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Requested by Mr. Lego, after STS, Stef and I basically spammed the last two and a half chats with our military story. You can join in if you want, but please don't be silly, immature, or off topic. You cannot just start off from a random position, as it must go with the story and it must make sense.

STS- Himself
Muffins and UAV controller- Stef
Caz- Me, as group leader for the moment.

As of now, we are leaving Afghanistan in a humvee with our informant Swift, trying to get him to an extraction point so we can find a HVI (Highly Valued Individual.)

Next person to join is the helicopter pilot that gets us out :P
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| January 1, 2012, 8:47 pm
Quoting Cade .
Requested by Mr. Lego, after STS, Stef and I basically spammed the last two and a half chats with our military story. You can join in if you want, but please don't be silly, immature, or off topic. You cannot just start off from a random position, as it must go with the story and it must make sense.

STS- Himself
Stef- UAV controller and group marksman.
Caz- Me, as group leader for the moment.

As of now, we are leaving Afghanistan in a humvee with our informant Swift, trying to get him to an extraction point so we can find a HVI (Highly Valued Individual.)

Next person to join is the helicopter pilot that gets us out :P

Caz, we're out of gas.
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| January 1, 2012, 8:55 pm
Quoting S.T.S The MOCist from the South
Caz, we're out of gas.

Aha, aren't you lucky I learned from our past experience in Siberia!

Extra gas cans in the back, cover me as I get them!
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| January 1, 2012, 8:57 pm
Quoting Cade .
Aha, aren't you lucky I learned from our past experience in Siberia!

Extra gas cans in the back, cover me as I get them!

Caz, we are getting heavy fire! So hurry up!

"CHUCKA CHUCKA BANG BANG BANG"
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| January 1, 2012, 9:03 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Cade .
Aha, aren't you lucky I learned from our past experience in Siberia!

Extra gas cans in the back, cover me as I get them!

Roger that Caz. My name is Captain Ikazuchi getting right in the tank! GO GO GO GO!
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| January 1, 2012, 9:05 pm
Quoting S.T.S The MOCist from the South
Caz, we are getting heavy fire! So hurry up!

"CHUCKA CHUCKA BANG BANG BANG"

Alright, its in! Don't worry about the shooting, we have a friendly tank rolling in... Just drive!
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| January 1, 2012, 9:10 pm
Quoting MR. LEGO
Roger that Caz. My name is Captain Ikazuchi getting right in the tank! GO GO GO GO!

Copy that, captain. Put fire on that three story building, where the MG fire is coming from!
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| January 1, 2012, 9:11 pm
Quoting Cade .
Alright, its in! Don't worry about the shooting, we have a friendly tank rolling in... Just drive!

Passing friendly tank..... now. Okay guys, lets get out. We're safe for now.
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| January 1, 2012, 9:16 pm
Quoting S.T.S The MOCist from the South
Passing friendly tank..... now. Okay guys, lets get out. We're safe for now.

Im sure there are some operational bases around here... One with a lift back to the US. Come on, lets go.
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| January 1, 2012, 9:17 pm
Quoting Cade .
Im sure there are some operational bases around here... One with a lift back to the US. Come on, lets go.

Soldier: Hey guys! Over here, we have a ride to the US!
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| January 1, 2012, 9:26 pm
Quoting Cade .
Im sure there are some operational bases around here... One with a lift back to the US. Come on, lets go.

Soldier: Hey guys! Over here, we have a ride to the US!
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| January 1, 2012, 9:26 pm
Quoting S.T.S The MOCist from the South
Soldier: Hey guys! Over here, we have a ride to the US!

Alright, everybody on! You too, Swift! We're not leaving you here!

Swift: Yes sir. But last time I checked, you weren't in charge of me...

Just get on, Swift...
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| January 1, 2012, 9:30 pm
Quoting Cade .
Alright, everybody on! You too, Swift! We're not leaving you here!

Swift: Yes sir. But last time I checked, you weren't in charge of me...

Just get on, Swift...

Lets go!
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| January 1, 2012, 9:43 pm
Quoting S.T.S The MOCist from the South
Lets go!

*After landing in the US*
General: Gentlemen, did you find your informant?
Me: Yes sir... This would bring us one step closer to finding our man.
General: Does he know anything about the HVi?
Me: Yes sir, he thinks he may be alive and in German custody... if he's still alive.
General: Im sure we could work something out with the German government in order to...
Me: No sir, not the German government. German terrorists, and the informant thinks that they have kept him alive all this time. Permission to get a flight to Germany, sir.
General: Permission granted... You bring that man back alive.
STS: Yes sir.
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| January 1, 2012, 9:53 pm
Quoting Cade .
*After landing in the US*
General: Gentlemen, did you find your informant?
Me: Yes sir... This would bring us one step closer to finding our man.
General: Does he know anything about the HVi?
Me: Yes sir, he thinks he may be alive and in German custody... if he's still alive.
General: Im sure we could work something out with the German government in order to...
Me: No sir, not the German government. German terrorists, and the informant thinks that they have kept him alive all this time. Permission to get a flight to Germany, sir.
General: Permission granted... You bring that man back alive.
STS: Yes sir.

I call driver! Again....

Caz: Then I'm gunner.
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| January 1, 2012, 9:58 pm
I gtg.
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| January 1, 2012, 9:59 pm
Can I be in it also?
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| January 2, 2012, 12:04 am
Quoting Commander Knox
Can I be in it also?

Yep, but you have to be okay with being a helicopter pilot, who we rely on to be our flying taxi.
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| January 2, 2012, 12:42 am
I iz reconz. :3
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| January 2, 2012, 1:03 am
Quoting S.T.S The MOCist from the South
I call driver! Again....

Caz: Then I'm gunner.

OK, I'm the, uh, bungie jumper. I mean, the guy who jumps off the helicopter held by a rope who does awesome as Matrix stunts. yeah.
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| January 2, 2012, 2:46 am
UAV is online, there are enemy patrols on the ground, you can take them out silently or pass, UAV out.
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| January 2, 2012, 3:35 am
Hey guys! How's it goin... *Sniped*. GAH! Everyone down!
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| January 2, 2012, 12:28 pm
Sounds fun. Can I join?

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| January 2, 2012, 1:47 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Owl (Notorious)
Sounds fun. Can I join?

Captain Ikazuchi here, just state your name and join in!
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| January 2, 2012, 1:54 pm
Cool, mind if I join? :)
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| January 2, 2012, 1:58 pm
Quoting MR. LEGO
Captain Ikazuchi here, just state your name and join in!


Yessir!

Name: Davy O'Malley
Country of Origin: Australia
Rank: Pilot
Callsign: Owl
Weapons: Grenade launcher, AK-47

Reporting for duty!
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| January 2, 2012, 2:01 pm
Alright, since we have more people joining in, Im braking everyone into squads.

