he thought that through very well, unless he had a floating bicycle ; ).
Yeah, I didn't think it through that well either. I guess we could say he went west from Indiana and died in Arizona. =)
 I like it 
  April 19, 2009
I don't think he thought that through very well, unless he had a floating bicycle ; ).
JD Luse
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George Kemper
  April 14, 2009
The rock formations are nice!!! Also can you check out my new creation when you get the chance http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/111579 ? I took some of Will's advice.-George
 I like it 
  April 14, 2009
He should have taken Jackie Chan with him. He'd have survived. Oh, well. see ya. garth
 I like it 
  April 13, 2009
This is a nice one, The rockwork is great, keep it up! -T
 I like it 
  April 13, 2009
Hilarius moc JD.. oh and BTW i have 2 new mechs!
  April 12, 2009
Really, someone needs to off Young in one of these. Preferably with a giant Halo MOC falling from the sky.
 I like it 
  April 12, 2009
Outstanding. Actually, getting out of Indy would be easy even for chickenlegs because it's relatively flat. He wouldn't make it through my part of Hoosierdom that easily . . . Great MOC. Great story. The wind whistling through the dry cheek bones -- that's too much!
 I like it 
  April 12, 2009
The only issue I find here is that Kelso would never make it that far. I doubt he'd make it much past the Indie city limits. Have you seen those chicken legs of his? Other than that, HILARIOUS! ~ Chris.
 I like it 
  April 12, 2009
We're hard on the AFOLs of MOCpages, aren't we? Hehehe... :) I really like the colors of the rocks, and their simple design.
 I like it 
  April 12, 2009
Funny little MOC, and great build as usual!! keep it up my good friend :)
  April 12, 2009
Nicely done, good story, and such. Can't wait for your "castle MOC" -Dylan
 I like it 
  April 12, 2009
Nice, but I was hoping for a fleebnork scorpion. And I have one. :P
 I like it 
  April 12, 2009
Is that supposed to be Kelso? He has the same hat in the same postiton
 I like it 
  April 12, 2009
So simple but nice!
 I like it 
  April 12, 2009
I have only one thing to say: Kieth Goldman DID build castle! http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/1156
 I like it 
  April 11, 2009
I wish I had a LEGO bicycle. I'll make sure I remember the next time I'm on Bricklink.
 I like it 
  April 11, 2009
Nice dude
 
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