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 Group admin 
Ok, I got a joke.

Why do aliens make crop circles?
Because it's corny!
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| August 21, 2011, 9:38 pm
 Group admin 
What did a minifig say to himself, after another minifig died?

May he rest in Pieces!
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| August 23, 2011, 7:05 pm
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This topic is dead right now :P
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| August 24, 2011, 7:03 pm
Quoting MR. LEGO
This topic is dead right now :P

kind of
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| August 24, 2011, 8:38 pm
Quoting MR. LEGO
This topic is dead right now :P

yep! I'll add one.
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| August 26, 2011, 1:49 am
if a minifigure hand falls out, where does he go?
to a second hand store!
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| August 26, 2011, 1:51 am
Quoting The Timinater !
if a minifigure hand falls out, where does he go?
to a second hand store!

LOL!!!
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| August 26, 2011, 3:46 pm
What do you call Mega Bloks? A piece of %*&@#!
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| August 27, 2011, 8:22 pm
Quoting David Wang
What do you call Mega Bloks? A piece of %*&@#!

ha! thats for sure!
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| August 27, 2011, 8:42 pm
Quoting David Wang
What do you call Mega Bloks? A piece of %*&@#!

LOL!
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| August 29, 2011, 7:34 pm
 Group admin 
Why didn't the skelaton cross the street?

Because he didn't have enough guts :P
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| August 30, 2011, 8:33 pm
I can't remember if I've told this one...

How do Blonde brain cells die?

Alone.
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| August 30, 2011, 9:30 pm
A blonde walks into a electronic store and asks the manager, "Can I buy that TV"
"No"
"Why not?"
"Because your a blonde."
So the blonde goes out and dyes her hair red. She returned to the electronic store and said, "Can I buy that TV?"
"No"
"Why not?"
"Your a blonde."
So the blonde goes and shaves her hair off and returns to the electronic store and says, "Can I buy that TV?"
"No"
"Why not?"
"You're a blonde"
"How can you tell I'm a blonde, I dyed my hair red, then shaved it off!"
"Because that's not a TV, that's a microwave!"
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| August 30, 2011, 10:46 pm
Why does tiger woods wear two socks?

He might get a hole in one
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| August 30, 2011, 10:49 pm
Quoting Aaron Fett
Why does tiger woods wear two socks?

He might get a hole in one

Haha that's a great one!
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| August 30, 2011, 10:54 pm
Quoting MR. LEGO
Why didn't the skelaton cross the street?

Because he didn't have enough guts :P

LOL that's a funny one!
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| August 30, 2011, 10:57 pm
Quoting Legofreak2444 ~
A blonde walks into a electronic store and asks the manager, "Can I buy that TV"
"No"
"Why not?"
"Because your a blonde."
So the blonde goes out and dyes her hair red. She returned to the electronic store and said, "Can I buy that TV?"
"No"
"Why not?"
"Your a blonde."
So the blonde goes and shaves her hair off and returns to the electronic store and says, "Can I buy that TV?"
"No"
"Why not?"
"You're a blonde"
"How can you tell I'm a blonde, I dyed my hair red, then shaved it off!"
"Because that's not a TV, that's a microwave!"

heard it before, but it's hilarious, still!
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| August 31, 2011, 1:42 am
Quoting Medieval Guy
I can't remember if I've told this one...

How do Blonde brain cells die?

Alone.

LOL! you already said it... well, someone said it...
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| August 31, 2011, 1:42 am
Quoting MR. LEGO
Why didn't the skelaton cross the street?

Because he didn't have enough guts :P

LOL!
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| August 31, 2011, 1:43 am
Quoting Legofreak2444 ~
A blonde walks into a electronic store and asks the manager, "Can I buy that TV"
"No"
"Why not?"
"Because your a blonde."
So the blonde goes out and dyes her hair red. She returned to the electronic store and said, "Can I buy that TV?"
"No"
"Why not?"
"Your a blonde."
So the blonde goes and shaves her hair off and returns to the electronic store and says, "Can I buy that TV?"
"No"
"Why not?"
"You're a blonde"
"How can you tell I'm a blonde, I dyed my hair red, then shaved it off!"
"Because that's not a TV, that's a microwave!"