Squad 1: Me, Stef, STS, and Swift.
Squad 2: Owl, Daevster, LWC Guy, Mr. Lego, Iceman, and Owen S.

As of now, Team 1 is on the west side of Germany.
Team 2, you're ordered to take key buildings on the east side of Germany. You have your orders, now move out!
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| January 2, 2012, 2:05 pm
 Group admin 
Owl, Quick, get down! Enemy soldiers ahead!
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| January 2, 2012, 2:21 pm
Quoting MR. LEGO
Owl, Quick, get down! Enemy soldiers ahead!


*ducks behind a flipped van*

Owl: They have snipers on the roof! LWC, can you take care of them?
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| January 2, 2012, 2:38 pm
Quoting Cade .
Alright, since we have more people joining in, Im braking everyone into squads.

Squad 1: Me, Stef, STS, and Swift.
Squad 2: Owl, Daevster, LWC Guy, Mr. Lego, and Iceman.

As of now, Team 1 is on the west side of Germany.
Team 2, you're ordered to take key buildings on the east side of Germany. You have your orders, now move out!

I guess I'm not in?
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| January 2, 2012, 2:46 pm
Quoting Owen S.
I guess I'm not in?

OH NOES

Sorry about that, I knew I was forgetting someone...
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| January 2, 2012, 2:52 pm
Quoting Cade .
OH NOES

Sorry about that, I knew I was forgetting someone...

Eh, it's fine. ;) Sorry to break up the action! :P
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| January 2, 2012, 3:04 pm
Squad 2, rendezvous in Sector 4 and eliminate any targets along the way. Watch out for those snipers on the roof, one nearly shot my hat off...
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| January 2, 2012, 5:46 pm
Quoting Owl (Notorious)

*ducks behind a flipped van*

Owl: They have snipers on the roof! LWC, can you take care of them?

LWC; Roger that.

*ducks over to the next crate, throws grenade*

LWC: get down!
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| January 3, 2012, 3:26 am
Me: Alright, I'm breaching the door with C4, stand back. 3... 2... 1... BOOM!
STS: It was open, you know? :s
Me: Oh. Well, I had to lose them anyway, I have all the ka-boom-boom on me.
Caz: SNIPER!

PAM PAM PAAAAAM!
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| January 3, 2012, 4:08 am
Ok, so the plot is that we are in a fortified factory conquered by Russian terrorists. The only way to secure the factory is to destroy it, so we must sabotage all AA guns so the bombers can come in.
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| January 3, 2012, 4:17 am
Quoting Stef Mos
Me: Alright, I'm breaching the door with C4, stand back. 3... 2... 1... BOOM!
STS: It was open, you know? :s
Me: Oh. Well, I had to lose them anyway, I have all the ka-boom-boom on me.
Caz: SNIPER!

PAM PAM PAAAAAM!

Me: You guys stay down, I got him!
*ducks below crates and shoots the sniper in an old truck*
Me: Looks like there are a few guards by the next door! Caz, cover me while I reload!
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| January 3, 2012, 4:00 pm
Quoting Owen S.
Me: You guys stay down, I got him!
*ducks below crates and shoots the sniper in an old truck*
Me: Looks like there are a few guards by the next door! Caz, cover me while I reload!

Tangos on the catwalk, suppressing fire!

Swift: Thats it, our man is on the other side of that door!

Everyone, get ready to breach! Team two, have you found our man on the other side of town?

LWC: No sir! Just a bunch of terrorists shootin' at us!

Copy that, just keep up the fire! I think we may have him here!
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| January 3, 2012, 4:03 pm
*shoots snipers brains out*
Me: Alright, plant claymores over there, and get the heck out of here!
Owen S.: DERP
(olol)
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| January 3, 2012, 4:12 pm
Quoting Stef Mos
*shoots snipers brains out*
Me: Alright, plant claymores over there, and get the heck out of here!
Owen S.: DERP
(olol)

Me: Wait, what? The intensity must be getting to me. :P Anyway...
*plants 3 claymores near door.*
Owl: RUN, GUYS!
BOOM!
*alarms blare, and you hear the sound of shouting and heavy footsteps*
Me: Get the heck out, guys! They'll be here any second!
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| January 3, 2012, 4:21 pm
Quoting Owen S.
Me: Wait, what? The intensity must be getting to me. :P Anyway...
*plants 3 claymores near door.*
Owl: RUN, GUYS!
BOOM!
*alarms blare, and you hear the sound of shouting and heavy footsteps*
Me: Get the heck out, guys! They'll be here any second!

Swift, your intel was off! This isn't the room!

Swift: One of the rooms in here is where your man is at, I know it!
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| January 3, 2012, 4:24 pm
Quoting Cade .
Swift, your intel was off! This isn't the room!

Swift: One of the rooms in here is where your man is at, I know it!

You know, I'll just try something. *random grenade throw*
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| January 3, 2012, 4:28 pm
Quoting Cade .
Swift, your intel was off! This isn't the room!

Swift: One of the rooms in here is where your man is at, I know it!

Nope, that signal you picked up was me. I had to take a quick potty break. I suggest you do NOT go in that room. There was massive explosion if you know what I mean...
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| January 3, 2012, 4:31 pm
Quoting Stef Mos
You know, I'll just try something. *random grenade throw*

*random grenade hits group of enemy guards*
Me: Nice shot, Stef. :P
Caz: No time for compliments! We need to get out of this room and find the right one before we're surrounded!
Me: Roger that.
*enemy grenade hits ground near us, and the floor collapses.
Stef: Watch out! This floor isn't stable! It looks like an underground storage room... should we go down?
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| January 3, 2012, 4:35 pm
Quoting daevster !
Nope, that signal you picked up was me. I had to take a quick potty break. I suggest you do NOT go in that room. There was massive explosion if you know what I mean...

Everyone, fall back! Team two, prepare to meet up at the LZ! We're getting a bird out of here!

HQ, this is Caz, I repeat, this is Caz. Swift's intel was off, our man wasn't there. Send a bird to get us out of here!
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| January 3, 2012, 4:38 pm
Quoting Owen S.
*random grenade hits group of enemy guards*
Me: Nice shot, Stef. :P
Caz: No time for compliments! We need to get out of this room and find the right one before we're surrounded!
Me: Roger that.
*enemy grenade hits ground near us, and the floor collapses.
Stef: Watch out! This floor isn't stable! It looks like an underground storage room... should we go down?

No, there isn't time! We're leaving! We'll check it out when come back for seconds!
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| January 3, 2012, 4:40 pm
Quoting Cade .
Everyone, fall back! Team two, prepare to meet up at the LZ! We're getting a bird out of here!

HQ, this is Caz, I repeat, this is Caz. Swift's intel was off, our man wasn't there. Send a bird to get us out of here!

