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"Stupid, fat hobbit!" ~Gollum

You guys know what to do, just keep it clean, playful, and more temperate than Gollum! Any comments sent to moderation will be deleted.

For those of you unfamiliar with the Smack Thread, the objective is quite simple. This is where players come to test their wits by throwing playful taunts and insults at each other. It's all in good jest of course. While pointless on many levels, you'll find this trivial activity can be quite entertaining! Note: please do not quote this comment as certain words merit moderation. Now...smack away!
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| November 27, 2013, 1:48 pm
First!

It's game time, kids.
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| December 5, 2013, 7:58 pm
Quoting Justin M
First!

It's game time, kids.

Indeed it is.
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| December 5, 2013, 8:02 pm
Quoting Justin M
First!

It's game time, kids.

Only kids play games. I am here to build with LEGO!
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| December 5, 2013, 8:03 pm
Quoting Grant Davis
Only kids play games. I am here to build with LEGO!

Only kids build with LEGO. I am here to create a masterpiece!
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| December 6, 2013, 11:35 am
Quoting Harry Wilkinson
Only kids build with LEGO. I am here to create a masterpiece!

Oh yeah?! Well, you... ah... have no chance against... a... um... a professor! That'd be... ah... ME! :P
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| December 6, 2013, 6:14 pm
Quoting Professor B.
Oh yeah?! Well, you... ah... have no chance against... a... um... a professor! That'd be... ah... ME! :P

Hehe! You have no chance against a Daniels! :-)
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| December 6, 2013, 6:18 pm
Quoting Bill Daniels
Hehe! You have no chance against a Daniels! :-)

Not that it'll really matter. I'll be crushing you both.
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| December 6, 2013, 6:50 pm
Quoting A. Sargent
Not that it'll really matter. I'll be crushing you both.

Nah...I'm a Daniels! No one can crush me!
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| December 6, 2013, 6:59 pm
Quoting Bill Daniels
Nah...I'm a Daniels! No one can crush me!

Famous last words...tell the bottom of the Round 1 eliminated list hello for me, will you?
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| December 6, 2013, 7:00 pm
Quoting A. Sargent
Famous last words...tell the bottom of the Round 1 eliminated list hello for me, will you?

...That really was not nice... bye.
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| December 6, 2013, 7:26 pm
Quoting A. Sargent
Not that it'll really matter. I'll be crushing you both.

Notice your witty comment said nothing of your humiliating defeat to me.
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| December 6, 2013, 7:29 pm
Quoting Zach Lucia
Notice your witty comment said nothing of your humiliating defeat to me.

Probably 'cause there wont be any.
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| December 6, 2013, 7:31 pm
Quoting Grant Davis
Only kids play games. I am here to build with LEGO!

That sentence in itself is pretty funny.
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| December 6, 2013, 7:32 pm
Quoting Harry Wilkinson
Only kids build with LEGO. I am here to create a masterpiece!

Building. Creating. What's the difference?
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| December 6, 2013, 7:33 pm
Quoting Freeling ++
Probably 'cause there wont be any.

Oh, right. Probably.
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| December 6, 2013, 7:34 pm
Quoting Bill Daniels
...That really was not nice... bye.

I'm sorry if I o*ffe*nded you. I was just joking with you.
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| December 6, 2013, 7:54 pm
Is there a minimum score needed to get into round 2? 'Cause if so, it looks like I've won already.
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| December 6, 2013, 8:30 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Is there a minimum score needed to get into round 2? 'Cause if so, it looks like I've won already.

Classic.

I was wondering when you'd show up.
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| December 7, 2013, 12:13 pm
Quoting A. Sargent
Famous last words...tell the bottom of the Round 1 eliminated list hello for me, will you?

