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After several requests, I've decided to comply. You guys know what to do, just keep it clean and playful! Any comments sent to moderation will be deleted.

For those of you not fimiliar with the Smack Thread, the object is simply to smack each other in jest. While pointless on many levels, you'll find this trivial activity can be quite entertaining! Smack away!
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| December 12, 2012, 6:53 pm
Quoting Ian Spacek
After several requests, I've decided to comply. You guys know what to do, just keep it clean! Any comments sent to moderation will be deleted.

For those of you not fimiliar with the Smack Thread, the object is simply to smack each other in jest. While pointless on many levels, you'll find this trivial activity can be quite entertaining! Smack away!
*Stands in boxing postion*

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| December 12, 2012, 6:56 pm
Quoting David .
Quoting Ian Spacek
After several requests, I've decided to comply. You guys know what to do, just keep it clean! Any comments sent to moderation will be deleted.

For those of you not fimiliar with the Smack Thread, the object is simply to smack each other in jest. While pointless on many levels, you'll find this trivial activity can be quite entertaining! Smack away!
*Stands in boxing postion*


*takes Taekwondo stance* HO-SHI-WA-KIIII-YAA!
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| December 12, 2012, 9:10 pm
Quoting Timothy Wallace
You mean Taekwondo right?


However you spell it, just picture endless karate chops XD. Still though, I shall edit the comment.
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| December 12, 2012, 9:14 pm
Quoting Timothy Wallace
Okay but I'm going to picture a inside hammer kick.


Whatever, so be it it's painful XD.
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| December 12, 2012, 9:20 pm
Hmm.... You know what? There does not appear to be anyone here except you, and I'm not about to launch into a feeding frenzy on a faithful commenter on my stuff/friend, so why don't we continue this convo. here? http://www.mocpages.com/group.php/21949
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| December 12, 2012, 9:25 pm
Quoting Garrett A.
Hmm.... You know what? There does not appear to be anyone here except you, and I'm not about to launch into a feeding frenzy on a faithful commenter on my stuff/friend, so why don't we continue this convo. here? http://www.mocpages.com/group.php/21949

I'll meet you there.
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| December 12, 2012, 9:28 pm
Quoting Garrett A.

*takes Taekwondo stance* HO-SHI-WA-KIIII-YAA!
*Looks on while you are kicking about like a dunce*

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| December 12, 2012, 9:52 pm
Quoting David .
Quoting Garrett A.

*takes Taekwondo stance* HO-SHI-WA-KIIII-YAA!
*Looks on while you are kicking about like a dunce*


-hits a pressure point with karate chop- -draws katana sword-
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| December 12, 2012, 9:55 pm
Ahem.. It appears David has played along and gone unconscious, which means there is only one more thing to do.... WHO ELSE WANTS A PIECE OF ME?!
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| December 12, 2012, 10:01 pm
Quoting Boarder Ryan
I DO! *steps out camouflaged to look like the mountain side*
BONK! *hits you in the back of the head with the butt of my axe raising quite a lump*
Heheh. Gotcha.
*looks up* 0.o *Lays back down*

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| December 13, 2012, 12:12 am
You guys call that "Smack"?

If your building skills are anything like your smack skills, then I have this in the bag.



:P
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| December 13, 2012, 12:37 am
Quoting John Daniels
You guys call that "Smack"?

If your building skills are anything like your smack skills, then I have this in the bag.



:P



Easy, Leonidas, I'm just warming up here.... You don't want to be here once the old engines running!
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| December 13, 2012, 7:42 am
Quoting Garrett A.


Easy, Leonidas, I'm just warming up here.... You don't want to be here once the old engines running!


Awww, are your engines old? I pity you, and will be watching on with my brand new, tried and true engines. It will be gorily lovely.

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| December 13, 2012, 8:10 am
Quoting John Daniels
You guys call that "Smack"?

If your building skills are anything like your smack skills, then I have this in the bag.

:P

At last, someone who realizes that onomatopoeia is not smack. That said, using cliche phrases that every single person uses in every single smack thread is a tad disappointing. I suppose you're just foreshadowing the emotion that your entry will evoke.
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| December 13, 2012, 11:01 am
Quoting Garrett A.


Easy, Leonidas, I'm just warming up here.... You don't want to be here once the old engines running!

Hmm... Lacklustre at best. Now, if that had've been in response to Athanasios Lazarou, then it would have been brilliant. Unfortunately, by calling a non-Greek "Leonidas" you've merely stated that you like Sparta, rather than having sent a scalding cultural smack.
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| December 13, 2012, 11:22 am
Wow your smack is as wooden as the arrows in Boromir.
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| December 13, 2012, 11:31 am
Quoting Timothy Wallace
Wow your smack is as wooden as the arrows in Boromir.

yeah, but he's dead
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| December 13, 2012, 12:23 pm
do any of you slackers even have an entry yet?
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| December 13, 2012, 12:29 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Hmm... Lacklustre at best. Now, if that had've been in response to Athanasios Lazarou, then it would have been brilliant. Unfortunately, by calling a non-Greek "Leonidas" you've merely stated that you like Sparta, rather than having sent a scalding cultural smack.


Ok, you leave me no choice... *dumps water over LCV* Let's see how the circuits and wires like that!
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| December 13, 2012, 12:31 pm
Quoting Athanasios Lazarou

Awww, are your engines old? I pity you, and will be watching on with my brand new, tried and true engines. It will be gorily lovely.


It appears you have only smacked yourself with the fact that that was a expression. Did I mention I got a transformation ray gun today? Let's see how you like being a gagged garter snake... -ZTZZZTZTZZZ- Nope, can't tell the difference, you were already harmless. -ZTZZZTZZZZT- there we go, back to a human. I'll have to come up with something else. Have fun cooking chicken in Greece!
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| December 13, 2012, 12:36 pm
Quoting Nathan Hargan
do any of you slackers even have an entry yet?


I, for one, am waiting on a PAB order to finish mine... my Balrog will slaughter everything sooner or later, but I'll leave LCV to give this his "pitiful smack" treatment.
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| December 13, 2012, 12:38 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist


I have seriously just been waiting for you to pop in and show these amateurs how it's done.
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| December 13, 2012, 12:48 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
At last, someone who realizes that onomatopoeia is not smack. That said, using cliche phrases that every single person uses in every single smack thread is a tad disappointing. I suppose you're just foreshadowing the emotion that your entry will evoke.

Sorry to disappoint a master of smack...

I'm sorry but I don't see what you mean by that last sentence. Could you explain?
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| December 13, 2012, 2:27 pm
Quoting Garrett A.

I, for one, am waiting on a PAB order to finish mine... my Balrog will slaughter everything sooner or later, but I'll leave LCV to give this his "pitiful smack" treatment.

A smile slowly spread upon my face as I read this. PAB, eh? Well, I guess if you like spending insane amounts of money for very few pieces then that's a good option. Personally, I prefer Bricklink. In fact, I just ordered over 1000 pieces today. Not for this contest, mind you; just for fun. I have no need of more pieces to win this contest, nor do I need any Balrogs to hinder the competition.
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| December 13, 2012, 2:34 pm
Quoting Justin M

I have seriously just been waiting for you to pop in and show these amateurs how it's done.

Cheers, glad to be of service. Can't say I'll respond to all the ill-thought-out "smacks," but I'll see what I can do. ;)
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| December 13, 2012, 2:36 pm
Quoting John Daniels
Sorry to disappoint a master of smack...

I'm sorry but I don't see what you mean by that last sentence. Could you explain?