Wait for me! I gotta flush. Don't worry, though, I left a little surprise for the enemy...
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| January 3, 2012, 5:02 pm
Quoting daevster !
Wait for me! I gotta flush. Don't worry, though, I left a little surprise for the enemy...

Me: Just stop that and get out if you value your life! The enemy reinforcements are almost here, and if we don't leave on that heli in one minute, we're dead! NOW MOVE!
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| January 3, 2012, 5:06 pm
Team Two, we're on the helicopter. Where the (explicit content censored) are you?! We're leaving in 1 minute, I suggest getting on board if you want a ride out!
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| January 3, 2012, 5:10 pm
Quoting Cade .
Team Two, we're on the helicopter. Where the (explicit content censored) are you?! We're leaving in 1 minute, I suggest getting on board if you want a ride out!

Sir, there's no time! Team Two is a good two miles away, and four enemy fighter jets have been spotted on our radar! We have to leave. NOW!
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| January 3, 2012, 5:13 pm
Quoting Owen S.
Me: Just stop that and get out if you value your life! The enemy reinforcements are almost here, and if we don't leave on that heli in one minute, we're dead! NOW MOVE!

You guys go without me! I'm stealing this enemy chopper near my position and I'll cover your escape. I hear footsteps down below, watch yourselves...
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| January 3, 2012, 5:16 pm
Team Two, we're leaving! There's no more time left!

There is still a chance to get out, though. Callsign Daevster got his hands on a chopper and is heading for your position. I suggest getting on board it if you want to live!
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| January 3, 2012, 5:18 pm
Quoting Cade .
Team Two, we're leaving! There's no more time left!

There is still a chance to get out, though. Callsign Daevster got his hands on a chopper and is heading for your position. I suggest getting on board it if you want to live!

Wow! This baby's got some tricks up her sleeve. Definatley gonna keep her if I make it out of this alive...

Okay... I've taken off and I'm moving in on your location. There is a lot of enemy air support giving me trouble so hang on while I take em down.

On my way to pick up the rest of my squad and then we'll cover Squad 1!
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| January 3, 2012, 5:25 pm
Quoting daevster !
Wow! This baby's got some tricks up her sleeve. Definatley gonna keep her if I make it out of this alive...

Okay... I've taken off and I'm moving in on your location. There is a lot of enemy air support giving me trouble so hang on while I take em down.

On my way to pick up the rest of my squad and then we'll cover Squad 1!

Squad 1 is already gone, Daevster. You're on your own, out.
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| January 3, 2012, 5:31 pm
Quoting Cade .
Squad 1 is already gone, Daevster. You're on your own, out.

Me: So, where do we go now? Back to HQ, I guess?
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| January 3, 2012, 5:32 pm
Quoting Cade .
Squad 1 is already gone, Daevster. You're on your own, out.

Copy that, Cade. I'm just picking up the last of Squad 2 and then we will meet up with you. Send me your location and I'll drop these fellows off.
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| January 3, 2012, 5:35 pm
Can I join? I'd like to be a sniper. :)
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| January 3, 2012, 5:35 pm
Quoting Owen S.
Me: So, where do we go now? Back to HQ, I guess?

Copy that. We're going back to HQ, to put together our clues so far.
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| January 3, 2012, 5:38 pm
Quoting daevster !
Copy that, Cade. I'm just picking up the last of Squad 2 and then we will meet up with you. Send me your location and I'll drop these fellows off.

We're going to a German Army HQ in Hamburg. Meet us there, over.
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| January 3, 2012, 5:39 pm
Quoting Decker .
Can I join? I'd like to be a sniper. :)

Sure. You can be a sniper for Team Two.

Right now you and the rest of your team are on a helicopter heading over to a German Army base in Hamburg.
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| January 3, 2012, 5:40 pm
Quoting Cade .
We're going to a German Army HQ in Hamburg. Meet us there, over.

Squad 2 is all aboard! No deaths. Just a few bumps and scratches. We are on our way to HQ. Be on the lookout for us, over.
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| January 3, 2012, 5:42 pm
Quoting daevster !
Squad 2 is all aboard! No deaths. Just a few bumps and scratches. We are on our way to HQ. Be on the lookout for us, over.

Who else besides me is in Squad 2?
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| January 3, 2012, 6:07 pm
Quoting Decker .
Who else besides me is in Squad 2?

Squad 2: Owl, Daevster, LWC Guy, Mr. Lego, Iceman, and you.
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| January 3, 2012, 6:15 pm
Quoting Cade .
Squad 2: Owl, Daevster, LWC Guy, Mr. Lego, Iceman, and you.

Awesome.
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| January 3, 2012, 7:07 pm
We're back at HQ. A few of us will need a medic and my "borrowed" chopper will need to be refeuled.

So, what's next? I, for one, think we need better recon and scouts for more reliable info before we go barging into a heavily defended building full of armed enemies...
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| January 3, 2012, 8:14 pm
Quoting daevster !
We're back. A few of us will need a medic and my "borrowed" chopper will need to be refeuled.

So, what's next? I, for one, think we need better recon and scouts for more reliable info before we go barging into a heavily defended building full of armed enemies...

From the intel we gathered in the attack, our man was moved from a gulag in Siberia to our own backyard...

STS: A gulag? He was in the gulag we attacked, wasn't he?

Yes, but he was moved just hours before me and you attacked the place.

STS: Sigh, as always. So, what did you mean by "backyard?"

Our backyard would be the suburbs of California. Apparently, one house isn't really your average home, but more of a secret prison. These aren't your regular mercenaries, either. Highly trained sleeper agents placed ages ago. Its the perfect location. I'll gather Squad 1 to attack the house from the front, Squad 2 will attack from above. Move out!
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| January 3, 2012, 8:24 pm
Quoting Cade .
From the intel we gathered in the attack, our man was moved from a gulag in Siberia to our own backyard...

STS: A gulag? He was in the gulag we attacked, wasn't he?

Yes, but he was moved just hours before me and you attacked the place.

STS: Sigh, as always. So, what did you mean by "backyard?"

Our backyard would be the suburbs of California. Apparently, one house isn't really your average home, but more of a secret prison. These aren't your regular mercenaries, either. Highly trained sleeper agents placed ages ago. Its the perfect location. I'll gather Squad 1 to attack the house from the front, Squad 2 will attack from above. Move out!

Anyone is welcome aboard my "stolen" chopper. I'm calling her the Rouge Serpent and I'd be happy to provide her for any mission to carry my troops and act as air support.

All aboard!! We're going home!!
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| January 3, 2012, 8:34 pm
Quoting daevster !
Anyone is welcome aboard my "stolen" chopper. I'm calling her the Rouge Serpent and I'd be happy to provide her for any mission to carry my troops and act as air support.

All aboard!! We're going home!!

