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Pre-game Smack Talk
You know you want to say it. Like instead of saying "Chris mi hav no small piece can mi not get Microscale bracket?" give the guy a break and dish something out smack about others. Come on who wants some to this?
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| July 25, 2009, 12:13 am
Quoting Dylan B
You know you want to say it. You know, instead of saying "Chris mi hav no small piece can mi not get Microscale bracket?" give the guy a break and dish something out smack about others. Come on who wants some to this?

haha, the REAL games begin! kudos points for the person who makes the best joke about chris being a robot.
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| July 25, 2009, 12:16 am
Smack Talk Topic? I´m Liking this a lot. But I really didn´t get the Chris being a robot idea. I mean: Can he really get anymore square like to get a robot or has he arrived at the limit?
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| July 25, 2009, 8:44 am
Hi there, I am a little bit confused, when the games will start?
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| July 25, 2009, 8:48 am
I WILL DESTROY YOU. Someone throw me some smack, so I can smack them back.
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| July 25, 2009, 9:03 am
Perhaps some of your builds will be worthy of defeating me, particularly in the area of post-apoc (which I think is WAY overdone and rather stupid) but trust me on this: I will slice you to ribbons on humor and backstory.
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| July 25, 2009, 9:57 am
Quoting Bruno Vaiano
Smack Talk Topic? I´m Liking this a lot. But I really didn´t get the Chris being a robot idea. I mean: Can he really get anymore square like to get a robot or has he arrived at the limit?

He IS a robot. how do you think he's able to keep up with a hundred or so builders all in different time zones?
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| July 25, 2009, 10:13 am
Quoting Jack Fonchezzz
I WILL DESTROY YOU. Someone throw me some smack, so I can smack them back.

You. Me. Classic Space and a baseball bat. IT'S ON. lol
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| July 25, 2009, 10:14 am
Don't say boner. Wait, who said that?!?
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| July 25, 2009, 10:16 am
My MOC won't be superior, but what I do with it will blow away the competition.
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| July 25, 2009, 10:34 am
Quoting Cody G
You. Me. Classic Space and a baseball bat. IT'S ON. lol

I think I will ignore the Classic space altogether (cause I own no classic space stuff at all) And will go straight for the baseball bat... which will obviously find its way to your face.
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| July 25, 2009, 10:36 am
Quoting Jack Fonchezzz
I think I will ignore the Classic space altogether (cause I own no classic space stuff at all) And will go straight for the baseball bat... which will obviously find its way to your face.

I'm gonna put bubble gum and rubber cement in your lego bins! XP lol
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| July 25, 2009, 10:52 am
Quoting Cody G
I'm gonna put bubble gum and rubber cement in your lego bins! XP lol

:(
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| July 25, 2009, 11:45 am
*Smacks himself*
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| July 25, 2009, 11:48 am
Quoting Cody G
I'm gonna put bubble gum and rubber cement in your lego bins! XP lol

Why you little! *chocking cody* GACK, BLARG, "Don't you dare abuse my legos!!! ;(
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| July 25, 2009, 2:28 pm
Quoting Joel Congi
Why you little! *chocking cody* GACK, BLARG, "Don't you dare abuse my legos!!! ;(

*shatters jar of rubber cement on joel's face* Gasp! whew! uh-oh, he's getting up! *runs off and jumps on kelso's animal control truck mentioned in another thread* So long, sucker! the MocOlympics title is MINE!!! lol
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| July 25, 2009, 2:36 pm
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Quoting Cody G
haha, the REAL games begin! kudos points for the person who makes the best joke about chris being a robot.


Funny, your mom doesn't seem to mind my mechanical enhancements.

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| July 25, 2009, 4:56 pm
SNAAAAAPPP!!!!!
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| July 26, 2009, 3:55 am
Quoting Chris Phipson

Funny, your mom doesn't seem to mind my mechanical enhancements.


That explains Peg's comment..."Going on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers that weren't run on batteries."

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| July 26, 2009, 8:11 am
Quoting Mark Kelso

That explains Peg's comment..."Going on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers that weren't run on batteries."

Folks, that's how it's done!
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| July 26, 2009, 8:25 am
Quoting Cody G
*shatters jar of rubber cement on joel's face* Gasp! whew! uh-oh, he's getting up! *runs off and jumps on kelso's animal control truck mentioned in another thread* So long, sucker! the MocOlympics title is MINE!!! lol

*wakes up* "ugh... why are there glass shards in my face?" I look out the window "NO! He's getting away! Gotta think... Got it!" *Steals a guys 599 GTB and catches up to cody* "You haven't won yet!" "Joel this is a 2 way road!" "Wha- AHHHHH!" *Crashes into prius* "Haha! The olympics shall be mine!"
Did Joel actually die in the "fuel efficient" explosion? Will cody win the MOColympics? Only mpg's will tell untill next time...
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| July 26, 2009, 10:40 am
Quoting Mark Kelso

That explains Peg's comment..."Going on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers that weren't run on batteries."

haha, you just saved my life. but how long have they been married? chris, a puny organic has invaded your personal life. TERMINATE...
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| July 26, 2009, 11:45 am
^ No, he's not done yet.
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| July 26, 2009, 12:05 pm
Quoting 'Nickre .
^ No, he's not done yet.