I'll do you a favor and say hello to the top of the Round 1 list, while I search for your name at the bottom ;)
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| December 7, 2013, 12:20 pm
Quoting Justin M
I'll do you a favor and say hello to the top of the Round 1 list, while I search for your name at the bottom ;)

You will be searching in vain. Mine will be up top and yours left in the dust. ;)
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| December 7, 2013, 12:43 pm
Quoting A. Sargent
You will be searching in vain. Mine will be up top and yours left in the dust. ;)

Dust you say? It'll take a search party to find your name on the list.
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| December 7, 2013, 2:31 pm
Quoting A. Sargent
You will be searching in vain. Mine will be up top and yours left in the dust. ;)

The top of what? The list for incompetents?
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| December 7, 2013, 2:33 pm
Quoting Zach Lucia
The top of what? The list for incompetents?

Seeing as you currently occupy said spot, I doubt it.
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| December 7, 2013, 9:39 pm
Quoting Bill Daniels
...That really was not nice... bye.

You're in the smack thread, nobody's really expected to be nice.
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| December 7, 2013, 9:54 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Seeing as you currently occupy said spot, I doubt it.

Good smack. That must've taken all 2 of your brain cells.
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| December 7, 2013, 9:58 pm
Quoting A. Sargent
Good smack. That must've taken all 2 of your brain cells.

Well, I'll grant that it took 2 cells to dispatch such feeble opposition. Pity you can't muster as many to the task.
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| December 7, 2013, 10:03 pm
Quoting A. Sargent
I'm sorry if I o*ffe*nded you. I was just joking with you.

:P
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| December 8, 2013, 1:10 am
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Well, I'll grant that it took 2 cells to dispatch such feeble opposition. Pity you can't muster as many to the task.

Dude you are the king of smack!
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| December 8, 2013, 1:23 am
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Well, I'll grant that it took 2 cells to dispatch such feeble opposition. Pity you can't muster as many to the task.

At least I have more than 2. Shame you can't say the same.
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| December 8, 2013, 8:53 am
Ladies Ladies, I am gonna be the one on the top of the winners list. you seem to be chatting here and not actually building! A very faulty move.
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| December 8, 2013, 12:33 pm
Quoting Grant Davis
Ladies Ladies, I am gonna be the one on the top of the winners list. you seem to be chatting here and not actually building! A very faulty move.

Unlike you, I have multitasking powers that enable both.
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| December 10, 2013, 11:02 am
Quoting Grant Davis
Ladies Ladies, I am gonna be the one on the top of the winners list. you seem to be chatting here and not actually building! A very faulty move.

I say, aren't you doing the same?
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| December 11, 2013, 3:16 pm
I've never read the books or watched the movies... anybody who get's beaten by me in this is in big trouble. :P
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| December 12, 2013, 12:33 am
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Quoting Mr. Cab
I've never read the books or watched the movies... anybody who get's beaten by me in this is in big trouble. :P

Perhaps start reading and watching! They're great stories. A contest like this provides you with ample reasons to start on 'em!
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| December 12, 2013, 12:40 am
Quoting Ian Spacek
Perhaps start reading and watching! They're great stories. A contest like this provides you with ample reasons to start on 'em!

The only book I have is the hobbit, and that's in storage... Well, there's always youtube. :P
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| December 12, 2013, 9:40 am
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Quoting Mr. Cab
The only book I have is the hobbit, and that's in storage... Well, there's always youtube. :P

Indeed there is! And wow, I just realized this is in the Smack Thread. *facepalm* I've been flipping through threads so much lately, I thought we were in general conversations! I better get things back on topic! Heh, this won't be hypocritical at all...

Well folks, where's the smack? The title of this thread isn't "witless gibberish". Perhaps I was wrong in assuming you all can read...
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| December 12, 2013, 12:12 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab
I've never read the books or watched the movies... anybody who get's beaten by me in this is in big trouble. :P


Pity the fool, that's what I always say. It seems I'll have to do just that with you. LOTR/The Hobbit is no easy genre to build in, and with limited knowledge and time, you'll be having trouble. I can almost guarantee it.
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| December 12, 2013, 1:10 pm
Quoting Ian Spacek
Well folks, where's the smack? The title of this thread isn't "witless gibberish". Perhaps I was wrong in assuming you all can read...


