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What has this contest come to? Random gnomes making the smack thread? A sad, sad departure from the legendary smacking days of yore.
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| February 13, 2014, 6:52 am
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
What has this contest come to? Random gnomes making the smack thread? A sad, sad departure from the legendary smacking days of yore.

Please tell me you ain't gonna make that 'Yo Mama' joke when it comes to the last resort. I think I remember a little yo mama joke made the last time...:)
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| February 13, 2014, 9:39 am
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
What has this contest come to? Random gnomes making the smack thread? A sad, sad departure from the legendary smacking days of yore.

Yeah! And those too weak to participate in a manly contest such as the MocAthalon can smack? Things have gone downhill since last year.
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| February 13, 2014, 9:54 am
Quoting Nick Brick
Yeah! And those too weak to participate in a manly contest such as the MocAthalon can smack? Things have gone downhill since last year.

And yet you did just that in the MocOlympics. Oh the hypocrisy...

And don't try an tell me that the MocOlympics aren't of the "manly" ilk. On that score "elimination rounds" and "every MAN for himself" trump hiding behind a team any day.
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| February 13, 2014, 10:49 am
Quoting Ian Spacek
And yet you did just that in the MocOlympics. Oh the hypocrisy...

And don't try an tell me that the MocOlympics aren't of the "manly" ilk. On that score "elimination rounds" and "every MAN for himself" trump hiding behind a team any day.

Come on now! You can't smack! You know the only reason you aren't entering this year is because you know you can't get more than 1 point per MOC!

Scared, soooo scared.....Yup That's you.
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| February 13, 2014, 11:58 am
Smackalicious.
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| February 13, 2014, 12:56 pm
Slap, pow, wham, boot!
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| February 13, 2014, 12:57 pm
Quoting Zach Lucia
Slap, pow, wham, boot!

I see what Luke means. *Sigh*

The ancient and great Smack Talks of long ago have long since passed.

The naifs who now comment in this thread don't even leave proper comments in the Smacking Thread, as seen in the one I have replied to.

The smacking thread is for insults, not this randomness. You should be ashamed, Zach.
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| February 13, 2014, 1:05 pm
Quoting A. Sargent
I see what Luke means. *Sigh*

The ancient and great Smack Talks of long ago have long since passed.

The naifs who now comment in this thread don't even leave proper comments in the Smacking Thread, as seen in the one I have replied to.

The smacking thread is for insults, not this randomness. You should be ashamed, Zach.

Sorry, but my comment is is moderation, you will need to wait for my witty comment to your shameful retort.
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| February 13, 2014, 1:18 pm
Quoting Zach Lucia
Sorry, but my comment is is moderation, you will need to wait for my witty comment to your shameful retort.

It couldn't have been very witty if it made it to moderation. If something is "funny," MOCpages doesn't put it in moderation. Only disturbed or dirty comments go to moderation.
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| February 13, 2014, 1:25 pm
Quoting A. Sargent
It couldn't have been very witty if it made it to moderation. If something is "funny," MOCpages doesn't put it in moderation. Only disturbed or dirty comments go to moderation.

And your comments are funny? Thank you for the excellent enlightenment o great one! I think I will go k1ll myself now, as I am of no use.
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| February 13, 2014, 1:28 pm
Quoting Matt W.
Come on now! You can't smack! You know the only reason you aren't entering this year is because you know you can't get more than 1 point per MOC!

Scared, soooo scared.....Yup That's you.

Actually, you're right in a way. It was after you joined the group that I decided not to play, but you've misinterpreted my motive. You see, I enter contests because I enjoy the challenge, but you offer no challenge, so why should I bother? ;)
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| February 13, 2014, 1:59 pm
Quoting Ian Spacek
Actually, you're right in a way. It was after you joined the group that I decided not to play, but you've misinterpreted my motive. You see, I enter contests because I enjoy the challenge, but you offer no challenge, so why should I bother? ;)

Apply water to burned area.
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| February 13, 2014, 2:03 pm
Quoting Zach Lucia
And your comments are funny? Thank you for the excellent enlightenment o great one! I think I will go k1ll myself now, as I am of no use.

This is all true,. I'm glad we're on the same thinking road here.
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| February 13, 2014, 2:24 pm
Quoting A. Sargent
This is all true,. I'm glad we're on the same thinking road here.

Your logic is erroneous, you think that are thinking is on the same road, but if it was, you would have known that I was being sarcastic, and you have no smacking talent at all. I respectfully (HAHA) ask you to leave before you start to cry. Thank you.
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| February 13, 2014, 2:36 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Ian Spacek
And don't try an tell me that the MocOlympics aren't of the "manly" ilk. On that score "elimination rounds" and "every MAN for himself" trump hiding behind a team any day.

Truth! The MocOlympics are the Chuck Norris of contests. Though I suppose that makes the Mocathalon the A-Team of contests. Ask yourselves builders, are you the Face of your team or are you Howling Mad?
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| February 13, 2014, 2:54 pm
Ouch Someones Hot and Fuming!
(No pun intended)
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| February 13, 2014, 2:57 pm
Quoting Mythical Griffin
Please tell me you ain't gonna make that 'Yo Mama' joke when it comes to the last resort. I think I remember a little yo mama joke made the last time...:)

Don't worry man, at my last resort I was definitely not with yo mama. I'm not really into people who support mediocrity.
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| February 13, 2014, 3:33 pm
Quoting Nick Brick
Yeah! And those too weak to participate in a manly contest such as the MocAthalon can smack? Things have gone downhill since last year.

After achieving the manly third place last year (as third has a golden, and very buff, chest), I figured I'd retire as alpha TFOL and let some youn'ins duke it out.
Have you even competed in this before? I can't recall seeing your entries or your team ever, but stranger things have happened.
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| February 13, 2014, 3:36 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
After achieving the manly third place last year (as third has a golden, and very buff, chest), I figured I'd retire as alpha TFOL and let some youn'ins duke it out.
Have you even competed in this before? I can't recall seeing your entries or your team ever, but stranger things have happened.

So two builders are better than you? ;)

You didn't see my entries because you never needed to check if your entries made it to the perfect score threads! Maybe Phipson should make a 1-pointer thread just for you!
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| February 13, 2014, 3:52 pm
Quoting Nick Brick
So two builders are better than you? ;)

You didn't see my entries because you never needed to check if your entries made it to the perfect score threads! Maybe Phipson should make a 1-pointer thread just for you!

Two teams... I'll admit that many more builders were better. :P But hey, the MocAthalon is about teamwork, and I organized the team so technically all their achievements are mine. (Cue Cthulhic laugh)

Hmmm... The very first entry I ever did for the MocAthalon received a perfect score, and my first entry for my second MocAthalon was one point short. Guess which judge gave a four? That's right, you! You seem to be under the impression that you had entries in the perfect score thread, were you judging up your own MOCs and judging down everyone else's?

The only person who needs one pointer is you: don't quit your day job for LEGO, you build like a demolitionist.
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| February 13, 2014, 4:00 pm
Quoting Ian Spacek
Actually, you're right in a way. It was after you joined the group that I decided not to play, but you've misinterpreted my motive. You see, I enter contests because I enjoy the challenge, but you offer no challenge, so why should I bother? ;)

Ok. Maybe I'm not a challenge. It must be those "clone on a plate" builders your scared....that makes sense...

(Whoops, that puts me below them doesn't it....)
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| February 13, 2014, 5:26 pm
Quoting Zach Lucia
...I think I will go k1ll myself now, as I am of no use.

Don't make a mess on the floor.
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| February 13, 2014, 5:59 pm
Quoting LWC guy
Don't make a mess on the floor.

Of course not, we have a fish bowl!
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| February 13, 2014, 6:05 pm
Ooh, a smack thread. I've never smacked before. Smack smack smackity smack.
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| February 13, 2014, 11:10 pm
Quoting Ian .....
Ooh, a smack thread. I've never smacked before. Smack smack smackity smack.

And your second sentence still holds true.
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| February 14, 2014, 9:11 am
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
And your second sentence still holds true.

Indeed it has.
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| February 14, 2014, 6:28 pm
Ohh boy... Don't smack me!! *slap*. *ihateloopholeswhenyousmacknotslap*. :(
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| February 14, 2014, 6:39 pm
Somebody smack me, just try.
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| February 14, 2014, 6:49 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
Somebody smack me, just try.

*smacks ~Brick* * SMACK!!*

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| February 14, 2014, 7:16 pm
Quoting Gabe Murray
*smacks ~Brick* * SMACK!!*

*Throws a pie in your face*
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| February 14, 2014, 7:16 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
*Throws a pie in your face*

*Throws an anvil at your face* :P
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| February 14, 2014, 7:18 pm
Quoting Gabe Murray
*Throws an anvil at your face* :P

*Swiftly ducks, then artistically throws swords towards your face*
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| February 14, 2014, 7:21 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
*Swiftly ducks, then artistically throws swords towards your face*

*Pulls out shield, and smashes face with shield. Does victory dance*
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| February 14, 2014, 7:23 pm
Quoting Gabe Murray
*Pulls out shield, and smashes face with shield. Does victory dance*

Suddenly, what you thought was your opponent turns out to be a robot. I enter the room with another fully armed force at the ready*
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| February 14, 2014, 7:24 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
Suddenly, what you thought was your opponent turns out to be a robot. I enter the room with another fully armed force at the ready*

*Shouts to crimson knights, who begin combat with your force*
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| February 14, 2014, 7:25 pm
Quoting Gabe Murray
*Shouts to crimson knights, who begin combat with your force*

Seeing as only three CKs survived the onslaught of the Gnomes...I doubt they could help.
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| February 14, 2014, 7:26 pm
And being crimson knights, totally decimate your troops:)
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| February 14, 2014, 7:26 pm
Even when totally outnumbered:)
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| February 14, 2014, 7:27 pm
Quoting Gabe Murray
And being crimson knights, totally decimate your troops:)

Crimson Knights are inferior. They are far to confident in their skills.
However, despite the Gnomes apparent arrogance...we actually have to thoroughly plan our builds. But as the tourney has shown, the time we put in gives us most impressive results.
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| February 14, 2014, 7:29 pm
Okay so were totally *arrogant* without planing and you gnomes are the same but plan... Yea we do it right, "don't think, just do"
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| February 14, 2014, 7:32 pm
Quoting Gabe Murray
Yea we do it right, "don't think, just do"

That's pretty obvious from your smack.
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| February 14, 2014, 7:56 pm
Quoting SuperSpy X
That's pretty obvious from your smack.

Yes, just write what comes to my head:P

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| February 15, 2014, 6:49 am
*Smack Smack Smack*
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| February 15, 2014, 8:16 am
Quoting Gabe Murray
Yes, just write what comes to my head:P

Trust us, it shows.
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| February 15, 2014, 9:41 am
Quoting Ian .....
Trust us, it shows.

Yes, of course. *Smack Smack Smack*

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| February 15, 2014, 11:49 am
Quoting Gabe Murray

Quoting ~ Brick

*unplugs your gaming consoles*
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| February 16, 2014, 10:32 pm
Quoting Ian Spacek
*unplugs your gaming consoles*

*One-ups Ian and routes power surge through outlets, frying gaming consoles*
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| February 16, 2014, 10:52 pm
Quoting SuperSpy X
*One-ups Ian and routes power surge through outlets, frying gaming consoles*

The consoles were already unplugged.

You lack logic. That's something the old Smack Threads had that sadly left along with most of the talented builders.
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| February 17, 2014, 12:13 am
Yes, as one does not simply unplug Gabe's console and live.
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| February 17, 2014, 2:58 am
Quoting Kyle Peckham
That's something the old Smack Threads had that sadly left along with most of the talented builders.


Indeed. What's the point of smack if you can't back it up?
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| February 17, 2014, 12:14 pm
Quoting Gabe Murray
Yes, as one does not simply unplug Gabe's console and live.

Nothing has changed yet! And I struggle to see how you'll act upon that threat considering that all our interactions are virtual. I suppose you could send your pixelated Crimson Knights to come and get me...oh wait, I exterminated their virtual existence when I pulled the plug. Never mind. It seems your smack is entirely devoid of reason.

And now you'll say (in an attempt at reason): "But if all our interactions are virtual, how did you pull the plug to begin with?"

And I'll say: "Because I'm Batman!"

And thus I win and life goes on. Chris, I think we can lock the Smack Thread now.
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| February 17, 2014, 12:32 pm
Yep
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| February 17, 2014, 12:42 pm
Quoting Ian Spacek
Nothing has changed yet! And I struggle to see how you'll act upon that threat considering that all our interactions are virtual. I suppose you could send your pixelated Crimson Knights to come and get me...oh wait, I exterminated their virtual existence when I pulled the plug. Never mind. It seems your smack is entirely devoid of reason.

And now you'll say: "But if all our interactions are virtual, how did you pull the plug?"

And I'll say: "Because I'm Batman!"

And thus I win and life goes on. Chris, I think we can lock the Smack Thread now.

No, you have no power here, Ian Spacek..sort of but anyway, your existence is meaningless because this virtual existence isn't real, only a blind. Actually we are all stuck in a never ending time frame, that isn't solid, it's temporary and actually a wibbly wobbly timey thing. And I own it's very existence! MWA AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA... I'm not smart:)

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| February 17, 2014, 12:44 pm
Quoting Gabe Murray
MWA AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA... I'm not smart:)

...And you think this makes you powerful?
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| February 17, 2014, 1:19 pm
Quoting Max Pointner
...And you think this makes you powerful?

Nope

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| February 17, 2014, 2:49 pm
Quoting Gabe Murray I'm not smart:)

Well it seems I need not continue to smack you, seeing as you've already done the job so thoroughly for me. ;)
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| February 17, 2014, 2:53 pm
Quoting Ian Spacek
Nothing has changed yet! And I struggle to see how you'll act upon that threat considering that all our interactions are virtual. I suppose you could send your pixelated Crimson Knights to come and get me...oh wait, I exterminated their virtual existence when I pulled the plug. Never mind. It seems your smack is entirely devoid of reason.

And now you'll say (in an attempt at reason): "But if all our interactions are virtual, how did you pull the plug to begin with?"

And I'll say: "Because I'm Batman!"

And thus I win and life goes on. Chris, I think we can lock the Smack Thread now.

Spacek, not only have you fallen to the level of onomatopoeia and virtual contact smack, but you also lack any backing for you attempts. When you join the MocAthalon, and when you have a 100% of winning, then you can smack at whimsy.

Until then, let it be said that I am to play this year. The current teams are sorry mockeries of former glory, which shall be restored via my and my team's Herculean effort. Buckle up.
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| February 17, 2014, 3:17 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist

Your taunts are hollow shams. Do you really think that I have no inclination as to your strategy or no notion of who is on your team? I turned down the invite myself. Anyhow, my lips are sealed as to details, but really, don't keep trying that one on me. Granted, you have a deadly line-up of builders.
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| February 17, 2014, 3:59 pm
Quoting Ian Spacek
Why else do you think I turned down Simon's invitation?


My dear silly friend Ian, don't mistake "Backup Plan: Foxtrot" for an invitation to join THE team... I cast a big net, to catch only the elite fish.

It's all or nothing for me. And I'm building my Team to back to do just that.


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| February 17, 2014, 4:22 pm
Quoting Si MOCs

My dear silly friend Ian, don't mistake "Backup Plan: Foxtrot" for an invitation to join THE team... I cast a big net, to catch only the elite fish. It's all or nothing for me. And I'm building my Team to back to do just that.

Fishy, but I believe it.


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| February 17, 2014, 4:36 pm
Quoting Ian Spacek
Your taunts are hollow shams. Do you really think that I have no inclination as to your strategy or no notion of who is on your team? I turned down the invite myself. Anyhow, my lips are sealed as to details, but really, don't keep trying that one on me. Granted, you have a deadly line-up of builders.

Your spy is not as loyal as you suspect, nor is your uppityness as righteous as you believe. When it comes to quality speed building, we are the kings. And when it comes to smacking, I am the emperor.

Stand back, and get your notebook out. Everyone's about to be taught a lesson in LEGO.
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| February 17, 2014, 6:16 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Stand back, and get your notebook out. Everyone's about to be taught a lesson in LEGO.

This one?

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTE5M1gxMDQy/z/0-EAAOxy0bRS~a5O/$_57.JPG

I didn't think we'd be learning the art of Lego from someone who mixes clone brands and the Sweet Danish ABS together.

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| February 17, 2014, 6:21 pm
Quoting Kyle Peckham
This one?

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTE5M1gxMDQy/z/0-EAAOxy0bRS~a5O/$_57.JPG

I didn't think we'd be learning the art of Lego from someone who mixes clone brands and the Sweet Danish ABS together.

Let us compare ourselves.

Me: Violently hurls any invasive mega-blok I find lying around the house.
You: Aggressively purchases any knock-off LEGO weapons he finds, salivating over thoughts of translucent guns and pink spotted shells.

Now, let's reevaluate your statement on the use of clone brands, monsieur de la hypocrisy.
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| February 17, 2014, 6:28 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Let us compare ourselves.

Me: Violently hurls any invasive mega-blok I find lying around the house.
You: Aggressively purchases any knock-off LEGO weapons he finds, salivating over thoughts of translucent guns and pink spotted shells.

Now, let's reevaluate your statement on the use of clone brands, monsieur de la hypocrisy.

I figured as much, I expected a hypocrisy based comment.

I'm a hippocrit, there, I said it.
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| February 17, 2014, 6:30 pm
Quoting Kyle Peckham
I figured as much, I expected a hypocrisy based comment.

I'm a hippocrit, there, I said it.

Tu es vraiment un monsieur, cher garcon. In the true spirit of France, and MocAthalon mediocrity, you have already surrendered. ;)
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| February 17, 2014, 6:42 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Tu es vraiment un monsieur, cher garcon. In the true spirit of France, and MocAthalon mediocrity, you have already surrendered. ;)

Funny, I have not a drop of French blood in me. I am a proud Pole, German, and English man that would be quite confused as to what to do during the 1940s.
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| February 17, 2014, 6:45 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Tu es vraiment un monsieur, cher garcon. In the true spirit of France, and MocAthalon mediocrity, you have already surrendered. ;)

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.
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| February 17, 2014, 7:16 pm
Quoting Ian .....
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.

That was an AMAZING smack. So original and not random at all.
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| February 17, 2014, 7:19 pm
Quoting A. Sargent
That was an AMAZING smack. So original and not random at all.