I want to rendezvous with you. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD0xJ2PoD4I) :)
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| January 3, 2012, 8:46 pm
Ok, Squad One, get to the helicopter! Get all your ammo and guns... we're gonna need it. Is everyone set?
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| January 3, 2012, 9:01 pm
Quoting Owen S.
Ok, Squad One, get to the helicopter! Get all your ammo and guns... we're gonna need it. Is everyone set?

*click* *chk-chk* Let's do this!
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| January 4, 2012, 3:22 am
Buckle up back there! It's gonna be a bumpy ride!
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| January 4, 2012, 12:00 pm
Quoting daevster !
Buckle up back there! It's gonna be a bumpy ride!

NYEEEEEH WASSUP DAWG?
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| January 4, 2012, 12:45 pm
Team One is on its way to its destination. What kind of enemy are we dealing with?
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| January 4, 2012, 5:10 pm
Quoting daevster !
Buckle up back there! It's gonna be a bumpy ride!

You got it!
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| January 4, 2012, 5:51 pm
Quoting Owen S.
Team One is on its way to its destination. What kind of enemy are we dealing with?

Mostly ex-Spetznaz, as the regulars weren't up to the task...
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| January 4, 2012, 5:55 pm
Quoting Cade .
Mostly ex-Spetznaz, as the regulars weren't up to the task...

Ok. We seem to be near the location. It had better be right this time...
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| January 4, 2012, 6:08 pm
Quoting Owen S.
Ok. We seem to be near the location. It had better be right this time...


Team 2 is right behind you. We've got you covered from the air. So far everything looks clear...
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| January 4, 2012, 6:28 pm
Quoting Cade .
Mostly ex-Spetznaz, as the regulars weren't up to the task...

Roger that, Caz. We are one click away!
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| January 4, 2012, 11:44 pm
Quoting S.T.S The MOCist from the South
Roger that, Caz. We are one click away!

Yay, someone is online ^^
Confounded timezones :/
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| January 5, 2012, 4:15 am
NOOOOO *background music*
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| January 5, 2012, 4:17 am
Ok, Team One landing now! There seem to be minimal guards around the perimeter... it seems too quiet.
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| January 5, 2012, 4:07 pm
Quoting Owen S.
Ok, Team One landing now! There seem to be minimal guards around the perimeter... it seems too quiet.

hmm it may b a trap! two have to stay here incase!
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| January 6, 2012, 7:13 am
Quoting Samuel Hepple
hmm it may b a trap! two have to stay here incase!

Team 2 is covering from the air. We'll report any unusual activity.
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| January 6, 2012, 12:55 pm
Quoting daevster !
Team 2 is covering from the air. We'll report any unusual activity.

Just don't shoot us or anything, or you're pretty much FIRED!!
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| January 6, 2012, 2:21 pm
Can I haz be reconz? Can I haz play here?
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| January 6, 2012, 6:48 pm
Quoting Iceman .
Can I haz be reconz? Can I haz play here?

We have found a civilian! We're lowering now.

What is your name?
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| January 6, 2012, 7:16 pm
Quoting S.T.S The MOCist from the South
We have found a civilian! We're lowering now.

What is your name?

Mah name is Iceman. I will be your scout if you need help. I have a P90. It comes in use. I'm beast with it too.
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| January 6, 2012, 7:30 pm
Quoting Iceman .
Mah name is Iceman. I will be your scout if you need help. I have a P90. It comes in use. I'm beast with it too.

I have a Steyr AUG, but just get on!
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| January 6, 2012, 7:32 pm
Quoting S.T.S The MOCist from the South
I have a Steyr AUG, but just get on!

Ok then.
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| January 6, 2012, 7:53 pm
Quoting Iceman .
Ok then.

Me, and my squad have found a civilian and we have recruited him.
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| January 6, 2012, 7:59 pm
Quoting S.T.S The MOCist from the South
Me, and my squad have found a civilian and we have recruited him.

Ha! Civilian! IF only you knew about the things I have done.
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| January 6, 2012, 8:02 pm
Quoting Iceman .
Ha! Civilian! IF only you knew about the things I have done.

Dude, I was in Afghanistan and I blew up an entire base, and had to run into a car, and then went to Siberia and we killed A LOT of people.

I'm gonna go play some Rocksmith now.
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| January 6, 2012, 8:05 pm
Quoting S.T.S The MOCist from the South
Dude, I was in Afghanistan and I blew up an entire base, and had to run into a car, and then went to Siberia and we killed A LOT of people.

I'm gonna go play some Rocksmith now.

Alrighty then. Time for my story. I was sent here to guard this place. Only me. There we atleast over 40 enemy soliders who came here and tried to get me, to take over the place. By myself, I had to shoot them all with my gun. I was successful.

(Rockband is better)
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| January 6, 2012, 8:10 pm
Quoting Iceman .
Alrighty then. Time for my story. I was sent here to guard this place. Only me. There we atleast over 40 enemy soliders who came here and tried to get me, to take over the place. By myself, I had to shoot them all with my gun. I was successful.

(Rockband is better)

I blew up a base.

(At least you get real instruments in Rocksmith and you LEARN how to play guitar, but I'm an advanced guitar player so I know how to play)
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| January 6, 2012, 8:13 pm
Ok guys, let's get this story back on track after that short Rockband convorsation. Iceman, I believe you are on Team Two, if I'm correct. Anyway.....

"Team One approaching door! We're armed and ready. Stef, get some C4... we're breaking into here with force. The rest of us will cover you in case any mercenaries appear on the roof. Team Two, go around back and try to get in that way."

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| January 6, 2012, 8:23 pm
*gun fires* I got one!
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| January 6, 2012, 8:26 pm
Quoting Decker .
*gun fires* I got one!

Ok, keep it up! Stef is rigging up the explosives now, and we need all the help we can get.
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| January 6, 2012, 8:27 pm
If I may I would like to join...
1.) ( Insert Russian name here :3)
2.)Primary weapon Dual makarovs >:3
3.) idk what to put here :3
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| January 6, 2012, 8:31 pm
Quoting S.T.S The MOCist from the South
I blew up a base.

(At least you get real instruments in Rocksmith and you LEARN how to play guitar, but I'm an advanced guitar player so I know how to play)

Ok then, sir.

(Oh yeah that's right. I thought Rocksmith was something else. That's a GREAT game.)
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| January 7, 2012, 12:56 am
Quoting Owen S.
Ok, keep it up! Stef is rigging up the explosives now, and we need all the help we can get.

Wait, are we killing you guys?
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| January 7, 2012, 12:57 am
Quoting Arnas Scheel
If I may I would like to join...
1.) ( Insert Russian name here :3)
2.)Primary weapon Dual makarovs >:3
3.) idk what to put here :3

Ok, then you should be a terrorist, because Makarovs aren't used anymore by the militairy. I can haz gunfacts.
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| January 7, 2012, 5:27 am
Quoting Iceman .
Wait, are we killing you guys?

