This is Spencer "Hawkeye" Pearce. I have created this temporary account for the sole purpose of conveying my apologies for the crimes that I have committed in the past. When the message is read by the authorities and my status is determined, this account will be terminated.
First, allow me to explain my circumstances at the time that these crimes were committed. I was living in a rarely cleaned house with a physically and verbally abusive stepfather and an absent mother. The suicide threats were a veiled cry for help. I shouldn't have stirred up so much drama over it. The 39-galaxy long ship was an attempt to make me feel important and big.
But enough drama. Neither you nor my modern self will tolerate any drama at any level. That man is out of the house forever. My mom is now home much more often; the ordeal is over. I have also matured much more in the aftermath. I am ready to live up to proper Coalition standards. I promise to follow every rule, every regulation.
Please, let me regain official entry. I miss this theme; it's my favorite Sci-Fi theme of all time. I miss the community; firm but helpful. Heck, I even miss getting chewed out by Arteesa C and Awesome-O-Saurus every time I acted out. I will do what is asked of me.
I noticed that this group, and the theme as a whole, is pretty inactive, nearing death. I intend to remedy that with weekly challenges, expansion proposals, etc... if approved by administrators. Permalink