Definitely not borrowing it from a well known movie...
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| February 17, 2014, 7:21 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Tu es vraiment un monsieur, cher garcon. In the true spirit of France, and MocAthalon mediocrity, you have already surrendered. ;)

Are you talking spanish or french?
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| February 17, 2014, 7:23 pm
Quoting Ian .....
Definitely not borrowing it from a well known movie...

You may have been, but you've used it at the complete wrong time. If you wish to be a master of smack like me you must wait. Lurk in the shadows until it is the right time to use a worthwhile smack.
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| February 17, 2014, 7:25 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
Are you talking spanish or french?

La francais, la langue d'amour et seigneur du monde classique.

Si tu ne comprends pas la langue, tu es un vrai clochard sans espoir de gagner ce jeu.
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| February 17, 2014, 7:29 pm
Quoting A. Sargent
You may have been, but you've used it at the complete wrong time. If you wish to be a master of smack like me you must wait. Lurk in the shadows until it is the right time to use a worthwhile smack.

At least I know how to smack...
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| February 17, 2014, 7:31 pm
Quoting Ian .....
At least I know how to smack...

The jury is out on that one.
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| February 17, 2014, 8:00 pm
Quoting SuperSpy X
The jury is out on that one.

Like you do much better...
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| February 17, 2014, 8:00 pm
Umm *Smack Smack Smack*!
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| February 18, 2014, 6:26 am
The Clutch Builders champs are back.

Better get your supplies now boys and girls, you're about to be taken to school.
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| February 18, 2014, 9:08 pm
Quoting Si MOCs
The Clutch Builders champs are back.

Better get your supplies now boys and girls, you're about to be taken to school.
Dang-it. I was really hoping you guys wouldn't be coming back this year... :P
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| February 18, 2014, 9:16 pm
Quoting Si MOCs
The Clutch Builders champs are back.

Better get your supplies now boys and girls, you're about to be taken to school.


Dun dun dun... Number one reason I am not competing and Number one reason I love to watch the mocathalon.

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| February 18, 2014, 9:20 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Si MOCs
The Clutch Builders champs are back.

Better get your supplies now boys and girls, you're about to be taken to school.


Hand delivery again this year then? hahaha

Good luck guys!
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| February 19, 2014, 2:45 am
Quoting Chris Phipson

Hand delivery again this year then? hahaha



But of course!
For the prize tis not the set. The TRUE prize* of MocAthalon is getting a chance to shake Chris' hand.

*and the joy of crushing all other teams.
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| February 19, 2014, 7:16 pm
Quoting Si MOCs
The Clutch Builders champs are back.

Better get your supplies now boys and girls, you're about to be taken to school.

Please don't give us homework.
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| February 19, 2014, 7:26 pm
And so you have revealed a weakness... Which I may exploit and use against your will. I shall crush those "gnomes" with the hand of homework and raining anvils!:)
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| February 20, 2014, 4:59 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
Please don't give us homework.

Feel free to drop out, it's your only chance of leaving with your dignity still intact.
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| February 20, 2014, 7:18 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Feel free to drop out, it's your only chance of leaving with your dignity still intact.

Meanwhile Luke has no dignity left to save...
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| February 22, 2014, 12:00 am
Oh yeah? Well, I don't even have a team! HAHA!



....I needz one.
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| February 22, 2014, 12:05 pm

Good one.
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| February 22, 2014, 12:06 pm
I don't know if someone said this already, but I'm NOT reading all the comments.


Anyways.... You all should just leave... because I HAVE ARRIVED! :P I'm not even close to that good of a builder...
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| February 22, 2014, 12:14 pm
Quoting Bill Daniels
I don't know if someone said this already, but I'm NOT reading all the comments.

Maybe you should. Then at least you would be able to compare your smack to other smack and see how bad it is. :P
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| February 22, 2014, 9:23 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab
Quoting Bill Daniels
I don't know if someone said this already, but I'm NOT reading all the comments.

Maybe you should. Then at least you would be able to compare your smack to other smack and see how bad it is. :P

Really? All I could find in this thread were examples of how NOT to smack.
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| February 23, 2014, 9:10 pm
Quoting Lindel Baskin
Really? All I could find in this thread were examples of how NOT to smack.

Too good then that the post of mine you were quoting was my first in this thread... But apparently that escaped you, if you were indeed trying to get me with your smack.
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| February 23, 2014, 9:33 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab
Too good then that the post of mine you were quoting was my first in this thread... But apparently that escaped you, if you were indeed trying to get me with your smack.

That particular smack wasn't aimed at you. But if you'd like me to have a go... Let's just say you might want to grab some ice water, because this is going to burn.
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| February 23, 2014, 9:47 pm
Quoting Lindel Baskin
That particular smack wasn't aimed at you. But if you'd like me to have a go... Let's just say you might want to grab some ice water, because this is going to burn.

Too bad you can't set people on fire over the internet. But I don't blame you for not knowing that.
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| February 23, 2014, 9:55 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab
Too bad you can't set people on fire over the internet. But I don't blame you for not knowing that.

It was a metaphor. But I don't blame you for not knowing that, it requires a certain level of intuition.
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| February 23, 2014, 10:04 pm
Quoting Lindel Baskin
It was a metaphor. But I don't blame you for not knowing that, it requires a certain level of intuition.

Ooooh, burn!
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| February 23, 2014, 10:05 pm
Quoting Ian .....
Ooooh, burn!


Your indescript remark towards the validity of Sir Lindel Baskin's attempt at an insult has left me appalled. Like some of the MOCs that will come from this contest.
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| February 23, 2014, 10:32 pm
Quoting Garrett .

Your indescript remark towards the validity of Sir Lindel Baskin's attempt at an insult has left me appalled. Like some of the MOCs that will come from this contest.

Are you referring to your own mocs?

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| February 23, 2014, 10:34 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
Are you referring to your own mocs?

Clearly. At least he has the humility to admit his unworthiness.
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| February 23, 2014, 10:42 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
Are you referring to your own mocs?


Nay. Really, that is an incredibly unintelligent remark, considering that I would obviously not refer to my own MOCs in such a manner. That would only serve to further indicate your lack of intelligence. Thanks for saving me some work.
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| February 23, 2014, 10:44 pm
Quoting Lindel Baskin
Clearly. At least he has the humility to admit his unworthiness.


Yes, humility is a lovely quality. Too bad you lack in that department.
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| February 23, 2014, 10:46 pm
Quoting Garrett .

Yes, humility is a lovely quality. Too bad you lack in that department.

I'd take intelligent and arrogant over your predicament any day.
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| February 23, 2014, 10:49 pm
Quoting Lindel Baskin
It was a metaphor. But I don't blame you for not knowing that, it requires a certain level of intuition.

Ich lebe noch nicht lange in Amerika, deshalb kenne ich auch nicht jedes dahergekommene sprichwort. Aber natürlich wirst du das nie richtig verstehen, weil du das hier ja nicht lesen kannst, und wirst eine höhst seltsame und urkomische antwort geben. :P
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| February 23, 2014, 10:56 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab
Ich lebe noch nicht lange in Amerika, deshalb kenne ich auch nicht jedes dahergekommene sprichwort. Aber natürlich wirst du das nie richtig verstehen, weil du das hier ja nicht lesen kannst, und wirst eine höhst seltsame und urkomische antwort geben. :P


Ich verstehe, aber mein Deutsch ist nicht sehr gut. Ich spreche, und lese, mit sehr wenig Google übersetzen. Ich muss ein Bisschen übersetze, aber nicht zu viel. Mein Grammatik is schlecht, oder?
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| February 23, 2014, 11:19 pm
Quoting Lindel Baskin

Ich verstehe, aber mein Deutsch ist nicht sehr gut. Ich spreche, und lese, mit sehr wenig Google übersetze. Ich muss ein paar Dinge übersetze, aber nicht zu viel. Mein Grammatik is schlecht, ja?

Deine Antwort ist immerhin besser als erwartet. Ich würde allerdings Google Translate nicht als Hilfe benutzen, da es nicht gerade das beste Übersetzungsmittel ist.
Aber of course, man can't be good in allem be. :P
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| February 23, 2014, 11:28 pm
Quoting Lindel Baskin
I'd take intelligent and arrogant over your predicament any day.

Nice. Sad that you are so much better at smacking than building. :P
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| February 23, 2014, 11:29 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab
Deine Antwort ist immerhin besser als erwartet. Ich würde allerdings Google Translate nicht als Hilfe benutzen, da es nicht gerade das beste Übersetzungsmittel ist.
Aber of course, man can't be good in allem be. :P

Is german literally just memorizing words? No conjugations or anything? Because I google translated your sentences and it made perfect sense.
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| February 23, 2014, 11:39 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab
Deine Antwort ist immerhin besser als erwartet. Ich würde allerdings Google Translate nicht als Hilfe benutzen, da es nicht gerade das beste Übersetzungsmittel ist.
Aber of course, man can't be good in allem be. :P

Für eine Amerikaner, es ist nicht schlecht, nicht wahr? Aber, deine Englisch ist besser als meine Deutsch. Jetzt auf Englisch?
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| February 23, 2014, 11:45 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab
Nice. Sad that you are so much better at smacking than building. :P

Sad that you are lacking on both fronts. =P
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| February 23, 2014, 11:46 pm
Quoting Lindel Baskin
Für eine Amerikaner, es ist nicht schlecht, nicht wahr? Aber, deine Englisch ist besser als meine Deutsch. Jetzt auf Englisch?

Why den not gleich mixed? :P Ich am zweisprachig upgegrewt. :P
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| February 23, 2014, 11:47 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab
Why den not gleich mixed? :P Ich am zweisprachig upgegrewt. :P

Aber ich habe only ein jahre Deustch klasse.
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| February 23, 2014, 11:55 pm
Quoting Lindel Baskin
Sad that you are lacking on both fronts. =P

...said the guy who made this http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/379811 at fifteen to the guy who made this http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/381986 at twelve. :P
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| February 23, 2014, 11:57 pm
Quoting Lindel Baskin
Aber ich habe only ein jahre Deustch klasse.

All so besser, dann kann I dich yes loco driven. :P
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| February 23, 2014, 11:58 pm
Brian uses taunt.

It's super effective!
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| February 24, 2014, 3:42 am
Untermensch.
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| February 24, 2014, 7:05 am
Quoting Mr. Cab
...said the guy who made this http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/379811 at fifteen to the guy who made this http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/381986 at twelve. :P

well if we are going to resort to posting random moc showcasing talent, then we need to bring up this:
http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/290317

I believe it is the current king of smiles. and while likes don't always mean a Moc is good, in this case, it does.

so there. no one wins.
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| February 24, 2014, 1:04 pm
Du bist fett und stinkst nach Fisch.

I was going to make a French joke but the subject turned to German, dangit.
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| February 24, 2014, 1:04 pm
Quoting Flare .
Du bist fett und stinkst nach Fisch.

I was going to make a French joke but the subject turned to German, dangit.

mi taco Martes tiene más tacos, entonces la cantidad de heroína que me puede golpear con!


but you brought up the french, therefore making a french joke in itself.
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| February 24, 2014, 1:10 pm
Quoting Flare .
Du bist fett und stinkst nach Fisch.

I was going to make a French joke but the subject turned to German, dangit.

I was going to make a WWII joke, but then I considered it insensitive.

Fortunately, the Clutch Builders blitz will destroy all the over-sensitive critics. (Metaphorically, mind.)
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| February 24, 2014, 3:18 pm
4 Days people! Prepare to be crushed by the stickmagnets!
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| February 24, 2014, 4:08 pm
Quoting Wolverine .
4 Days people! Prepare to be crushed by the stickmagnets!

Nah, I'm just going to get some magnets with reversed polarity and drive you guys away. Please.
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| February 24, 2014, 4:12 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
Nah, I'm just going to get some magnets with reversed polarity and drive you guys away. Please.

~_~
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| February 24, 2014, 4:25 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab
...said the guy who made this http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/379811 at fifteen to the guy who made this http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/381986 at twelve. :P

Don't make this personal. =P
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| February 24, 2014, 4:43 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab
All so besser, dann kann I dich yes loco driven. :P

Ich glaube, dass this gives du ein unfair advantage.
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| February 24, 2014, 4:45 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Untermensch.

Was that meant to refer to me, to Mr. Cab, or to Flare?
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| February 24, 2014, 4:46 pm
Quoting Wolverine .
4 Days people! Prepare to be crushed by the stickmagnets!


Best smack I've heard in this thread. Not that that's saying much.
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| February 24, 2014, 4:49 pm
Quoting Brian Rinker
Brian uses taunt.

It's super effective!


Pfft. Everyone knows that Taunt is a non-damaging dark type move. Now, please allow me to use Flamethrower, which, last I checked, is supereffective against you Bug-types.
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| February 24, 2014, 4:51 pm
Quoting Lindel Baskin
Was that meant to refer to me, to Mr. Cab, or to Flare?


Can't tell, all of you fit the description so well.
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| February 24, 2014, 4:53 pm
Other than what I've seen Luke and Flare post in this thread the rest of untranslatable gibberish. Let the builds speak for themselves.

The talent of smacking comes with time, and only a few of the resident blowhards can lay claim to this type of smack. It is the smack that even the gods of old feared, for if they knew that man was to acquire smack it would be their sure destruction. Only those gifted in smack should stay, the rest of you might as well go sit in a pile of filth and contemplate your life choices.
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| February 24, 2014, 5:01 pm
Quoting Garrett .

Can't tell, all of you fit the description so well.

People fear what they don't understand. The natural reaction to your fear is anger or hatred. These emotions often lead to simplistic derogatory references, which generally display a lack of original thought. Arguments that employ logic and reason are far more effective.
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| February 24, 2014, 5:03 pm
Quoting Kyle Peckham
Other than what I've seen Luke and Flare

Flare? Flare's only posts here, as far as I see, are a couple German insults and the word, "Smackalicious".
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| February 24, 2014, 5:06 pm
Quoting Kyle Peckham
Other than what I've seen Luke and Flare post in this thread the rest of untranslatable gibberish. Let the builds speak for themselves.

The talent of smacking comes with time, and only a few of the resident blowhards can lay claim to this type of smack. It is the smack that even the gods of old feared, for if they knew that man was to acquire smack it would be their sure destruction. Only those gifted in smack should stay, the rest of you might as well go sit in a pile of filth and contemplate your life choices.



I can tell that pile of ròtting flesh you call a smack must have strained the capacity of your brain cells to type, and another age to correct the grammar. I would personally recommend saving whatever remaining mental capacity you have left for the contest... Oh wait, you already wasted it all. Too bad.
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| February 24, 2014, 5:06 pm
Quoting Lindel Baskin
People fear what they don't understand. The natural reaction to your fear is anger or hatred. These emotions often lead to simplistic derogatory references, which generally display a lack of original thought. Arguments that employ logic and reason are far more effective.


Apparently you have yet to apply that logic, looking at this sorry excuse for a smack.
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| February 24, 2014, 5:08 pm
*facepalm*. Do I always have to bring the good smacks... *Smack Smack Smack!*
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| February 24, 2014, 5:09 pm
Quoting Garrett .

Apparently you have yet to apply that logic, looking at this sorry excuse for a smack.

The fact that you considered that a smack shows your lack of reason. That was a friendly piece of advice; one that you could learn from.
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| February 24, 2014, 5:10 pm
Quoting Gabe Murray
*facepalm*. Do I always have to bring the good smacks... *Smack Smack Smack!*


If you're all we have to deliver liquid gold in smack form, than this whole contest is out of luck.
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| February 24, 2014, 5:11 pm
Quoting Lindel Baskin
The fact that you considered that a smack shows your lack of reason. That was a friendly piece of advice; one that you could learn from.


The fact that you posted a friendly piece of advice in a smack thread shows your lack of intelligence. Save the congratulations for when my team wins the contest.
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| February 24, 2014, 5:13 pm
Quoting Garrett .

If you're all we have to deliver liquid gold in smack form, than this whole contest is out of luck.

*double facepalm* really, my smacks are worth so much liquid gold I could sponsor the next century's contests, and still buy everything I've ever wanted in life*unlimited supply of lego*
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| February 24, 2014, 5:14 pm
Quoting Gabe Murray
*double facepalm* really, my smacks are worth so much liquid gold I could sponsor the next century's contests, and still buy everything I've ever wanted in life*unlimited supply of lego*


Your apparent arrogant streak will betray you. Enjoy a nice, loooong cry when your MOCs and smacks both get 0's.
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| February 24, 2014, 5:16 pm
Quoting Gabe Murray
*facepalm*. Do I always have to bring the good smacks... *Smack Smack Smack!*

Um, you don't. LukeClarenceVan can beat anyone anyday.
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| February 24, 2014, 5:16 pm
Quoting Garrett .

The fact that you posted a friendly piece of advice in a smack thread shows your lack of intelligence. Save the congratulations for when my team wins the contest.

I was merely being a gentlemen. The fact that we are here to insult each other without mercy should by no means prevent us from being civilized about it.
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| February 24, 2014, 5:17 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
Um, you don't. LukeClarenceVan can beat anyone anyday.

Enjoy being president of the LCV fan club.
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| February 24, 2014, 5:18 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
Um, you don't. LukeClarenceVan can beat anyone anyday.

Um, recently everyone has been too complex about smacking. All you need is a *SMACK*
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| February 24, 2014, 5:18 pm
Quoting Garrett .
Enjoy being president of the LCV fan club.

Ouch, that's harsh...:)

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| February 24, 2014, 5:19 pm
Quoting Lindel Baskin
I was merely being a gentlemen. The fact that we are here to insult each other without mercy should by no means prevent us from being civilized about it.


I agree. I believe, though, that your smacks will horrify the whole of civilization.

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| February 24, 2014, 5:20 pm
Quoting Gabe Murray
Um, recently everyone has been too complex about smacking. All you need is a *SMACK*

That is most uncouth. Slapstick humor may be entertaining in cartoons, but it has no place in a smack thread.
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| February 24, 2014, 5:20 pm
Quoting Garrett .
Enjoy being president of the LCV fan club.

I'm going to take that as a compliment, because I absolutely love his builds.
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| February 24, 2014, 5:21 pm
Quoting Lindel Baskin
I was merely being a gentlemen. The fact that we are here to insult each other without mercy should by no means prevent us from being civilized about it.

If thou beist a gentlemen, thou would have enough decency to smack as well as luke doth smack or thou should not smack at all!
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| February 24, 2014, 5:21 pm
Quoting Garrett .
Quoting Lindel Baskin
I was merely being a gentlemen. The fact that we are here to insult each other without mercy should by no means prevent us from being civilized about it.