That's what She said.
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| July 26, 2009, 12:23 pm
Your "joke" is lacking smack, you paste-eater.
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| July 26, 2009, 12:25 pm
Quoting Mark Kelso

That explains Peg's comment..."Going on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers that weren't run on batteries."

Serenity?

Lee

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| July 26, 2009, 12:29 pm
Quoting 'Nickre .
Your "joke" is lacking smack, you paste-eater.

ooh, are you gonna take that? from THIS GUY?!?!
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| July 26, 2009, 2:16 pm
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Quoting Lee Jones
Serenity?

Lee

Yeap, that's where he got it... can't even come up with his own smack. Oh well, he IS getting old and I think the brain matter is starting to seep out the area that used to be protected by hair. Nice reverse landing strip Mark, but it's not supposed to go on THAT head.

*waits patiently for the none too sublte retort... should be good*

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| July 26, 2009, 4:43 pm
Quoting Chris Phipson
Oh well, he IS getting old and I think the brain matter is starting to seep out the area that used to be protected by hair. Nice reverse landing strip Mark, but it's not supposed to go on THAT head.

Well Mark... I would try shaving. Waxing might not be that good of an idea, but you probably prefer Nair.
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| July 26, 2009, 5:00 pm
Quoting Chris Phipson
I enjoy sunbathing in my leopard skinned speedo.

Chris, please stay on topic.
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| July 26, 2009, 6:07 pm
Quoting Chris Phipson

Funny, your mom doesn't seem to mind my mechanical enhancements.
I hear that mechanical enhancements put a little less "snap" in the turtle. Too little, too late Chris.

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| July 26, 2009, 6:19 pm
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Quoting Jack Fonchezzz
Chris, please stay on topic.


See, now that one's not funny because you're putting words in someone elses name. It doesn't take much skill. Come on Jack, you're better than that. I know you can do it. Go ask your mommy to get your teddy out of the dryer and I'm sure you can think of something.

(come on, make me laugh... you can do it.)
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| July 26, 2009, 6:23 pm
Quoting Chris Phipson

That was really funny, and I like your jokes. You make me laugh all the time.


Why thank you! I am glad someone appreciates me!
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| July 26, 2009, 6:26 pm
now honestly Chris, did you not read my smack on you? I figured that i was about one step short of being kicked outta the olympics... or is it because it was so awesome, you cant think of a comeback?
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| July 26, 2009, 6:28 pm
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Quoting Christian t
now honestly Chris, did you not read my smack on you? I figured that i was about one step short of being kicked outta the olympics... or is it because it was so awesome, you cant think of a comeback?


Oh don't worry, I laughed... then made sure that your bracket placement had you going against Dave Sterling in round one, Eggy in round two and Aliencat in round three. And even when you're eliminated, we're going to keep you around just for the sheer joy of it. Don't think you're getting let off that easily.

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| July 26, 2009, 6:43 pm
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Quoting Jack Fonchezzz

Why thank you! I am glad someone appreciates me!


*throws up hands... walks out of room*
I give up.
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| July 26, 2009, 6:44 pm
Quoting Christian t
now honestly Chris, did you not read my smack on you? I figured that i was about one step short of being kicked outta the olympics... or is it because it was so awesome, you cant think of a comeback?

He's busy tweaking his mechanical enhancements, so he may be awhile. Be careful though. He may "accidentally" drop a screwdriver on the mouse and hit "Ban forever". I'd better start running, cause I heard him mention a minigun addition...
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| July 26, 2009, 6:45 pm
Quoting ConnorCRACKHEADBrown
he wont get that until the sequel

A-n-a-l b-o-y... Funny. *trows motive cocktail (hehe)*
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| July 26, 2009, 7:02 pm
Quoting Chris Phipson for real this time

Funny, your mom doesn't seem to mind my mechanical enhancements.

The funny part is... I am his mom, and Christopher, I do mind. I mind very much. It's over between us. I don't think we should see each other again.
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| July 26, 2009, 7:07 pm
Quoting Thomas N
That's enough now.

HAHAA. I laughed so hard. Good one.
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| July 26, 2009, 7:12 pm
Quoting Jack Fonchezzz
The funny part is... I am his mom, and Christopher, I do mind. I mind very much. It's over between us. I don't think we should see each other again.