If it's not titled that, how did you, a judge, end up generally conversing in it? ;)
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| December 12, 2013, 1:11 pm
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Quoting Justin M

If it's not titled that, how did you, a judge, end up generally conversing in it? ;)

Because us Admins have the right to do that kinda' thing. We're just showing how much more control we have in comparison to any of you contestants. Somebody has to ensure that you don't get conceited about yourselves. ;)

(Well, I'm outa' here chaps! Enjoy your smack!)
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| December 12, 2013, 1:43 pm
Quoting Ian Spacek
Indeed there is! And wow, I just realized this is in the Smack Thread. *facepalm* I've been flipping through threads so much lately, I thought we were in general conversations! I better get things back on topic! Heh, this won't be hypocritical at all...

Well folks, where's the smack? The title of this thread isn't "witless gibberish". Perhaps I was wrong in assuming you all can read...

Well, if it isn't the master of witless gibberish come to harangue us all...
At least you've gotten smarter - running and judging contests instead of entering them. This way you'll just lose LEGO to me, rather than dignity.
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| December 12, 2013, 3:24 pm
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Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Well, if it isn't the master of witless gibberish come to harangue us all...
At least you've gotten smarter - running and judging contests instead of entering them. This way you'll just lose LEGO to me, rather than dignity.

Oooh! A well played smack, but one that will ultimately prove to be self-demeaning. I'll leave you with two crusts to chomp on (one for each brain cell): (1) last time we faced-off, I ironically gained dignity in the community, and (2) you proposed to take Lego from me last year as well, but somehow Jacob Nion ended up walking away with it. You've also made an assumption in that regard. You've obviously implied that you're intending to win. That said, you'll actually be taking Lego from Blake, as he generously offered to supply the first place prize this year. You'll have to LOOSE the final (and thus some dignity) to procure Lego from me, just sayin'! ;)
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| December 12, 2013, 4:35 pm
Quoting Ian Spacek
Oooh! A well played smack, but one that will ultimately prove to be self-demeaning. I'll leave you with two crusts to chomp on (one for each brain cell): (1) last time we faced-off, I ironically gained dignity in the community, and (2) you proposed to take Lego from me last year as well, but somehow Jacob Nion ended up walking away with it. You've also made an assumption in that regard. You've obviously implied that you're intending to win. That said, you'll actually be taking Lego from Blake, as he generously offered to supply the first place prize this year. You'll have to LOOSE the final (and thus some dignity) to procure Lego from me, just sayin'! ;)

Hmmm... I shan't let this foolish logic muddle my righteous smackery.
Yo mama so fat she buys her wheat here: http://www.alibaba.com/product-tp/144117835/Wheat_Grains.html

Victoire LukeClarenceVanienne!
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| December 12, 2013, 5:49 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Hmmm... I shan't let this foolish logic muddle my righteous smackery.
Yo mama so fat she buys her wheat here: http://www.alibaba.com/product-tp/144117835/Wheat_Grains.html

Victoire LukeClarenceVanienne!

Haha! I appreciate a fellow who can still whip out his sense of humor when he knows he's been beaten. ;)

As you'll recall, I consider "Yo mama" jokes to be the lowest form of wit, however, since you took the plunge first (and as this is a Middle Earth themed contest)...

Yo mama so fat that the Goblin King rolled over in his grave. And assuming the trait carried over, why don't you go pick on someone your own size?

Cheers! ;)
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| December 12, 2013, 6:04 pm
Quoting Justin M

Pity the fool, that's what I always say. It seems I'll have to do just that with you. LOTR/The Hobbit is no easy genre to build in, and with limited knowledge and time, you'll be having trouble. I can almost guarantee it.

We'll see about that when I beat you without even knowing what I'm building about.
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| December 12, 2013, 6:20 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Hmmm... I shan't let this foolish logic muddle my righteous smackery.

Or in other words, those words are too much for your two brain cells. There I have it, the proof! :P
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| December 12, 2013, 6:23 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab
Or in other words, those words are too much for your two brain cells. There I have it, the proof! :P

Two complicated brain cells are way more genius than any hundred one-track cells you may have!
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| December 26, 2013, 6:30 pm
Quoting Daniel T. Fol
Two complicated brain cells are way more genius than any hundred one-track cells you may have!