I agree. I believe, though, that your smacks will horrify the whole of civilization.

Only too true, however my good layman, a true gentleman would not criticize a fellow competitor when one is getting good advice.

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| February 24, 2014, 5:21 pm
Quoting Garrett .
Quoting Lindel Baskin
I was merely being a gentlemen. The fact that we are here to insult each other without mercy should by no means prevent us from being civilized about it.


I agree. I believe, though, that your smacks will horrify the whole of civilization.


If you find them too harsh, feel free to surrender with what little composure you can muster up.
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| February 24, 2014, 5:21 pm
Quoting Gabe Murray
Um, recently everyone has been too complex about smacking. All you need is a *SMACK*


I don't believe you are qualified to administrate such.
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| February 24, 2014, 5:22 pm
Quoting Richard Hurst
If thou beist a gentlemen, thou would have enough decency to smack as well as luke doth smack or thou should not smack at all!


Cut the tushery, vice president.
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| February 24, 2014, 5:23 pm
Quoting Lindel Baskin
That is most uncouth. Slapstick humor may be entertaining in cartoons, but it has no place in a smack thread.

Very well, let us do forth on a smack battle field, me, you and the power of internet smacking. Bring on the arms and let us do battle, if ye wants to see what will become of thee.
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| February 24, 2014, 5:23 pm
Quoting Gabe Murray
Um, recently everyone has been too complex about smacking. All you need is a *SMACK*

That's seriously the worst way. It shows no insult at all, it's simply an onomatopoeia whose repetitive use gives you a bad smack reputation.
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| February 24, 2014, 5:23 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
I'm going to take that as a compliment, because I absolutely love his builds.


Keep on fangirling, then. Here's a pigtail wig and some pom-poms.
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| February 24, 2014, 5:24 pm
Quoting Gabe Murray
Very well, let us do forth on a smack battle field, me, you and the power of internet smacking. Bring on the arms and let us do battle, if ye wants to see what will become of thee.


Are you suicidal or something?
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| February 24, 2014, 5:25 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
That's seriously the worst way. It shows no insult at all, it's simply an onomatopoeia whose repetitive use gives you a bad smack reputation.

You too Steve, then let us be finished in a complicated smack... As I recall, I should not be making enemies, however the situation presents itself that.. I... Will.. Smack... Everyone...*Smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack*. That should be sufficient smacks for everyone.
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| February 24, 2014, 5:27 pm
Quoting Richard Hurst
If thou beist a gentlemen, thou would have enough decency to smack as well as luke doth smack or thou should not smack at all!

If thou wert a gentlemen, thou wouldst not discourage me thus. How is a man to become a giant, if he doth not first grow?
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| February 24, 2014, 5:27 pm
Quoting Garrett .

Are you suicidal or something?

Nope, just prepared to finish another competitor from the battle... One who while being my enemy, is still a gentleman, and does not interfere with others battles *cough* Garrett *cough*

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| February 24, 2014, 5:29 pm
Quoting Garrett .

Keep on fangirling, then. Here's a pigtail wig and some pom-poms.

I don't fangirl, I just drool.
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| February 24, 2014, 5:29 pm
Quoting Gabe Murray
Nope, just prepared to finish another competitor from the battle... One who while being my enemy, is still a gentleman, and does not interfere with others battles *cough* Garrett *cough*

Fortunately, the real competition is a battle of mocs, mocs you shall receive 1's and 0's for.
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| February 24, 2014, 5:31 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
Fortunately, the real competition is a battle of mocs, mocs you shall receive 1's and 0's for.

Thank goodness, if your smacks are as bad as your MOCs, I'll at be on my way to victory.
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| February 24, 2014, 5:33 pm
Quoting Gabe Murray
Thank goodness, if your smacks are as bad as your MOCs, I'll at be on my way to victory.

Ha! I'll be surprised if you can even scrape a 0!
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| February 24, 2014, 5:35 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
Ha! I'll be surprised if you can even scrape a 0!

We shall see, Stephen, on the field of war. Let us bring out the bricks of olive cheese, to arms to arms!
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| February 24, 2014, 5:36 pm
Quoting Gabe Murray
We shall see, Stephen, on the field of war. Let us bring out the bricks of olive cheese, to arms to arms!

Fortunately, I have like, 500 olive cheese.
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| February 24, 2014, 5:37 pm
Quoting Garrett .

Best smack I've heard in this thread. Not that that's saying much.

Thanks! :P
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| February 24, 2014, 5:37 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
Fortunately, I have like, 500.

Cool, I just got an order of close to 470 or something.
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| February 24, 2014, 5:38 pm
Quoting Gabe Murray
Cool, I just got an order of close to 470 or something.

I got mine from PaB, way cheaper than wherever you ordered and most lego sets.
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| February 24, 2014, 5:39 pm
Quoting Gabe Murray
Cool, I just got an order of close to 470 or something.

I have a small PaB of just olive cheese, and judging by the fact that Stephen got 500 into 1/3 a cup...I must have around 1,500.
So go on 'n' cry.
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| February 24, 2014, 5:40 pm
Pfft, what has this thread come to? Kids bragging about their collections of olive cheese slopes? Go home now, this battlefield rejects you.
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| February 24, 2014, 6:00 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
I have a small PaB of just olive cheese, and judging by the fact that Stephen got 500 into 1/3 a cup...I must have around 1,500.
So go on 'n' cry.


Quoting Gabe Murray
Cool, I just got an order of close to 470 or something.


Quoting Stephen Boe
I got mine from PaB, way cheaper than wherever you ordered and most lego sets.


Uuuuummm... Is this not the smack talk thread?

I do believe it is for SMACK talk. Not talking about orders....

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| February 24, 2014, 6:01 pm
Quoting Wolverine .

Quoting Gabe Murray
Cool, I just got an order of close to 470 or something.


Quoting Stephen Boe
I got mine from PaB, way cheaper than wherever you ordered and most lego sets.


Uuuuummm... Is this not the smack talk thread?

I do believe it is for SMACK talk. Not talking about orders....


Look before you smack kiddo. Oh wait, you're blind to your awfuI smack quality.
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| February 24, 2014, 6:03 pm
Y'all gotta get e better smack talk dealer! Cuz y'all gotz a pretty bad store!
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| February 24, 2014, 6:06 pm
Quoting Wolverine .

Quoting Gabe Murray
Cool, I just got an order of close to 470 or something.


Quoting Stephen Boe
I got mine from PaB, way cheaper than wherever you ordered and most lego sets.


Uuuuummm... Is this not the smack talk thread?

I do believe it is for SMACK talk. Not talking about orders....


And furthermore, you also act a hypocrite. This comment you have posted is hardly a smack. More like a whimper.
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| February 24, 2014, 6:06 pm
Quoting Wolverine .

Quoting Gabe Murray
Cool, I just got an order of close to 470 or something.


Quoting Stephen Boe
I got mine from PaB, way cheaper than wherever you ordered and most lego sets.


Uuuuummm... Is this not the smack talk thread?

I do believe it is for SMACK talk. Not talking about orders....

And I have like 100 purple and lime tiles, like 90 lavender 1 x 2 plates, 400 - 500 clear studs, 150 clear plates...
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| February 24, 2014, 6:06 pm
Quoting Wolverine .
You all (Y'all is not a real word)gotta get a (not e) better smack talk dealer! Because (unnecessary abreviation) you all (ditto first comment) have (just plain awful) a pretty bad store!


Your grammar teacher must hàte you.
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| February 24, 2014, 6:09 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe

Quoting Stephen Boe
I got mine from PaB, way cheaper than wherever you ordered and most lego sets.


Uuuuummm... Is this not the smack talk thread?

I do believe it is for SMACK talk. Not talking about orders....

And I have like 100 purple and lime tiles, like 90 lavender 1 x 2 plates, 400 - 500 clear studs, 150 clear plates...


Now let's see whether that will actually help you win.
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| February 24, 2014, 6:10 pm
Quoting Garrett .

Your grammar teacher must hàte you.

He also lives in California.
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| February 24, 2014, 6:11 pm
Quoting Garrett .

Quoting Stephen Boe
I got mine from PaB, way cheaper than wherever you ordered and most lego sets.


Uuuuummm... Is this not the smack talk thread?

I do believe it is for SMACK talk. Not talking about orders....


And furthermore, you also act a hypocrite. This comment you have posted is hardly a smack. More like a whimper.

I was just saying.
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| February 24, 2014, 6:11 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe

Quoting Stephen Boe
I got mine from PaB, way cheaper than wherever you ordered and most lego sets.


Uuuuummm... Is this not the smack talk thread?

I do believe it is for SMACK talk. Not talking about orders....

And I have like 100 purple and lime tiles, like 90 lavender 1 x 2 plates, 400 - 500 clear studs, 150 clear plates...

Comparison of bulk parts, eh?

1,000 trans blue tiles

700-ish trans clear studs

Over 2 full PaB cups of grass stalks

over 1,000 2x2 tiles in grey

And over 1,000 1x4 in lightgrey

Beat that.
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| February 24, 2014, 6:12 pm
Quoting Garrett .
Pfft, what has this thread come to? Kids bragging about their collections of olive cheese slopes? Go home now, this battlefield rejects you.

Sorry, we got sidetracked a bit. Who doesn't love hearing about collections though?
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| February 24, 2014, 6:12 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
He also lives in California.

RAGE >:|



That was uncalled for.
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| February 24, 2014, 6:12 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
He also lives in California.


No excuse for such atrocitiès towards our language. Like how your terrìble smacks have no excuse to be on the Internet.
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| February 24, 2014, 6:13 pm
(Getting back on topic)


Sorry admins for getting off topic.


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| February 24, 2014, 6:14 pm
Quoting ~ Brick

Uuuuummm... Is this not the smack talk thread?

I do believe it is for SMACK talk. Not talking about orders....

And I have like 100 purple and lime tiles, like 90 lavender 1 x 2 plates, 400 - 500 clear studs, 150 clear plates...

Comparison of bulk parts, eh?

1,000 trans blue tiles

700-ish trans clear studs

Over 2 full PaB cups of grass stalks

over 1,000 2x2 tiles in grey

And over 1,000 1x4 in lightgrey

Beat that.
I don't need THAT much to great mocs.
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| February 24, 2014, 6:15 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
Sorry, we got sidetracked a bit. Who doesn't love hearing about collections though?


Me. And several other people. Who are much more intelligent than the likes of you and your comrades.
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| February 24, 2014, 6:15 pm
Quoting Garrett .

No excuse for such atrocitiès towards our language. Like how your terrìble smacks have no excuse to be on the Internet.

That wasn't an excuse. I was saying how since he's californian he doesn't deserve to use that accent.
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| February 24, 2014, 6:18 pm
Quoting Wolverine .
RAGE >:|



That was uncalled for.


If you want niceties, I suggest you go elsewhere. Like the rest of the people trying to smack here. They'll be nice.
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| February 24, 2014, 6:19 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
That wasn't an excuse. I was saying how since he's californian he doesn't deserve to use that accent.


Ah. I agree then.
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| February 24, 2014, 6:22 pm
Quoting Garrett .

If you want niceties, I suggest you go elsewhere. Like the rest of the people trying to smack here. They'll be nice.

Well then you have no reason to be here.
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| February 24, 2014, 6:24 pm
Quoting Garrett .

If you want niceties, I suggest you go elsewhere. Like the rest of the people trying to smack here. They'll be nice.

I keep getting su*ked into going off topic, but I thought he was saying Californian's are dum*... But I guess he wasn't....
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| February 24, 2014, 6:33 pm
Quoting Wolverine .
I keep getting su*ked into going off topic, but I thought he was saying Californian's are dum*... But I guess he wasn't....

I live in CA too, and it is seriously the BEST state. We've got beaches, legoland, several lego stores, disneyland, and the neighborhood of La Jolla (great sunsets, beaches with a lot of rock formations and seals).
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| February 24, 2014, 6:38 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
And I have like 100 purple and lime tiles, like 90 lavender 1 x 2 plates, 400 - 500 clear studs, 150 clear plates...

Comparison of bulk parts, eh?

1,000 trans blue tiles

700-ish trans clear studs

Over 2 full PaB cups of grass stalks

over 1,000 2x2 tiles in grey

And over 1,000 1x4 in lightgrey

Beat that.

I don't need THAT much to great mocs.
...and i have LDD, therefore giving me infinite bricks. your argument is invalid.
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| February 24, 2014, 6:41 pm
Quoting Lindel Baskin
Was that meant to refer to me, to Mr. Cab, or to Flare?

Considering that I'm the only builder deserving of the title mensch here, all of the above.
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| February 24, 2014, 6:41 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
I live in CA too, and it is seriously the BEST state. We've got beaches, legoland, several lego stores, disneyland, and the neighborhood of La Jolla (great sunsets, beaches with a lot of rock formations and seals).

Lel, I've been to CA and I hated it! It's hot, there's a bunch of weirdos, and it's 3,000 miles away from my home.
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| February 24, 2014, 6:42 pm
Quoting Kyle Peckham
Other than what I've seen Luke and Flare post in this thread the rest of untranslatable gibberish. Let the builds speak for themselves.

Just because Flare runs the TFOL Private Club doesn't mean you need to kiss his behind - which incidentally is where his smacking comes from.
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| February 24, 2014, 6:43 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Just because Flare runs the TFOL Private Club doesn't mean you need to kiss his behind - which incidentally is where his smacking comes from.

If his smacking comes from there, I wonder where your's comes from.
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| February 24, 2014, 6:45 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
Um, you don't. LukeClarenceVan can beat anyone anyday.

Thank you for the acknowledgement - always a pleasure to be nominated as best smacker. 2014 MOCies category, anyone? ;)
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| February 24, 2014, 6:45 pm
Quoting Garrett .
Enjoy being president of the LCV fan club.

You mean ABS Forever, one of the largest groups on MOCpages?
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| February 24, 2014, 6:45 pm
Quoting Richard Hurst
Comparison of bulk parts, eh?

1,000 trans blue tiles

700-ish trans clear studs

Over 2 full PaB cups of grass stalks

over 1,000 2x2 tiles in grey

And over 1,000 1x4 in lightgrey

Beat that.

I don't need THAT much to great mocs.

...and i have LDD, therefore giving me infinite bricks. your argument is invalid.
Yes. But it restricts many building techniques, making your creations less awesome.
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| February 24, 2014, 6:45 pm
Quoting Richard Hurst
Comparison of bulk parts, eh?

1,000 trans blue tiles

700-ish trans clear studs

Over 2 full PaB cups of grass stalks

over 1,000 2x2 tiles in grey

And over 1,000 1x4 in lightgrey

Beat that.

I don't need THAT much to great mocs.

...and i have LDD, therefore giving me infinite bricks. your argument is invalid.
Also, considering you're an AFOL, why don't you go buy some real bricks?

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| February 24, 2014, 6:47 pm
Quoting Garrett .

Keep on fangirling, then. Here's a pigtail wig and some pom-poms.

Hmm... Judging by your give-away of cheerleading gear, I assume you didn't make the team this year?


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| February 24, 2014, 6:48 pm
Quoting Ian .....
If his smacking comes from there, I wonder where <<your's>>(Grammar alert) comes from.

I'd show you, but I doubt that you'd be allowed into Heaven.
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| February 24, 2014, 6:52 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
I'd show you, but I doubt that you'd be allowed into Heaven.

That's what I figured XD
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| February 24, 2014, 6:56 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
I don't need THAT much to great mocs.

...and i have LDD, therefore giving me infinite bricks. your argument is invalid.

Also, considering you're an AFOL, why don't you go buy some real bricks?
>>
You TFOL's are all the same, thinking AFOL = millionare who spends money on lego. please feel free donate to ThebrokecollegeAFOL@gmail.com please. credit card numbers and ebay gift cards gladly accepted! ;)
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| February 24, 2014, 7:01 pm
Quoting Richard Hurst
...and i have LDD, therefore giving me infinite bricks. your argument is invalid.

Also, considering you're an AFOL, why don't you go buy some real bricks?
>>
You TFOL's are all the same, thinking AFOL = millionare who spends money on lego. please feel free donate to ThebrokecollegeAFOL@gmail.com please. credit card numbers and ebay gift cards gladly accepted! ;)

I didn't think you were insanely rich, I just thought you had enough to buy SOME bricks.
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| February 24, 2014, 7:06 pm
Quoting Richard Hurst
...and i have LDD, therefore giving me infinite bricks. your argument is invalid.

But having really bricks gives you so much more pride. After all, you can't go an display a LDD model at a convention.
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| February 24, 2014, 7:08 pm
Quoting Richard Hurst
You TFOL's are all the same, thinking AFOL = millionare who spends money on lego. please feel free donate to ThebrokecollegeAFOL@gmail.com please. credit card numbers and ebay gift cards gladly accepted! ;)


Judging by your homepage, I see your problem. Perhaps if you knew how to write grammatically correct paragraphs you'd have earned a scholarship and have more LEGO money? Currently, your scholarly abilities seem on par with your building skills.
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| February 24, 2014, 7:11 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
But having really bricks gives you so much more pride. After all, you can't go an display a LDD model at a convention.

Yeah, I got LDD and after a week I'm like "I'm out."
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| February 24, 2014, 7:12 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
But having real bricks gives you so much more pride. After all, you can't go and display a LDD model at a pride parade.


Obviously!
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| February 24, 2014, 7:13 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist

Judging by your homepage, I see your problem. Perhaps if you knew how to write grammatically correct paragraphs you'd have earned a scholarship and have more LEGO money? Currently, your scholarly abilities seem on par with your building skills.

Now that's smack.
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| February 24, 2014, 7:14 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
Yeah, I got LDD and after a week I'm like "I'm out."

I never liked it...and there's something about being able to really feel the bricks that helps.
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| February 24, 2014, 7:15 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Considering that I'm the only builder deserving of the title mensch here, all of the above.

But you used the singular, meaning you clearly weren't referring to more than one person. Unless, of course, you didn't realize the difference.
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| February 24, 2014, 7:28 pm
Quoting Lindel Baskin
But you used the singular, meaning you clearly weren't referring to more than one person. Unless, of course, you didn't realize the difference.

Unless, of course, the sum of you all are still less than one untermensch.
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| February 24, 2014, 7:30 pm
Quoting Ian .....
If his smacking comes from there, I wonder where <<your's>>(Grammar alert) comes from.

Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
I'd show you, but I doubt that you'd be allowed into Heaven.

Actually, Luke, you're wrong. There is no apostrophe in "yours". I don't blame your for your ignorance, but I highly recommend you avoid correcting people when you're the one mistaken.
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| February 24, 2014, 7:35 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Unless, of course, the sum of you all are still less than one untermensch.