Good job Mrs. Fonchezzz, I knew you could do it :)
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| July 26, 2009, 7:14 pm
Quoting Chris Phipson

I Love Barbies!

>

i bet you do Chris.

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| July 26, 2009, 7:49 pm
Quoting Aaron Banuelos
Quoting Chris Phipson

I Love Barbies!

>

i bet you do Chris.


SEE? Isn't it fun?
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| July 26, 2009, 7:50 pm
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Quoting Jack Fonchezzz
The funny part is... I am his mom, and Christopher, I do mind. I mind very much. It's over between us. I don't think we should see each other again.


SEE! I knew you could do it! Good job!
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| July 26, 2009, 7:50 pm
It is Fun! But this town aint big enoufgh for both of us so you can call me Texas Ranger
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| July 26, 2009, 7:51 pm
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Quoting Jack Fonchezzz

SEE? Isn't it fun?


**mouse hovering over the "ban forever" button...**
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| July 26, 2009, 7:52 pm
Quoting Jack Fonchezzz
Its Over Betwween us!

>

Ok Jack but just to let you know its not me... its You (THIS IS FUN! :D)
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| July 26, 2009, 7:54 pm
Chris, Got a giggle now?
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| July 26, 2009, 7:54 pm
 Group admin 
I'm just wondering how long it's going to be before you people realize that I'm a judge this year...
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| July 26, 2009, 7:55 pm
Quoting Chris Phipson
I'm just wondering how long it's going to be before you people realize that I'm a judge this year...


*Thinking* Blah bLA Blah just give me a trophy! *Thinking*

*Saying* Yeah guys listhen to evrey BLAH i mean err word Chris says.
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| July 26, 2009, 7:58 pm
Quoting Chris Phipson

Oh don't worry, I laughed... then made sure that your bracket placement had you going against Dave Sterling in round one, Eggy in round two and Aliencat in round three. And even when you're eliminated, we're going to keep you around just for the sheer joy of it. Don't think you're getting let off that easily.
wow. This is when i wish my life had a rewind switch and volume control...and an off switch. (but that was a funny comeback.)

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| July 26, 2009, 8:13 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Connor Brown
hey phipson i think i saw you driving into a truck
do you drive a pink miata, with the "i love golden-showers"
bumper sticker? and the trunk smells like decomposing Flesh
while i'm a barbie girl is blasting out your ipod shuFFle?, thought so.


Now you're just getting me mixed up with Kescenovitz.
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| July 26, 2009, 8:22 pm
"Better hold on to yer seatbelts, cauz thiz here is the wildest ride in the wilderness." 10 points to the first person to tell me where that saying is from.
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| July 26, 2009, 8:25 pm
one of the rides at disneyland?

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| July 26, 2009, 8:31 pm
Quoting Christian t
and an off switch.


Tell us where it is so we can finally push it.
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| July 26, 2009, 8:33 pm
Quoting Connor Brown
no i know i saw you with your hair gel (i hope) and beer belly
and joint in hand.


Actually I think you were thinking of the donut and the PAM. That is what he carries around instead of pepper-spray.


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| July 26, 2009, 8:36 pm
Quoting Chris Phipson
I'm just wondering how long it's going to be before you people realize that I'm a judge this year... and I will give Dark Lord a free pass on to Round 2

Why thank you Chris!
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| July 26, 2009, 9:06 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Dark Lord
Quoting Chris Phipson
I'm just wondering how long it's going to be before you people realize that I'm a judge this year... and I will give Dark Lord a free pass on to Round 2

Why thank you Chris!


All joking aside... you do know you're not even signed up right? Are you planning on competing in the games? If so, you'd better sign up so I can add you to the list. Oh, and don't forget the email for your placement.

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| July 26, 2009, 9:15 pm
Quoting Dylan B
"Better hold on to yer seatbelts, cauz thiz here is the wildest ride in the wilderness." 10 points to the first person to tell me where that saying is from.


Johnny Thunder? Indiana Jones? Wild Ride= Being with Kelso? Im just working with what you give me.

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| July 26, 2009, 9:24 pm
I sure did open a can of worms when I introduced the "Putting Words in Peoples' Mouths " gig. AKA the Pwip'm gig.
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| July 26, 2009, 10:39 pm
Kelso, I was just wondering, you know that guy that does all those great paintings for you? Well I've heard rumors that you keep him chained in your garage, I'd think you'd prefer a closet(I know how you like to keep things in the closet) could you clear that up for me?
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| July 26, 2009, 10:48 pm
Quoting Matt S.
Kelso, I was just wondering, you know that guy that does all those great paintings for you? Well I've heard rumors that you keep him chained in your garage, I'd think you'd prefer a closet(I know how you like to keep things in the closet) could you clear that up for me?


Hey, those kids get three squares a day and next year I'm installing running water, so I don't want to hear it! Besides, compared to what Phipson does with the kids he's got hand-cuffed in his garage...they're living the high life.