Hmm... Your powers of inference disappoint as well. By the last sentence, I implied that the disappointment in your smacking abilities is an emotional precursor to the disappointment that your entry will evoke. That said, I'm really not expecting much from you anymore, and it will be difficult for you to create something worse than I anticipate. ;)
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| December 13, 2012, 2:39 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Hmm... Your powers of inference disappoint as well. By the last sentence, I implied that the disappointment in your smacking abilities is an emotional precursor to the disappointment that your entry will evoke. That said, I'm really not expecting much from you anymore, and it will be difficult for you to create something worse than I anticipate. ;)

Too bad.
Really, I'll show you a bad entry. I'll be back in a second.

Edit: Okay here's the link, www.flickr.com/photos/90079572@N03/8270790804/in/photostream
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| December 13, 2012, 2:51 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
A smile slowly spread upon my face as I read this. PAB, eh? Well, I guess if you like spending insane amounts of money for very few pieces then that's a good option. Personally, I prefer Bricklink. In fact, I just ordered over 1000 pieces today. Not for this contest, mind you; just for fun. I have no need of more pieces to win this contest, nor do I need any Balrogs to hinder the competition.


Ah, Bricklink. No account for me, PAB is better any day, and those 500 rockwork parts will do nicely. And a smile came across MY face when I completed my head design, so, be very, very, afraid, Mr. SW tin-can buddy icon.
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| December 13, 2012, 3:20 pm
Quoting Nathan Hargan
do any of you slackers even have an entry yet?

Maybe who's asking?
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| December 13, 2012, 5:33 pm
Quoting Monsterlego ,
yeah, but he's dead

Okay I stand corrected.
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| December 13, 2012, 5:34 pm
Quoting Garrett A.

It appears you have only smacked yourself with the fact that that was a expression. Did I mention I got a transformation ray gun today? Let's see how you like being a gagged garter snake... -ZTZZZTZTZZZ- Nope, can't tell the difference, you were already harmless. -ZTZZZTZZZZT- there we go, back to a human. I'll have to come up with something else. Have fun cooking chicken in Greece!


Your smacking skills would appear to be as well developed as your grammar skills; mediocre at best. Next time I use 'a expression' I'll be sure to add an 'a'. I am also sorry you fell asleep while attempting to smack me back, as I don't seem to be able to make sense of your comment.

Thirdly, I see absolutely no connection to chicken and Greece; if your miserable attempt at a smack-worthy comment had been any better thought out, you may have wanted to replace chicken with lamb. Perhaps a play on 'lamb on a spit' by saying, for example, 'have fun spitting on your lamb,' which would have made more sense to a Greek.

Please try to think through your smacks before you post them, as you will clearly only end up smacking yourself.
...
There, guys. I believe that that was better than my own ill-thought out smack that led to this comment in the first place. :D


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| December 13, 2012, 5:41 pm
Quoting Garrett A.

Ah, Bricklink. No account for me, PAB is better any day, and those 500 rockwork parts will do nicely. And a smile came across MY face when I completed my head design, so, be very, very, afraid, Mr. SW tin-can buddy icon.

If you say so. Seems that your motto is quantity over quality, in both cost and MOCing. I'm very much tempted to build Khazad-Dum and the Balrog myself, just for the sake of indisputable victory. As for my buddy icon, at least you can tell what it is without squinting at the screen for eight minutes.
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| December 13, 2012, 6:21 pm
Quoting Athanasios Lazarou

Your smacking skills would appear to be as well developed as your grammar skills; mediocre at best. Next time I use 'a expression' I'll be sure to add an 'a'. I am also sorry you fell asleep while attempting to smack me back, as I don't seem to be able to make sense of your comment.

Thirdly, I see absolutely no connection to chicken and Greece; if your miserable attempt at a smack-worthy comment had been any better thought out, you may have wanted to replace chicken with lamb. Perhaps a play on 'lamb on a spit' by saying, for example, 'have fun spitting on your lamb,' which would have made more sense to a Greek.

Please try to think through your smacks before you post them, as you will clearly only end up smacking yourself.
...
There, guys. I believe that that was better than my own ill-thought out smack that led to this comment in the first place. :D



Firstly, that was a typo, not a grammatical error. My mom was an English teacher in college, she would KILL me if I made that that bad a lulu. Secondly, that was the best thing I could think of for a laser. Thirdly, Greece and grease. Homonyms -.-
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| December 13, 2012, 6:41 pm
Quoting Athanasios Lazarou

Your smacking skills would appear to be as well developed as your grammar skills; mediocre at best. Next time I use 'a expression' I'll be sure to add an 'a'. I am also sorry you fell asleep while attempting to smack me back, as I don't seem to be able to make sense of your comment.

Thirdly, I see absolutely no connection to chicken and Greece; if your miserable attempt at a smack-worthy comment had been any better thought out, you may have wanted to replace chicken with lamb. Perhaps a play on 'lamb on a spit' by saying, for example, 'have fun spitting on your lamb,' which would have made more sense to a Greek.

Please try to think through your smacks before you post them, as you will clearly only end up smacking yourself.
...
There, guys. I believe that that was better than my own ill-thought out smack that led to this comment in the first place. :D


While his smacking skills are as well developed as his grammar, your smack is as well developed as your country's economy. As for his fatigue, it was likely in anticipation of your lengthy and arbitrary comment.
To tell the truth, your latest smack is as ill-thought out as Athens' attack against Corinth in the Peloponnesian war. (Sorry, it's just too easy to smack Greeks. You should totally check out ABS Forever's new contest as well.)
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| December 13, 2012, 6:47 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
If you say so. Seems that your motto is quantity over quality, in both cost and MOCing. I'm very much tempted to build Khazad-Dum and the Balrog myself, just for the sake of indisputable victory. As for my buddy icon, at least you can tell what it is without squinting at the screen for eight minutes.


Yes it is, as far as GOOD MOCs go. Not prices though, but I think a few bucks for tons of cheese slopes is a decent deal. I'm not doing Khazad-dum, but it is from LOTR. Confused now? Yep, I figured that proccesing system would have problems. But hold on, this is the smack thread, back to feeding frenzy time!
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| December 13, 2012, 6:47 pm
Quoting Justin M

I have seriously just been waiting for you to pop in and show these amateurs how it's done.

I second this.
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| December 13, 2012, 7:50 pm
Quoting Garrett A.

I, for one, am waiting on a PAB order to finish mine... my Balrog will slaughter everything sooner or later, but I'll leave LCV to give this his "pitiful smack" treatment.


It won't do anything as long as there's an old man with a stick around. It's kind of a lame monster if grandpa can take it out.
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| December 13, 2012, 11:07 pm
Quoting Chris Stone
I second this.

You sir, have done correctly.
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| December 14, 2012, 10:36 am
Quoting Nathan Hargan

It won't do anything as long as there's an old man with a stick around. It's kind of a lame monster if grandpa can take it out.

That was one Balrog, ancient and worn down. Against the full might of Morgoth, Gandalf would be as nothing.
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| December 14, 2012, 11:20 am
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
While his smacking skills are as well developed as his grammar, your smack is as well developed as your country's economy. As for his fatigue, it was likely in anticipation of your lengthy and arbitrary comment.
To tell the truth, your latest smack is as ill-thought out as Athens' attack against Corinth in the Peloponnesian war. (Sorry, it's just too easy to smack Greeks. You should totally check out ABS Forever's new contest as well.)


Έλεος, ρε παιδί μου, τι μου λες, τώρα; Είσαι με τα καλά σου; Αυτά που καναμε στην πελοπόνησσο ήταν πρήν από ποσά εκατοντάδες χρόνια; Αμάν, ρε φίλε!