A distinct possibility, were it not for the fact that your skewed perspective as a mere mortal is what causes you to attribute the different between us to my inferiority, when it is, in fact, quite the opposite.
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| February 24, 2014, 7:40 pm
Quoting Lindel Baskin

Actually, Luke, you're wrong. There is no apostrophe in "yours". I don't blame your for your ignorance, but I highly recommend you avoid correcting people when you're the one mistaken.

Actually, that was my mistake, and he was pointing that out. You'd have realized it if you weren't as ignorant as you claim LCV to be.
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| February 24, 2014, 7:54 pm
Quoting Ian .....
Actually, that was my mistake, and he was pointing that out. You'd have realized it if you weren't as ignorant as you claim LCV to be.

Touche. I assumed Luke had corrected your grammar in his post.
EDIT: Punctuation, not grammar, sorry.
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| February 24, 2014, 7:55 pm
Quoting Lindel Baskin
A distinct possibility, were it not for the fact that your skewed perspective as a mere mortal is what causes you to attribute the <<different>> (Typo alert) between us to my inferiority, when it is, in fact, quite the opposite.

Sadly, your inferiority is evident in your scathingly lukewarm smack, your weakly cobbled builds, and your eye-catchingly lacklustre team. Do you enjoy baskin' in your own pool of mediocrity?
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| February 24, 2014, 9:51 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Untermensch.

Made-up insults don't work well. Neither do translated ones. :P It might sound super evil in English, but in German, it sounds ridiculous. :P
EDIT: I looked it up. I can tell you, it still sounds ridiculous, especially since it is an insult from 70 years ago.
EDIT 2: and, after further research, I have to say that your use of this word makes you sound like you'd fit right in with all the other people who used the word in the early 1900s.
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| February 24, 2014, 10:06 pm
Quoting Gabe Murray
Um, recently everyone has been too complex about smacking. All you need is a *SMACK*

You're making it worse. :P
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| February 24, 2014, 10:08 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab
Made-up insults don't work well. Neither do translated ones. :P It might sound super evil in English, but in German, it sounds ridiculous. :P
EDIT: I looked it up. I can tell you, it still sounds ridiculous, especially since it is an insult from 70 years ago.
EDIT 2: and, after further research, I have to say that your use of this word makes you sound like you'd fit right in with all the other people who used the word in the early 1900s.

I am perfectly prepared to release V1 MOCkets at you all - the true race of Clutch Builders will dominate MOCpages.
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| February 25, 2014, 6:47 am
Nice pun LCV, V1 Rockets-Mocets:). Love those German engineers who make V1s and V2s.
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| February 25, 2014, 7:45 am
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
I am perfectly prepared to release V1 MOCkets at you all - the true race of Clutch Builders will dominate MOCpages.

Your usage of rockets to destroy this online dimension will leave you with a large ash-pile not unlike Mordor to rule. Enjoy your meaningless kingdom.
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| February 25, 2014, 10:37 am
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Sadly, your inferiority is evident in your scathingly lukewarm smack, your weakly cobbled builds, and your eye-catchingly lacklustre team. Do you enjoy baskin' in your own pool of mediocrity?


Keep on smacking, LCV. You should be able to demotivate the rest of the teams so mine will win.
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| February 25, 2014, 10:40 am
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Thank you for the acknowledgement - always a pleasure to be nominated as best smacker. 2014 MOCies category, anyone? ;)


Too bad Chris had apparently cancelled that a while ago. Oh wait, you're too ignòrant to realize that.
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| February 25, 2014, 10:46 am
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Sadly, your inferiority is evident in your scathingly lukewarm smack, your weakly cobbled builds, and your eye-catchingly lacklustre team. Do you enjoy baskin' in your own pool of mediocrity?

Resorting to such basic insults and truly uninspired puns betrays a sense of desperation that I find mildly surprising and somewhat amusing.
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| February 25, 2014, 1:26 pm
Quoting Garrett .
Your usage of rockets to destroy this online dimension will leave you with a large ash-pile not unlike Mordor to rule. Enjoy your meaningless kingdom.

Very we'll let it be Mordor that I rule, for I shall be Sauron and you... A meaningless Orc, fit to be a slave for my ambitious power.
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| February 25, 2014, 4:03 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
I am perfectly prepared to release V1 MOCkets at you all - the true race of Clutch Builders will dominate MOCpages.

to bad you didn't pack winter clothes for brickingrad.
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| February 25, 2014, 4:07 pm
Quoting Garrett .

Too bad Chris had apparently cancelled that a while ago. Oh wait, you're too ignòrant to realize that.

As a past beneficiary of one such award, I believe that I am aware of the current hiatus.
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| February 25, 2014, 4:07 pm
Quoting Richard Hurst
to bad you didn't pack winter clothes for brickingrad.

Don't need too, give the Third Reich another year, and we'll bomb "Brickingrad" from Berlin:)
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| February 25, 2014, 4:12 pm
Quoting Gabe Murray
Don't need too, give the Third Reich another year, and we'll bomb "Brickingrad" from Berlin:)

ok,
1)you mean bricklin?
2) the third brick?
3) brickingrad has brickmericia and the brickish to bomb bricklin for us.
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| February 25, 2014, 4:28 pm
Quoting Lindel Baskin
Resorting to such basic insults and truly uninspired puns betrays a sense of desperation that I find mildly surprising and somewhat amusing.

I am at a loss in regards to your smacking incompetence, and presumed that you were too intellectually stunted to understand more advanced smack. I have yet to unleash a comment in which the art is brought to a challenging level for me - I've kept it toned down for you all to avoid scaring people off. (And because none of you merit the effort.) You won't like me when I bring it.
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| February 25, 2014, 5:22 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
You won't like me when I bring it.

Bring it. I double dog dare you.
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| February 25, 2014, 5:32 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
I am at a loss in regards to your smacking incompetence, and presumed that you were too intellectually stunted to understand more advanced smack. I have yet to unleash a comment in which the art is brought to a challenging level for me - I've kept it toned down for you all to avoid scaring people off. (And because none of you merit the effort.) You won't like me when I bring it.

All I've observed from you in this thread is completely shameless narcissism, and very little show of actual intelligence. You assert your superior intellect, but provide no evidence to back that claim.
I've also noticed that you object when Flare gets brown-nosed, but you have no such quibbles when it's your own behind being kissed. Perhaps you enjoy it?
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| February 25, 2014, 5:34 pm
Quoting Garrett .

Keep on smacking, LCV. You should be able to demotivate the rest of the teams so mine will win.

The only ones on your team that would actually pose a threat would be KW Vauban, and A M.
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| February 25, 2014, 5:35 pm
Quoting Freeling ++
The only ones on your team that would actually pose a threat would be KW Vauban, and A M.

KW Vauban could probably come in second all by himself... I'm very glad he's playing this year.
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| February 25, 2014, 5:45 pm
[*SIGH PULLS OUT PREWRITTEN STATEMENT*]
The fact that anyone feels the need to smack in this thread, proves that they feel the need to prove their manhood through verbally assaulting each other, and demoralizing each other. I am in agreement with Luke...The other Luke. The smack thread of MOCpages have fallen a long ways! The old threads of MOCpages carried a feeling of good competitive sportsmanship. This is just a bunch of little immature teenagers who verbally tell each other that, they are going to physically attack each other.

YA! Nuh said!
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| February 25, 2014, 5:48 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
KW Vauban could probably come in second all by himself... I'm very glad he's playing this year.

But who'll probably come in first?
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| February 25, 2014, 5:54 pm
Quoting Freeling ++
But who'll probably come in first?


Egocentric as he is, Luke obviously believes he could claim first place single handedly.
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| February 25, 2014, 6:07 pm
I havent been writing here yet.
Im to busy actually getting ready for the MOCathalon saving my adrenalin for the contest itself.
But i see a lot of wannabees, in here.
Hope you all build as good as you speak, then its gonna be a wonderfull year. :D
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| February 25, 2014, 6:28 pm
Quoting LEGOrats dk
I havent been writing here yet.
Im to busy actually getting ready for the MOCathalon saving my adrenalin for the contest itself.
But i see a lot of wannabees, in here.
Hope you all build as good as you speak, then its gonna be a wonderfull year. :D

Someone who isn't actually entirely critical of the rising generation of smackers? That's refreshing!
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| February 25, 2014, 6:41 pm
Quoting Lindel Baskin
Someone who isn't actually entirely critical of the rising generation of smackers? That's refreshing!


Im not critical of smackers at all.
Its just that smacking need a bag full off goodies to make one stand out.
Smacking is easy, credientials is something one earns.
I love your post you earned +1 ;)
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| February 25, 2014, 6:50 pm
Quoting Lindel Baskin

Egocentric as he is, Luke obviously believes he could claim first place single handedly.

Someday, it would be cool to try that. For now, it's the Clutch Builders collective though.
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| February 25, 2014, 7:14 pm
Quoting Freeling ++
Bring it. I double dog dare you.

No matter how many multiples of your mother dare me, I will bring it when the time is ripe. Though perhaps not as ripe as thy rancid builds.
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| February 25, 2014, 7:17 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Someday, it would be cool to try that.

When you can complete 25 entries that all receive perfect scores, then be my guest.
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| February 25, 2014, 7:24 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
No matter how many multiples of your mother dare me, I will bring it when the time is ripe. Though perhaps not as ripe as thy rancid builds.

Oooh, Burn!
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| February 25, 2014, 7:25 pm
Quoting Lindel Baskin
When you can complete 25 entries that all receive perfect scores, then be my guest.

Challenge accepted. ;) Give me 40 years, when I'm retired and have 14 hours each day to build and 600000 pieces I will return and sweep the games.

Seriously, I really hope that MOCpages and the MocOlympics/MocAthalon are still around by then.
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| February 25, 2014, 7:26 pm
Quoting Ian .....
Oooh, Burn!

Thanks folks, I'm here all night.
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| February 25, 2014, 7:26 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Challenge accepted. ;) Give me 40 years, when I'm retired and have 14 hours each day to build and 600000 pieces I will return and sweep the games.

Seriously, I really hope that MOCpages and the MocOlympics/MocAthalon are still around by then.

40 years? You plan to retire rather young.

I have to agree, MOCPages had better still be around by the time I'm an retired and have way to much time on my hands.
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| February 25, 2014, 7:41 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
No matter how many multiples of your mother dare me, I will bring it when the time is ripe. Though perhaps not as ripe as thy rancid builds.

Heh. Oh please. If you're trying to insult me you'll have to try harder than that.
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| February 25, 2014, 8:02 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
I am perfectly prepared to release V1 MOCkets at you all - the true race of Clutch Builders will dominate MOCpages.

I can't wait to see them malfunction.
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| February 25, 2014, 10:57 pm
Quoting Lindel Baskin
40 years? You plan to retire rather young.

How do you know how old he plans to become? :P
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| February 25, 2014, 11:03 pm
Quoting Lindel Baskin
When you can complete 25 entries that all receive perfect scores, then be my guest.


I probably can't do 25 ... but I did do 18 builds last March... which let's see... makes me...

Quoting Thoy Bradley

Accurate Player awards
...
1st place: creating 12 of his Teams 30 builds - 3 of them perfect scores, this player contributed a whopping 320 points to his teams score! Give it up for Si MOCs!



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| February 25, 2014, 11:39 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab
How do you know how old he plans to become? :P

Chances are he won't age more than forty years in the next four decades, so I think I've got a pretty good idea.
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| February 25, 2014, 11:45 pm
Quoting Si MOCs

I probably can't do 25 ... but I did do 18 builds last March... which let's see... makes me...

Quoting Thoy Bradley

Accurate Player awards
...
1st place: creating 12 of his Teams 30 builds - 3 of them perfect scores, this player contributed a whopping 320 points to his teams score! Give it up for Si MOCs!



In your post, you say eighteen, however, in Thoy Bradley's post, it says twelve. Your homepage says twelve as well.
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| February 25, 2014, 11:47 pm
Quoting Lindel Baskin
Chances are he won't age more than forty years in the next four decades, so I think I've got a pretty good idea.

That depends. Judging by the effort it takes him to make his smack as good as it seems, I would say that he sucks about ten minutes of his lifetime out of him in energy spent on smack each comment. Which means he might, in fact, age faster than normal.
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| February 25, 2014, 11:51 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab
In your post, you say eighteen, however, in Thoy Bradley's post, it says twelve. Your homepage says twelve as well.


I only entered 12 in MocAthalon, since my team already did all 30.

You can see the rest of my builds: http://www.flickr.com/photos/43378406@N08/8606434883/
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| February 26, 2014, 8:05 am
Quoting Si MOCs

I only entered 12 in MocAthalon, since my team already did all 30.

You can see the rest of my builds: http://www.flickr.com/photos/43378406@N08/8606434883/

An Iron builder does help production. But I can throw out 18 builds in a month, too, if I really try, and make them all as good as I can. If I had the time and resources.
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| February 26, 2014, 10:56 am
Quoting Mr. Cab
An Iron builder does help production. But I can throw out 18 builds in a month, too, if I really try, and make them all as good as I can. If I had the time and resources.

ya I think every Mocer on earth says that! PFFFT!
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| February 26, 2014, 11:26 am
Although. I really shouldn't smack talk you Mr Cab. Since your on my team lol!!
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| February 26, 2014, 11:27 am
Quoting Freeling ++
The only ones on your team that would actually pose a threat would be KW Vauban, and A M.


That's two more threats than your team poses.
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| February 26, 2014, 5:57 pm
Quoting Luke the Swift
ya I think every Mocer on earth says that! PFFFT!

And you don't? 'Cause if so, then how could we count you as a mocer?
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| February 26, 2014, 6:02 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab
And you don't? 'Cause if so, then how could we count you as a mocer?


This is the smack talk thread, not the hypothetical smack talk thread.

It's all about what you can deliver. Not what you could in theory deliver. And last year I delivered, your turn.
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| February 26, 2014, 7:18 pm
Quoting Si MOCs

This is the smack talk thread, not the hypothetical smack talk thread.

It's all about what you can deliver. Not what you could in theory deliver. And last year I delivered, your turn.

Was that in thirty minutes or less?

Theoretically, that is.
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| February 26, 2014, 7:46 pm
Quoting Si MOCs

This is the smack talk thread, not the hypothetical smack talk thread.

It's all about what you can deliver. Not what you could in theory deliver. And last year I delivered, your turn.

Do all my schoolwork for me, and I'll do it.
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| February 26, 2014, 8:03 pm
If anybody is going to complain about school, work, chores, or spontaneous flying whale shark attacks getting in the way of building time, this isn't the event for you.

You are signed up for this. So either make the time or back off. Don't complain about it.
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| February 27, 2014, 1:07 am
Quoting Brian Rinker
If anybody is going to complain about school, work, chores, or spontaneous flying whale shark attacks getting in the way of building time, this isn't the event for you.

You are signed up for this. So either make the time or back off. Don't complain about it.

I brought up schoolwork because he was challenging me to 18 mocs in a month. There is however, this thing called teams, where you split up the work so that everyone only does about six builds (which is managable, even if you have a lot of schoolwork). But of course, I wouldn't expect you to know that.
Also, you said "make the time", when you probably meant "take the time", but then again, somebody who doesn't understand why this is a team contest probably wouldn't notice that either.
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| February 27, 2014, 9:44 am
Quoting Brian Rinker
If anybody is going to complain about school, work, chores, or spontaneous flying whale shark attacks getting in the way of building time, this isn't the event for you.

You are signed up for this. So either make the time or back off. Don't complain about it.

SHARKNADO!!! It could happen.

Remember Brian, they're just laying the groundwork for their inevitable spanking. Wait until they post their mocs ten minutes after the extended deadline and complain about the time zones being off. Classy.
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| February 27, 2014, 9:50 am
Quoting matt rowntRee
SHARKNADO!!! It could happen.

Remember Brian, they're just laying the groundwork for their inevitable spanking. Wait until they post their mocs ten minutes after the extended deadline and complain about the time zones being off. Classy.

Just because I am not writing much here does not mean I am not reading. Funny how you are desparate enough to smack somebody whose first post in this thread was made after the smack in question.
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| February 27, 2014, 12:39 pm
Quoting Kevin Moyer
This smack is...sad. Anyway, I'm new to smacking, so I'll step back and wait for some master smack. Someone show me how it's done.

If you're new why how can you tell whether or not this is bad smack?
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| February 27, 2014, 12:55 pm
Quoting Garrett .

That's two more threats than your team poses.

We'll see.
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| February 27, 2014, 12:56 pm
A quick warm up before the MocAthalon: http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/382303

Just practicing my speed building on a little MOC, in case a starship category crops up.

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| February 27, 2014, 5:58 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
A quick warm up before the MocAthalon: http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/382303

Just practicing my speed building on a little MOC, in case a starship category crops up.

Well, it just does so happen that I posted three warmups last weekend.
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| February 27, 2014, 6:20 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab
Well, it just does so happen that I posted three warmups last weekend.

Warming up with ice, eh? Effective.
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| February 27, 2014, 6:21 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Warming up with ice, eh? Effective.

With ice? As far as I can discern, those were bricks. :P
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| February 27, 2014, 6:31 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Warming up with ice, eh? Effective.
For me, warming up is more of breaking all my sets and organizing my pieces. :)
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| February 27, 2014, 6:35 pm
Quoting Graham Gidman
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Warming up with ice, eh? Effective.
For me, warming up is more of breaking all my sets and organizing my pieces. :)

I did that before I even found out about Mocpages.
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| February 27, 2014, 6:56 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab
I did that before I even found out about Mocpages.
I didn't build the same way I do now before I got here.
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| February 27, 2014, 7:17 pm
Quoting Graham Gidman
Quoting Mr. Cab
I did that before I even found out about Mocpages.
I didn't build the same way I do now before I got here.

Me neither, but I still sorted my Lego a year before finding this sight. Moving from one place to another and then having to unpack all your lego from boxes does have some benefits, i.e. the chance to sort your collection.
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| February 27, 2014, 7:22 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab
Me neither, but I still sorted my Lego a year before finding this sight. Moving from one place to another and then having to unpack all your lego from boxes does have some benefits, i.e. the chance to sort your collection.
I haven't really moved with my LEGOs and when I did, I just piled them all in a bucket. :P
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| February 27, 2014, 7:47 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab and Graham Gidman
Might want to continue this conversation in the general conversation thread.

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| February 27, 2014, 8:27 pm
Quoting Kevin Moyer
Might want to continue this conversation in the general conversation thread.