No, we are both trying to get an HVI (Highly Valued Individual) from a house (read; prison) guarded by German ex-Spetznaz.
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| January 7, 2012, 8:56 am
Quoting Owen S.
No, we are both trying to get an HVI (Highly Valued Individual) from a house (read; prison) guarded by German ex-Spetznaz.

Spetznaz are Russian lol
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| January 7, 2012, 10:53 am
Quoting Stef Mos
Spetznaz are Russian lol

Eh, whatever. Maybe they changed nationalities. :P
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| January 7, 2012, 10:57 am
Quoting Owen S.
Eh, whatever. Maybe they changed nationalities. :P

Owen havent you played MW2? Spetznaz are russian's (or space nazi's) XD
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| January 7, 2012, 11:04 am
Quoting Marty Ford
Owen havent you played MW2? Spetznaz are russian's (or space nazi's) XD

I'm more of a Halo guy. :P
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| January 7, 2012, 11:06 am
Quoting Owen S.
I'm more of a Halo guy. :P

I like HALO a lot but I don't have an Xbox :P
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| January 7, 2012, 11:09 am
Quoting Owen S.
I'm more of a Halo guy. :P

My team needs some support air force!

(BTW I'm one of the guys who started this game)
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| January 7, 2012, 11:11 am
Quoting S.T.S The MOCist from the South
My team needs some support air force!

(BTW I'm one of the guys who started this game)

What game (don't say HALO cause you're too young to have started it) XD
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| January 7, 2012, 11:13 am
Quoting Marty Ford
What game (don't say HALO cause you're too young to have started it) XD

(I'M ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO REQUESTED THIS DING DONG!)
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| January 7, 2012, 11:14 am
Quoting S.T.S The MOCist from the South
(I'M ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO REQUESTED THIS DING DONG!)

Ding dong whaa? Im a little lost :P
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| January 7, 2012, 11:19 am
Quoting Marty Ford
Ding dong whaa? Im a little lost :P

A lot of bit would be more correct :P
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| January 7, 2012, 11:21 am
Quoting S.T.S The MOCist from the South
A lot of bit would be more correct :P

Can you break this down a bit? you requested this thread?
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| January 7, 2012, 11:23 am
Quoting Marty Ford
Can you break this down a bit? you requested this thread?

Me, Cade, and Stef Mos, requested it.
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| January 7, 2012, 11:24 am
Quoting S.T.S The MOCist from the South
Me, Cade, and Stef Mos, requested it.

Ok I see it now.
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| January 7, 2012, 11:29 am
Quoting Marty Ford
Ok I see it now.

Got to go.
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| January 7, 2012, 11:39 am
Quoting Iceman .
Wait, are we killing you guys?

"The door blows up"

LETS GO!

"I start firing my mini-gun"
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| January 7, 2012, 7:34 pm
Quoting S.T.S The MOCist from the South
"The door blows up"

LETS GO!

"I start firing my mini-gun"

Everyone, up to the second floor! STS, cover us!
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| January 7, 2012, 8:01 pm
*Pew pew*
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| January 7, 2012, 8:09 pm
Quoting Owen S.
Everyone, up to the second floor! STS, cover us!

RRRRRAAAAHHHHH!!!

"CHUCKA CHUCKA CHUCKA BANG BANG"
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| January 7, 2012, 8:21 pm
Quoting S.T.S The MOCist from the South
RRRRRAAAAHHHHH!!!

"CHUCKA CHUCKA CHUCKA BANG BANG"

Cade: "Ok guys, follow my lead!" *opens door, chucks grenade into room, then closes door*

BOOM!
Me: "Dang it, the fire alarms are going off! We must've started a fire!"
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| January 7, 2012, 8:24 pm
Quoting Owen S.
Cade: "Ok guys, follow my lead!" *opens door, chucks grenade into room, then closes door*

BOOM!
Me: "Dang it, the fire alarms are going off! We must've started a fire!"

Lemme see!

"I open up the door and throw another grenade"

The alarms turned off.
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| January 7, 2012, 8:29 pm
Quoting S.T.S The MOCist from the South
Lemme see!

"I open up the door and throw another grenade"

The alarms turned off.

Sweet. I'll go in and take out any extras left. I doubt it though.
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| January 7, 2012, 8:32 pm
Quoting Owen S.
Sweet. I'll go in and take out any extras left. I doubt it though.

Wait! Don't go in!

"the building explodes"
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| January 7, 2012, 8:48 pm
*Seth starts crawling out of back door.*
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| January 7, 2012, 8:58 pm
Quoting Seth :D
*Seth starts crawling out of back door.*

Seth? You're alive too? Help me find the others.
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| January 7, 2012, 9:06 pm
Quoting S.T.S The MOCist from the South
Seth? You're alive too? Help me find the others.

Will do. I'll take the bottom floor while you take the second. Stay in contact with me too.
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| January 7, 2012, 9:10 pm
Quoting Seth :D
Will do. I'll take the bottom floor while you take the second. Stay in contact with me too.

Okay.

"I go up stairs"

Seth! I found Caz!
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| January 7, 2012, 9:11 pm
Quoting S.T.S The MOCist from the South
Okay.

"I go up stairs"

Seth! I found Caz!

Is he conscious? Hurry, we gotta find the rest of the others!
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| January 7, 2012, 9:13 pm
Quoting Seth :D
Is he conscious? Hurry, we gotta find the rest of the others!

I found Owen and Stef Mos! Now we need to find Swift!
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| January 7, 2012, 9:14 pm
Quoting S.T.S The MOCist from the South
I found Owen and Stef Mos! Now we need to find Swift!

Just found him! We gotta call a helicopter out here! Any ideas how to get in contact with them?
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| January 7, 2012, 9:17 pm
Quoting Seth :D
Just found him! We gotta call a helicopter out here! Any ideas how to get in contact with them?

"takes a waki-taki from Owen's pocket"

This is S.T.S to HQ, do you copy?

HQ: We copy, S.T.S.

We need a heli here ASAP.
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| January 7, 2012, 9:37 pm
Quoting S.T.S The MOCist from the South
"takes a waki-taki from Owen's pocket"

This is S.T.S to HQ, do you copy?

HQ: We copy, S.T.S.

We need a heli here ASAP.


HQ: S.T.S., would you explain what ASAP means??? XD
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| January 7, 2012, 9:45 pm
Quoting S.T.S The MOCist from the South
"takes a waki-taki from Owen's pocket"

This is S.T.S to HQ, do you copy?

HQ: We copy, S.T.S.

We need a heli here ASAP.

