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Steal the Rock!
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(Made with permission from Declan Muller)

Hey guys! I figured that since activity has been at a low recently I'd make something to try to increase said low activity.

So here's a semi-common forum game for us THG people, "Steal the Rock"!

This game is very simple. The first player (me in this case) will comment a SHORT (1-2 sentence) summary of how they have come by a rock, which, for whatever reason, is very important.

Every player after him will comment a CREATIVE, SHORT (1-2 sentence) summary of how they steal said rock from the previous owner of the rock.

Example:
Player 1: I have the rock.
Player 2: I took the rock from Player 1 by pickpocketing him.

So those are the rules, please read them carefully. Here goes!

I have found a rock in a small cave. It's very white, almost as if it has been bleached. I claim it as my own, and I shall call it Rock, and it shall be my rock, and it shall be mine.
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| August 20, 2013, 7:04 pm
 Group moderator 
Quoting Justin L.
I have found a rock in a small cave. It's very white, almost as if it has been bleached. I claim it as my own, and I shall call it Rock, and it shall be my rock, and it shall be mine.

I stole the rock from Justin by taking it from under his pillow while he was sleeping.
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| August 22, 2013, 1:30 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Stephen Boe
I stole the rock from Justin by taking it from under his pillow while he was sleeping.

I stole the rock from Stephen by tripping him and grabbing it as he fell
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| August 22, 2013, 3:10 pm
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Quoting Reaper the Ultimate .
I stole the rock from Stephen by tripping him and grabbing it as he fell

I got up and then swiped it out Reaper's hand as he was busy doing evil laugh.
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| August 22, 2013, 4:00 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
I got up and then swiped it out Reaper's hand as he was busy doing evil laugh.

I hit Stephen with my pepper spray and took the rock while he was looking for the emergency eye rinse station. >:]
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| August 23, 2013, 7:17 pm
Quoting Justin L.
I hit Stephen with my pepper spray and took the rock while he was looking for the emergency eye rinse station. >:]

Step one of my super- elaborate plot to steal the rock: use a sniper rifle to hit him in the head with a rubber bullet at long range to knock him out. Step two: After knocking him out, tie him up in chains. Step three: After knocking him out and tying him in chains, pitch him into the ocean so he cannot steal the rock back. Step four: Check surroundings, then pick up the rock, sneak off with it, and put it in a safe rigged to destroy its contents if opened incorrectly. Step five: Hire expert guards to guard me and the safe containing the safe containing the rock. Step six: Go to South America and hide in the jungles.
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| August 23, 2013, 7:29 pm
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Quoting Sam Sanister
Step one of my super- elaborate plot to steal the rock: use a sniper rifle to hit him in the head with a rubber bullet at long range to knock him out. Step two: After knocking him out, tie him up in chains. Step three: After knocking him out and tying him in chains, pitch him into the ocean so he cannot steal the rock back. Step four: Check surroundings, then pick up the rock, sneak off with it, and put it in a safe rigged to destroy its contents if opened incorrectly. Step five: Hire expert guards to guard me and the safe containing the safe containing the rock. Step six: Go to South America and hide in the jungles.

After I healed myself, I was followed Sam all along even at step four where he checked his surroundings, then I used my awesome hacking skills to disable the self destruct mechanism on the safe, then I simply killed the guards after they discovered me. Then I laser cut through the safe and stole the rock. I finally hid it in a very secret and hopefully unknown safe on the moon. Then I opened a rift to a parallel universe where I hid while keeping track of the rock's location.
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| August 23, 2013, 7:49 pm
I followed some dusty footprints on the moon which led me to a safe. "Hello, Safe" I said. "Hello, mustache, Hello man behind a mustache", the safe said in a feminine voice. "What do you have?" I asked. "I don't know. Nobody tells me anything. They turn my knob, which is nice, but they don't ever interact with me otherwise. I just want to be held closely and have my dial turned nice and slow while somebody whispers a series of numbers to me." said the safe. "What are your favorites?" I asked. "55, 45, 20" said the safe. So I held the safe and turned her dial very slowly while mumbling the combo, and she opened up. Then I got the rock out, put the safe in my rocket ship and left the moon. I went to the great pyramid, where I designed a series of elaborate and highly dangerous traps, pitfalls, and bottomless pits to place the rock at the end of, but when I was done, I could not find the rock at all.
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| August 23, 2013, 8:35 pm
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The previous guy couldn't find it because I'd already taken it. I hid it in another comment in this group. Who can find it? If you can, put a link to that comment...
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| August 23, 2013, 8:54 pm
Quoting JWG 258
I followed some dusty footprints on the moon which led me to a safe. "Hello, Safe" I said. "Hello, mustache, Hello man behind a mustache", the safe said in a feminine voice. "What do you have?" I asked. "I don't know. Nobody tells me anything. They turn my knob, which is nice, but they don't ever interact with me otherwise. I just want to be held closely and have my dial turned nice and slow while somebody whispers a series of numbers to me." said the safe. "What are your favorites?" I asked. "55, 45, 20" said the safe. So I held the safe and turned her dial very slowly while mumbling the combo, and she opened up. Then I got the rock out, put the safe in my rocket ship and left the moon. I went to the great pyramid, where I designed a series of elaborate and highly dangerous traps, pitfalls, and bottomless pits to place the rock at the end of, but when I was done, I could not find the rock at all.