Honestly, I think 95% of this thread should be in the general conversation. Incidentally, 5% of comments are mine.
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| February 27, 2014, 9:20 pm
Quoting Garrett .
Enjoy being president of the LCV fan club.

He'll be president, chairman, vice president...

Other than LCV himself, he'll be the only member. ;)
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| February 27, 2014, 9:49 pm
Quoting Kevin Moyer
Quoting Mr. Cab and Graham Gidman
Might want to continue this conversation in the general conversation thread.

Why? These comments are just as hurtful as all the "real" smack in this thread, so there really isn't much reason.
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| February 27, 2014, 11:21 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Honestly, I think 95% of this thread should be in the general conversation. Incidentally, 5% of comments are mine.

You didn't specify which five percent of smack here is yours, but somebody who is as full of himself with his so-called smacking skills as you wouldn't notice loopholes like that.
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| February 27, 2014, 11:24 pm
Quoting Gabe Murray
Yes, as one does not simply unplug Gabe's console and live.


Yes, they die by horribIe quality of smack and MOCs.
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| February 28, 2014, 6:49 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Honestly, I think 95% of this thread should be in the general conversation. Incidentally, 5% of comments are mine.


OK. Enjoy playing the fooI whilst you smack at thin air, in a smack thread all to yourself.
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| February 28, 2014, 6:51 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab
You didn't specify which five percent of smack here is yours, but somebody who is as full of himself with his so-called smacking skills as you wouldn't notice loopholes like that.


You would know, wouldn't you?
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| February 28, 2014, 6:57 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
A quick warm up before the MocAthalon: http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/382303

Just practicing my speed building on a little MOC, in case a starship category crops up.


Hmm. In your case, Luke, I wouldn't quite reccomend such a thing as a warm-up, nor would I have advised posting this meaningIess comment, (which, as far as I register, is not a smack, but rather an pitifuI attempt at intimidation, which is something that would challenge you to accomplish) as your brain cells are clearly stretching too thinly. Prudence would state that one should save all the mental capacity he has for the main competition. Ah, but logic argues that anyone who already has limited capacity within his diminutíve number of brain cells (It indeed, goes into negatíve numbers, which boggles an intelligent person's musing) would hardly realize his periI, being unknowing of his own folly. Therefore, you are lost upon your own doom, and as such, fated to loss. Enjoy being holed up in a closet, sobbíng about your inabiIity to properly procces any given situation around you. Know that there is no hope, and leave now, if you wish to save what little digníty you have remaing. Good day, sir.
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| February 28, 2014, 7:17 pm
Quoting Garrett .

Hmm. In your case, Luke, I wouldn't quite reccomend such a thing as a warm-up, nor would I have advised posting this meaningIess comment, (which, as far as I register, is not a smack, but rather an pitifuI attempt at intimidation, which is something that would challenge you to accomplish) as your brain cells are clearly stretching too thinly. Prudence would state that one should save all the mental capacity he has for the main competition. Ah, but logic argues that anyone who already has limited capacity within his diminutíve number of brain cells (It indeed, goes into negatíve numbers, which boggles an intelligent person's musing) would hardly realize his periI, being unknowing of his own folly. Therefore, you are lost upon your own doom, and as such, fated to loss. Enjoy being holed up in a closet, sobbíng about your inabiIity to properly procces any given situation around you. Know that there is no hope, and leave now, if you wish to save what little digníty you have remaing. Good day, sir.

Sorry, I can't take a guy with slanted dots over his "i"s seriously.

What's that again? Ah yes, an overcompensatingly long, rambling comment with the goal of disguising your lack of LEGO abilities.

If I wanted gibberish like this, I'd watch a recent Dr. Who episode.
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| February 28, 2014, 7:58 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Sorry, I can't take a guy with slanted dots over his "i"s seriously.

What's that again? Ah yes, an overcompensatingly long, rambling comment with the goal of disguising your lack of LEGO abilities.

If I wanted gibberish like this, I'd watch a recent Dr. Who episode.

http://healthfinanceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Ashton-Kutcher-Burn.jpg
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| February 28, 2014, 8:01 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
If I wanted gibberish like this, I'd watch a recent Dr. Who episode.


Recent meaning Post-Tennant?

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| February 28, 2014, 8:06 pm
Quoting Lindel Baskin

Recent meaning Post-Tennant?

Indeed.
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| February 28, 2014, 8:14 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Indeed.

Although, Season Five was decent. I wouldn't lump that in with the later Matt Smith episodes.

Anyway, you may return to your smacking now, or whatever it was you were doing.
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| February 28, 2014, 8:17 pm
Quoting Lindel Baskin
Although, Season Five was decent. I wouldn't lump that in with the later Matt Smith episodes.

Anyway, you may return to your smacking now, or whatever it was you were doing.

I applaud your judgement, and tip my hat.

Until we smack again.
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| February 28, 2014, 8:19 pm
I have to say… Smack talk is literally the dumbest thing on MOCpages. It's where a whole bunch of creeps with self esteem issues get together and openly show how low their IQs really are. It doesn't make sense.
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| February 28, 2014, 8:38 pm
Quoting Nathan Pownell
I have to say… Smack talk is literally the dumbest thing on MOCpages. It's where a whole bunch of creeps with self esteem issues get together and openly show how low their IQs really are. It doesn't make sense.

Ooooo BURN!
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| February 28, 2014, 8:51 pm
Quoting Nathan Pownell
I have to say… Smack talk is literally the dumbest thing on MOCpages. It's where a whole bunch of creeps with self esteem issues get together and openly show how low their IQs really are. It doesn't make sense.

That may be true for the most part. However LukeClarenceVan the Revanchist is the King of Smack.
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| February 28, 2014, 8:56 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
That may be true for the most part. However LukeClarenceVan the Revanchist is the King of Smack.

I vow one day, weather it be in this life time...or my next one when my youth potion arrives that I will smack him so hard he'll cry.
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| February 28, 2014, 9:02 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
I vow one day, weather it be in this life time...or my next one when my youth potion arrives that I will smack him so hard he'll cry.

You and what army?
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| February 28, 2014, 9:03 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
I vow one day, weather it be in this life time...or my next one when my youth potion arrives that I will smack him so hard he'll cry.

no, you do not smack luke...you sit in line and wait to have the priviledge of luke to smack you!
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| February 28, 2014, 9:11 pm
Quoting Richard Hurst
no, you do not smack luke...you sit in line and wait to have the priviledge of luke to smack you!

True dat.
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| February 28, 2014, 9:15 pm
Quoting captain america
Ooooo BURN!

O_O
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| February 28, 2014, 9:21 pm
Quoting Nathan Pownell
O_O

Do not come to me when the smack talk monster comes and gets you.:P
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| February 28, 2014, 10:45 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
I applaud your judgement, and tip my hat.

Until we smack again.


What's this, LCV, saying something nice in the smack thread?

Yo momma must've walked in a caught you writing some mean smack, which of course she could not tolerate, so thats why we got this nice girly comment from you. What did your mom make you do next? Watch Glee?

You have fallen from your place of gory glory as SmackKing.

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| March 1, 2014, 1:09 am
Quoting Timothy Post
Do not come to me when the smack talk monster comes and gets you.:P


If you ever met the real smack monster, you'd run to yo momma with wet tears and wet pants!

Hey... is it just me or are your pants a bit yellow?
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| March 1, 2014, 1:12 am
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
I applaud your judgement, and tip my hat.

Until we smack again.

Tipping your fedora doesn't do anything buddy.
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| March 1, 2014, 1:29 am
Quoting Stephen Boe
That may be true for the most part. However LukeClarenceVan the Revanchist is the King of Smack.

Wait… You're saying that you agree that Smack is stupid? Okay… And then you're adding that Luke is the king of Smack. What does that say? Well… Looks like you just ADMITTED that Luke is the King of stupidity… Okay… O_o I have an annoyingish friend who is just about as good as Luke. (If you call it "good" as… :/) Just saying… No hard feelings. (Unless you want to feel mad at somebody, then go right ahead and be mad at me.)
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| March 1, 2014, 10:47 am
Quoting Nathan Pownell
It's where a whole bunch of creeps with self esteem issues get together and openly show how low their IQs really are.

Quoting Stephen Boe
That may be true for the most part. However LukeClarenceVan the Revanchist is the King of Smack.

Combining these two, that means LukeClarenceVan is the creep(y) king of showing low IQ. Well done, LCV.
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| March 1, 2014, 12:11 pm
Quoting Flare .
Yo momma...
How far we have fallen. Resorting to "yo momma" jokes. A superb display of crudeness.
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| March 1, 2014, 12:13 pm
Quoting Kevin Moyer
How far we have fallen. Resorting to "yo momma" jokes. A superb display of crudeness.


I hope your building skills are better than your deduction skills, otherwise I you're not going to even make it off the ground in this here contest. I wasn't insulting his mother, but rather him himself. And it wasn't a yo momma joke. But yo momma must've not passed on the "smart" genes.
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| March 1, 2014, 12:20 pm
Sounds like a lot of you ae living your own life beneath rocks of uncertain credentials.
Making warmup builds? Doing tablescrabs to release endorphines before the contest?
Thats what you should be doing every day.
Just saying.

And happy contes all.
I love the categories more than i love my rats !!
I hope i will be able to make yet another Rattattack MOC this year !!
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| March 1, 2014, 12:34 pm
Quoting Flare .

I hope your building skills are better than your deduction skills, otherwise I you're not going to even make it off the ground in this here contest. I wasn't insulting his mother, but rather him himself. And it wasn't a yo momma joke. But yo momma must've not passed on the "smart" genes.

Ah, not only did you misinterpret my previous comment, but you have now shown your feeble comprehension of grammar, science, and social skills. It was clear you were insulting him. "Yo momma" jokes insult the child, not the mother. However, I would not expect you to know that simple fact. And, as an aside, intelligence is not in any way related to genetics.
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| March 1, 2014, 1:22 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab:
You didn't specify which five percent of smack here is yours, but somebody who is as full of himself with his so-called smacking skills as you wouldn't notice loopholes like that.

Quoting Garrett .
You would know, wouldn't you?

I learned it from you.
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| March 1, 2014, 8:07 pm
Quoting Nathan Pownell
I have to say… Smack talk is literally the dumbest thing on MOCpages. It's where a whole bunch of creeps with self esteem issues get together and openly show how low their IQs really are. It doesn't make sense.

Quoting captain america
Ooooo BURN!

Way to prove his point.
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| March 1, 2014, 8:11 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab
Way to prove his point.

Precisely. :)
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| March 1, 2014, 8:29 pm
Quoting Nathan Pownell
Precisely. :)

It can't get dumber than your builds though.
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| March 1, 2014, 8:31 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
It can't get dumber than your builds though.

That does not make sense, please apply what little brain power you have to your smacks...or attempted smacks.
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| March 1, 2014, 8:36 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
It can't get dumber than your builds though.

Uh… Sorry, but it already has. :/
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| March 1, 2014, 8:37 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
That does not make sense, please apply why little brain power you have to your smacks...or attempted smacks.

Unerring. :)
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| March 1, 2014, 8:37 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
That does not make sense, please apply *MISTAKE*why*MISTAKE* little brain power you have to your smacks...or attempted smacks.

Said the guy who did this ^
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| March 1, 2014, 8:38 pm
Quoting Ian ...
Said the guy who did this ^

Said the man who needs to point out others faults to make himself feel good. I wasn't pointing out a fault in Phephen, merely stating the facts.
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| March 1, 2014, 8:40 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
Said the man who needs to point out others faults to make himself feel good. I wasn't pointing out a fault in Phephen, merely stating the facts.

Ow, that one hurt.
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| March 1, 2014, 8:44 pm
Quoting Ian ...
Ow, that one hurt.

Now, let me point out a fact about you...you are weak. I have barely start to unleash my wrath on you, and already you surrender.
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| March 1, 2014, 8:46 pm
Quoting Nathan Pownell
Uh… Sorry, but it already has. :/

You're saying your builds are actually good?
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| March 1, 2014, 8:46 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
You're saying your builds are actually good?

Well they're better than your intellect.
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| March 1, 2014, 8:46 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
Now, let me point out a fact about you...you are weak. I have barely start to unleash my wrath on you, and already you surrender.

No, I'm just biding my time, waiting for the right time to open up with a return salvo.
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| March 1, 2014, 8:47 pm
Quoting Ian ...
No, I'm just biding my time, waiting for the right time to open up with a return salvo.

You are licking your wounds, not strategically waiting for the right time to attack.
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| March 1, 2014, 8:49 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
Well they're better than your intellect.

Nope, only yours. I'm surprised you made it past kindergarten,
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| March 1, 2014, 8:49 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
You are licking your wounds, not strategically waiting for the right time to attack.

You wouldn't know strategy if it bit you on your rear.
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| March 1, 2014, 8:50 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
Explain the nonsense of my smack.

As you should know, Lego bricks are objects, unable to think. Something that cannot think, because it has no brain, and is not even alive (aka not composed of cells) can not, technically, be du*mb (or stup1d), because du*mb relates to someone not as smart as other people, not something that is not able to think at all.
By saying that smack can not get du*mber than Nathan's creations, you are saying that smack can not be any less stup1d than an object. But, since an object can't think, your so-called smack is totally nonsensical.
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| March 1, 2014, 8:50 pm
Quoting Ian ...
You wouldn't know strategy if it bit you on your rear.

He's girlish, hourglass shaped rear.
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| March 1, 2014, 8:51 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
Nope, only yours. I'm surprised you made it past kindergarten,

I'm surprised you did too, because you ended a sentence in a comma.
So sad that there is so many uneducated youths these days.
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| March 1, 2014, 8:52 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
He's girlish, hourglass shaped rear.

Again, your sentences don't make sense.
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| March 1, 2014, 8:53 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
I'm surprised you did too, because you ended a sentence in a comma.
So sad that there is so many uneducated youths these days.

I did, because of the stupidity of an iPad keyboard.
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| March 1, 2014, 8:53 pm
Quoting Ian ...
You wouldn't know strategy if it bit you on your rear.

Since strategy is a state of mind, and not an object or living thing...it cannot bite me.
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| March 1, 2014, 8:54 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
Again, your sentences don't make sense.

*mimics voice* Again yo sentwences don't make sense! Will you please back up your arguments with some smack?
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| March 1, 2014, 8:55 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
Since strategy is a state of mind, and not an object or living thing...it cannot bite me.

Wow, you're not even smart enough to recognize a commonly used phrase...
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| March 1, 2014, 8:55 pm
Quoting Ian ...
Wow, you're not even smart enough to recognize a commonly used phrase...

I did recognize it, but I prefer to refrain from using common, feeble phrases.
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| March 1, 2014, 8:57 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab
As you should know, Lego bricks are objects, unable to think. Something that cannot think, because it has no brain, and is not even alive (aka not composed of cells) can not, technically, be du*mb (or stup1d), because du*mb relates to someone not as smart as other people, not something that is not able to think at all.
By saying that smack can not get du*mber than Nathan's creations, you are saying that smack can not be any less stup1d than an object. But, since an object can't think, your so-called smack is totally nonsensical.

Actually they do. Mindstorms. JK
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| March 1, 2014, 8:57 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
I did recognize it, but I prefer to refrain from using common, feeble phrases.

If you don't use feeble phrases, why are you always talking? This kid...
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| March 1, 2014, 8:58 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
I did recognize it, but I prefer to refrain from using common, feeble phrases.

Oh really: http://www.mocpages.com/group_conversation.php?id=22392&topicid=93235#comment-1351817
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| March 1, 2014, 8:59 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
Actually they do. Mindstorms. JK

Mindstorms does not think by itself. You give it orders, and it follows them. You do all the thinking for it.

And yes, I do own Mindstorms. :D
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| March 1, 2014, 8:59 pm

I was a different person then.
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| March 1, 2014, 9:00 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab
Mindstorms does not think by itself. You give it orders, and it follows them. You do all the thinking for it.

And yes, I do own Mindstorms. :D

THAT'S WHY I SAID JK (JUST KIDDING)
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| March 1, 2014, 9:01 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
I was a different person then.

Feeble excuse! Push forward comrades, he is backed into a corner! That was only 2 hours ago.
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| March 1, 2014, 9:02 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
If you don't use feeble phrases, why are you always talking? This kid...

Because I enjoy teaching you dense, meat bags a lesson.
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| March 1, 2014, 9:03 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
THAT'S WHY I SAID JK (JUST KIDDING)

My, that Mr. Crab must be pretty slow...
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| March 1, 2014, 9:03 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
Because I enjoy teaching you dense, meat bags a lesson.

Of what, how to be nice? I've learned nothing.
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| March 1, 2014, 9:04 pm
Oh look, Brick is to afraid to respond to me.
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| March 1, 2014, 9:06 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
Of what, how to be nice? I've learned nothing.

Being nice (loving) gets you no where, and if it does...it takes too long.
Hatred gives strength, and enables people to accomplish things much faster.
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| March 1, 2014, 9:08 pm
Quoting Ian ...
Feeble excuse! Push forward comrades, he is backed into a corner! That was only 2 hours ago.

And you're too dull to realize you are right where I want you.
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| March 1, 2014, 9:09 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
Being nice (loving) gets you no where, and if it does...it takes too long.
Hatred gives strength, and enables people to accomplish things much faster.

Well, I can see you've applied neither of them.
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| March 1, 2014, 9:09 pm
SMELL MY BRICK, MOCATHALONERS!!
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| March 1, 2014, 9:09 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
And you're too dull to realize you are right where I want you.

Feeble reply. Where you want me is where I want to be.
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| March 1, 2014, 9:09 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
Well, I can see you've applied neither of them.

If you don't see that I have applied hatred, you must be emotionally blind.
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| March 1, 2014, 9:10 pm
Quoting Kenji !
SMELL MY BRICK, MOCATHALONERS!!

They smell as bad as your builds.
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| March 1, 2014, 9:10 pm
Quoting Kenji !
SMELL MY BRICK, MOCATHALONERS!!

Smells like last place material.
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| March 1, 2014, 9:11 pm
Quoting Ian ...
Feeble reply. Where you want me is where I want to be.

So you enjoy being conquered by me? Good to know, I eagerly await crushing your skull under my heal.

Of course, to crush you I must build...and to build I must stop wasting my time with you simpletons.

And...I'm gone.
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| March 1, 2014, 9:12 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
So you enjoy being conquered by me? Good to know, I eagerly await crushing your skull under my heal.

Of course, to crush you I must build...and to build I must stop wasting my time with you simpletons.