Mayday! Mayday! We are going down! We your last cont...
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| January 7, 2012, 9:52 pm
Me: *Groaaannnn....* "What the heck happened?"
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| January 7, 2012, 9:52 pm
This is the Rouge Serpent "borrowed helicopter escape service", do you guys copy? I'm coming in to get you guys out, over.

C'mon Team 2, let's cover them, while I load them for an evac.

Looks like another blowout mission, huh?
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| January 7, 2012, 9:58 pm
Quoting daevster !
This is the Rouge Serpent "borrowed helicopter escape service", do you guys copy? I'm coming in to get you guys out, over.

C'mon Team 2, let's cover them, while I load them for an evac.

Looks like another blowout mission, huh?

Yeah. Does anyone know if the HIV survived?
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| January 7, 2012, 10:02 pm
Quoting Owen S.
Yeah. Does anyone know if the HIV survived?

You mean HVI? I have no clue, at the rate you guys were blowing that place up. I haven't seen anything from up here.
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| January 7, 2012, 10:06 pm
*Seth fall's and looks down into his stomach.*
Blood starts pouring out.
STS, I need medic attention now...
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| January 7, 2012, 10:15 pm
Quoting daevster !
You mean HVI? I have no clue, at the rate you guys were blowing that place up. I haven't seen anything from up here.
Dang it. What now, Caz?
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| January 7, 2012, 10:15 pm
what in the world are u guys talking about?!!!!
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| January 7, 2012, 10:40 pm
Quoting GrayFox 5
what in the world are u guys talking about?!!!!

Get down! Are you crazy? You're going to get hit just like I did!
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| January 7, 2012, 10:45 pm
Quoting Seth :D
Get down! Are you crazy? You're going to get hit just like I did!
what do you mean

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| January 7, 2012, 10:49 pm
Quoting GrayFox 5
Quoting Seth :D
Get down! Are you crazy? You're going to get hit just like I did!
what do you mean

This is a topic where you go around acting your like in the army or special forces, and so on. Just go along with what's happening. (:
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| January 7, 2012, 10:53 pm
Quoting Owen S.
Quoting daevster !
You mean HVI? I have no clue, at the rate you guys were blowing that place up. I haven't seen anything from up here.
Dang it. What now, Caz?

Trap door, under that placemat! Everyone stay frosty, no doubt some went down there to move the HVI!
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| January 7, 2012, 11:04 pm
Quoting Cade .
Trap door, under that placemat! Everyone stay frosty, no doubt some went down there to move the HVI!

Anybody got a 1st aid kit by any chance?
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| January 7, 2012, 11:05 pm
Quoting Seth :D
Anybody got a 1st aid kit by any chance?

I do! Owl, take this and patch up Seth! Rest of Team Two, stay here and cover me and Team One as we make our way down! They've probably sent out a stress signal, reinforcements might be on our way!
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| January 7, 2012, 11:09 pm
Quoting Cade .
I do! Owl, take this and patch up Seth! Rest of Team Two, stay here and cover me and Team One as we make our way down! They've probably sent out a stress signal, reinforcements might be on our way!

I've got eyes on the top of the building whenever needed.
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| January 7, 2012, 11:11 pm
Quoting Seth :D
I've got eyes on the top of the building whenever needed.

Roger that. Keep eyes on the streets leaving the suburbs, they'll be coming in through there.

Team One, form up on me! Door at the end of the hallway, kick it in Stef!
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| January 7, 2012, 11:13 pm
Quoting Cade .
Roger that. Keep eyes on the streets leaving the suburbs, they'll be coming in through there.

Team One, form up on me! Door at the end of the hallway, kick it in Stef!

I see someone coming, It's probably to make sure it safe. Should I take him out?
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| January 7, 2012, 11:16 pm
Quoting Seth :D
I see someone coming, It's probably to make sure it safe. Should I take him out?

Just one person? Don't engage, until you confirm him as hostile!
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| January 7, 2012, 11:19 pm
Quoting Cade .
Just one person? Don't engage, until you confirm him as hostile!

He's coming in your end of the building! I got about 6 seconds before he's all yours!
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| January 7, 2012, 11:22 pm
Quoting Seth :D
He's coming in your end of the building! I got about 6 seconds before he's all yours!
look out behind you! sniper on the left

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| January 7, 2012, 11:26 pm
Quoting Seth :D
He's coming in your end of the building! I got about 6 seconds before he's all yours!

Let him come! I'll deal with him myself!

Breaching door!
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| January 7, 2012, 11:27 pm
Quoting Cade .
Let him come! I'll deal with him myself!

Breaching door!

Copy that! He's all yours!
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| January 7, 2012, 11:29 pm
Quoting GrayFox 5
Quoting Seth :D
He's coming in your end of the building! I got about 6 seconds before he's all yours!
look out behind you! sniper on the left

*Drops to the ground.* Am I out of his sight?
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| January 7, 2012, 11:31 pm
Quoting Cade .
Let him come! I'll deal with him myself!

Breaching door!

he's on the roof behind you. wait! he not there any more! where did he go?
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| January 7, 2012, 11:32 pm
Team Two, we've secured the HVI! HQ, do you copy?

HQ: Copy that, Caz. Keep watch, hostile armored vehicles coming towards your area.

Copy that HQ! Everyone, look alive! We've got company!
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| January 7, 2012, 11:35 pm
Quoting GrayFox 5
he's on the roof behind you. wait! he not there any more! where did he go?

*Pulls out Glock*
Alright I'm on the lookout for him. Did he have eye's on me?
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| January 7, 2012, 11:39 pm
Quoting Cade .
Team Two, we've secured the HVI! HQ, do you copy?

HQ: Copy that, Caz. Keep watch, hostile armored vehicles coming towards your area.

Copy that HQ! Everyone, look alive! We've got company!

You're on your own, I've got my own guy hunting me down.
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| January 7, 2012, 11:54 pm
Quoting Seth :D
You're on your own, I've got my own guy hunting me down.

Watch out, they might still be around, they got you before you know it. But just go, I'll guard this area.

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| January 8, 2012, 2:49 am
Oh man..... that's not an armored vehicle, Caz. That's a tank! So HURRY UP! The rest of us will cover you from normal fire, but we can't help you against the tank.
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| January 8, 2012, 7:34 am
Quoting Owen S.
Oh man..... that's not an armored vehicle, Caz. That's a tank! So HURRY UP! The rest of us will cover you from normal fire, but we can't help you against the tank.

YOU have the Radio! So call in an air strike, what'd yay mean were dead???? We're not dead until I say so!!! So pick up that gun an d shoot some one!!!!
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| January 8, 2012, 7:39 am
Quoting Zac .
YOU have the Radio! So call in an air strike, what'd yay mean were dead???? We're not dead until I say so!!! So pick up that gun an d shoot some one!!!!