LOL!!!!
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| August 31, 2011, 7:52 pm
Quoting The Timinater !
LOL! you already said it... well, someone said it...

'K, I thought I might have, but didn't have time to check.
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| August 31, 2011, 8:33 pm
A real texting convorsation:
Blonde: What does IDK mean?
Other girl: I Don't Know.
Blonde: NOBODY knows!
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| September 12, 2011, 5:43 pm
A family has a French exchange student, and on his first night in the house he asks what's for dinner.
The cook says "Calf fries."
"What are those?", asks the Frenchman. So the woman explains to him. After the exchange student got over the shock, he said "OK, I guess I'll try them."
The next night he again asks what's for dinner. "Chicken fries" says his hostmother. She then explained what they were.
"OK, I'll try them. The calf fries weren't bad."
The next night, the exchange student asked what was for dinner. The woman replied "Hamburgers and French fries."
The French exchange student ran away.
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| September 12, 2011, 5:51 pm
Quoting Medieval Guy
A family has a French exchange student, and on his first night in the house he asks what's for dinner.
The cook says "Calf fries."
"What are those?", asks the Frenchman. So the woman explains to him. After the exchange student got over the shock, he said "OK, I guess I'll try them."
The next night he again asks what's for dinner. "Chicken fries" says his hostmother. She then explained what they were.
"OK, I'll try them. The calf fries weren't bad."
The next night, the exchange student asked what was for dinner. The woman replied "Hamburgers and French fries."
The French exchange student ran away.
Haha! that's a good one!

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| September 12, 2011, 5:54 pm
Here's a good joke: Megabloks!
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| September 12, 2011, 5:57 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Ryan Degener
Here's a good joke: Megabloks!

haha :P
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| September 12, 2011, 7:47 pm
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Quoting Ryan Degener
Here's a good joke: Megabloks!

True blasphamy right there. HAha
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| September 12, 2011, 8:15 pm
Quoting Ryan Degener
Here's a good joke: Megabloks!

oy! language!
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| September 13, 2011, 1:25 am
Quoting Medieval Guy
A family has a French exchange student, and on his first night in the house he asks what's for dinner.
The cook says "Calf fries."
"What are those?", asks the Frenchman. So the woman explains to him. After the exchange student got over the shock, he said "OK, I guess I'll try them."
The next night he again asks what's for dinner. "Chicken fries" says his hostmother. She then explained what they were.
"OK, I'll try them. The calf fries weren't bad."
The next night, the exchange student asked what was for dinner. The woman replied "Hamburgers and French fries."
The French exchange student ran away.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!
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| September 13, 2011, 1:27 am
Quoting Lwc guy
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!

I'm actually quite surprised that so many people know what calf fries are...
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| September 13, 2011, 4:40 pm
Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
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| September 14, 2011, 9:35 pm
Quoting Green Ghost .
Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.

:o
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| September 15, 2011, 1:14 am
Ok. I got one:
-why, does the president of the united states has got a white with purple dotted cellphone hanging in his closet?
(I post the answer later!)
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| September 15, 2011, 6:32 am
Quoting Ryan Degener
Here's a good joke: Megabloks!

Mah boi, this quality is what all true Legoblocks strife for.
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| September 16, 2011, 1:12 am
Quoting Rinse Jan
-why, does the president of the united states has got a white with purple dotted cellphone hanging in his closet?


the make phone calls ofcourse...
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| September 16, 2011, 12:25 pm
Quoting Medieval Guy
I'm actually quite surprised that so many people know what calf fries are...

I dont. It's still funny though.
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| September 16, 2011, 9:25 pm
Quoting Lwc guy
I dont. It's still funny though.

