Quoting 2317 -High Marshal Blaze
If this is on topic, then on topic topics are off topics, meaning that this is off topic, but as said at first, the off topic topics (like this) are then on topic, but they are off topic because the on topic ones should be on topic, but they're off topic, so the off topic topics are on topic, yet the off topic topics as said right before this were proven on topic offs of on-off topics, meaning that off topic topics are on topic.