You wish you had that many!
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| December 27, 2013, 10:34 am
Quoting Mr. Cab
You wish you had that many!

You wish you had enough brain cells to compensate for your lack of creativity!
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| December 27, 2013, 1:18 pm
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Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Well, obviously they need someone mouth-wateringly attractive...

Yes, they did obviously need a stereotypical drooling dunce. I'm glad to see they've got one. Nothing else would do! ;)
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| January 6, 2014, 9:57 pm
Quoting Daniel T. Fol
You wish you had enough brain cells to compensate for your lack of creativity!

Shall I give you a list of my hobbies? LEGO, composing, writing poems, writing stories... now, who's the uncreative one? Also, I would say that anyone resolving to creativity as a topic of smack against another Lego builder needs some serious re-thinking on the matter. :P Too bad that you don't have the brain cells to compensate for your lack of creative smack-talking skills. :P

I couldn't join because of time issues... just so that's cleared up.
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| January 7, 2014, 12:11 am
Quoting Mr. Cab the little Lady ;D

Lets calm down ladies.....;D


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| January 7, 2014, 12:34 am
Quoting Chris .
Lets calm down ladies.....;D



Is that really the best you can give??
Honestly little children these days... Tsk, tsk
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| January 7, 2014, 5:51 am
Quoting Chris the uncreative smacktalker.
Lets calm down ladies.....;D


If you'll notice, that has been done about five times in this talk already, Mr. Chris the uncreative smacktalker. :P
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| January 8, 2014, 12:11 am
Quoting SandMirror 38

Is that really the best you can give??
Honestly little children these days... Tsk, tsk

You shouldn't answer a petty attempt at smack with petty attempt at smack. Or a biased one.
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| January 8, 2014, 12:15 am
Hey yall, young builders, none of you are going to make it even near the top of that precious list, yall are claiming the top of it for your own as if it were the Ring itself!
Please.... leave the winning to me, I have actually been proven to carry out such a deadly task without falling into darkness or becoming a conniving enemy. With my amazing skilled trees and my great talent, I will stride forward and claim round 2 for us all, since its to deadly for you.
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| January 8, 2014, 1:16 am
Quoting King Copy Cat Willsea
With my amazing skilled trees and my great talent, I will stride forward and claim round 2 for us all, since its to deadly for you.


YOUR TREES!!!!??!?!? Might I remind you who INVENTED those trees! Are you forgetting its origins! I should have NEVER lent you those plates for your ground. The trees where done wrong anyways! just look at the roots! COMPLETELY Unnatural looking! If you score higher than me based off a 100% copied entry, I dub you King Copycat!

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| January 8, 2014, 1:23 am
Quoting Mr. Oh I'm so worried I wont make it
YOUR TREES!!!!??!?!? Might I remind you who INVENTED those trees! Are you forgetting its origins! I should have NEVER lent you those plates for your ground. The trees where done wrong anyways! just look at the roots! COMPLETELY Unnatural looking! If you score higher than me based off a 100% copied entry, I dub you King Copycat!


Oh! I see how it is! Now your blaming ME for being a copycat! You should be highly honored that I, the humble lowly builder, who by the way is going to save all of you from being corrupted by being first in round two, Would copy you! You may have invented the 'idea' of those tree, but believe me, mocpages is not about posting your ideas, its about posting LEGO, and ideas through Lego. As I recall, your so called "trees" were a whopping four studs wide, and your roots looking not much different then a few planks on a child's first color creation. Let me make it clear, I redefined the word "lego trees" with my creation, yours was simply a knock on a door that never existed, Mr. "oh I'm so worried I wont make it".

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| January 8, 2014, 1:34 am
Quoting Tree King Grant Davis

YOUR TREES!!!!??!?!? Might I remind you who INVENTED those trees! Are you forgetting its origins! I should have NEVER lent you those plates for your ground. The trees where done wrong anyways! just look at the roots! COMPLETELY Unnatural looking! If you score higher than me based off a 100% copied entry


TREE?!? I AM NO TREE I AM AN ENT!