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| July 27, 2009, 7:09 am
Quoting Mark Kelso

Hey, those kids get three squares a day and next year I'm installing running water, so I don't want to hear it! Besides, compared to what Phipson does with the kids he's got hand-cuffed in his garage...they're living the high life.

I got my black eye because... I hit the door knob... a few times... alright! I forgot to add the sugar! I'm so sorry Chris... please... not the Kelso room! Pleee -
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| July 27, 2009, 7:53 am
Quoting Aaron Banuelos

Johnny Thunder? Indiana Jones? Wild Ride= Being with Kelso? Im just working with what you give me.

Dirty Harry?
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| July 27, 2009, 7:55 am
Quoting Jack Fonchezzz
The funny part is... I am his mom, and Christopher, I do mind. I mind very much. It's over between us. I don't think we should see each other again.

isn't it going to be sad when you and I get paired up in the first round in the mech category? oh, and chris, normally I wouldn't have let so many people provide comebacks for me (kelso's was a winner btw), but I didn't think sending another mama joke back at you would be a good idea. please leave the mothers out of this; I won't make fun of the deceased.
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| July 27, 2009, 10:27 am
Quoting Cody G
isn't it going to be sad when you and I get paired up in the first round in the mech category? oh, and chris, normally I wouldn't have let so many people provide comebacks for me (kelso's was a winner btw), but I didn't think sending another mama joke back at you would be a good idea. please leave the mothers out of this; I won't make fun of the deceased.

Cody, you inherited your mech skills from me. I could DESTROY YOU. But I would never humiliate my own flesh and blood.
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| July 27, 2009, 11:28 am
Quoting Chris Phipson

All joking aside... you do know you're not even signed up right? Are you planning on competing in the games? If so, you'd better sign up so I can add you to the list. Oh, and don't forget the email for your placement.

Oh, I am Chris, I am... Remember Clay2n? That's me. I changed my name. Sorry if it caused confusion...
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| July 27, 2009, 11:31 am
Quoting Mark Kelso

That explains Peg's comment..."Going on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers that weren't run on batteries."

Oh goodness, I can't hear that!

*someone else* I could stand to hear a bit more.
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| July 27, 2009, 11:37 am
Quoting Jack Fonchezzz
I WILL KISS YOU!!!

Eeeewwwww.....
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| July 27, 2009, 1:50 pm
Quoting Mark Kelso

I like Bacon-wrapped Banannas!!!!

Kelso, stay on topic.
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| July 27, 2009, 1:58 pm
Quoting Jack Fonchezzz
Cody, you inherited your mech skills from me. I could DESTROY YOU. But I would never humiliate my own flesh and blood.

you know, it's kinda depressing that a mother would be named jack. even more so because that would make you a middle aged woman, AND it means that you've been mechanically garfunkled by Chris Phipson. I feel sorry for you, man.
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| July 27, 2009, 2:02 pm
Quoting Dark Lord
LOOk!!1! i kan uS3 hTmL!!!1! y@y 4 mi!!!1!


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| July 27, 2009, 2:04 pm
Quoting Cody G
Lulz!!!11!! I iz playinz like a wierdoz!!11!! Wootz upz guyz!!1!!1!

Seriously, please stay on topic.
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| July 27, 2009, 2:07 pm
Quoting Cody G
you know, it's kinda depressing that a mother would be named jack. even more so because that would make you a middle aged woman, AND it means that you've been mechanically garfunkled by Chris Phipson. I feel sorry for you, man.

And I feel sorry for you... because you had to watch the garfunkling.
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| July 27, 2009, 2:11 pm
By the way, did I ever tell you about your real father?
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| July 27, 2009, 2:13 pm
*loads a gun* not chris phipson!?!
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| July 27, 2009, 2:32 pm
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!
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| July 27, 2009, 2:45 pm
Quoting John Moffat
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!

that's better than being the the product of a robot and a cross-dresser. *cocks gun*
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| July 27, 2009, 3:09 pm
Chris' mom plays with MegaBlocks!
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| July 27, 2009, 4:27 pm
Quoting Tim Inman
Chris' mom plays with MegaBlocks!

You mean my mother in law? How dare she!?
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| July 27, 2009, 5:32 pm
Quoting Jack Fonchezzz
And I feel sorry for you... because you had to watch the garfunkling.

*Shudder* You never told me he had to see that! Oh and I wouldn't destroy him, It would make your ex's life easier not to have him removed from the brackets. Now who here would like a smack?
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| July 27, 2009, 5:44 pm
Quoting Joel Congi
*Shudder* You never told me he had to see that! Oh and I wouldn't destroy him, It would make your ex's life easier not to have him removed from the brackets. Now who here would like a smack?

ooh, me first!
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| July 27, 2009, 6:41 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Tim Inman
Chris' mom plays with MegaBlocks!