You guys are awesome. People rarely spend so much time on their comments (even though technically I said short, but whatever). XD

Having been secretly trained by Houdini in the art of escape, I wriggled out of the chains Sam locked me in. Unfortunately, when I came to I had already been underwater for a while, and wasn't able to hold my breath long enough to surface. Luckily, I keep my super-compact ultra-high durability all-surface bungee boots on me at all times, and used them to bounce my way out of the ocean. Suddenly I saw a rocket hurtling toward me. As I was dodging, an object flew out of the rocket and hit me on the head, and I blacked out. About an hour or so later, I woke up, and found I had been hit in the head with the safe, which had crashed in the sand not too far from me. I took my trusty multi-tool, and after several days of sawing with a crummy nail file, opened a hole in the side of the safe just large enough for me to reach my hand in and take the object inside, which was, to my surprise, my own rock.
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| August 23, 2013, 8:56 pm
Quoting Declan Muller
The previous guy couldn't find it because I'd already taken it. I hid it in another comment in this group. Who can find it? If you can, put a link to that comment...

Dang Declan, half a second before me...
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| August 23, 2013, 8:57 pm
The thing you found in the safe that dropped from my spaceship was a hard boiled egg. and it wasn't really a safe, it was a mini-fridge held shut with 2 rolls of duct tape. I keep it strapped to the bottom of the rocket for tailgate parties.
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| August 23, 2013, 9:12 pm
I have it... but cannot pick it up... Lift it up! And launch it... To the moon and hit Zedd's palace!
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| September 28, 2013, 1:48 pm
Quoting Benhamin Eukatah
I have it... but cannot pick it up... Lift it up! And launch it... To the moon and hit Zedd's palace!

Intercepted by Richard Sherman.
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| September 28, 2013, 7:47 pm
 Group admin 
I stole the rock and put it in a place no man would ever DARE to look A WOMAN'S PURSE!!! *screams of terror*
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| November 5, 2013, 7:26 am
Quoting Scott Johnson
I stole the rock and put it in a place no man would ever DARE to look A WOMAN'S PURSE!!! *screams of terror*

No ->man<- would ever dare to look. I used my ample funds to hire a female ninja to steal the purse and get the rock for me.
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| November 5, 2013, 9:10 pm
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Quoting Justin L.
No ->man<- would ever dare to look. I used my ample funds to hire a female ninja to steal the purse and get the rock for me.

I killed your female ninja, and pickpocketed the purse anyway, even though I'm a man.
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| November 5, 2013, 9:13 pm
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Quoting Scott Johnson
I stole the rock and put it in a place no man would ever DARE to look A WOMAN'S PURSE!!! *screams of terror*

Is it strange that multiple girls have instructed me to look through their purses?

Quoting A. Sargent
I killed your female ninja, and pickpocketed the purse anyway, even though I'm a man.

You're not a man, you're a child.

*psychotic laughter*

/ eats rock
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| November 5, 2013, 9:37 pm
Quoting [ Chro ]
Is it strange that multiple girls have instructed me to look through their purses?

Quoting A. Sargent
I killed your female ninja, and pickpocketed the purse anyway, even though I'm a man.

You're not a man, you're a child.


*pychotic laughter*

/ eats rock

I use my trusty claw tool to go down Chro's throat into his stomach. I take the rock, whack him over the head with a fallen tree branch. My alien friends from a secret universe, which nobody else knows about but me and the aliens, beam me up to thier UFO and take me to the universe where nobody will ever find it! MWHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *rubs hands evily



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| November 10, 2013, 11:42 am
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Quoting BrickCity101 11
You're not a man, you're a child.