And...I'm gone.

And I drop you with a few well placed comments. So falls ~Brick.
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| March 1, 2014, 9:13 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
Actually, I have A LOT, and I mean, A LOT of emotion. Even the slightest bit of annoyance, gives me the want to maim. I don't say kill, because that's just too extreme.

So how do you live with yourself? After all, from what I've seen you're very annoying.
































But let's be friends. :)
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| March 1, 2014, 9:15 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
So you enjoy being conquered by me? Good to know, I eagerly await crushing your skull under my heal.

Of course, to crush you I must build...and to build I must stop wasting my time with you simpletons.

And...I'm gone.

I must be gone too. First I must finish watching Catching Fire, because Katniss is actually teaching me something: how to shoot an arrow through your skull.

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| March 1, 2014, 9:16 pm
Quoting Ian ...
And I drop you with a few well placed comments. So falls ~Brick.

You may have your victory (I personally don't like lying to myself) but I will win the war.
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| March 1, 2014, 9:17 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
You may have your victory (I personally don't like lying to myself) but I will win the war.

So say all generals. But you are no general. You are dirt, as are your creations.
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| March 1, 2014, 9:18 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
You're saying your builds are actually good?

Good grief. I think I'm gonna faint. SERIOUSLY? You call THAT a smack? My grandma could do that while bungee jumping. What you said was a poor excuse for smack; it was hardly an insult! Why don't you go practice smacking at your local daycare. At least the people you were 'smacking' wouldn't know the difference. :P
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| March 1, 2014, 9:18 pm
Quoting Nathan Pownell
Good grief. I think I'm gonna faint. SERIOUSLY? You call THAT a smack? My grandma could do that while bungee jumping. What you said was a poor excuse for smack; it was hardly an insult! Why don't you go practice smacking at your local daycare. At least the people you were 'smacking' wouldn't know the difference. :P

Maybe he'll come to the daycare that you currently attend and teach all you kiddies how to smack.
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| March 1, 2014, 9:20 pm
Quoting Ian ...
So say all generals. But you are no general. You are dirt, as are your creations.

BUT, remember you serve my in other places.
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| March 1, 2014, 9:20 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
BUT, remember you serve my in other places.

That sentence makes no sense.
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| March 1, 2014, 9:21 pm
Quoting Ian ...
That sentence makes no sense.

You serve ME in the Lands of Mythron.
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| March 1, 2014, 9:24 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
You serve ME in the Lands of Mythron.

No, I serve the King.
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| March 1, 2014, 9:27 pm
Quoting Ian ...
Maybe he'll come to the daycare that you currently attend and teach all you kiddies how to smack.

Uh, actually, it'd be better if he tried smacking at the nursery you attend first.
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| March 1, 2014, 9:27 pm
Quoting Nathan Pownell
Good grief. I think I'm gonna faint. SERIOUSLY? You call THAT a smack? My grandma could do that while bungee jumping. What you said was a poor excuse for smack; it was hardly an insult! Why don't you go practice smacking at your local daycare. At least the people you were 'smacking' wouldn't know the difference. :P

Wow, you must have a fragile personality to faint to what you call bad smack. I'm surprised you didn't drop dead at the sight of your own mocs.

And yes, it is bad smack. But hey, it's not bad to try.
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| March 1, 2014, 9:27 pm
Quoting Nathan Pownell
Uh, actually, it'd be better if he tried smacking at the nursery you attend first.

Man, taking a smack and delivering the same exact thing back to the same person who designed it. That's low. Almost as low as the quality of your builds.
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| March 1, 2014, 9:29 pm
Quoting Ian ...
Man, taking a smack and delivering the same exact thing back to the same person who designed it. That's low. Almost as low as the quality of your builds.

You speak truths.
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| March 1, 2014, 9:30 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
Wow, you must have a fragile personality to faint to what you call bad smack.

And yes, it is bad smack. But hey, it's not bad to try.

No, it's not my personality. It's your 'smack'. Okay, I give you that. I tip my hat for you admitting.
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| March 1, 2014, 9:31 pm
Quoting Ian ...
They smell as bad as your builds.

Actually, I think the smell is coming from your collection since there so OLD…
I bet you'll get a 0 on your builds, cause your first MOC's on the pages were literally "Clone on a plate"s!
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| March 1, 2014, 9:32 pm
Quoting Nathan Pownell
No, it's not my personality. It's your 'smack'. Okay, I give you that. I tip my hat for you admitting.

Thank you.

Smackers are not born, they are made, crafted. I'm simply in smack preschool.

Just going to say, I'm mostly doing smack because I'm bored.
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| March 1, 2014, 9:33 pm
Quoting Kenji !
Actually, I think the smell is coming from your collection since there so OLD…
I bet you'll get a 0 on your builds, cause your first MOC's on the pages were literally "Clone on a plate"s!

And look how far I've come. You started out bad and went downhill.
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| March 1, 2014, 9:33 pm
Quoting Ian ...
Man, taking a smack and delivering the same exact thing back to the same person who designed it. That's low. Almost as low as the quality of your builds.

Uh... YOU're the one talking here?
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| March 1, 2014, 9:33 pm
Quoting Kenji !
Actually, I think the smell is coming from your collection since *MISTAKE*there*MISTAKE*so OLD…
I bet you'll get a 0 on your builds, cause your first MOC's on the pages were literally "Clone on a plate"s!

Do I spy a grammar error?
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| March 1, 2014, 9:34 pm
Quoting Ian ...
And look how far I've come. You started out bad and went downhill.

Oh yeah? Yo' mama's so fat she shops at McDonalds!
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| March 1, 2014, 9:34 pm
Quoting Nathan Pownell
Uh... YOU're the one talking here?

Uh, yes, I am the one talking here. I don't know how you don't know this. Can you not read?
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| March 1, 2014, 9:35 pm
Quoting Kenji !
Oh yeah? Yo' mama's so fat she shops at McDonalds!

How low. You're too afraid to think of a good comeback you have to lose a poorly chosen last resort.
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| March 1, 2014, 9:36 pm
Quoting Kenji !
Oh yeah? Yo' mama's so fat she shops at McDonalds!

You wanna go there, yo mama's so hairy that Jane Goodall set up base camp in her bathroom.
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| March 1, 2014, 9:36 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
Thank you.

Smackers are not born, they are made, crafted. I'm simply in smack preschool.

Just going to say, I'm mostly doing smack because I'm bored.

I tip my ha yet again! Your sportsmanship utterly delights me. This actually my first night of smack.
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| March 1, 2014, 9:36 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
Do I spy a grammar error?

Wow, it takes a person so smart they can't move their humongous head to find a GRAMMATICAL ERROR!!
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| March 1, 2014, 9:37 pm
Quoting Nathan Pownell
I tip my ha yet again! Your sportsmanship utterly delights me. This actually my first night of smack.

Thank you! Ha, I'm smacking myself!
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| March 1, 2014, 9:37 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
How low. You're too afraid to think of a good comeback you have to lose a poorly chosen last resort.

Not yet, Mr. I-have-a-super-grainy-camera-that I-bought-for-$0.01.
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| March 1, 2014, 9:39 pm
Quoting Kenji !
Wow, it takes a person so smart they can't move their humongous head to find a GRAMMATICAL ERROR!!

We must be twins.
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| March 1, 2014, 9:39 pm
Quoting Kenji !
Not yet, Mr. I-have-a-super-grainy-camera-that I-bought-for-$0.01.

Um, I have an iPad, that cost $330.
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| March 1, 2014, 9:40 pm
Quoting Ian ...
Uh, yes, I am the one talking here. I don't know how you don't know this. Can you not read?

Yeah, I read. But I am the one who started the daycare. Your laconic smack inspiration disturbs me.
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| March 1, 2014, 9:40 pm
Quoting Ian ...
You wanna go there, yo mama's so hairy that Jane Goodall set up base camp in her bathroom.

Well… yo mama's so dumb she clung to the lightning rod for protection in a thunderstorm.
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| March 1, 2014, 9:40 pm
Quoting Kenji !
Wow, it takes a person so smart they can't move their humongous head to find a GRAMMATICAL ERROR!!

You didn't see it did you. You said there instead of they're.
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| March 1, 2014, 9:40 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
Um, I have an iPad, that cost $330.

Well that's a waste of money for such a poor camera.
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| March 1, 2014, 9:41 pm
Quoting Nathan Pownell
Yeah, I read. But I am the one who started the daycare. Your laconic smack inspiration disturbs me.

Touche.
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| March 1, 2014, 9:41 pm
Quoting Kenji !
Well that's a waste of money for such a poor camera.

It isn't poor. And cameras aren't grainy. The quality of their pictures are decided by lighting, and I photograph in complete daylight.
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| March 1, 2014, 9:42 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
Thank you! Ha, I'm smacking myself!

You're welcome. There you go again! Amusing me! Hmm... You're ten times the sportsman that Luke could ever hope to be.
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| March 1, 2014, 9:43 pm
Quoting Nathan Pownell
You're welcome. There you go again! Amusing me! Hmm... You're ten times the sportsman that Luke could ever hope to be.

I try to be.
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| March 1, 2014, 9:43 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
It isn't poor. And cameras aren't grainy. The quality of their pictures are decided by lighting, and I photograph in complete daylight.

Oh you're right, they're not grainy, all your pics of MOC's are BLOCKY, yes, that's the word!
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| March 1, 2014, 9:44 pm
Quoting Ian ...
Touche.

I think I shall call it a night. Goodnight, my man!
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| March 1, 2014, 9:45 pm
Quoting Nathan Pownell
I think I shall call it a night. Goodnight, my man!

Pleasure smacking with you.
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| March 1, 2014, 9:46 pm
Quoting Ian ...
Pleasure smacking with you.

Likewise.
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| March 1, 2014, 9:47 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
I try to be.

You have much determination.
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| March 1, 2014, 9:49 pm
Quoting Kenji !
Oh you're right, they're not grainy, all your pics of MOC's are BLOCKY, yes, that's the word!

Yes they are. If you knew ANYTHING about photography, you would know that pictures are made of pixels, tiny, tiny squares smaller than the human eye can see. My pictures are made of millions of these pixels that create a clear picture.
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| March 1, 2014, 9:49 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
THAT'S WHY I SAID JK (JUST KIDDING)

I know. That is the only reason my comment was not smack as much as just a clarification. Because I knew you knew.
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| March 1, 2014, 9:51 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
My, that Mr. Crab must be pretty slow...

The only thing that is worse than that humor is your builds.
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| March 1, 2014, 9:53 pm
Oh ho, Kenji, isn't responding,
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| March 1, 2014, 9:58 pm
Quoting Kenji !
Oh yeah? Yo' mama's so fat she shops at McDonalds!

Even though yo mama jokes are about as low as you can possibly come in smack, I'll give you that McDonalds is not a good place to shop.
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| March 1, 2014, 9:58 pm
I'm off to build now.
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| March 1, 2014, 10:05 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
I'm off to build now.

And I'm off to sort. I already took apart three sets today, and Now I will be taking apart 3 or more old models.
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| March 1, 2014, 10:11 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab
The only thing that is worse than that humor is your builds.

I beg to differ, seeing as my table scraps are better than your finest work.
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| March 1, 2014, 10:16 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
Because I enjoy teaching you dense, meat bags a lesson.

HK-47, good to meet you again.
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| March 1, 2014, 10:21 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
I beg to differ, seeing as my table scraps are better than your finest work.

Haha, you're back! You ready for another skirmish?
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| March 1, 2014, 10:22 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
Being nice (loving) gets you no where, and if it does...it takes too long.
Hatred gives strength, and enables people to accomplish things much faster.

Have you been taking lessons from Deus? If so, your builds have yet to show any improvements...
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| March 1, 2014, 10:22 pm
Quoting Kenji !
SMELL MY BRICK, MOCATHALONERS!!

Smells like fear - and rightly so.
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| March 1, 2014, 10:23 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Smells like fear - and rightly so.

I think that's coming from you.
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| March 1, 2014, 10:26 pm
Quoting Nathan Pownell
Good grief. I think I'm gonna faint. SERIOUSLY? You call THAT a smack? My grandma could do that while bungee jumping. What you said was a poor excuse for smack; it was hardly an insult! Why don't you go practice smacking at your local daycare. At least the people you were 'smacking' wouldn't know the difference. :P

You have the gall to berate someone's smack like this? Hypocrite - my grandma can do better and she's been dead for 15 years.
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| March 1, 2014, 10:26 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Have you been taking lessons from Deus? If so, your builds have yet to show any improvements...

You might benefit from some lessons in building too...might I suggest Duplo? Or perhaps that's a bit ambitious for you.
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| March 1, 2014, 10:31 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
You might benefit from some lessons in building too...might I suggest Duplo? Or perhaps that's a bit ambitious for you.

At least he doesn't use megabloks like you.
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| March 1, 2014, 10:32 pm
Quoting Nathan Pownell
You're welcome. There you go again! Amusing me! Hmm... You're ten times the sportsman that Luke could ever hope to be.

Sportsmanship is respect amongst peers - I've yet to find a peer to me in this thread. You, on the other hand, are a terrific sportsman towards the various clone/castle kiddies here. Sadly, unlike in elementary school games, there's no consolation prize no matter how nice you play.
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| March 1, 2014, 10:32 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
Yes they are. If you knew ANYTHING about photography, you would know that pictures are made of pixels, tiny, tiny squares smaller than the human eye can see. My pictures are made of millions of these pixels that create a clear picture.

If you knew anything about photography, you'd buy a $100 point and shoot to use rather than your iPad. And while made up of millions of pixels, your pictures are most definitely not clear. Have you considered LDD?
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| March 1, 2014, 10:34 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
...the various clone/castle kiddies here...

Kiddie? I held my own in a recent contest with people that were 7 years older than me.
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| March 1, 2014, 10:35 pm
Quoting Ian ...
At least he doesn't use megabloks like you.

At least he doesn't frame people like you.
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| March 1, 2014, 10:35 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
At least he doesn't frame people like you.

At least he doesn't lie like some people.
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| March 1, 2014, 10:36 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
You might benefit from some lessons in building too...might I suggest Duplo? Or perhaps that's a bit ambitious for you.

Funny you should mention Duplo. Check this out for size: http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/108505

Looks like someone isn't creative enough to realize the potential of every piece. Have you tried building anything without instructions yet?
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| March 1, 2014, 10:37 pm
Quoting Ian ...
At least he doesn't lie like some people.

At least he's smart enough not to bother with little pests like you.
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| March 1, 2014, 10:38 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
If you knew anything about photography, you'd buy a $100 point and shoot to use rather than your iPad. And while made up of millions of pixels, your pictures are most definitely not clear. Have you considered LDD?

My mom actually has an expensive Canon camera, that she lets me use, but I rarely do. An iPad mini is satisfactory. Yes, I have, and I don't like it very much. They may not be clear, but they aren't grainy much.
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| March 1, 2014, 10:38 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
Kiddie? I held my own in a recent contest with people that were 7 years older than me.

Wow, I didn't know you were 5 years old. Kudos!
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| March 1, 2014, 10:39 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
At least he's smart enough not to bother with little pests like you.

I'm over-engaged in this battle, so, you win this skirmish.
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| March 1, 2014, 10:39 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
If you knew anything about photography, you'd buy a $100 point and shoot to use rather than your iPad. And while made up of millions of pixels, your pictures are most definitely not clear. Have you considered LDD?

Oh, and the mocpages uploader actually makes the quality a lot worse than the actual picture is. My pictures actually are very clear.
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| March 1, 2014, 10:41 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Wow, I didn't know you were 5 years old. Kudos!

Obviously you either are:

1.) terrible at math

2.) mocking me

3.) you are extremely simpleminded

What would you like to choose?
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| March 1, 2014, 10:43 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
My mom actually has an expensive Canon camera, that she lets me use, but I rarely do. An iPad mini is satisfactory. Yes, I have, and I don't like it very much. They may not be clear, but they aren't grainy much.

Pfft, Canon. Not much better than an iPad. Nikon is where it's at, sir. ;)

But I suggest investing in some LEGO, so you can actually build something worth photographing.
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| March 1, 2014, 10:43 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Wow, I didn't know you were 5 years old. Kudos!

Obviously you either are:

1.) terri*le at math

2.) mocking me

3.) you are extremely simpleminded

What would you like to choose?
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| March 1, 2014, 10:43 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Pfft, Canon. Not much better than an iPad. Nikon is where it's at, sir. ;)

But I suggest investing in some LEGO, so you can actually build something worth photographing.

Nice smack.
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| March 1, 2014, 10:43 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Pfft, Canon. Not much better than an iPad. Nikon is where it's at, sir. ;)

But I suggest investing in some LEGO, so you can actually build something worth photographing.

*high five* Nikcon FTW!
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| March 1, 2014, 10:44 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
Nice smack.

Rule one of smack, never admit your own failure...no matter how obvious.
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| March 1, 2014, 10:45 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Pfft, Canon. Not much better than an iPad. Nikon is where it's at, sir. ;)

But I suggest investing in some LEGO, so you can actually build something worth photographing.

I'll get one, sir, in time.
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| March 1, 2014, 10:45 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
You have the gall to berate someone's smack like this? Hypocrite - my grandma can do better and she's been dead for 15 years.

Ha! I knew it! Here comes the 'mighty Luke'. You pretty much stated what I just said only in your own words. I pity your grandma; I hope I am shown better respect win my mortal flesh passes to my grave.
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| March 1, 2014, 10:46 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
Rule one of smack, never admit your own failure...no matter how obvious.

It's easy to ignore being defeated when it happens every time you smack, but when you hardly ever lose it is fun to let others know that you can be smacked.
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| March 1, 2014, 10:47 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
Obviously you either are:

1.) terri*le at math

2.) mocking me

3.) you are extremely simpleminded

What would you like to choose?

Seeing as one and three are descriptions of yourself, looks like it has to be two.
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| March 1, 2014, 10:48 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Pfft, Canon. Not much better than an iPad. Nikon is where it's at, sir. ;)

But I suggest investing in some LEGO, so you can actually build something worth photographing.

You should know that 90% of the reason I'm here is just to watch you smack. *drools*' Please, teach me your ways.
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| March 1, 2014, 10:51 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Sportsmanship is respect amongst peers - I've yet to find a peer to me in this thread. You, on the other hand, are a terrific sportsman towards the various clone/castle kiddies here. Sadly, unlike in elementary school games, there's no consolation prize no matter how nice you play.