Ok, NOW you've gone too far. My mom may play with a lot of things (and get paid well for it) but she does NOT play with those vile things... just the thought of it... *shudder*

(Funniest post yet BTW. Nice one!)
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| July 27, 2009, 7:04 pm
Quoting Jack Fonchezzz
Clefspeare sure did open a can of worms when he introduced me to the "Putting Words in Peoples' Mouths " gig. AKA the Pwip'm gig. Thanks, Clefspeare! You're the best, and my mother-in-law says hi!

Thank you, thank you! And I can provide the tar for Phipson's mom, but I'm having some trouble getting a hold of the feathers.
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| July 27, 2009, 7:39 pm
Quoting Tim Inman
Chris' mom plays with MegaBlocks!

*Dramatic music plays* AHHHHH! NEVER, EVER, speak of those on here! If I ever see one on MOCpages... *shudder* god help us all... Besides, if Chris's mom ever got to those he would be too ashamed to build again.....MEGABLOCKS!!!!!
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| July 27, 2009, 8:22 pm
Quoting Joel Congi
*Dramatic music plays* AHHHHH! NEVER, EVER, speak of those on here! If I ever see one on MOCpages... *shudder* God help us all... Besides, if Chris's mom ever got to those he would be too ashamed to build again.....MEGABLOCKS!!!!!
Here: God help us all man... http://www.mocpages.com/folder.php/51626 HE' GOT AN ENTIRE COLLECTION OF 'EM!!! ZOMG!!!
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| July 27, 2009, 9:18 pm
Or, equally uncomfortable, may the camels of a thousand fleas infest your armpits.
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| July 27, 2009, 9:47 pm
Quoting John Moffat
Or, equally uncomfortable, may the camels of a thousand fleas infest your armpits.

Ooh, you can look to Kelso for confirmation on that one. It's almost as bad as the goat hair in Chris's left ear.

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| July 28, 2009, 1:24 am
Quoting Tim Inman
Chris' mom plays with MegaBlocks!

No, Chris' mom owns the whole stinkin' Megablocks company! Who wants to pour the tar on her?

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| July 28, 2009, 6:55 am
Quoting Rubén Riojas
Quoting Joel Congi
*Dramatic music plays* AHHHHH! NEVER, EVER, speak of those on here! If I ever see one on MOCpages... *shudder* God help us all... Besides, if Chris's mom ever got to those he would be too ashamed to build again.....MEGABLOCKS!!!!!
Here: God help us all man... http://www.mocpages.com/folder.php/51626 HE' GOT AN ENTIRE COLLECTION OF 'EM!!! ZOMG!!!

BURN 'IM AT THE STAKE!!!!! GHAAAAA!!!!! *picks up pump-action sawed-off shotgun from against the wall* *chi-chik*
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| July 28, 2009, 7:03 am
Quoting Clefspeare .
BURN 'IM AT THE STAKE!!!!! GHAAAAA!!!!! *picks up pump-action sawed-off shotgun from against the wall* *chi-chik*

that's not gonna be enough. alright people, we've got a full-scale invasion on our hands! load up, rpgs and guns over 50cal. only! go! go! go!
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| July 28, 2009, 10:46 am
Quoting Cody G
that's not gonna be enough. alright people, we've got a full-scale invasion on our hands! load up, rpgs and guns over 50cal. only! go! go! go!
*Fighters with nukes taking off* GO!! GO!! GO!! THE FUTURE OF THIS PLACE DEPENDS ON YOU MEN!! *picks up MG42 with round drum magazine, sets it on sandbags and waits till mortar fire* Come here you mothafockes!!
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| July 28, 2009, 11:19 am
Holy cow you guys, I just threw down a gem of smack and you're stuck on caps lock talking about blowing something up with nukes.

When will the madness cease?
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| July 28, 2009, 12:24 pm
Quoting JD Luse
Holy cow you guys, I just threw down a gem of smack and you're stuck on caps lock talking about blowing something up with nukes.

When will the madness cease?

Now JD, I know your mad because your caps lock key is broken and so you can't join in but that doesn't mean you can go around condemning these little guys fun!
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| July 28, 2009, 12:46 pm
Quoting Mark Kelso

That explains Peg's comment..."Going on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers that weren't run on batteries."

I heard that her Nethers WERE run on batteries.
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| July 28, 2009, 12:58 pm
Quoting Matt S.
Now JD, I know your mad because your caps lock key is broken and so you can't join in but that doesn't mean you can go around condemning these little guys fun!


HEY, IT'S NOT MY KEYBOARD THAT'S STUCK ON CAPS! =)

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| July 28, 2009, 1:03 pm
Quoting Connor Brown
eh eh eh eh


Easy, Tiger. Don't make me say what else is holy.

