A micro-vig by Areetsa, bringing the world of the retarded underaged FPS gamer to mocpages one 4x4 block at a time.
About this creation
Chances are, if you've ever ventured into the hectic world of online First Person Shooter gaming, you've met this charming fellow.
He'll be the one who spends hours of perfectly good time practicing with sniper rifles against bots, and he'll be the one who charges straight for the high ground.
He regularly shoots his own side, he'll do anything for points, he is aggressive and arrogant, demanding first access to the best weapons available.
Is he kind and courteous, at least? Not on your life!
The moment you venture into his crosshairs, BOOM!1! Your online life is over in a blinding flash of light.
Moments later, your viewpoint slowly floats from your lifeless corpse, and you begin to hear his maniacal cackling and yells of 'did u see dat n00b!!??!? I PWNZORDD!!11! LOL!!1 HEADSHOT!1!!1' as you count down until you respawn.
You then pop back into play, and BOOM!!1!
The vicious cycle repeats, for he has now taken up a new position and evolved into the most hated of foes, the lowest scum on the earth: The Spawn Camper.
He is no longer the sniping Camper, for now he can and will kill you the moment your online avatar returns into play.
Congratulations. You now know how to recognize your foe, and whilst you still cannot kill him, at least now you know what to call him when you hurl torrents of abuse at him.
The map represented here is 'Bloodrock', a craggy sniper's paradise in the new Lego FPS being co-developed by Bungee and Valve.
Quoting Malik Primus
I wonder why your MOCs are so funny. I couldn't see Bungie and Valve working together myself either.
Well, I'm pretty sure one's a developer and the other's a publisher. Given that Halo and Half-Life are basically competing over the same snippets of the gaming community... Yeah. Makes it hard to believe anyone would honestly think they'd work together. I could see them double crossing each other together, but not working.
Quoting Malik Primus
I don't have a single brickarms piece, I prefer to make the guns out of Lego. Just Lego, no mods.
That's a real rarity these days. A commendable effort, too.
Quoting CC-7360 "Foley"
Fantastic job, I must say, with all these 4x4 mini vigs. They are really great and quite humorous. They truely show how some of the players online really act. Great work and keep it up.
Well actually this was the prototype; it's been up for a while, actually. Thanks for your opinion, anyway.
Grinning and putting his gun down after popping someone. Actually, you should never do that; in a game, if you get a kill, you should not take your hand off the mouse and babble about how awesome you are. That's just asking for a bit of lead poisoning in your heart. Or head, whichever does more damage.
Quoting jeff 0.o
Everytime I see a great MOC [Evidently your definition of great is different from mine.], I usually see an areesta c name, saying something rude about it.[megabrikarms ruins everything it touches. Those worthless 'decals' are also annoying.] I don't think that that's all too polite.[If you steal a moc or post a stickersheet or post a preview or make an alliance page or post a 'my megabrikarms came today lololol1!1' you don't deserve polite comments.] Also, the lack of grammer and spelling isn't very great.[Yes it is.] And while Brickarms and other Non-Lego incorporated businesses over the web sell lego used parts, doesn't mean they aren't good.[They are not lego. People believe they are lego. They are presented alongside lego products. That makes them automatically bad, even if you don't factor in the fact they take away the element of creativity.] And for people who read this reveiw and maybe don't get it, look at the reviews on other MOC's.[Stickers, stolen, megabrikarms etc.] Chances are, Areesta C will have commented rudely/unthinkingly before submitting his reveiw.[My average comment actually says something along the lines of 'Very Impressive. (comment on the most interesting part goes here).'] I'm not being mean here(intentionally),but you really have to be more polite when writing reveiws in the future.[Yeh, well people need to read the rules and not post others work, stickers, previews, alliances, question pages, screenshots, etc. etc.]
Now, I'm not saying that this isn't good. But its not great either, so that would explain my low rating for it. Another explanation would be, your reveiews on other people's MOC's. Everytime I see a great MOC, I usually see an areesta c name, saying something rude about it. I don't think that that's all too polite. Also, the lack of grammer and spelling isn't very great. And while Brickarms and other Non-Lego incorporated businesses over the web sell lego used parts, doesn't mean they aren't good. And for people who read this reveiw and maybe don't get it, look at the reviews on other MOC's. Chances are, Areesta C will have commented rudely/unthinkingly before submitting his reveiw. I'm not being mean here(intentionally),but you really have to be more polite when writing reveiws in the future.
If only there was an age filter you could use when trying to find games over xbox live...
I like it
February 21, 2009
I have bad memories of playing Halo 3 too. Gosh. I remember I was playing with my friend on Xbox LIVE and he was such a rocket whore! Trust me I was much better than him until he decided to be cheap with the rocket.
*chuckles* I don't know about you guys, but I seem to have a very vivid memory of this happening many, many times on ROBLOX. P.S. In the very last picture, you said Bungie is helping to create a Lego
FPS online? cool!