Did I ask for consolation? No. And actually you are amusing me more than Stephen. Do you call what you jus said a smack? Looks like the King has been spoiled by the fine wines of praise from his fan club.
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| March 1, 2014, 10:53 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Seeing as one and three are descriptions of yourself, looks like it has to be two.

You took the bait!
Picture me as Wesley in this scene:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_eZmEiyTo0
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| March 1, 2014, 10:54 pm
Quoting Nathan Pownell
Did I ask for consolation? No. And actually you are amusing me more than Stephen. Do you call what you jus said a smack? Looks like the King has been spoiled by the fine wines of praise from his fan club.

You're just jealous because you never get praise from anyone, especially on your MOCs.
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| March 1, 2014, 10:54 pm
Quoting Nathan Pownell
Did I ask for consolation? No. And actually you are amusing me more than Stephen. Do you call what you jus said a smack? Looks like the King has been spoiled by the fine wines of praise from his fan club.

Speaking of his fan club, which consists of him...and, um...him.
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| March 1, 2014, 10:55 pm
Quoting Ian ...
You're just jealous because you never get praise from anyone, especially on your MOCs.

Well he get's more praise then you.
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| March 1, 2014, 10:57 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
Speaking of his fan club, which consists of him...and, um...him.

And me.
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| March 1, 2014, 10:57 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
Well he get's more praise then you.

You need to do your research better. This proves that you can't do math and are a simple minded man.
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| March 1, 2014, 10:58 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
And me.

Sadness, you too have been misguided. Come under my wing of guidance, and you will succeed as a smacker.
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| March 1, 2014, 10:58 pm
Quoting Ian ...
You're just jealous because you never get praise from anyone, especially on your MOCs.

Where does that come from? Oh, I remember! That's the old jealousy card. Run out of things to say, eh?
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| March 1, 2014, 10:59 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
Sadness, you too have been misguided. Come under my wing of guidance, and you will succeed as a smacker.

You wouldn't know good smacking if it was an inch in front of your eyes.
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| March 1, 2014, 11:00 pm
Quoting Nathan Pownell
Ha! I knew it! Here comes the 'mighty Luke'. You pretty much stated what I just said only in your own words. I pity your grandma; I hope I am shown better respect win my mortal flesh passes to my grave.

If you would like to be shown respect upon your passing (which will likely be premature, due to your propensity for picking battles you cannot win) then you will have to do something meriting respect. Fortunately, you have many options. Unfortunately, you are probably incapable of achieving them.

1. Build something cool from LEGO. Yeah, might as well just skip to #2. Thought I'd include this anyways, just in case anyone with some degree of skill was reading though.
2. Become the king of smack. This entails killing me though, since as long as I'm alive the throne is occupied. However, you can pretend that you're the king as you sit on the porcelain throne - you'll be releasing material very much akin to your smack in the process.
3. Become a crazy talented minifig photographer. I believe that you would be considered adequate in the mega-bloks community, you could check out their main base on klone comander jj's myspace account.
4. Pull a Mishima and surrender honourably to your betters. Though even after 15 years in the worm's belly, I still wouldn't say that you smack better than anyone. Bummer for you.


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| March 1, 2014, 11:00 pm
Quoting Nathan Pownell
Where does that come from? Oh, I remember! That's the old jealousy card. Run out of things to say, eh?

No, I am willing to talk for hours on end.
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| March 1, 2014, 11:00 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
You took the bait!
Picture me as Wesley in this scene:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_eZmEiyTo0

Inconceivable...
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| March 1, 2014, 11:01 pm
Quoting Ian ...
You wouldn't know good smacking if it was an inch in front of your eyes.

Which it is, thanks to me. And his poor eyesight, which has him leaning forward to within an inch of the screen, I guess.
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| March 1, 2014, 11:02 pm
Quoting Ian ...
You wouldn't know good smacking if it was an inch in front of your eyes.

And you couldn't not recognize that you're losing this battle even if I flat out told you.
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| March 1, 2014, 11:03 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
If you would like to be shown respect upon your passing (which will likely be premature, due to your propensity for picking battles you cannot win) then you will have to do something meriting respect.

I just want to say that this is a beautifully prepared smack.
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| March 1, 2014, 11:03 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
And you couldn't not recognize that you're losing this battle even if I flat out told you.

And you wouldn't know how to smack, even if LCV himself gave you lessons.
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| March 1, 2014, 11:05 pm
Quoting Ian ...
I just want to say that this is a beautifully prepared smack.

Thank you. I've not really been bothering with my smack of late, but I thought I'd drop an appetizer of what's to come.
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| March 1, 2014, 11:05 pm
Quoting Ian ...
And you wouldn't know how to smack, even if LCV himself gave you lessons.

For which I would pay for, had I any money left after spending it all on lego.
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| March 1, 2014, 11:06 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Thank you. I've not really been bothering with my smack of late, but I thought I'd drop an appetizer of what's to come.

Please attack me...or at least try.
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| March 1, 2014, 11:07 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
Please attack me...or at least try.

LCV could attack you just by thinking about it.
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| March 1, 2014, 11:08 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
Please attack me...or at least try.

Heh heh, only when you least expect it...
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| March 1, 2014, 11:09 pm
Quoting Ian ...
LCV could attack you just by thinking about it.

And you could fail just by thinking about trying.
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| March 1, 2014, 11:09 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Off topic. Just plain off topic. And look everybody! The king of smack is resorting to insulting somebody for his lack of a good camera. Open your eyes, Luke. Your days are over. Quit now, or forever sit on a non existent throne. Your blind to the truth. Praise from rookie smackers has mutilated your once great smack. Good night.
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| March 1, 2014, 11:10 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
And you could fail just by thinking about trying.

Well played. Except for the fact that a three year old could smack you without trying, and for me it would be easier than taking candy from a baby.
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| March 1, 2014, 11:12 pm
Quoting Nathan Pownell
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Off topic. Just plain off topic. And look everybody! The king of smack is resorting to insulting somebody for his lack of a good camera. Open your eyes, Luke. Your days are over. Quit now, or forever sit on a non existent throne. Your blind to the truth. Praise from rookie smackers has mutilated your once great smack. Good night.

Both you and Luke are prisoners of your own twisted delusions.
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| March 1, 2014, 11:12 pm
Quoting Ian ...
Well played. Except for the fact that a three year old could smack you without trying, and for me it would be easier than taking candy from a baby.

I'll be back in a moment.
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| March 1, 2014, 11:13 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
Both you and Luke are prisoners of your own twisted delusions.

Nowhere near as bad as the hallucination that you are having that makes you think you are a good smacker.
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| March 1, 2014, 11:13 pm
This thread has become split between people who praise me, people who wish to praise me yet decide to go against the grain and insult people who praise me, and myself - the keystone of smack. Walk upon my bridge of great smackery, disciples - ignore the goat-eating trolls below. Much like the rats they descend from, they can be lured out of the city by my flutist's call of ethereal smack.
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| March 1, 2014, 11:14 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
I beg to differ, seeing as my table scraps are better than your finest work.

Enjoy that dream while it lasts.
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| March 1, 2014, 11:16 pm
Quoting Ian ...
Nowhere near as bad as the hallucination that you are having that makes you think you are a good smacker.

I assure you, it is no hallucination. What is a hallucination is the thought of you building something that wouldn't hurt my eyes.
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| March 1, 2014, 11:17 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
This thread has become split between people who praise me, people who wish to praise me yet decide to go against the grain and insult people who praise me, and myself - the keystone of smack. Walk upon my bridge of great smackery, disciples - ignore the goat-eating trolls below. Much like the rats they descend from, they can be lured out of the city by my flutist's call of ethereal smack.

Then again, those who are praising you could just be waiting for the perfect opportunity to stab you in the back, like the conspirators in Julius Caesar.
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| March 1, 2014, 11:17 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
I assure you, it is no hallucination. What is a hallucination is the thought of you building something that wouldn't hurt my eyes.

Maybe the last time you went out in public someone slipped you a hallucinogen, cause you are making zero sense.
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| March 1, 2014, 11:18 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
This thread has become split between people who praise me, people who wish to praise me yet decide to go against the grain and insult people who praise me, and myself - the keystone of smack. Walk upon my bridge of great smackery, disciples - ignore the goat-eating trolls below. Much like the rats they descend from, they can be lured out of the city by my flutist's call of ethereal smack.

*drool* Oh my gosh I'm such a huge fan...
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| March 1, 2014, 11:18 pm
Quoting Ian ...
Maybe the last time you went out in public someone slipped you a hallucinogen, cause you are making zero sense.

It might not make sense to you, after all, I wouldn't expect someone like you to understand what good smack is.
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| March 1, 2014, 11:20 pm
Quoting Nathan Pownell
Off topic. Just plain off topic. And look everybody! The king of smack is resorting to insulting somebody for his lack of a good camera. Open your eyes, Luke. Your days are over. Quit now, or forever sit on a non existent throne. Your blind to the truth. Praise from rookie smackers has mutilated your once great smack. Good night.

Hahaha, nice. When you're confronted with a real, non-onomatopiea smack, a non-yo mama joke, you vaguely quote something I said earlier, jabber on like Kelso after smoking his paints, and run to bed. And people wonder why no one cares enough to bring their A-game.

Sweet dreams Nathan, in fantasy you'll at last be the builder and smacker you pretend to be.
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| March 1, 2014, 11:20 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
It might not make sense to you, after all, I wouldn't expect someone like you to understand what good smack is.

Oh, I understand what real smack is. LCV meanwhile you keep up the delusions of your awesomeness. You should go see a doctor about that.
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| March 1, 2014, 11:21 pm
Quoting Ian ...
Then again, those who are praising you could just be waiting for the perfect opportunity to stab you in the back, like the conspirators in Julius Caesar.

Hmm... I've always thought of myself more as Nero, really. Keeping everyone on their toes with my raging inferno of smack.
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| March 1, 2014, 11:22 pm
Look, it's Luke Vs. Luke.
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| March 1, 2014, 11:25 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Look, it's Luke Vs. Luke.

Whoa, a copycat, trying to ride on the fame of LCV
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| March 1, 2014, 11:26 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Look, it's Luke Vs. Luke.

Look, it's my face hitting my palm.
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| March 1, 2014, 11:26 pm
Quoting Ian ...
Whoa, a copycat, trying to ride on the fame of LCV

No, if I beat Luke...I switch back to my normal self and become famous.
If I lose, I spread the rumor that "Luke" has lost a smack.


It's a win win.
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| March 1, 2014, 11:27 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Hahaha, nice. When you're confronted with a real, non-onomatopiea smack, a non-yo mama joke, you vaguely quote something I said earlier, jabber on like Kelso after smoking his paints, and run to bed. And people wonder why no one cares enough to bring their A-game.

Sweet dreams Nathan, in fantasy you'll at last be the builder and smacker you pretend to be.

Hey. Whatever that comment you were talking about was, I didn't see it. And, me running off to bed doesn't apply because I have been in my bed for the last two hours. I'm typing on an iPod. And it just so happens that my 'jabber' had meaning. I believe it is time for a MOC-off. I challenge you. This April.
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| March 1, 2014, 11:27 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Look, it's my face hitting my palm.

Actually it should be the other way around...
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| March 1, 2014, 11:27 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Look, it's my face hitting my palm.

Or is it Chris Phipson?

You never can tell.
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| March 1, 2014, 11:29 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
No, if I beat Luke...I switch back to my normal self and become famous.
If I lose, I spread the rumor that "Luke" has lost a smack.


It's a win win.

When you lose, the world will know that you tried to imitate LCV and yet could no manage to even make a stand.
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| March 1, 2014, 11:29 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Hmm... I've always thought of myself more as Nero, really. Keeping everyone on their toes with my raging inferno of smack.

You want to commit suicide? :P I would, if I were you, especially after looking at some of those builds of yours.
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| March 1, 2014, 11:30 pm
Quoting Ian ...
When you lose, the world will know that you tried to imitate LCV and yet could no manage to even make a stand.

You're right. I want the world to know it was Brick that killed the monster that is LCV.
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| March 1, 2014, 11:31 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Look, it's my face hitting my palm.

Look at mah name!
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| March 1, 2014, 11:33 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
You're right. I want the world to know it was Brick that killed the monster that is LCV.

No, what will be known is that Brick was magnificently destroyed by the iron fist of LCV.
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| March 1, 2014, 11:33 pm
Quoting Ian ...
No, what will be known is that Brick was magnificently destroyed by the iron fist of LCV.

You are so blinded.
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| March 1, 2014, 11:34 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
You are so blinded.

You are so deaf.
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| March 1, 2014, 11:35 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab
You want to commit suicide? :P I would, if I were you, especially after looking at some of those builds of yours.

If someone would commit suicide from looking at his builds...they would probably want to delete the fact of them every existing after viewing yours.
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| March 1, 2014, 11:35 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
If someone would commit suicide from looking at his builds...they would probably want to delete the fact of them every existing after viewing yours.

If you want to commit suicide, challenge LCV to a smacking contest... Oh wait, you already did.
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| March 1, 2014, 11:38 pm
Quoting Ian ...
You are so deaf.

Well, if your blind...if would explain why your smacks are so bad.
You can't see the keys.
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| March 1, 2014, 11:40 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
Well, if your blind...if would explain why your smacks are so bad.
You can't see the keys.

Braille. What now??? You're deaf and won't listen to any of our thoughts.
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| March 1, 2014, 11:41 pm
Quoting Ian ...
Braille. What now??? You're deaf and won't listen to any of our thoughts.

Well, I can't hear. I can however smell how bad your smacks are.
I'm done wasting time with you, and your pitiful "king."
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| March 1, 2014, 11:44 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
Well, I can't hear. I can however smell how bad your smacks are.
I'm done wasting time with you, and your pitiful "king."

I never said LCV was my king, just a good smacker.
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| March 1, 2014, 11:45 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
If someone would commit suicide from looking at his builds...they would probably want to delete the fact of them every existing after viewing yours.

Here's what they'll be thinking: "I am pointless, for Mr. Cab's builds are perfected beyond perfection. What point is there in life when it is statistically impossible to become better at building than this man?"
Sadly, though, you won't be one of those people. You'll already be dead, having viewed LVC's builds first.
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| March 2, 2014, 12:00 am
Quoting Mr. Cab
Here's what they'll be thinking: "I am pointless, for Mr. Cab's builds are perfected beyond perfection. What point is there in life when it is statistically impossible to become better at building than this man?"
Sadly, though, you won't be one of those people. You'll already be dead, having viewed LVC's builds first.

Why do you want to lie to yourself? I could build better in my sleep, with one arm and half my brain tied behind my back.
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| March 2, 2014, 12:02 am
Quoting ~ Brick
Why do you want to lie to yourself? I could build better in my sleep, with one arm and half my brain tied behind my back.

It would be funny to see you tie half of your brain behind your back. :P Post a youtube video of you building in your sleep (actually, not pretense), and I will believe you. Otherwise I would say that you are the one lying.
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| March 2, 2014, 12:09 am
Quoting Mr. Cab
It would be funny to see you tie half of your brain behind your back. :P Post a youtube video of you building in your sleep (actually, not pretense), and I will believe you. Otherwise I would say that you are the one lying.

I'm done wasting time with you. Neither of us will give up, so I challenge you again tomorrow morning. Well, that is if looking at yours MOCs doesn't kill you first.
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| March 2, 2014, 12:14 am
Quoting ~ Brick
I'm done wasting time with you. Neither of us will give up, so I challenge you again tomorrow morning. Well, that is if looking at yours MOCs doesn't kill you first.

So you are buying yourself time in which to come up with some last-resort comebacks that you will need to survive the fight? All right, we shall pick this up tomorrow. Maybe the stuff you come up with will be so hilariously bad that you can win a comedy prize and buy yourself a smacking lesson. Then at least you'll present a challenge.
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| March 2, 2014, 12:21 am
Ha. Look eveybody! Somebody [me] FINALLY challenges him to something other than smack, and WHAT does he do? He runs away with no explanation. Ha. The 'King' is no more than a loud bark and no bite. Not even TEETH! And if you're wondering, I gave him six hours to reply. What do you think of that?

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| March 2, 2014, 6:39 am
Quoting Nathan Pownell
Ha. Look eveybody! Somebody [me] FINALLY challenges him to something other than smack, and WHAT does he do? He runs away with no explanation. Ha. The 'King' is no more than a loud bark and no bite. Not even TEETH! And if you're wondering, I gave him six hours to reply. What do you think of that?

He doesn't respond to you because your challenge has no basis and even the baby that he is, realizes that he doesn't need to respond to your inferiority

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| March 2, 2014, 7:27 am
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Have you been taking lessons from Deus? If so, your builds have yet to show any improvements...


If he was taking lessons from Deus, I'd expect his builds to get worse, not better...
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| March 2, 2014, 7:28 am
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
If you knew anything about photography, you'd buy a $100 point and shoot to use rather than your iPad. And while made up of millions of pixels, your pictures are most definitely not clear. Have you considered LDD?


He should consider using Microsoft Paint to draw his creations, although even that might be too difficult for his maturity level. There is a bit of a steep learning curve.
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| March 2, 2014, 7:29 am
Quoting Nathan Pownell
Ha. Look eveybody! Somebody [me] FINALLY challenges him to something other than smack, and WHAT does he do? He runs away with no explanation. Ha. The 'King' is no more than a loud bark and no bite. Not even TEETH! And if you're wondering, I gave him six hours to reply. What do you think of that?

You know, there are such things as time zones, and there is also such a thing as sleep. Normal people sleep for more than six hours on average. You might not, but then again, that is probably why your smack is so bad.
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| March 2, 2014, 11:09 am
Hey tikes, This ain't no smack thread, this is an arena of dolts bragging about how great their non-existing smack is, and saying detrimental things about other dolt's non-existing smack! Ya'll ain't cutting it! I havent seen any smack to speak of in a couple days! Now go ahead and tell me how horrible this "smack" was, I'll sit back and laugh as you realize this comment contains no smack! (Why don't you homies go smack with yo bricks? Ya'll sure can't do it with yo words!)
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| March 2, 2014, 11:44 am
Quoting Mr. Cab
You know, there are such things as time zones, and there is also such a thing as sleep. Normal people sleep for more than six hours on average. You might not, but then again, that is probably why your smack is so bad.

First off, LCV said he'd be here all night. Second, I get more sleep than most people. Third, I never even said my smack was good. Your 'smack' has no foundation of true facts; it is a collection of snooty remarks that you've collected from whoever influences you. Try again, Mr. Cab.
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| March 2, 2014, 11:51 am
Quoting Nathan Pownell
Your 'smack' has no foundation of true facts; it is a collection of snooty remarks that you've collected from whoever influences you. Try again, Mr. Cab.