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| July 28, 2009, 1:04 pm
Quoting Tim Inman
Chris' mom plays with MegaBlocks!


*horror sticken gasp!* Oh, the humanity!!! There's a line we don't cross, people!


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| July 28, 2009, 1:18 pm
Quoting Tim Inman
Chris' mom plays with MegaBlocks!
How can you say that?!? Chris' mom eats MegaBlocks for breakfast!

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| July 28, 2009, 2:35 pm
Quoting Cody G
that's not gonna be enough. alright people, we've got a full-scale invasion on our hands! load up, rpgs and guns over 50cal. only! go! go! go!

*Takes off in lockheed martin* Krzz: Commander Cody, this is major Congi. Target sighted, now fireing shockhammers:krzz
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| July 28, 2009, 2:44 pm
of course I hate my mother in law too, but you guys, this talk is disrespectful
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| July 28, 2009, 2:51 pm
Quoting Jack Fonchezzz
of course I hate my mother in law too, but you guys, this talk is disrespectful

I know guy's seriously... Besides, if we were to attack her she'd have some kind of tank fleet to protect her. We should spend out time building an indestructible fortress in order to protect ourselves. I'll contact professor eggplant for some blueprints...
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| July 28, 2009, 3:13 pm
Quoting Joel Congi
*Takes off in lockheed martin* Krzz: Commander Cody, this is major Congi. Target sighted, now fireing shockhammers:krzz

we've got a war on our hands, people. and I'm not even sure what we're blowing up. the goat hair in phipson's left ear? looks more like a sarlaac to me. KEEP FIRING MEN! AND DON'T FORGET THE CAPS LOCKS!
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| July 28, 2009, 3:49 pm
Quoting Joel Congi
I know guy's seriously... Besides, if we were to attack her she'd have some kind of tank fleet to protect her. We should spend out time building an indestructible fortress in order to protect ourselves. I'll contact professor eggplant for some blueprints...

quick, robin, to the bat-PAB!
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| July 28, 2009, 4:02 pm
Quoting Cody G
we've got a war on our hands, people. and I'm not even sure what we're blowing up. the goat hair in phipson's left ear? looks more like a sarlaac to me. KEEP FIRING MEN! AND DON'T FORGET THE CAPS LOCKS!

Okay, I'm sorry. What you just wrote made me almost fall out of my chair laughing. HILARIOUS!!! (See commander, I never forget my caps locks.)

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| July 29, 2009, 6:37 am
Quoting Clefspeare .
Okay, I'm sorry. What you just wrote made me almost fall out of my chair laughing. HILARIOUS!!! (See commander, I never forget my caps locks.)

GOOD WORK, SOLDIER. lol
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| July 29, 2009, 10:18 am
 Group moderator 
Quoting Tim Inman
Chris' mom plays with MegaBlocks!


WHAT??? This didn't get blocked? For god's sake man, what were you thinking? Now go and apologize!
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| July 29, 2009, 3:34 pm
Quoting Giovanni Seynhaeve

WHAT??? This didn't get blocked? For god's sake man, what were you thinking? Now go and apologize!

it was a pretty low blow.
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| July 29, 2009, 3:36 pm
Quoting Giovanni Seynhaeve

WHAT??? This didn't get blocked? For god's sake man, what were you thinking? Now go and apologize!


OK, I'm sorry Chris' mom is related to Benedict Arnold.
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| July 29, 2009, 3:43 pm
 Group moderator 
*sigh...
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| July 29, 2009, 3:48 pm
Quoting Clefspeare .
Okay, I'm sorry. What you just wrote made me almost fall out of my chair laughing. HILARIOUS!!! (See commander, I never forget my caps locks.)

No time for laughing liutenant, now get in your plane. Watch out for the invisible hand men, theres a mole on there the size of montana! Krzz:Major, the goat hair has been desroyed but phipson seems to be... wait... no..... NOOOOOACK-*static* What happened?!? Sir apparently someone asked when the olympics would start... we tried to evacuate but everyone was killed. I can't let any more men die to this! Sir, where are you going? To finish what I started...
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| July 29, 2009, 4:33 pm
Some harsh words dudes. But, you all know in the back of your heads that SwordFish is coming to town, and when SwordFish comes, the games might as well be over. Because when you mess with the Fish, you get the Sword.
SF over and out.



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| July 29, 2009, 5:48 pm
Okay, you guys... I have a surprise for all of you. Look at my newest creation. Inside jokes galore! It was inspired by these conversations.
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| July 29, 2009, 6:42 pm
May your next stool be the size of a watermelon.
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| July 29, 2009, 10:35 pm
Or your next suppository...
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| July 29, 2009, 10:37 pm
 Group admin 
Stop it. You guys are exciting Kelso.
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| July 29, 2009, 10:45 pm
Quoting Chris Phipson
Stop it. You guys are exciting Kelso.