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| January 8, 2014, 4:40 am
I beleive my tree wins
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| January 8, 2014, 5:59 am
Quoting Ian Spacek
Yes, they did obviously need a stereotypical drooling dunce. I'm glad to see they've got one. Nothing else would do! ;)

Ah, well played.

On another note, I most definitely did not refer any of my patients to you. Please stop infringing on my business, Mr. mail-in PHD Spacek.
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| January 8, 2014, 3:12 pm
Quoting david Hensel
I beleive my tree wins

Ah, but you built a tree with a house. I built a tree with a dinosaur - I win. (In likes as well. :P)
http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/330921
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| January 8, 2014, 3:13 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Ah, but you built a tree with a house. I built a tree with a dinosaur - I win. (In likes as well. :P)
http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/330921

Not MELO, doesnt count
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| January 8, 2014, 5:06 pm
AGH!!! I DIDN"T MAKE TO ROUND 2!!!!!
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| January 9, 2014, 5:05 pm
Quoting Eli Willsea

Oh! I see how it is! Now your blaming ME for being a copycat! You should be highly honored that I, the humble lowly builder, who by the way is going to save all of you from being corrupted by being first in round two, Would copy you! You may have invented the 'idea' of those tree, but believe me, mocpages is not about posting your ideas, its about posting LEGO, and ideas through Lego. As I recall, your so called "trees" were a whopping four studs wide, and your roots looking not much different then a few planks on a child's first color creation. Let me make it clear, I redefined the word "lego trees" with my creation, yours was simply a knock on a door that never existed, Mr. "oh I'm so worried I wont make it".


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0
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| January 30, 2014, 10:10 pm

I'm sorry that you don't understand what smack is buddy. Apparently you have no actually good responses that you have to resort to a youtube video. Oh, and did I mention that it took you well over 2 weeks to even get that? You obviously have no actual original creativity, thus prooving that you DiD rip your tree designs off of mine... So before you go around mouthing about me being a cheater, I would advise that you go buy some creativity from the bank, Oh wait! I forgot that you are broke! Sorry Bub, but it looks like you will be sitting out this next round on your timey-out rug. See you after preschool (and round 4)!
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| January 30, 2014, 11:20 pm
Quoting Elly SeaWill
I'm sorry that you don't understand what smack is buddy. Apparently you have no actually good responses that you have to resort to a youtube video. Oh, and did I mention that it took you well over 2 weeks to even get that? You obviously have no actual original creativity, thus prooving that you DiD rip your tree designs off of mine... So before you go around mouthing about me being a cheater, I would advise that you go buy some creativity from the bank, Oh wait! I forgot that you are broke! Sorry Bub, but it looks like you will be sitting out this next round on your timey-out rug. See you after preschool (and round 4)!

Resort to a youtube video! You clearly were the one that needed resorting to. You seemed to not understand my logic in the previous comment. I then presumed that you simply could not understand logic. You know stupid people can't make sense of anything sometimes. I finally thought that something as mind numbing as a youtube video might be able connect to your measly mind. On the tree thing specifically though, lets see what the judges thoughts are, you got um... 17th? yeah mhmm. Thats cute. I GOT 3rd PLACE OVERALL 56 POINTS OUT OF 60, WHAT CAN YOU SAY TO THE PLACING OF THE OFFICIAL CONTEST. I hope you can read all caps, I doubt you can read this. Just so you know, I know for a fact that the judges hated your 2nd entry but had to advance you by default. You will crash and burn in this next round against a real opponent.

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| January 30, 2014, 11:37 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Grant Davis
On the tree thing specifically though, lets see what the judges thoughts are, you got um... 17th?

Your comment got sent to moderation, but you said something so intriguing (above), that I let it slip by. It just so happens that last year's champion came in 17th too. ;)

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| January 31, 2014, 1:27 am
I leave and so does the smack? This is disappointing. Not quite as disappointing as the round 3 builds I've been seeing, but pretty close.
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| February 2, 2014, 2:43 pm
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