Τώρα που μιλάω στα Ελληνικά, όμως, δεν καταλαβένεις αυτά που λέω. Και θα μπορούσες, άμα ήθελες, να χρησιμοποιήσεις το Google Translate, αλλά δεν θα έβγαζες νόημα.

Κρίμα. Τα "σμακ σκιλς" μου είναι απίστευτα καλήτερα από τα δικά σου, βασικά επειδή μπορώ να τα γράψω σε άλλη γλώσσα!


There. Smacked right in the face. =D
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| December 14, 2012, 1:18 pm
Aw, do you guys only see numbers and random symbols?

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| December 14, 2012, 1:19 pm
Quoting Athanasios Lazarou
Aw, do you guys only see numbers and random symbols?

Yep, sure do.
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| December 14, 2012, 1:36 pm
Quoting John Daniels
Yep, sure do.


Try quoting it and see if it shows up when you answer it.

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| December 14, 2012, 1:37 pm
Quoting However you spell your name
Έλεος, ρε παιδί μου, τι μου λες, τώρα; Είσαι με τα καλά σου; Αυτά που καναμε στην πελοπόνησσο ήταν πρήν από ποσά εκατοντάδες χρόνια; Αμάν, ρε φίλε!

Τώρα που μιλάω στα Ελληνικά, όμως, δεν καταλαβένεις αυτά που λέω. Και θα μπορούσες, άμα ήθελες, να χρησιμοποιήσεις το Google Translate, αλλά δεν θα έβγαζες νόημα.

Κρίμα. Τα "σμακ σκιλς" μου είναι απίστευτα καλήτερα από τα δικά σου, βασικά επειδή μπορώ να τα γράψω σε άλλη γλώσσα!


There. Smacked right in the face. =D


Okay, here it goes.
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| December 14, 2012, 1:42 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
While his smacking skills are as well developed as his grammar, your smack is as well developed as your country's economy. As for his fatigue, it was likely in anticipation of your lengthy and arbitrary comment.
To tell the truth, your latest smack is as ill-thought out as Athens' attack against Corinth in the Peloponnesian war. (Sorry, it's just too easy to smack Greeks. You should totally check out ABS Forever's new contest as well.)


Eleos, re paidi mou, ti mou les twra? Eisai me ta kala sou? Afta pou kaname stin peloponisso itan prin apo posa ekatontades xronia! Aman, re file!

Twra, loipon, pou milaw sta Ellinika, omws, den katalabeneis afta pou sou lew. Kai tha mporouses, ama itheles, na xrisimopoiises to Google Translate, alla ta gramata mou den einai gramena sta Ellinika, kai gia afto to logo den tha ebgazes noima.

Krima. To 'smack talk' mou einai apistefta kalhtera apo ta dika sou epeidi boro na ta grapso se alli glossa!

Understand THAT, if you can! You may have to speak Greek, though, as i have written Greek words using Latin characters.



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| December 14, 2012, 1:45 pm
Quoting Jack Daniels or something

Okay, here it goes.


Nah, it didn't work. I re-typed it using latin characters, though.

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| December 14, 2012, 1:46 pm
Here it is:

Mercy, my son, what are you talking about now? Are you okay with you? What we did in the Peloponnese was prone amounts of hundreds! As years? Amman, dude! I speak Greek, but not UNDERSTAND what I say. And I could, if I wanted to use the Google Translate,! 45? Others will not make sense. Pity. The "smak Scilly" I am incredibly kalitera from yours, basically because I can write in another language!
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| December 14, 2012, 1:47 pm
Quoting John Daniels
Here it is:

Mercy, my son, what are you talking about now? Are you okay with you? What we did in the Peloponnese was prone amounts of hundreds! As years? Amman, dude! I speak Greek, but not UNDERSTAND what I say. And I could, if I wanted to use the Google Translate,! 45? Others will not make sense. Pity. The "smak Scilly" I am incredibly kalitera from yours, basically because I can write in another language!


Hahaha! Does it make any sense to you? It may not, as I mentioned in that text that using Google Translate would not work.
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| December 14, 2012, 1:49 pm
Quoting Garrett A.

Firstly, that was a typo, not a grammatical error. My mom was an English teacher in college, she would KILL me if I made that that bad a lulu. Secondly, that was the best thing I could think of for a laser. Thirdly, Greece and grease. Homonyms -.-


Kala! Afto mono dixnei oti den to skaftikes kalitera, epeidi sigoura tha mprouses na grapseis kati kalitero.
Apo tin allh plevra, to katsiki sthn soubla einai kati pou tha ixeres ama ekanes kana 'research;' afto me ta omwnhma omos einai apla, opos lete eseis, 'cop-out'. fenete oti barethikes sti mesu. Eh. allh fora tha ta pas kalitera.

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| December 14, 2012, 1:54 pm
Quoting Athanasios Lazarou

Kala! Afto mono dixnei oti den to skaftikes kalitera, epeidi sigoura tha mprouses na grapseis kati kalitero.
Apo tin allh plevra, to katsiki sthn soubla einai kati pou tha ixeres ama ekanes kana 'research;' afto me ta omwnhma omos einai apla, opos lete eseis, 'cop-out'. fenete oti barethikes sti mesu. Eh. allh fora tha ta pas kalitera.


El TFOL es muy duelo en la cabesa. (no, I don't know what that means, I don't have any translating apps)
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| December 14, 2012, 4:04 pm
Quoting Garrett A.

El TFOL es muy duelo en la cabesa. (no, I don't know what that means, I don't have any translating apps)


Katalaba re file. Opote esu tha milas sta Espanika kai ego sta Ellinika? Bring it on!
(I understand, my friend. So you will be speaking in Spanish, and I in English? Bring it on!)

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| December 14, 2012, 4:08 pm
Quoting Garrett A.


I guess I'll have to translate myself, then...

I basically said that: "Ha. That only shows that you didn't think about [your comment] better because if you had you would have certainly found something better [to say].
On the other hand, the lamb on a spit would have been something you would have known about had you bothered doing some research. The whole 'homonym' thing is simply, as you say, a 'cop-out.' It seems you got bored half way through [writing your comment]. Eh. Next time you will do better."

A rough-ish translation. And I didn't use a translating app, (because try it), it won't make any sense.

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| December 14, 2012, 4:13 pm
Quoting Athanasios Lazarou

Katalaba re file. Opote esu tha milas sta Espanika kai ego sta Ellinika? Bring it on!
(I understand, my friend. So you will be speaking in Spanish, and I in English? Bring it on!)


Nope, English on English. That makes it easier on everybody. Besides, I just take Roseta Stone, which doesn't really teach grammar.
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| December 14, 2012, 4:14 pm
Quoting Garrett A.

Nope, English on English. That makes it easier on everybody. Besides, I just take Roseta Stone, which doesn't really teach grammar.


Oops. I said english when I meant Greek. "Ellinika" is "Greek"; "Anglika" is English.

But okay.

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| December 14, 2012, 4:17 pm
Quoting Athanasios Lazarou

Oops. I said english when I meant Greek. "Ellinika" is "Greek"; "Anglika" is English.

But okay.


OK then, Pericles.
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| December 14, 2012, 4:23 pm
Quoting Garrett A.

OK then, Pericles.


Pericles? Jeez, Barrett, hold your fire!