I don't have it! It must of fallen out of my pack in the explosion!
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| January 8, 2012, 7:48 am
Quoting Owen S.
I don't have it! It must of fallen out of my pack in the explosion!

What!!! If I was a pessimist I'd say you have doomed as all...But then I'd also never have gone in to soldering!
How many grenades do you have left? Get in that ditch and roll them under the treads!
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| January 8, 2012, 8:02 am
Quoting Zac .
What!!! If I was a pessimist I'd say you have doomed as all...But then I'd also never have gone in to soldering!
How many grenades do you have left? Get in that ditch and roll them under the treads!

I have a few left! *chucks grenades into path of treads*

BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

Three down! Now we just need to take out the big guns so it doesn't blow up our ride.
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| January 8, 2012, 8:05 am
Quoting Owen S.
I have a few left! *chucks grenades into path of treads*

BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

Three down! Now we just need to take out the big guns so it doesn't blow up our ride.

Wait, I'll call in some shotgunners. *calls red-neck radio station, announces the terrorists took their jobs* "DEY TUKK UR JAWBS!" "TOOKEHJURR!"

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| January 8, 2012, 8:25 am
Quoting Seth :D
*Pulls out Glock*
Alright I'm on the lookout for him. Did he have eye's on me?


dont think so. i looked like he was aiming at cade

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| January 8, 2012, 9:19 am
Quoting Seth :D
*Pulls out Glock*
Alright I'm on the lookout for him. Did he have eye's on me?


dont think so. i looked like he was aiming at cade

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| January 8, 2012, 9:20 am
Quoting Owen S.
I have a few left! *chucks grenades into path of treads*

BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

Three down! Now we just need to take out the big guns so it doesn't blow up our ride.

I got it Owen!

"I start pull out a Steyr-AUG and kill the big guns"

BOO YA!

"A guy shoots me"

OOF! That's gonna leave a mark.
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| January 8, 2012, 3:36 pm
Quoting S.T.S The MOCist from the South
I got it Owen!

"I start pull out a Steyr-AUG and kill the big guns"

BOO YA!

"A guy shoots me"

OOF! That's gonna leave a mark.

*Comes with huge injection needle*
This will only hurt... uh... really much. :p
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| January 8, 2012, 3:39 pm
Quoting S.T.S The MOCist from the South
I got it Owen!

"I start pull out a Steyr-AUG and kill the big guns"

BOO YA!

"A guy shoots me"

OOF! That's gonna leave a mark.

MAN DOWN! STS, you ok?

S.T.S: Aaahhh..... my leg....

Me: That's one heck of a mess. Anyone have first aid? STS needs medical attention!
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| January 8, 2012, 3:41 pm
Quoting Stef Mos
*Comes with huge injection needle*
This will only hurt... uh... really much. :p

"You inject the needle"

OH! !%@&!%#^!%#!^&%&^#%!!! THAT HURT!

"Then you deject the needle"

!@&*%!^&#$!*^@&^*(!&^)#%^)!!! AGAIN!
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| January 8, 2012, 3:42 pm
Quoting Owen S.
MAN DOWN! STS, you ok?

S.T.S: Aaahhh..... my leg....

Me: That's one heck of a mess. Anyone have first aid? STS needs medical attention!

Stef just injecting the needle.

LETS KILL!!!

"I start spraying and praying"
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| January 8, 2012, 3:46 pm
Ok, I think I see the helicopter.
it says "drop ship unit". In Russian. Get the %^*# out of here!!!

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| January 8, 2012, 3:46 pm
Quoting Stef Mos
Ok, I think I see the helicopter.
it says "drop ship unit". In Russian. Get the %^*# out of here!!!

I GOT A ROCKET LAUNCHER! IT'S A RUSSIAN HELI!

"I shoot the rocket and it blows up"

BOO YA!
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| January 8, 2012, 3:48 pm
Everyone, get in! We need to make a return trip later to find the HVI! Is there enough room in the helicopter, though? We may need two so we can transport both squa-

AAAHHHHH!!!

*falls on ground from bullet shot*

"Someone help, I've been hit in the shoulder! It doesn't look too good.

*blacks out*
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| January 8, 2012, 3:50 pm
Quoting Owen S.
Everyone, get in! We need to make a return trip later to find the HVI! Is there enough room in the helicopter, though? We may need two so we can transport both squa-

AAAHHHHH!!!

*falls on ground from bullet shot*

"Someone help, I've been hit in the shoulder! It doesn't look too good.

*blacks out*

I'll inject some Volvic Revive, to help keep you alurrrt!
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| January 8, 2012, 3:57 pm
Quoting Stef Mos
I'll inject some Volvic Revive, to help keep you alurrrt!

I don't care about that, I just want to make sure I don't bleed to death!
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| January 8, 2012, 3:59 pm
Quoting Owen S.
Everyone, get in! We need to make a return trip later to find the HVI! Is there enough room in the helicopter, though? We may need two so we can transport both squa-

AAAHHHHH!!!

*falls on ground from bullet shot*

"Someone help, I've been hit in the shoulder! It doesn't look too good.

*blacks out*

"I drag you in the heli"

Stef you inject the needle. NOW LETS GET OUT OF HERE!
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| January 8, 2012, 4:00 pm
"Chto my delaem s zaklyuchennym? My ne mozhem derzhat' etot merzavets yee navsegda, my -"
"ZE AMERICANS ARE INSIDE!"
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| January 8, 2012, 4:01 pm
Quoting Owen S.
I don't care about that, I just want to make sure I don't bleed to death!

I got you covered: SHAMWOW FTW
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| January 8, 2012, 4:03 pm
Quoting Owen S.
I don't care about that, I just want to make sure I don't bleed to death!

THEN LET HIM INJECT THE NEEDLE!

"I grab the needle from Stef and inject it into Owen"

Owen: !@!&*^#&*!^#)!! OW!
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| January 8, 2012, 4:14 pm
Quoting S.T.S The MOCist from the South
THEN LET HIM INJECT THE NEEDLE!

"I grab the needle from Stef and inject it into Owen"

Owen: !@!&*^#&*!^#)!! OW!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMcH4RA3DOk&skipcontrinter=1 This will work. You doctor yet? Come back when you doctor!
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| January 8, 2012, 4:18 pm
All wings report in! This is the Rouge Serpent standing by. Teams 1 and 2, prepare for immediate evac, do you copy? The choppers are coming in to get you out! Don't loose the HVI or HQ will not be happy!

I see more troops coming in from the north. Heads up!
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| January 8, 2012, 8:15 pm
Quoting S.T.S The MOCist from the South
I found Owen and Stef Mos! Now we need to find Swift!

What about me.. =.=
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| January 8, 2012, 9:45 pm
Quoting Iceman .
What about me.. =.=

WAIT! I FORGOT SOMEONE!

Caz: WHO?!

Iceman!

