one fine DAY in the middle of the NIGHT
two DEAD boys got UP TO fight,
BACK TO BACK THEY FACED EACH OTHER
drew their SWORDS and SHOT each other

one was BLIND and the other COULD'NT SEE
so they chose a dummy for a referee
a BLIND man went to SEE fair play
and the MUTE man went to SHOUT "hooray!"

a PARALYZED donkey PASSING by
KICKED the blind man in the eye,
KNOCKED him through a NINE INCH wall,
into a DRY DITCH and DROWNED them all

A DEAF police man HEARD the noise
and came to arrest the two dead boys
if you don't believe this story's true
ask th BLIND MAN, he SAW it too!
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