Thank ye Gods for the Atlantic Ocean :) (as I said before)
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| July 29, 2009, 10:52 pm
Quoting Chris Phipson
Stop it. You guys are exciting Kelso.

Ahem... DOES your mom eat MegaBlocks for breakfast?
Because that would be sweet...
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| July 29, 2009, 10:57 pm
Quoting Mark Kelso

*horror sticken gasp!* Oh, the humanity!!! There's a line we don't cross, people!


Oh yeah? Well your mum enjoys playing with... MB. Lets hope a a a a a r r robot d d d doesn't kill everybodyyyy - MALFUNCTION - MALFUNCTION - SCOUTING PARTY SENT - EXPUNGE - FIND PHIPSON AND KELSO - EXPUNGE -
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| July 30, 2009, 9:33 am
Quoting Yuri Fassio
Thank ye Gods for the Atlantic Ocean :) (as I said before)

you're a lucky man to not be in the same country as kelso. but once he builds a full scale uss arizona, you're toast, man.
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| July 30, 2009, 10:31 am
Quoting Halo Kiddy
Hay looz3rz Im gunneh enterz mah awsum ghost and pwnzrd all u nooebsLjfj!!!1111!112?

Holy clonetards they are invading! Grab the harpoons, batten down the hatches, swab the poop-deck! attack!
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| July 30, 2009, 11:23 am
Quoting Double R
Quoting Halo Kiddy
Hay looz3rz Im gunneh enterz mah awsum ghost and pwnzrd all u nooebsLjfj!!!1111!112?

hoolee cloontarduhz thay ar innvadig! garb tuh harrpoopz, batin douwn tuh haetchez, sawb tuh poopz-deack!!11!! atackz!!11!!!one!!1!!uno!!!!

Yeah.....Really.....
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| July 30, 2009, 12:55 pm
Quoting Chris Phipson
Stop it. You guys are exciting Kelso.


That's Lee's territory! He's got a BFC-DSP and is just dying to go all Stephen Hawking on somebody!

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| July 30, 2009, 1:00 pm
Quoting Clefspeare .
Yeah.....Really.....

Yeah...this isn't funny anymore...
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| July 30, 2009, 2:19 pm
Quoting Double R
Yeah...this isn't funny anymore...

as in.... YOU SAPS KILLED IT! messing with the html is getting old, guys. almost as old as all the AFOLs.
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| July 30, 2009, 2:24 pm
Yeah , sorry I made the AFOLs that be angry. so, SMACK!
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| July 30, 2009, 2:50 pm
5 words: Dennis Price is going DOWN...
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| July 30, 2009, 4:17 pm
Quick! Don't let the smack die!!! Kelso,(I'm gonna pick on him because he's not juding my half) you have less imagination than a brain-storming clonetard aaand your pink yugo has lousy suspension.
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| July 31, 2009, 10:50 pm
Quoting karta deraji
5 words: Dennis Price is going DOWN...


Good, and I'll take Professor Eggplant.
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| July 31, 2009, 11:40 pm
Quoting Cody G
messing with the html is getting old, guys. almost as old as all the AFOLs.

Too afraid to come out and say it? *sigh*

It's as old as Kelso. BAM!

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| July 31, 2009, 11:48 pm
Quoting Mark Kelso
I AM $UCK

So... does it mean you do that by yourself, or that you feel like you do... or that you feel like doing it?
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| August 1, 2009, 12:14 am
I am going to absolutely DEMOLISH Whoever get's in my way in the first round, but with my luck I'll get paired against Yuri in the second round with the Mech category...
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| August 1, 2009, 12:50 am
COME ON!WHO'S MY FIRST PIGEON?Throw em at me!I'll cut you all off in the story category!
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| August 1, 2009, 2:26 am
Quoting Double R
Yeah...this isn't funny anymore...

Thats's the point I was trying to get across to you megablockhead! I was just twisting up what you said to try to make you get the point! And I have no idea why you did it earlier, then said it wasn't funny in the next breath! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!!!!! I will hire Joe Smith to sue the pants off of you, then sue you for pulic indecency for not having any pants on!!!! (back to the smacking....)
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| August 1, 2009, 7:14 am
Quoting Mark Kelso
I AM $UCK

Do you like Batman? Ever heard of the Arkham Asylum?
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| August 1, 2009, 7:17 am
Quoting Clefspeare .
Do you like Batman? Ever heard of the Arkham Asylum?

I think he likes Robin more...
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| August 1, 2009, 7:46 am
i'm going on holiday on the 8th, coming back on the 23rd of august, i'm gonna build and post my moc that day, whoever is against me, get ready to be embarrassed in front of mocpages by a guy who found out his opponent and built his moc a couple of hours earlier, lol, any comments?
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| August 1, 2009, 7:49 am
Quoting Dylan B

Good, and I'll take Professor Eggplant.