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| December 14, 2012, 4:26 pm
So what do you boys know about building Lego's
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| December 14, 2012, 4:26 pm
Quoting the Legionnaire
So what you boy know bout building Lego's


Wow. I read your comment and my hope for the human race and the English language died. I hope your building skills are better than your grammatical skills, because if they are... we have ourselves a free spot, boys!

(I feel kind of mean now... :P)


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| December 14, 2012, 4:28 pm
Quoting Athanasios Lazarou

Eleos, re paidi mou, ti mou les twra? Eisai me ta kala sou? Afta pou kaname stin peloponisso itan prin apo posa ekatontades xronia! Aman, re file!

Twra, loipon, pou milaw sta Ellinika, omws, den katalabeneis afta pou sou lew. Kai tha mporouses, ama itheles, na xrisimopoiises to Google Translate, alla ta gramata mou den einai gramena sta Ellinika, kai gia afto to logo den tha ebgazes noima.

Krima. To 'smack talk' mou einai apistefta kalhtera apo ta dika sou epeidi boro na ta grapso se alli glossa!

Understand THAT, if you can! You may have to speak Greek, though, as i have written Greek words using Latin characters.



I put your other comment (with the numerical codes) into Google Translate, and since it makes very little sense I can tell that it was translated correctly. As for this comment, it's all Greek to me. Now for a bit of language mixing of my own: Tu are un clochard sans shelter qui must ameliorer ses habitudes of smack afin to vaincre a master de la genre like me. Usted być sciocco tulala upang brwydro yn erbyn mig. Hopefully this vanquishes the translator as much as my smack vanquishes yourself.

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| December 14, 2012, 4:31 pm
Quoting Athanasios Lazarou

Wow. I read your comment and my hope for the human race and the English language died. I hope your building skills are better than your grammatical skills, because if they are... we have ourselves a free spot, boys!

(I feel kind of mean now... :P)


Dan't yu yus yer fanshy tawlk wish mu :P
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| December 14, 2012, 4:32 pm
Quoting Athanasios Lazarou

Pericles? Jeez, Barrett, hold your fire!


XD, that's actually a triple smack: A. It's a Greek name. B. http://scoobydoo.wikia.com/wiki/Professor_Pericles look here. C. The Greek ruler Pericles had a way with words, (if my history textbook is accurate) and you, apparently, have a way with smack.
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| December 14, 2012, 4:32 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
I put your other comment (with the numerical codes) into Google Translate, and since it makes very little sense I can tell that it was translated correctly. As for this comment, it's all Greek to me. Now for a bit of language mixing of my own: Tu are un clochard sans shelter qui must ameliorer ses habitudes of smack afin to vaincre a master de la genre like me. Usted być sciocco tulala upang brwydro yn erbyn mig. Hopefully this vanquishes the translator as much as my smack vanquishes yourself.


I understood the Frencglish part; the rest was utterly lost on me. Den drepese, under-handedly commenting etsi, re paidi mou?
If I had a raven gia kathe fora pou o Luke got his heri cut off, the eimouna very plousios.

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| December 14, 2012, 4:35 pm
Quoting Athanasios Lazarou

Wow. I read your comment and my hope for the human race and the English language died. I hope your building skills are better than your grammatical skills, because if they are... we have ourselves a free spot, boys!

(I feel kind of mean now... :P)



XD, go and see whether they are on par or not, his build is posted, I've already commented.

EDIT: that was not a typo, that was me accidentally hitting the post button.
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| December 14, 2012, 4:37 pm
Quoting Athanasios Lazarou

(I feel kind of mean now... :P)



I'm off to tell Flare to ban you from the TFOLPC. I hope you feel the wrath of the BanHammer, for such an AFOLish comment!
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| December 14, 2012, 4:38 pm
Quoting John Daniels

I'm off to tell Flare to ban you from the TFOLPC. I hope you feel the wrath of the BanHammer, for such an AFOLish comment!


Hey, Jack! Be quiet and drink your whiskey. Leave the smacking to the sober people.
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| December 14, 2012, 4:40 pm
Quoting Athanasios Lazarou

Wow. I read your comment and my hope for the human race and the English language died. I hope your building skills are better than your grammatical skills, because if they are... we have ourselves a free spot, boys!

(I feel kind of mean now... :P)


Wow man your comment just makes me laugh you start out well but then your ending is somewhat abrupt.And you saying that you have a free spot after you say that my building skills are better than my grammatical is also nonsensical :P
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| December 14, 2012, 4:41 pm
Quoting Garrett A.

XD, go and see whether they are on par or not, his build is posted, I've already commented.

EDIT: that was not a typo, that was me accidentally hitting the post button.


I will remain decidedly neutral and refrain some such a thing.

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| December 14, 2012, 4:42 pm
Quoting the Legionnaire
Wow man your comment just makes me laugh you start out well but then your ending is somewhat abrupt.And you saying that you have a free spot after you say that my building skills are better than my grammatical is also nonsensical :P


The abruptness of my comment clearly threw you off balance, as your were forced to create this comment which clearly jumps to hasty conclusions without any reasonable justification, firmly cementing yourself where one such as yourself clearly belongs; clearly at the bottom of the smack chain.

My heart bleeds for the legions who died in your attempt to write such a ridiculous comment.

*EDIT: I feel forced to say that as my mother entered at that moment, I thought like a woman: I said 'are' implying 'are not.' I assure you all, it will not happen again.
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| December 14, 2012, 4:45 pm
Quoting Athanasios Lazarou

I like Turtles!!!!!


What the Heck



[JKJK]
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| December 14, 2012, 4:45 pm
Quoting Athanasios Lazarou

Hey, Jack! Be quiet and drink your whiskey. Leave the smacking to the sober people.

*Throws up all over you* I'm sorry, what where you saying? Oh, can you pass me that bottle of 'whiskers'?
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| December 14, 2012, 4:46 pm
Quoting Athanasios Lazarou

I understood the Frencglish part; the rest was utterly lost on me. Den drepese, under-handedly commenting etsi, re paidi mou?
If I had a raven gia kathe fora pou o Luke got his heri cut off, the eimouna very plousios.

Franglais man, not Frencglish! And come on Cleopatra, do you really need to chuck more phonetic Greek into this? Using my brilliant skills of deduction, I see that you've said something about my under-handed comments, and that if you had a raven for every time Luke's hand got cut off you'd be rich. Which is interesting, because as far as I know, Luke only lost his hand once. (Not counting times that his artificial hand was cut off.) Has the situation in Greece really degraded so much that a raven makes you rich? Huh.
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| December 14, 2012, 4:48 pm
Quoting the Legionnaire
I put words in the creepy parrot's mouth!


O.O this is a knock-down-smack-'em-out if I've ever seen one.
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| December 14, 2012, 4:49 pm
Quoting Athanasios Lazarou

The abruptness of my comment clearly threw you off balance, as your were forced to create this comment which clearly jumps to hasty conclusions without any reasonable justification, firmly cementing yourself where one such as yourself clearly belongs; clearly at the bottom of the smack chain.

My heart bleeds for the legions who died in your attempt to write such a ridiculous comment.

The ridiculousness of my comment is obviously the point, but if you are confused I understand, because the point of smacking is to be ridiculous and if you fire back with such a sober comeback comment in a smack thread you have clearly lost sight of the goal my friend
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| December 14, 2012, 4:49 pm
Quoting the Legionnaire
I'm sorry, guys, but I have to tell you this:

I will now forfeit my spot in the competition; my building and smack skills just weren't adequate enough. Please excuse me.


Aw, that really is too bad. I wish you the best of luck out there, alone and without us to support you and teach you the skills necessary to remain in the competition.
But, I guess that's life.

