EDIT, AS OF 10/18/2012: I'm inactive now. The only thing that kept me tied to this website was military roleplay, with my good friend John Cappuccio (Awesome-o-saurus). The groups have moved to Flickr, but we have not followed them, due to mutual ostracization between me and the administrators. In the meantime, I've grown further and further away from the Internet, and spending more and time where it matters: real life. Governor Shelton, signing out, once and for all.
Yo,yo, where my wasps at?! If you didn't already know, my name is Nickolas Shelton, but I'd much prefer you call me Nick. I stumbled across the great page after searching for Star Wars Lego in the summer of '08. I found it on Flickr and Brickshelf, and somehow found a link over here on one of roguebantha1138's Flickr over here. I created an account to post a creation, but it got like one view in 3 months so I stopped posting, and it got deleted because it was a Legion creation. Don't laugh! You know you did it too! Then, I reposted my creations around March of '09, back in the days of Fed and AoT, when I became active. I talked like E.K.O does now, but I never posted a creation and got 45 views from fanbois, and I still haven't. Then things kind of got bad. Fed left, the AoT...well, that's better left unsaid, ask Phaze or Awesome-o-saurus for a detailed report. I didn't post anything until about August of '09, when I discovered the RA-CAS-UEN. I only knew two people in there, but now I know everyone in there. Then, a member in said group was ousted after some crazy reports and he made a new group, 21st Century World, were I quickly took over the world. That's what's happening right now. If you read that, I want you to meet with the peeps and I for some hot tea in the parlor, and we'll have a tea partay.
Remember kids, magic drugs don't solve your problems, they just make them go away.
How did you become interested in Lego?
I was at Target and my mom said I could get a toy about two years ago. They didn't have any Military jets and stuff so I was just looking for stuff. I found two SW Battle Packs, the droid and stormie ones, and bought them because before then I had not had Lego. Now, I have more bricks than I could ever use!
Why do you like military creations?
I liked military stuff from when I was 4 until the present. I gave up military to get Lego but when I found military groups on MOCpages I quickly got back into Lego Military.
What is your current project?
Stalking your mom, crushing feelings, and getting views. Those creations won't rate themselves now people!
What's your favorite color?!
I was looking at your older creations, I almost died laughing they were so bad!
*sniff-sniff* /cuts self in corner.
Watch Battlestar Galactica, it's like your mom, but it doesn't get bored five minutes in.
"Well, obviously, we have a, RAPIST, in Linkin Park, he's climbin in yo windows, he's snatchin yo people up, tryin to rape em so yall need to hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband cause dey rapin errbody round here."
"It sure is boring around here!"
Link: They look hungry!
King: Then let's give 'em some dinner!
King: Enough, your ship sails in the morning.
Zelda: You want cake!
/King eats it, turns super fat
King: OOOOHHH MY GAWD!
Morshu: Ropes? Bombs? Lamp Oil? You want it? It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough ruppies.
PyreFyre (to me): You spent two hours on THIS?
Helsing: This is a longbox!
Gus: I have a horse with +50 protection!
Nick: Is this Horse, by any chance, a TROJAN HORSE?