Ok, I'll explain. Anyone who is easily grossed out needs to stop reading NOW! Here goes: Calf fries are bull testicles.
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| September 16, 2011, 9:29 pm
Quoting Medieval Guy
Ok, I'll explain. Anyone who is easily grossed out needs to stop reading NOW! Here goes: Calf fries are bull testicles.

Well? Is anyone gonna say how nasty that is?
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| September 16, 2011, 10:07 pm
Quoting Medieval Guy
Well? Is anyone gonna say how nasty that is?

urgh. I will.
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| September 17, 2011, 7:05 pm
Quoting Green Ghost .
Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.

LOL!
Chuck Norris once peed in a truck. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris starred in Star Wars- he was the force.
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| September 17, 2011, 7:06 pm
Quoting Medieval Guy
A family has a French exchange student, and on his first night in the house he asks what's for dinner.
The cook says "Calf fries."
"What are those?", asks the Frenchman. So the woman explains to him. After the exchange student got over the shock, he said "OK, I guess I'll try them."
The next night he again asks what's for dinner. "Chicken fries" says his hostmother. She then explained what they were.
"OK, I'll try them. The calf fries weren't bad."
The next night, the exchange student asked what was for dinner. The woman replied "Hamburgers and French fries."
The French exchange student ran away.

LOL!
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| September 17, 2011, 7:06 pm
Quoting Medieval Guy
A real texting convorsation:
Blonde: What does IDK mean?
Other girl: I Don't Know.
Blonde: NOBODY knows!

LOL
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| September 17, 2011, 7:06 pm
Quoting The Timinater !
LOL

If you think that that is funny, well look again!

Persian Messenger: Coose your words wisely.
Leonidas: I have chosen my worlds wisely Persian!
Persian Messenger: This isn't madness! This is Blasphemy! (That is seriously what he says XD)
Leonidas: "looks back to his spartans and then looks at the Persian Messenger" THIS.IS.SPARTA!


"Then the Persian people get kicked down the HUGE well"
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| September 17, 2011, 7:16 pm
Quoting Medieval Guy
Ok, I'll explain. Anyone who is easily grossed out needs to stop reading NOW! Here goes: Calf fries are bull testicles.

BTW, I have eaten them...
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| September 17, 2011, 9:07 pm
Quoting S.T.S The Forgotten
If you think that that is funny, well look again!

Persian Messenger: Coose your words wisely.
Leonidas: I have chosen my worlds wisely Persian!
Persian Messenger: This isn't madness! This is Blasphemy! (That is seriously what he says XD)
Leonidas: "looks back to his spartans and then looks at the Persian Messenger" THIS.IS.SPARTA!


"Then the Persian people get kicked down the HUGE well"

Just one guy, the other guys are like "S--t Bob, are you okay?! I'm coming!" And then they all commit suicide.
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| September 18, 2011, 4:05 am
Quoting Medieval Guy
Ok, I'll explain. Anyone who is easily grossed out needs to stop reading NOW! Here goes: Calf fries are bull testicles.

El Grande Cahones! Aren't turkey fries turkey testicles?
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| September 18, 2011, 3:46 pm
Quoting Medieval Guy
BTW, I have eaten them...

what are they like?
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| September 18, 2011, 4:59 pm
Quoting The Timinater !
what are they like?

Not bad, once you get past the mental thing. They taste similar to chicken (doesn't everything?). It's hard to eat them, you can't get the idea out of your head of what they are and where they come from. But really, assuming that the bull was being butchered anyway, they'd just be thrown out if you didn't eat them. Waste not want not. Right?
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| September 18, 2011, 6:23 pm
Quoting Shockwave 8411
LOL!
Chuck norris can pop a wheelie on a unicycle.

