Welcome travelers! I see you have found my lair. I guess thou didn't see my sign saying, "BEGONE! (Especially salesmen and solicitors.) Or though shalt tasteth my power-eth to buildeth mocs-eth!!!"
Ah, heck, don't look at me like that! I's only jokin'! Well, no matter. Oh, and, yes, don't forget to comment. My dragon is hungry... For-er meatloaf! Anyway, enjoy your stay.
"Oh, and help yourself, to anything in the fridge! Bwahahahahaha!!!" -Gannondorf