<sounds of castle archers firing>
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| August 1, 2009, 10:06 am
Quoting oucho t cactus
i'm going on holiday on the 8th, coming back on the 23rd of august, i'm gonna build and post my moc that day, whoever is against me, get ready to be embarrassed in front of mocpages by a guy who found out his opponent and built his moc a couple of hours earlier, lol, any comments?

Yeah, I've got one. If you and me get thrown into the movie category, bring a change of pants. You'll need them when I'm done building.
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| August 1, 2009, 10:08 am
Quoting karta deraji
Yeah, I've got one. If you and me get thrown into the movie category, bring a change of pants. You'll need them when I'm done building.

you build that bad, huh?
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| August 1, 2009, 10:33 am
Quoting Cody G
you build that bad, huh?

Did I say I'D need the pants? Negative. Go to my page, and see how "bad" I build. You probably "won't" be dissapointed.
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| August 1, 2009, 1:47 pm
Sounds pretty brutal over here.
All I'll say is that I'm going to try my best to remove the vital organs of whoever faces me, so that I may color my victorious bricks in the blood of the enemy as a sacrifice to the Dark Gods. Then there shall be cake.
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| August 1, 2009, 3:12 pm
Quoting Cody G
haha, the REAL games begin! kudos points for the person who makes the best joke about chris being a robot.


No matter if he is a robot or not, he still cant get it hard enough.
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| August 1, 2009, 3:34 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Dr. Alternative

No matter if he is a robot or not, he still cant get it hard enough.


You're mom and aunt didn't seem to mind last night... tell em I said hi.
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| August 1, 2009, 4:29 pm
Quoting Chris Phipson

You're mom and aunt didn't seem to mind last night... tell em I said hi.

Tut tut! A fully grown robot can't tell the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. Shame.
It pains me to see robots malfunction. :)
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| August 1, 2009, 4:33 pm
Quoting Chris Phipson

You're mom and aunt didn't seem to mind last night... tell em I said hi.


I bet she liked the Elvis Presley Coasters alot more than the Chrispy Roller Coaster. This clearly shows what kind of person you are: you didnt even congratulate her on her birthday! oh and by the way, would you mind checking out my latest moc? its about you and what you do in your free time (except playing around with my family members)
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| August 1, 2009, 5:48 pm
Quoting Chris Phipson

You're mom and aunt didn't seem to mind last night... tell em I said hi.

Oh and chris, I got like 50 other women who want to talk to you. (some reason I got all the emails)
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| August 1, 2009, 8:45 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Heather .
Tut tut! A fully grown robot can't tell the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. Shame.
It pains me to see robots malfunction. :)


Typing at work... haven't slept in three days... too tired. I'll make it up to you next time. (thanks for pointing out my shortcomings. DOH! *slaps forehead*)
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| August 1, 2009, 8:59 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Joel Congi
Oh and chris, I got like 50 other women who want to talk to you. (some reason I got all the emails)


Just tell them you don't know me... it's better for both of us that way.
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| August 1, 2009, 9:01 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Dr. Alternative
its about you and what you do in your free time (except playing around with my family members)


I have other pasttimes? Heh, who knew?
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| August 1, 2009, 9:03 pm
Quoting Chris Phipson

I have other pasttimes? Heh, who knew?

Of course you do! Dont forget about how you go around and kidnap small children and put them into the Black Lego Market. Poor kids, I was captured once, but escaped. That's where I get my lego skills. That is, if I have any.
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| August 1, 2009, 9:37 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Jack Fonchezzz
Of course you do! Dont forget about how you go around and kidnap small children and put them into the Black Lego Market. Poor kids, I was captured once, but escaped. That's where I get my lego skills. That is, if I have any.


How do you think I can afford PAB? One small child will fetch at LEAST four or five PAB cups worth of brick!

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| August 1, 2009, 9:41 pm
Quoting Chris Phipson

How do you think I can afford PAB? One small child will fetch at LEAST four or five PAB cups worth of brick!

Say, I always thought PAB stood for Punk A** B**ch? What is this?! No really what does it stand for?
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| August 1, 2009, 9:44 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Jack Fonchezzz
Say, I always thought PAB stood for Punk A** B**ch? What is this?! No really what does it stand for?


Sorry, PAB stands for Pick-A-Brick from the lego store.
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| August 1, 2009, 9:47 pm
Quoting Chris Phipson

Sorry, PAB stands for Pick-A-Brick from the lego store.

I think you should lock this too, and open a "revenge of the smack talk". This thread is getting quite too long :)
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| August 1, 2009, 9:50 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Yuri Fassio
I think you should lock this too, and open a "revenge of the smack talk". This thread is getting quite too long :)


Good idea.
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| August 1, 2009, 9:52 pm
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