LOL
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| September 18, 2011, 10:20 pm
Quoting Medieval Guy
Not bad, once you get past the mental thing. They taste similar to chicken (doesn't everything?). It's hard to eat them, you can't get the idea out of your head of what they are and where they come from. But really, assuming that the bull was being butchered anyway, they'd just be thrown out if you didn't eat them. Waste not want not. Right?

riiight. :S
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| September 18, 2011, 10:20 pm
Quoting Employee of the month (Hun-grr)
Just one guy, the other guys are like "S--t Bob, are you okay?! I'm coming!" And then they all commit suicide.

I know right?

SUICIDAL PERSIAN TIME!
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| September 18, 2011, 10:21 pm
I found a mouse in my lego- got quite a shock. he's still running rampage in the house- has given mum a shock, and a lot of amusement to us kids. the morale of the story, DON'T TAKE LEGO PIECES APART WITH YOUR TEETH!
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| September 19, 2011, 12:03 am
A joke (which only works in dutch) I ever hope to use on PSN:
droefiX has left the chat room.
Het lijkt erop dat Peer... ):-|
..'m ge"peerd" is. B-)
YEAAAAAH

It doesn't work very good to tranbslate it considering grammar.... it's just a very lame pun anyway :-p
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| September 19, 2011, 2:53 pm
Quoting The Timinater !
I found a mouse in my lego- got quite a shock. he's still running rampage in the house- has given mum a shock, and a lot of amusement to us kids. the morale of the story, DON'T TAKE LEGO PIECES APART WITH YOUR TEETH!

Yikes!
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| September 19, 2011, 9:39 pm
Quoting Quad ?????
Yikes!

;D
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| September 20, 2011, 1:23 am
A great one I heard from a friend:
People say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating sexy beast!
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| September 22, 2011, 9:48 pm
Quoting Medieval Guy
A great one I heard from a friend:
People say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating sexy beast!

LOL brilliant!
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| September 22, 2011, 10:32 pm
What do you call 2 banana peels?
A Pair of Slippers!
ROFL! LOL! Haha! hehe!
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| September 22, 2011, 11:51 pm
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Quoting Commander Knox
What do you call 2 banana peels?
A Pair of Slippers!
ROFL! LOL! Haha! hehe!

I smile. :)
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| September 23, 2011, 3:09 pm
Quoting Commander Knox
What do you call 2 banana peels?
A Pair of Slippers!
ROFL! LOL! Haha! hehe!

LOL
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| September 23, 2011, 7:53 pm
True stroy;
Friend- did you know gullible isn't in the dictionary
my Sis- really?!?!

LOL. in case you are wondering, it is! LOL
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| September 23, 2011, 7:54 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting The Timinater !
True stroy;
Friend- did you know gullible isn't in the dictionary
my Sis- really?!?!

LOL. in case you are wondering, it is! LOL

Nice one XD
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| September 23, 2011, 8:03 pm
Quoting The Timinater !
True stroy;
Friend- did you know gullible isn't in the dictionary
my Sis- really?!?!

LOL. in case you are wondering, it is! LOL

Did you know that if you say 'gullible' really, really slowly it sounds like green beans.
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| September 23, 2011, 8:06 pm
Quoting MR. LEGO
Nice one XD

thanks!
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| September 23, 2011, 8:06 pm
This is awesome you have GOT to listen to this! http://youtu.be/zgB7VYXxxQk I know that person personally! she has been to my house!
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| September 23, 2011, 9:30 pm
Quoting Medieval Guy
Did you know that if you say 'gullible' really, really slowly it sounds like green beans.

Dangit, I can't beleive I fell for that!
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| September 23, 2011, 10:22 pm
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Quoting Quad ?????
Dangit, I can't beleive I fell for that!

Haha. A teacher of mine once said that the class had to write a paper about the meaning of the word gullible because we got in a little trouble, and there was one kid who believed her, then didn't, then did, then didn't, then did, then we all screamed at him to write a paper about the meaning of GULLIBLE! Finally he got it. It was the funniest thing on an Eighth Grade trip to Charlestown, South Carolina.
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| September 23, 2011, 11:03 pm
Quoting Commander Knox
What do you call 2 banana peels?
A Pair of Slippers!
ROFL! LOL! Haha! hehe!