Looking at that list, I'd say you are guilty of all of the things you accused me of. Also, please show me the comment where LVC said he would be there all night.
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| March 2, 2014, 11:59 am
Quoting Nathan Pownell
Third, I never even said my smack was good.

Exactly my point. People who aren't confident in their own smack abilities shouldn't go around and criticize the abilities of others.
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| March 2, 2014, 12:02 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab
Looking at that list, I'd say you are guilty of all of the things you accused me of. Also, please show me the comment where LVC said he would be there all night.

Guilty of 'em eh? Heh. Say something true and original for once. You want that comment? Talk about stalling.
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| March 2, 2014, 12:08 pm
Quoting Nathan Pownell
Guilty of 'em eh? Heh. Say something true and original for once. You want that comment? Talk about stalling.

Talk about stalling? *facepalm* The fact that you were not able to/didn't deem it necessary to link to the comment indicates that you are trying stall yourself. Or you are trying to cover up the fact that LVC did indeed never say he would be there all night.
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| March 2, 2014, 12:29 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab
Talk about stalling? *facepalm* The fact that you were not able to/didn't deem it necessary to link to the comment indicates that you are trying stall yourself. Or you are trying to cover up the fact that LVC did indeed never say he would be there all night.

Okay, turns out he said that a while ago. My mistake. See, now that you have stalled, you now have facts to back up your point. It's actually a good method. I tip my hat.
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| March 2, 2014, 12:59 pm
You can always tell who's new at smack. What's the point of yelling insults at each other all day?
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| March 2, 2014, 1:03 pm
Quoting Nathan Pownell
Okay, turns out he said that a while ago. My mistake. See, now that you have stalled, you now have facts to back up your point. It's actually a good method. I tip my hat.

And I tip my hat back at you for realizing such. It takes courage to admit a mistake (sometimes). :P
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| March 2, 2014, 1:20 pm
Quoting Chi Warrior
You can always tell who's new at smack.

Too true. I can definitely tell with you.
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| March 2, 2014, 1:21 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab
And I tip my hat back at you for realizing such. It takes courage to admit a mistake (sometimes). :P

Thanks. I'd rather be an honest looser than a stubborn 'king' who wouldn't admit a mistake even at the feet of the Almighty. (Yeah, that bullet was aimed.)
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| March 2, 2014, 1:26 pm
Quoting Nathan Pownell
Hey. Whatever that comment you were talking about was, I didn't see it. And, me running off to bed doesn't apply because I have been in my bed for the last two hours. I'm typing on an iPod. And it just so happens that my 'jabber' had meaning. I believe it is time for a MOC-off. I challenge you. This April.

Wow, a MOC-off. I'm quivering in my boots. Feel free to challenge me in your favourite theme, I'd even give you a 10 day head-start. Heck, make it a 25 day head-start.
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| March 2, 2014, 1:31 pm
Quoting Chris Phipson
Or is it Chris Phipson?

You never can tell.

Chris Phipson often hits my palm, high-fives are necessary after a good bout of smack.
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| March 2, 2014, 1:32 pm
Quoting Nathan Pownell
Ha. Look eveybody! Somebody [me] FINALLY challenges him to something other than smack, and WHAT does he do? He runs away with no explanation. Ha. The 'King' is no more than a loud bark and no bite. Not even TEETH! And if you're wondering, I gave him six hours to reply. What do you think of that?

Sleeping is, contrary to popular belief, a necessity for most humans. As a sub-human, I didn't expect you to realize that, but no matter. And believe me, teeth are not required. You might use them to malign your bricks, but I take the utmost of care to ensure that my collection is in good condition.
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| March 2, 2014, 1:35 pm
Quoting Nathan Pownell
Thanks. I'd rather be an honest looser than a stubborn 'king' who wouldn't admit a mistake even at the feet of the Almighty. (Yeah, that bullet was aimed.)

I don't see why I would need to fabricate mistakes to admit when doing headstands.
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| March 2, 2014, 1:37 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Wow, a MOC-off. I'm quivering in my boots. Feel free to challenge me in your favourite theme, I'd even give you a 10 day head-start. Heck, make it a 25 day head-start.

I'm not exactly planning on beating you, but you need to learn to back up the big talk you talk. So, you have to get your MOC in by the last day of April, and both ofbus have the choice of starting on our model April first. I decline the head start that you are offering, because I believe in losing right instead of winning wrongly.
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| March 2, 2014, 1:41 pm
Quoting Nathan Pownell
I'm not exactly planning on beating you, but you need to learn to back up the big talk you talk. So, you have to get your MOC in by the last day of April, and both ofbus have the choice of starting on our model April first. I decline the head start that you are offering, because I believe in losing right instead of winning wrongly.

No worries, no chance of you winning rightly or wrongly. As for backing up the talk, I believe I've done so over the last three years of building. You, on the other hand....
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| March 2, 2014, 1:43 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
I don't see why I would need to fabricate mistakes to admit when doing headstands.

No, you don't haveo fabricate mistakes; one just happened. You're always on your head because people smack you so hard that you have to be low so they can't reach your face. (To smack you. In case I wasn't clear enough.)
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| March 2, 2014, 1:45 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
No worries, no chance of you winning rightly or wrongly. As for backing up the talk, I believe I've done so over the last three years of building. You, on the other hand....

You've had more experience building. That I know. You're obviously older than me. But who cares. The past is for cowards.
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| March 2, 2014, 1:47 pm
Quoting Nathan Pownell
No, you don't haveo fabricate mistakes; one just happened. You're always on your head because people smack you so hard that you have to be low so they can't reach your face. (To smack you. In case I wasn't clear enough.)

Hmm... This is beginning to sound inappropriate. Where are they smacking me if I'm on my head? Let's keep this PG, mister Pownell.
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| March 2, 2014, 1:47 pm
Quoting Nathan Pownell
You've had more experience building. That I know. You're obviously older than me. But who cares. The past is for cowards.

Well, you've been building for about the same length of time as me, unless when you say 2005 you mean you started building your own MOCs. In which case you have about 5 years more experience. (Doesn't show though, does it?) Thanks for the shoutout on your homepage.
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| March 2, 2014, 1:51 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Hmm... This is beginning to sound inappropriate. Where are they smacking me if I'm on my head? Let's keep this PG, mister Pownell.

By the way, texting is not my forte. I meant have to. :P Inappropriate? Uh... Am I missing something? And I've only been building MOCs for about a year... :/ I PLAYED with LEGO until then.
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| March 2, 2014, 1:56 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Hmm... This is beginning to sound inappropriate. Where are they smacking me if I'm on my head? Let's keep this PG, mister Pownell.

Hey! Please let me tell you that I did not mean what you think. I'm not sure what you thought I meant, but I can surely say that it was not meaning anything... Inappropriate. :/ I st*nk at smack talk... Oh, do YOU want to do this MOC-off?
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| March 2, 2014, 4:02 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Well, you've been building for about the same length of time as me, unless when you say 2005 you mean you started building your own MOCs. In which case you have about 5 years more experience. (Doesn't show though, does it?) Thanks for the shoutout on your homepage.

That shoutout is actually rigged to go to the homepage of who clicked on it, FYI.
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| March 2, 2014, 4:16 pm
*sigh* What has happened? The thread witch taught you so much about how sad everyone else is has become a home of illiterate children, tell me when someone with some smack talent shows up.
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| March 2, 2014, 5:59 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
That shoutout is actually rigged to go to the homepage of who clicked on it, FYI.

You got it Stephen, the biggest narcissist on the books got took by the oldest trick in the books! X )
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| March 2, 2014, 6:18 pm
Quoting T. J. Pownell
You got it Stephen, the biggest narcissist on the books got took by the oldest trick in the books! X )

Wut, no I already knew it right when LukeClarenceVan said thanks for the shoutout. I knew about that kind of link for A LONG time.
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| March 2, 2014, 6:24 pm
Quoting T. J. Pownell
You got it Stephen, the biggest narcissist on the books got took by the oldest trick in the books! X )

And I'm not self centered.
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| March 2, 2014, 6:25 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
And I'm not self centered.

I wasn't talking about you Stevey, I was talkin bout LCV!! don't sweat it!
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| March 2, 2014, 8:41 pm
All your moms wear army boots; so they don't step on your LEGOs in their bare feet.
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| March 2, 2014, 8:44 pm
Quoting T. J. Pownell
I wasn't talking about you Stevey, I was talkin bout LCV!! don't sweat it!

Oh yeah, I agree, only on terms of smack though.
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| March 2, 2014, 8:47 pm
Quoting JWG 258
All your moms wear army boots; so they don't step on your LEGOs in their bare feet.

I agree, I am guilty of leaving Lego on the floor all over my room. But whether that is a bad thing, I don't know.
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| March 2, 2014, 9:26 pm
Quoting Zach Lucia
*sigh* What has happened? The thread witch taught you so much about how sad everyone else is has become a home of illiterate children, tell me when someone with some smack talent shows up.

Illiterate you say? Funny considering you typed the word "witch" instead of "which."
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| March 2, 2014, 9:31 pm
Quoting ~ Brick
Illiterate you say? Funny considering you typed the word "witch" instead of "which."

And who are you to accuse; when you misspell multiple words on almost every MOC you post?
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| March 2, 2014, 11:46 pm
Quoting David .
And you are you to accuse; when you misspell multiple words on almost every MOC you post?

So true, so true.
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| March 2, 2014, 11:50 pm
You guys are so clueless, you think that 4 clone trooper battle packs and a pile of mega blocks are a LEGO collection.
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| March 3, 2014, 10:06 am
Quoting Stephen Boe
That shoutout is actually rigged to go to the homepage of who clicked on it, FYI.

Yeah, Flare has one too I think.
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| March 3, 2014, 11:18 am
Quoting Nathan Pownell
Hey! Please let me tell you that I did not mean what you think. I'm not sure what you thought I meant, but I can surely say that it was not meaning anything... Inappropriate. :/ I st*nk at smack talk... Oh, do YOU want to do this MOC-off?

Hmm... Whatever you say.
I've never done a MOC-off before, but it's not like I have anything better to do. Though before I commit to anything, I should let my fever diminish. The level of smack being released here is so poor it's literally sickened me.
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| March 3, 2014, 2:45 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Hmm... Whatever you say.
I've never done a MOC-off before, but it's not like I have anything better to do. Though before I commit to anything, I should let my fever diminish. The level of smack being released here is so poor it's literally sickened me.

...There wasn't supposed to be smack in there. It was just an honest statement followed by a question. Not everything has to be smack.
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| March 3, 2014, 3:18 pm
Quoting Nathan Pownell
...There wasn't supposed to be smack in there. It was just an honest statement followed by a question. Not everything has to be smack.

I can't pass up opportunities for smack in the smack thread... Except for this comment, as I have to go blow my nose...
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| March 3, 2014, 3:21 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
I can't pass up opportunities for smack in the smack thread... Except for this comment, as I have to go blow my nose...

Oh, a I suppose if I said anything sensible in this comment, you probably wouldn't even REPLY, because you'd be too busy bowing to the porcelain god. :P
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| March 3, 2014, 3:29 pm
Quoting Nathan Pownell
Oh, a I suppose if I said anything sensible in this comment, you probably wouldn't even REPLY, because you'd be too busy bowing to the porcelain god. :P

Nah, I'm not nauseous today...
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| March 3, 2014, 3:33 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Nah, I'm not nauseous today...

Okay, I've called off the challenge. I'm going to be somewhat busy in April and I have come to the conclusion that I do not care to affiliate with you.
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| March 3, 2014, 3:37 pm
Quoting Nathan Pownell
Okay, I've called off the challenge. I'm going to be somewhat busy in April and I have come to the conclusion that I do not care to affiliate with you.

That is a tragedy. Now who's not backing up their talk, eh? ;)
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| March 3, 2014, 3:38 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
That is a tragedy. Now who's not backing up their talk, eh? ;)

Ha. Ha. Go ahead and 'smack' me ALL you want. I'm done with smack. It WAS fun, but then you came along and it got vicious. And displeasing. I suppose I could go on with smacking, but I'd rather speak with my LEGOs and carry a small ego.
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| March 3, 2014, 3:45 pm
Quoting Nathan Pownell
Ha. Ha. Go ahead and 'smack' me ALL you want. I'm done with smack. It WAS fun, but then you came along and it got vicious. And displeasing. I suppose I could go on with smacking, but I'd rather speak with my LEGOs and carry a small ego.

Vicious, eh? If I have unleashed smack which is too callous, than by all means call me out on it. My goal is not to genuinely insult anyone, but to toss around abrasive witticisms in a friendly, if not complimentary, fashion.
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| March 3, 2014, 3:50 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Vicious, eh? If I have unleashed smack which is too callous, than by all means call me out on it. My goal is not to genuinely insult anyone, but to toss around abrasive witticisms in a friendly, if not complimentary, fashion.

No harm done, but I think I'd rather stay away from the smack thread from now on. I'm okay with jabbing, but an all-out attempt to 'beat' somebody in smack is different. I suppose I deserved all the smack I got. Perhaps you don't mean anything by your smack. (I have a friend who sounds about like you while smacking, but when he isn't doing that he can be a good guy. Maybe you both are like that.) So... Goodbye all smackers!
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| March 3, 2014, 3:59 pm
Quoting Nathan Pownell
No harm done, but I think I'd rather stay away from the smack thread from now on. I'm okay with jabbing, but an all-out attempt to 'beat' somebody in smack is different. I suppose I deserved all the smack I got. Perhaps you don't mean anything by your smack. (I have a friend who sounds about like you while smacking, but when he isn't doing that he can be a good guy. Maybe you both are like that.) So... Goodbye all smackers!

Just because I'm a naturally talented smacker, doesn't mean I aim to hurt any feelings. Sorry you took my words harshly, farewell in the MocAthalon.

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| March 3, 2014, 6:34 pm
Quoting David .
And you are you to accuse; when you misspell multiple words on almost every MOC you post?

"And you are you to accuse"... I think you meant "who are you to accuse"? Don't base a smack on grammar and put in a wrong word... :P
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| March 3, 2014, 6:47 pm
There's a disturbing lack of Team Brick Runners on this conversation...

Don't Tread On Us!
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| March 4, 2014, 10:27 am
Quoting IronBricks .
There's a disturbing lack of Team Brick Runners on this conversation...

Don't Tread On Us!


We are going to grind you into the floor as you are infireor compared to team brick pulp, I am now smacking and spitting on you!
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| March 4, 2014, 5:28 pm
Quoting Jackal :]

We are going to grind you into the floor as you are infireor compared to team brick pulp, I am now smacking and spitting on you!


Quite Harsh. :P

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| March 4, 2014, 5:35 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab
"And you are you to accuse"... I think you meant "who are you to accuse"? Don't base a smack on grammar and put in a wrong word... :P

That's the easiest way to embarrass yourself.
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| March 4, 2014, 5:55 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Yeah, Flare has one too I think.


Yeap.
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| March 5, 2014, 10:05 am
Quoting Lindel Baskin
That's the easiest way to embarrass yourself.

Speaking of easy, I think your mom's calling... ;)
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| March 17, 2014, 5:57 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Speaking of easy, I think your mom's calling... ;)

Are you actually resorting to "Yo Mama" jokes to try to get to me? How pathetic... If you can't offer anything that remotely resembles a real smack, don't bother saying anything at all, Luke.
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| March 17, 2014, 6:19 pm
The word "p@thetic" sent my response to moderation, it seems. Shall I rephrase it, or wait until an admin approves it?
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| March 17, 2014, 6:22 pm
Quoting Lindel Baskin
The word "p@thetic" sent my response to moderation, it seems. Shall I rephrase it, or wait until an admin approves it?

No need to lament your lack of ability with such harsh words, even if true. ;)
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| March 17, 2014, 6:43 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
No need to lament your lack of ability with such harsh words, even if true. ;)

In case you hadn't noticed, my response is up. I assume you were simply too ashamed to come up with a retort? What a pity...
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| March 20, 2014, 4:25 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
No need to lament your lack of ability with such harsh words, even if true. ;)

Hey Luke, Where are the Clutch Builders?
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| March 29, 2014, 6:33 pm
Quoting Nathan Pownell
Hey Luke, Where are the Clutch Builders?

Looks like Clutch Builders failed to check their throw out bearing as they seemed to be stuck in reverse. (see what I did there?)

They had more entries in this thread than they had creations. XD

Well, they can at least take solace in the fact that they produced ONE more moc than Tovarish.

-sarcastic, smirk filled, raised eyebrow applause-
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| April 1, 2014, 9:01 pm
Quoting matt rowntRee
Looks like Clutch Builders failed to check their throw out bearing as they seemed to be stuck in reverse. (see what I did there?)

They had more entries in this thread than they had creations. XD

Well, they can at least take solace in the fact that they produced ONE more moc than Tovarish.

-sarcastic, smirk filled, raised eyebrow applause-

We checked our what what in reverse? I'll take your word for it, Mr. Sixties car. ;)

We also had better entries in this thread than those in the LEGO pool...


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| April 1, 2014, 9:06 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
We checked our what what in reverse? I'll take your word for it, Mr. Sixties car. ;)

We also had better entries in this thread than those in the LEGO pool...


Shame they can't judge smack, perhaps you would have stood a chance. ;)

What happened there Luke? I was expecting you guys to layeth the smack down by walkin' the walk.
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| April 1, 2014, 9:16 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Your spy is not as loyal as you suspect...

Care to say that again? Oh, and that's spies (pl). I'm just sayin'! ;)
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| April 1, 2014, 9:20 pm
Dat's gotta sting! XD
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| April 1, 2014, 9:21 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist

Quoting Nathan Pownell

Isn't it funny how someone can take a spanking in the smack thread, and give a spanking in the creation department… It just goes to show how little smack talk relates to building. Lol!
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| April 3, 2014, 4:43 pm
Hey everyone! I love ALL of your creations! :D

Wait a second.....whoops.....wrong thread.....
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| April 3, 2014, 5:00 pm
Quoting Matt W.
Hey everyone! I love ALL of your creations! :D

Wait a second.....whoops.....wrong thread.....

Except for mine I'm assuming.
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| April 4, 2014, 5:44 pm
Quoting matt rowntRee
Shame they can't judge smack, perhaps you would have stood a chance. ;)

What happened there Luke? I was expecting you guys to layeth the smack down by walkin' the walk.

Sadly, none of us had time - but we all wanted to have a team. ;)
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| April 4, 2014, 6:03 pm
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