*pychotic laughter*

/ eats rock

I use my trusty claw tool to go down Chro's throat into his stomach. I take the rock, whack him over the head with a fallen tree branch. My alien friends from a secret universe, which nobody else knows about but me and the aliens, beam me up to thier UFO and take me to the universe where nobody will ever find it! MWHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *rubs hands evily


ugh imnot even sure id wanna touch the rock after its been in his stomach

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| November 10, 2013, 12:58 pm
Quoting Scott Johnson
Quoting BrickCity101 11
You're not a man, you're a child.


*pychotic laughter*

/ eats rock

I use my trusty claw tool to go down Chro's throat into his stomach. I take the rock, whack him over the head with a fallen tree branch. My alien friends from a secret universe, which nobody else knows about but me and the aliens, beam me up to thier UFO and take me to the universe where nobody will ever find it! MWHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *rubs hands evily


ugh imnot even sure id wanna touch the rock after its been in his stomach

I was wearing mad scientist gloves.
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| November 10, 2013, 1:38 pm
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Ahhh i see
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| November 10, 2013, 5:39 pm
Quoting Scott Johnson
Quoting BrickCity101 11
You're not a man, you're a child.


*pychotic laughter*

/ eats rock

I use my trusty claw tool to go down Chro's throat into his stomach. I take the rock, whack him over the head with a fallen tree branch. My alien friends from a secret universe, which nobody else knows about but me and the aliens, beam me up to thier UFO and take me to the universe where nobody will ever find it! MWHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *rubs hands evily


ugh imnot even sure id wanna touch the rock after its been in his stomach


Before moving to my actual post, just a couple reminders about how this game works (PLEASE READ):

1. (PLEASE READ) Keep the "other" conversation to a minimum. If somebody does something that makes you want to post "Wow" or "ew", etc., please keep it to yourself and just post your actual method of stealing the rock.

2. (PLEASE READ) Keep in mind that this thread is for funs and lols, and excessive attempts to "keep the rock" may make it more difficult for others to have fun. (PLEASE READ) For example if one was to disintegrate the rock, the whole thread would be undermined.

(PLEASE READ) I'm not being a killjoy, but as the creator of this topic I noticed a relatively large amount of unrelated comments that made it hard to find the last comment that actually involved someone stealing the rock. (PLEASE READ) These are simply some housekeeping issues that need to be fixed.

I also am aware that I posted "(PLEASE READ)" 7 times now; the reason is that, again, these are important housekeeping things that should be observed to keep the overall flow and fun-ness of this game on track.


With that aside....
Nobody knows about the universe (yet), but people saw the aliens when they came to pick you up, and I was among those people. I fired a tracker onto the UFO, then stalked it all the way to their universe. I swiped it as it was being transferred to <insert storage device here> and flew back to Earth, where I built a house for the rock. And me.
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| November 10, 2013, 8:35 pm
Quoting Justin L.

Before moving to my actual post, just a couple reminders about how this game works (PLEASE READ):

1. (PLEASE READ) Keep the "other" conversation to a minimum. If somebody does something that makes you want to post "Wow" or "ew", etc., please keep it to yourself and just post your actual method of stealing the rock.

2. (PLEASE READ) Keep in mind that this thread is for funs and lols, and excessive attempts to "keep the rock" may make it more difficult for others to have fun. (PLEASE READ) For example if one was to disintegrate the rock, the whole thread would be undermined.

(PLEASE READ) I'm not being a killjoy, but as the creator of this topic I noticed a relatively large amount of unrelated comments that made it hard to find the last comment that actually involved someone stealing the rock. (PLEASE READ) These are simply some housekeeping issues that need to be fixed.

I also am aware that I posted "(PLEASE READ)" 7 times now; the reason is that, again, these are important housekeeping things that should be observed to keep the overall flow and fun-ness of this game on track.


With that aside....
Nobody knows about the universe (yet), but people saw the aliens when they came to pick you up, and I was among those people. I fired a tracker onto the UFO, then stalked it all the way to their universe. I swiped it as it was being transferred to <insert storage device here> and flew back to Earth, where I built a house for the rock. And me.

I blew up the house and while the smoke was clearing, ran off with the rock.
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| November 10, 2013, 9:01 pm
 Group admin 
As you were making your getaway i disguised myself as a police officer and stopped and searched you, took the rock and sprayed pepper spray in your eyes to cover my escape
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| November 10, 2013, 9:47 pm
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