"I run inside the burning building and bring you back to the heli"

LETS GO! LETS GO! LETS GO!
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| January 8, 2012, 9:48 pm
Quoting S.T.S The MOCist from the South
WAIT! I FORGOT SOMEONE!

Caz: WHO?!

Iceman!

"I run inside the burning building and bring you back to the heli"

LETS GO! LETS GO! LETS GO!

*Wakes up*

Ahh! Finally, you guys found me! You completely forgot about me! My leg is hurting... What's wrong? Where is my gun?!
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| January 8, 2012, 9:54 pm
Quoting Iceman .
*Wakes up*

Ahh! Finally, you guys found me! You completely forgot about me! My leg is hurting... What's wrong? Where is my gun?!

Here.

"hands you a M-90"

Now start shooting the people!
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| January 8, 2012, 10:00 pm
Quoting S.T.S The MOCist from the South
Here.

"hands you a M-90"

Now start shooting the people!

Ah! Nevermind! I found my P90!

RATATATATATATATAT

(Lolfail. Wut 'bout mai leggy?)
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| January 8, 2012, 10:01 pm
Quoting Iceman .
Ah! Nevermind! I found my P90!

RATATATATATATATAT

(Lolfail. Wut 'bout mai leggy?)

Oh, and about your leg, BE A MAN.
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| January 8, 2012, 10:16 pm
Quoting S.T.S The MOCist from the South
Oh, and about your leg, BE A MAN.

NO U.

*Shoots him in the leg*

Ohh... Wut nao? OLOLOL- Jk


Ah your right, it'll be fine.
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| January 8, 2012, 10:19 pm
Quoting Iceman .
NO U.

*Shoots him in the leg*

Ohh... Wut nao? OLOLOL- Jk


Ah your right, it'll be fine.

"BANG BANG BANG BANG"

PILOT, CAN YOU GO ANY SLOWER?!
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| January 8, 2012, 10:22 pm
Quoting S.T.S The MOCist from the South
"BANG BANG BANG BANG"

PILOT, CAN YOU GO ANY SLOWER?!

TELL ME ABOUT IT.

It's more boring then cup-stacking.
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| January 8, 2012, 10:23 pm
Quoting Iceman .
TELL ME ABOUT IT.

It's more boring then cup-stacking.

Heli Pilot: OKAY WE'RE OUTTA OF HERE!

"They fly away"

FINALLY!!! We're done with that mess.
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| January 8, 2012, 10:32 pm
Quoting S.T.S The MOCist from the South
Heli Pilot: OKAY WE'RE OUTTA OF HERE!

"They fly away"

FINALLY!!! We're done with that mess.

Never thought anything was worse then cup-stacking.
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| January 8, 2012, 10:42 pm
Quoting Iceman .
Never thought anything was worse then cup-stacking.

No, putting books away is more boring.
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| January 8, 2012, 10:53 pm
Quoting S.T.S The MOCist from the South
No, putting books away is more boring.

Mm, whatever.

Lets go kill people.
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| January 8, 2012, 11:29 pm
Quoting Iceman .
Mm, whatever.

Lets go kill people.

Dude, we can't kill people at a friendly base.
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| January 8, 2012, 11:46 pm
Quoting S.T.S The MOCist from the South
Dude, we can't kill people at a friendly base.

Lolfailithoughtweweregoingsomewhereelse
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| January 9, 2012, 2:27 am
Quoting Iceman .
Lolfailithoughtweweregoingsomewhereelse

EHWEAIN'TBEHEADINGTHATWAYYOUNUGGET
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| January 11, 2012, 3:40 pm
A sudden message appears: It's Obam@! "Listen troops your next mission is to fly to Korea and spy on them, you will be assisted by a Retired general name General Mokel. Obam@ out dawgs. BI
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| January 11, 2012, 6:03 pm
Quoting Shy Guy (Bro of Coolness)
A sudden message appears: It's Obam@! "Listen troops your next mission is to fly to Korea and spy on them, you will be assisted by a Retired general name General Mokel. Obam@ out dawgs. BI

You... can't say Obama?
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| January 12, 2012, 8:34 am
Quoting Stef Mos
You... can't say Obama?

Yes we can.
/awlol
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| January 12, 2012, 8:36 am
I've got a bad feeling about that message. It's unlike the president to just send us off on a mission like that, especially as we are escaping from another.

I think I may have come to the conclusion..... IT'S A TRAP!!!
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| January 12, 2012, 11:13 am
Quoting daevster !
I've got a bad feeling about that message. It's unlike the president to just send us off on a mission like that, especially as we are escaping from another.

I think I may have come to the conclusion..... IT'S A TRAP!!!

Sudden gunfire startles the troops. *RATTARATTARATTA* The troops look over to see someone in a general costume. "That must be General Mokel, but he has a turban! He's an Afgh@n!" shouted Caz."Get away from the windows, Doug!" (Burn Notice Reference
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| January 12, 2012, 11:45 am
We need a ride to the far North West tip of Russia! I've got info on a fort with the top scientists IN Russia.
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| January 20, 2012, 10:06 pm
No, no. We just got our HVI out of the suburbs. There's no way we could just be shipped out somewhere else with the HVI in our hands...
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| January 20, 2012, 10:17 pm
Quoting Cade .
No, no. We just got our HVI out of the suburbs. There's no way we could just be shipped out somewhere else with the HVI in our hands...

*le put C4 on helicopter
/UMAD?
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| January 21, 2012, 7:59 am
Topic = *ded*
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| January 28, 2012, 11:48 am
Quoting Cade .
No, no. We just got our HVI out of the suburbs. There's no way we could just be shipped out somewhere else with the HVI in our hands...

Caz, I know for a fact that they will either 1. Bomb the base 2. They will hunt down our HVI, so we need to interrogate him and now!
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| January 28, 2012, 12:56 pm
I jump in and revive the topic!
Sup fools.
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| July 7, 2014, 2:19 pm
 Group admin 
Alright, here's the situation...

We've just been deployed in Iraq to help the Iraqi government fight against the rebels. We are on a helicopter, when all of a sudden an RPG comes out of nowhere. The pilots try to get us close to the ground before impact...

Me: Everyone out! Move, move, move!

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| July 7, 2014, 11:03 pm
Quoting Mister Lego ~
Alright, here's the situation...

We've just been deployed in Iraq to help the Iraqi government fight against the rebels. We are on a helicopter, when all of a sudden an RPG comes out of nowhere. The pilots try to get us close to the ground before impact...

Me: Everyone out! Move, move, move!

Me: Shoulda waited for Apache coverage! GO GO GO!
I jump out of the copter with Mister LEGO and a few other soldiers.
Me: LEGO, comms are down. Last thing I heard was about us having to save a certain Lone Survivor.
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| July 12, 2014, 1:12 pm
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