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| December 14, 2012, 4:50 pm
Quoting Garrett A.

Hello

Ya its fun do that little trick =)
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| December 14, 2012, 4:50 pm
Quoting the Legionnaire
Ya its fun do that little trick =)


Yeah...
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| December 14, 2012, 4:52 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Franglais man, not Frencglish! And come on Cleopatra, do you really need to chuck more phonetic Greek into this? Using my brilliant skills of deduction, I see that you've said something about my under-handed comments, and that if you had a raven for every time Luke's hand got cut off you'd be rich. Which is interesting, because as far as I know, Luke only lost his hand once. (Not counting times that his artificial hand was cut off.) Has the situation in Greece really degraded so much that a raven makes you rich? Huh.


Yes, it has. But ravens are known for collecting shiny things, and I believe that my flock has found a fantastic cache of riches.
Il est tres bon, bien sure!

If... you know, I really don't even know what nationality you are... Hmm. I guess I could just group you in with the Americans and barbarians, because as everyone knows, there are Greeks, and there are barbarians. Kai esu, mon amis, den eisai Ellinas. Which can only mean...

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| December 14, 2012, 4:55 pm
Quoting Garrett A.
Quoting the Legionnaire
Ya its fun do that little trick =)


Yeah... MOCpages s#cks. I wish I had never joined.


Aw, you don't really mean that, right?

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| December 14, 2012, 4:59 pm
Quoting Athanasios Lazarou
Quoting Garrett A.
Quoting the Legionnaire
Ya its fun do that little trick =)


Yeah...


I agree. Did I mention I hate MOCpages


WHAT?!?!!?
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| December 14, 2012, 5:02 pm
Quoting Garrett A.

WHAT?!?!!?


OMG, MY ACCOUNT'S BEEN HACKED!!

AAHAHAHA HALP !@!11!11111!!!

SEan! someone! hlep me!


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| December 14, 2012, 5:04 pm
Quoting Athanasios Lazarou

OMG, MY ACCOUNT'S BEEN HACKED!!

AAHAHAHA HALP !@!11!11111!!!

SEan! someone! hlep me!


I have informed Sean that your account has been hacked, he told me to tell you that he will try to resolve the problem ASAP. He also reminds you to
Stay Calm.
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| December 14, 2012, 5:42 pm
Quoting John Daniels
I have informed Sean that your account has been hacked, he told me to tell you that he will try to resolve the problem ASAP. He also reminds you to Stay Calm.


Thank god for the drunken man, right! Wow, if you hadn't showed up, I don't know what I'd do. I promise I'll try to
STAY CALM, but I don't know if I can!
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| December 14, 2012, 5:45 pm
Quoting Athanasios Lazarou

Aw, that really is too bad. I wish you the best of luck out there, alone and without us to support you and teach you the skills necessary to remain in the competition.
But, I guess that's life.

Wow that's kinda taking it to far dude.
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| December 14, 2012, 6:04 pm
Quoting Athanasios Lazarou

Thank god for the drunken man, right! Wow, if you hadn't showed up, I don't know what I'd do. I promise I'll try to STAY CALM, but I don't know if I can!

Drop out of the competition, run around in circles screaming your head off, I think that should help. Just do your best, okay? On second thought would you like me to call an ambulance?
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| December 14, 2012, 6:34 pm
Quoting the Legionnaire
Wow that's kinda taking it to far dude.


Ok, man. Sorry. I didn't mean to offend you.

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| December 15, 2012, 3:13 am
Quoting John Daniels
Drop out of the competition, run around in circles screaming your head off, I think that should help. Just do your best, okay? On second thought would you like me to call an ambulance?


Nah, you'll probably give him wrong directions. He'll end up at some pub somewhere.

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| December 15, 2012, 4:32 am
Quoting Athanasios Lazarou

Ok, man. Sorry. I didn't mean to offend you.

Nah its okay I was just worried it might confuse the judges =)
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| December 15, 2012, 10:57 am
Quoting Athanasios Lazarou

Nah, you'll probably give him wrong directions. He'll end up at some pub somewhere.

I never said the ambulance was for you...

(Just out of curiosity, what made you start calling me the drunken man?) (It's rather fun and I think I'll keep the title.)
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| December 15, 2012, 12:32 pm
Quoting John Daniels
I never said the ambulance was for you...

(Just out of curiosity, what made you start calling me the drunken man?) (It's rather fun and I think I'll keep the title.)

So you need an ambulance to keep yourself drunk?
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| December 15, 2012, 1:17 pm
Quoting John Daniels
I never said the ambulance was for you...

(Just out of curiosity, what made you start calling me the drunken man?) (It's rather fun and I think I'll keep the title.)

I believe he was referring to your sloppy builds and commentaries
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| December 15, 2012, 1:21 pm
Quoting David .
So you need an ambulance to keep yourself drunk?

Yes, yes I do. Where is that ambulance anyway?
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| December 15, 2012, 1:40 pm
Quoting Noah .
I believe he was referring to your sloppy builds and commentaries

Was I asking you!? Stay out of this!

Oh, on your way out could you throw me that bottle of whiskey?
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| December 15, 2012, 1:43 pm
Quoting John Daniels
Was I asking you!? Stay out of this!

Oh, on your way out could you throw me that bottle of whiskey?

*Tosses bottle*
Later guys!
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| December 15, 2012, 1:45 pm
Quoting Noah .
*Tosses bottle*
Later guys!

*Ker-thunk* Okay, maybe not the best idea. *Rubs rapidly growing lump on head*
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| December 15, 2012, 1:48 pm
Quoting John Daniels
*Ker-thunk* Okay, maybe not the best idea. *Rubs rapidly growing lump on head*

You may as well just go lay down till this is over if your building skills are anywhere near your catching skills...
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| December 15, 2012, 1:58 pm
Quoting David .
You may as well just go lay down till this is over if your building skills are anywhere near your catching skills...

If only whiskey improved my catching skills like it improves my building skills.

Beer improves my catching skills. Now where did I put my ice chest?
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| December 15, 2012, 2:07 pm
Quoting John Daniels
I never said the ambulance was for you...

(Just out of curiosity, what made you start calling me the drunken man?) (It's rather fun and I think I'll keep the title.)


John Daniels -> Jack Daniels -> Whiskey -> Drunk

And there you have it.

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| December 15, 2012, 4:14 pm
Quoting John Daniels
If only whiskey improved my catching skills like it improves my building skills.

Beer improves my catching skills. Now where did I put my ice chest?


Oh, you mean the one I used to model my new 'chest inside a chest' creation? I don't know if it'll be of any use to you now, though, I drank all the beer inside.

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| December 15, 2012, 4:15 pm
Quoting Athanasios Lazarou

John Daniels -> Jack Daniels -> Whiskey -> Drunk

And there you have it.

Oh! I see, thanks for clarifying!
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| December 15, 2012, 4:18 pm
Quoting John Daniels
Oh! I see, thanks for clarifying!


My god, man, put down the bottle long enough to think, why don't you? Maybe then you'll even be able to build something that isn't so shakily put together it falls down before the wind even blows.
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| December 15, 2012, 4:20 pm
Quoting Athanasios Lazarou

Oh, you mean the one I used to model my new 'chest inside a chest' creation? I don't know if it'll be of any use to you now, though, I drank all the beer inside.

No, sorry.

NOOOO! My precious beer!
What will I do now?
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| December 15, 2012, 4:23 pm
Quoting John Daniels
No, sorry.

NOOOO! My precious beer! What will I do now?


I don't know...
CALL AN AMBULANCE, MAYBE!

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| December 15, 2012, 4:25 pm
Quoting Athanasios Lazarou

My god, man, put down the bottle long enough to think, why don't you? Maybe then you'll even be able to build something that isn't so shakily put together it falls down before the wind even blows.

I... I... DD... Don... TTT... Know if I C... C... Can *Passes out*
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| December 15, 2012, 4:25 pm
Quoting John Daniels
I... I... DD... Don... TTT... Know if I C... C... Can *Passes out*


Oh, jeez. Not again...
MOM, HE'S SLEEPING ON HIS LEGOS AGAIN!

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| December 15, 2012, 4:26 pm
Quoting Athanasios Lazarou

I don't know... CALL AN AMBULANCE, MAYBE!

That's a good idea. *Calls whiskey truck disguised as a Ambulance*
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| December 15, 2012, 4:30 pm
Quoting Athanasios Lazarou

Oh, jeez. Not again... MOM, HE'S SLEEPING ON HIS LEGOS AGAIN!

*Rubs marks on face* What happened? Did I pass out?
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| December 15, 2012, 4:30 pm
Quoting John Daniels
*Rubs marks on face* What happened? Did I pass out?

That's a good idea. *Calls whiskey truck disguised as a Ambulance*


Yes, you passed out, and your little truck of expired whiskey is on its way to run over you. I'm not going to even mention 'a ambulance'. I feel embarrassed.

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| December 15, 2012, 4:32 pm
Quoting Athanasios Lazarou
*SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK*


NO!! Pericles has used inferior quality smack!
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| December 15, 2012, 4:42 pm
Quoting John Daniels
I... I... DD... Don... TTT... Know if I C... C... Can *Passes out*


Aw, have you fainted due to lack of intoxication, Splitface? I suppose I will have to mail you to AA, and see what happens. It will be horrifically beautiful. edit: how's that for coming in swinging XD
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| December 15, 2012, 4:45 pm
Quoting Athanasios Lazarou

Yes, you passed out, and your little truck of expired whiskey is on its way to run over you. I'm not going to even mention 'a ambulance'. I feel embarrassed.

Expired? It's still in the barrels, it can only get better.

Oops, sorry about that.
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| December 15, 2012, 4:48 pm
Quoting Garrett A.

YES!! The Immortal One has used superior quality smack!


Aw, that's very kind. But this is a smack thread, not a complement thread. I think you are lost; you should go to sleep and maybe you will feel better in the morning.

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| December 15, 2012, 4:57 pm
Quoting John Daniels
Expired? It's still in the barrels, it can only get better.

Oops, sorry about that.


Oh, did I forget to mention that I punched holes in the barrels before putting them in the truckbulance?

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| December 15, 2012, 4:57 pm
Quoting Athanasios Lazarou



No complement there.
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| December 15, 2012, 4:59 pm
Quoting Athanasios Lazarou

Oh, did I forget to mention that I punched holes in the barrels before putting them in the truckbulance?

*Calls truck driver* He says that you only punched holes in the decoy barrels.
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| December 15, 2012, 5:01 pm
Quoting Athanasios Lazarou

Yes, it has. But ravens are known for collecting shiny things, and I believe that my flock has found a fantastic cache of riches.
Il est tres bon, bien sure!

If... you know, I really don't even know what nationality you are... Hmm. I guess I could just group you in with the Americans and barbarians, because as everyone knows, there are Greeks, and there are barbarians. Kai esu, mon amis, den eisai Ellinas. Which can only mean...

I've not a clue of what you're rambling about in the first English paragraph, let alone in that multi-lingual miasma of words sentence. Anyway, I'm Canadian, eh. Sorry for all the smack-talking I've been doing, my igloos lack of heat is affecting my temper. ;) And yeah, I know that you're a xenophobic Kheftiu who can't be bothered to distinguish between other tongues. Which can only mean that your self-centeredness will prevent you from seeing the flaws in your work and thus I shall defeat you. Then again, even if you had accepted all the constructive criticism in the world I'd still win, so maybe it's better off that you have the excuse of being introverted.
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| December 15, 2012, 5:11 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
I've not a clue of what you're rambling about in the first English paragraph, let alone in that multi-lingual miasma of words sentence. Anyway, I'm Canadian, eh. Sorry for all the smack-talking I've been doing, my igloos lack of heat is affecting my temper. ;) And yeah, I know that you're a xenophobic Kheftiu who can't be bothered to distinguish between other tongues. Which can only mean that your self-centeredness will prevent you from seeing the flaws in your work and thus I shall defeat you. Then again, even if you had accepted all the constructive criticism in the world I'd still win, so maybe it's better off that you have the excuse of being introverted.


Ah, but there is one flaw in your logic. It appears your robotic processing systems have forgotten me and the PAB order, which arrived just yesterday. Therefore, when I post it, your sensory systems will fry on sight in its sheer awsomeness, thus giving me a free spot in R2. It will be a sight to behold, Mr. Harper.
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| December 15, 2012, 5:18 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
I've not a clue of what you're rambling about in the first English paragraph, let alone in that multi-lingual miasma of words sentence. Anyway, I'm Canadian, eh. Sorry for all the smack-talking I've been doing, my igloos lack of heat is affecting my temper. ;) And yeah, I know that you're a xenophobic Kheftiu who can't be bothered to distinguish between other tongues. Which can only mean that your self-centeredness will prevent you from seeing the flaws in your work and thus I shall defeat you. Then again, even if you had accepted all the constructive criticism in the world I'd still win, so maybe it's better off that you have the excuse of being introverted.


It's too bad I've hired an assassin to silence you. Yes, you heard me. The moose you saw yesterday? It's goin' to kill you, ey? You might want to drink one final swig of maple syrup and say goodbye to the world, ey, because you aren't going to live very much longer. I'll let the wolves know it's all over.

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| December 15, 2012, 5:32 pm
Quoting John Daniels
*Calls truck driver* He says that you only punched holes in the decoy barrels.


They were all decoy barrels... I've already drunk the real ones.

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| December 15, 2012, 5:33 pm
Quoting Athanasios Lazarou

They were all decoy barrels... I've already drunk the real ones.


Time to stop this.... -throws nuclear bomb at truck- Who wins during a battle between Pericles and Twoface? Garrett A.!
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| December 15, 2012, 5:36 pm
Quoting Garrett A.

Time to stop this.... -throws nuclear bomb at truck- Who wins during a battle between Pericles and Twoface? Garrett A.!
*Slap* Who was inside the smacking/slapping dummy throughout the whole master of disguise film? Oh, right David!

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| December 15, 2012, 7:10 pm
Quoting Garrett A.

Time to stop this.... -throws nuclear bomb at truck- Who wins during a battle between Pericles and Twoface? Garrett A.!


You blew up the wrong truck. The real truck is halfway across the country.

Obviously you are too blind to see that I do not have two faces, but am in fact wearing war paint.


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| December 15, 2012, 7:17 pm
Quoting Garrett A.

Also quit calling him Periwinkle.
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| December 15, 2012, 7:18 pm
*digging a hole*
Diggy diggy hole! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9OEp7d5iDE Random Dwarf is random.
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| December 15, 2012, 7:33 pm
Quoting John Daniels
How do you talk with half of your face burned off? I don't think that's possible...

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| December 15, 2012, 7:34 pm
Quoting Boarder Ryan
How do you talk with half of your face burned off? I don't think that's possible...

Why would you say that? Half my face isn't burned off.


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| December 15, 2012, 7:37 pm
Quoting John Daniels
Why would you say that? Half my face isn't burned off.


He called you Two-Face...you know, from Batman?
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| December 15, 2012, 8:17 pm
Quoting Boarder Ryan
He called you Two-Face...you know, from Batman?
Obviously he didn't go to awesome school...

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| December 15, 2012, 8:36 pm
Quoting David .
Quoting Boarder Ryan
He called you Two-Face...you know, from Batman?
Obviously he didn't go to awesome school...

Haha! You get no smack from me for that.
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| December 15, 2012, 8:38 pm
*cliche woman statement* If you MEN would just TALK your problems out instead of threatening and insulting each other all the time...
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| December 16, 2012, 12:09 am
Quoting Linnea Stevens
*cliche woman statement* If you MEN would just TALK your problems out instead of threatening and insulting each other all the time...

If you weren't so 'cliche' we just might. But now there is a lady in our presence I remove my (invisible) hat.
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| December 16, 2012, 12:40 am
If she's a lady, I'm a Vermicious Knidd!
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| December 16, 2012, 12:43 am
Quoting Boarder Ryan
If she's a lady, I'm a Vermicious Knidd!
*Quickly replaces hat to head* "SCRAM!" (You'll only get that if you read charlie and the great glass elevator)

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| December 16, 2012, 12:51 am
Quoting Boarder Ryan
If she's a lady, I'm a Vermicious Knidd!


Who says you aren't? I'm pretty sure you were the one bashing the Glass Elevator. How's that sore rear end patching up?
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| December 16, 2012, 12:52 am
I'm a trifle deaf in this ear; you'll have to speak a little louder.


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| December 16, 2012, 1:06 am
If everyone built instead of talking smack, Then we might accidentally stumble into a competition.
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| December 16, 2012, 2:27 am
Quoting Nathan Hargan
If everyone built instead of talking smack, We might accidentally stumble into a competition.


Best comment yet.

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| December 16, 2012, 4:07 pm
Quoting Athanasios Lazarou

Best comment yet.
Unfortunately, you have a problem with the whole "stumbling into competition" process :P

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| December 16, 2012, 8:05 pm
Quoting Noah the LEGO Apprentice
Quoting Athanasios Lazarou

Best comment yet.
Unfortunately, you have a problem with the whole "stumbling into competition" process :P


*smiles menacingly*

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| December 17, 2012, 1:23 am
Quoting Athanasios Lazarou

*smiles menacingly*


You had better have a good build to go with that smile, it will be all you have to defend a place in R2.
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| December 17, 2012, 11:01 am
Quoting Linnea Stevens
*cliche woman statement* If you MEN would just TALK your problems out instead of threatening and insulting each other all the time...

Of course. But however, most of the "men" here are little kids trying to prove themselves by hurling insults at each other.
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| December 18, 2012, 12:53 pm
Quoting Freeling ++
Of course. But however, most of the "men" here are little kids trying to prove themselves by hurling insults at each other.

I'll buy that *facepalm*
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| December 18, 2012, 1:26 pm
*Nuke*

-Ess
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| December 18, 2012, 1:31 pm
Quoting Garrett A.

You had better have a good build to go with that smile, it will be all you have to defend a place in R2.

Too bad you just lost your spot as you were too busy writing that comment.
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| December 18, 2012, 1:45 pm
Quoting Garrett A.

You had better have a good build to go with that smile, it will be all you have to defend a place in R2.

Oh poor R2 [Artoo] =P
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| December 18, 2012, 2:01 pm
Quoting John Daniels
You blew up the wrong truck. The real truck is halfway across the country.

He said Two-Face, not Bane. You only get one truck. If you're going to follow along with everyone else's senseless attributions then at least do it right.
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| December 18, 2012, 3:22 pm
Quoting Athanasios Lazarou

Best comment yet.

Too bad it's grammatically incorrect. That said, it's still better than most other comments.
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| December 18, 2012, 3:25 pm
Quoting Freeling ++
Of course. But however, most of the "men" here are little kids trying to prove themselves by hurling insults at each other.

I've already proven myself through building skill, I just hang out here to crush the dreams of little kids (and older kids) who aspire to reach my level of talent. Anyway, it never ceases to amuse me when someone thinks themselves clever and says some "deep and mature" smack like you did. It's been done in every smack thread since the dawn of time. Better to use tried and true methods than cliches.
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| December 18, 2012, 3:32 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
I've already proven myself through building skill, I just hang out here to crush the dreams of little kids (and older kids) who aspire to reach my level of talent.

Well aren't you humble.
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| December 18, 2012, 3:42 pm
Quoting Timothy Wallace
Well aren't you humble.


Took the words right out of my mouth Tim.
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| December 18, 2012, 3:44 pm
Quoting Garrett A.

Took the words right out of my mouth Tim.

Well that's what I do isn't it?
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| December 18, 2012, 3:47 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
I've already proven myself through building skill, I just hang out here to crush the dreams of little kids (and older kids) who aspire to reach my level of talent. Anyway, it never ceases to amuse me when someone thinks themselves clever and says some "deep and mature" smack like you did. It's been done in every smack thread since the dawn of time. Better to use tried and true methods than cliches.

Ah yes. But you surely must see that my statement was somewhat true. And also, I don't claim to be a very good builder, and I do not merely watch other people that try to smack just to amuse my self. You see, you are just trying to be an intriquer. And I see no reason just to be here showing people how good of a smacker I am when I could be building for this contest.
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| December 18, 2012, 4:26 pm
Quoting Boarder Ryan
If she's a lady, I'm a Vermicious Knidd!

Prepare to be a just that then.
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| December 18, 2012, 4:32 pm
Quoting Timothy Wallace
Well aren't you humble.

Yes, yes I am. Perhaps with many years of practice and my tutelage you could become as humble as me, though don't count on it. The odds of that are as good as the odds of you beating me in this competition.
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| December 18, 2012, 6:05 pm
Quoting Freeling ++
Ah yes. But you surely must see that my statement was somewhat true. And also, I don't claim to be a very good builder, and I do not merely watch other people that try to smack just to amuse my self. You see, you are just trying to be an intriquer. And I see no reason just to be here showing people how good of a smacker I am when I could be building for this contest.

Fair enough. I shall continue to intrique whilst you build. Unfortunately I will have to take a break a couple hours before the deadline to defeat you in the contest of building skill, but until then I wish you the best of luck in your work.
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| December 18, 2012, 6:09 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Yes, yes I am. Perhaps with many years of practice and my tutelage you could become as humble as me, though don't count on it. The odds of that are as good as the odds of you beating me in this competition.

Haha, your getting more humble every minute. True they are slim for a humble boy from the U.S to beat a arrogant Canadian.
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| December 18, 2012, 7:22 pm
I'm excited to see all of these builds you guys keep touting. I doubt I'll make it to round two if the rest of you spend the entirety of the given timeframe to build and order pieces specifically for it.
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| December 18, 2012, 7:39 pm
I finally figured out how to get the link for melo to work on my entry :)
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| December 23, 2012, 3:08 am
Quoting Nathan Hargan
I finally figured out how to get the link for melo to work on my entry :)
And where exactly was the "smack" in that talk?

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| December 23, 2012, 9:22 am
Quoting Timothy Wallace
Haha, your getting more humble every minute. True they are slim for a humble boy from the U.S to beat a arrogant Canadian.
Pride before the fall Sir Timothy ;)

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| December 23, 2012, 9:23 am
Quoting Noah the LEGO Apprentice
Quoting Nathan Hargan
I finally figured out how to get the link for melo to work on my entry :)
And where exactly was the "smack" in that talk?

The smack was silent.

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| December 24, 2012, 2:22 am
Quoting Noah the LEGO Apprentice
Quoting Nathan Hargan
I finally figured out how to get the link for melo to work on my entry :)
And where exactly was the "smack" in that talk?


I'm waiting for it.
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| December 24, 2012, 10:56 pm
I AM GOING TO BUILD THE BEACONS OF GONDOR!

YOU WILL ALL DIE!
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| December 25, 2012, 12:37 pm
Quoting Grant Davis
I AM GOING TO BUILD THE BEACONS OF GONDOR!

YOU WILL ALL DIE!
Um, you mean you'll burn yourself to death? I am warning your mum to not let you pay with fire...

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| December 25, 2012, 12:55 pm
Quoting David .
Quoting Grant Davis
I AM GOING TO BUILD THE BEACONS OF GONDOR!

YOU WILL ALL DIE!
Um, you mean you'll burn yourself to death? I am warning your mum to not let you pay with fire...


No no, you can't warn anybody, Becuase I have the beacons! The BEST warning device in all the land. MUHAHAHA!

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| December 25, 2012, 4:34 pm
Quoting Grant Davis
I AM GOING TO BUILD THE BEACONS OF GONDOR!

YOU WILL ALL DIE!


So are you telling us you’re going to build the Beacons of Gonder to try and trick us into thinking that you are building them or are you saying that you really are truthfully building them while still trying to confuse us into thinking that your not?
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| December 25, 2012, 9:43 pm
Quoting Justin M

So are you telling us you’re going to build the Beacons of Gonder to try and trick us into thinking that you are building them or are you saying that you really are truthfully building them while still trying to confuse us into thinking that your not?
Well, he... I mean, it just... But they, I mean.... Uh, um, he loses. Yeah.

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| December 25, 2012, 10:03 pm
Quoting Grant Davis

No no, you can't warn anybody, Becuase I have the beacons! The BEST warning device in all the land. MUHAHAHA!
Aha! but smack talk is delivered without warning, and is a loss in a contest, THUS rendering thy beacons....USELESS

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| December 26, 2012, 4:30 pm
Quoting Noah the LEGO Apprentice
Quoting Grant Davis

No no, you can't warn anybody, Becuase I have the beacons! The BEST warning device in all the land. MUHAHAHA!
Aha! but smack talk is delivered without warning, and is a loss in a contest, THUS rendering thy beacons....USELESS
Funny he warned us about building the beacons to...well, warn us... BABAHAHAHAHAHA

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| December 26, 2012, 5:31 pm
Quoting David .
Quoting Justin M

So are you telling us you’re going to build the Beacons of Gonder to try and trick us into thinking that you are building them or are you saying that you really are truthfully building them while still trying to confuse us into thinking that your not?
Well, he... I mean, it just... But they, I mean.... Uh, um, he loses. Yeah.


That's what I thought.

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| December 29, 2012, 9:32 pm
Quoting David .
Quoting Justin M

So are you telling us you’re going to build the Beacons of Gonder to try and trick us into thinking that you are building them or are you saying that you really are truthfully building them while still trying to confuse us into thinking that your not?
Well, he... I mean, it just... But they, I mean.... Uh, um, he loses. Yeah.


That's what I thought.

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| December 29, 2012, 9:32 pm
Quoting Noah the LEGO Apprentice
Quoting Timothy Wallace
Haha, your getting more humble every minute. True they are slim for a humble boy from the U.S to beat a arrogant Canadian.
Pride before the fall Sir Timothy ;)

I'm not entirely sure if that was a compliment and smack, just smack, or just a compliment so I'll just say that I don't fall as easy as I used to.
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| December 30, 2012, 8:39 pm
I whipped up my entry in a couple hours over yesterday and today. It's completely underdone and unrefined, but it'll still beat out the rest of you.
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| January 1, 2013, 9:09 pm
. . . Crane move???
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| January 2, 2013, 10:53 am
Quoting Garrett A.

However you spell it, just picture endless karate chops XD. Still though, I shall edit the comment.


You can't do karate chops in Taekwondo. You can only do karate chops in karate, and even in karate you can't do karate chops because there is no such move as a karate chop. There are chops in karate, but no karate chops. I was just pointlessy literal.
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| January 5, 2013, 12:42 pm
Quoting Lemming the Builder Dude

You can't do karate chops in Taekwondo. You can only do karate chops in karate, and even in karate you can't do karate chops because there is no such move as a karate chop. There are chops in karate, but no karate chops. I was just pointlessy literal.

I think he mean't endless knife hand strikes.
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| January 5, 2013, 12:54 pm
Quoting Timothy Wallace
I think he mean't endless knife hand strikes.

Probably. I wonder if he was doing them in cat foot stance?
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| January 5, 2013, 3:28 pm
Quoting Lemming the Builder Dude
Probably. I wonder if he was doing them in cat foot stance?

I do too but I guess we'll never know.
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| January 5, 2013, 3:43 pm
I BUILT THE BEACONS OF GONDOR!

YOU HAVE ALL DIED!
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| January 6, 2013, 4:35 pm
Quoting Grant Davis
I BUILT THE BEACONS OF GONDOR!

YOU HAVE ALL DIED!


Bummer, I was hoping we wouldn't die.
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| January 6, 2013, 9:02 pm
Quoting Justin M

Bummer, I was hoping we wouldn't die.

I was too hey wait is that Balin over there?
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| January 6, 2013, 9:06 pm
Bahaha, most popular MOC of the contest and it's a puny 32x32 landscape I whipped up in a few hours! The people have spoken, bow to your newly elected dictator!
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| January 7, 2013, 6:01 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Bahaha, most popular MOC of the contest and it's a puny 32x32 landscape I whipped up in a few hours! The people have spoken, bow to your newly elected dictator!


I refuse to bow to the dictator! A comment on my entry might sway me....
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| January 7, 2013, 6:04 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Bahaha, most popular MOC of the contest and it's a puny 32x32 landscape I whipped up in a few hours! The people have spoken, bow to your newly elected dictator!

Keep on talking BTW your pride will be your downfall(though I will not be the one beating you)
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| January 7, 2013, 6:06 pm
Quoting Garrett A.

I refuse to bow to the dictator! A comment on my entry might sway me....

Actually, I've been meaning to get around to that...
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| January 7, 2013, 7:23 pm
Quoting Timothy Wallace
Keep on talking BTW your pride will be your downfall(though I will not be the one beating you)

Don't worry, I will. Then I'll rise from the ashes of defeat as the supreme builder...
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| January 7, 2013, 7:25 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Don't worry, I will. Then I'll rise from the ashes of defeat as the supreme builder...

Wow still as humble as ever(P.S. That was sarcasm)
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| January 7, 2013, 11:58 pm
It turns out my schoolwork was my ultimate smacker.

Good luck to all the *actual* contestants!

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| January 8, 2013, 1:05 am
Quoting Athanasios Lazarou
It turns out my schoolwork was my ultimate smacker.

Good luck to all the *actual* contestants!
I hope you finish anyways!

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| January 8, 2013, 1:13 am
ROUND 3 HERE I COME!

YOU WILL ALL DIE!
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| January 22, 2013, 1:11 pm
HaHA! What did I tell you? I have you all in - *my secretary walks up and whispers something in my ear* WHAT???!?!?!?! OUTRAGE! I will come back next year, and blow you all AWAY!! Haha just kidding, good luck all you round three-ers,
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| January 22, 2013, 4:03 pm
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