What do you call two robbers?
a pair of knickers!
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| September 23, 2011, 11:10 pm
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Quoting Lwc guy
What do you call two robbers?
a pair of knickers!

Must be an English/New Zealand Joke. Straight Face. :|
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| September 23, 2011, 11:14 pm
Quoting MCLegoboy !
Must be an English/New Zealand Joke. Straight Face. :|

hey, my NANA told it to me!
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| September 23, 2011, 11:16 pm
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Quoting Lwc guy
hey, my NANA told it to me!

Hey, I only know knickers are another word for pants.
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| September 23, 2011, 11:17 pm
Quoting MCLegoboy !
Hey, I only know knickers are another word for pants.

*sighs* silly american.... ;)
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| September 23, 2011, 11:19 pm
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Quoting Lwc guy
*sighs* silly american.... ;)

What are you still doing up, it's sleepy times. I should be sleeping but your knickers whoke me up.
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| September 23, 2011, 11:21 pm
Quoting MCLegoboy !
What are you still doing up, it's sleepy times. I should be sleeping but your knickers whoke me up.

Sleepy times? It's 3;31 PM in New Zealand. *sighs* silly american.... ;)
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| September 23, 2011, 11:25 pm
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Quoting Lwc guy
Sleepy times? It's 3;31 PM in New Zealand. *sighs* silly american.... ;)

Well, ... you ... eh ... yeah, you know. Nananana booboo!
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| September 23, 2011, 11:28 pm
Quoting MCLegoboy !
Nananana booboo!

Seriously, mate? I'm beginning to think silly isn't quite the word...
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| September 23, 2011, 11:30 pm
Quoting Commander Knox
Dirty joke

What do you call a mix between an elefant and a rinosouras?
(H not said but is known) ell if I know

um...
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| September 23, 2011, 11:39 pm
Quoting Lwc guy
um...

Great... now I feel embarrassed :-|
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| September 23, 2011, 11:42 pm
Quoting Commander Knox
Great... now I feel embarrassed :-|

Oops,
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| September 23, 2011, 11:51 pm
Quoting Lwc guy
Oops,

I removed it... It wasn't really that funny anyway :-P (I just wanted to post something :-D)
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| September 24, 2011, 12:08 am
It took Jesus 3 days to respawn.
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| September 24, 2011, 3:04 am
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Quoting Stef (Hun-grr)
It took Jesus 3 days to respawn.

You realize that this could be offensive to a lot of us, as in all of us that are in charge of the group, and a handful of fairly active members in this group. I know you wouldn't care if I said an evolution or atheist joke, but to us, or religion and faith is important and is a part of who we are.
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| September 24, 2011, 5:45 pm
Quoting Medieval Guy
Did you know that if you say 'gullible' really, really slowly it sounds like green beans.

LOL good un!
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| September 24, 2011, 7:51 pm
Quoting MCLegoboy !
Haha. A teacher of mine once said that the class had to write a paper about the meaning of the word gullible because we got in a little trouble, and there was one kid who believed her, then didn't, then did, then didn't, then did, then we all screamed at him to write a paper about the meaning of GULLIBLE! Finally he got it. It was the funniest thing on an Eighth Grade trip to Charlestown, South Carolina.

LOL
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| September 24, 2011, 7:51 pm
Quoting Lwc guy
What do you call two robbers?
a pair of knickers!

LOL
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| September 24, 2011, 7:51 pm
Quoting MCLegoboy !
Must be an English/New Zealand Joke. Straight Face. :|

:P
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| September 24, 2011, 7:52 pm
Quoting Lwc guy
Sleepy times? It's 3;31 PM in New Zealand. *sighs* silly american.... ;)

LOL
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| September 24, 2011, 7:52 pm
Quoting Stef (Hun-grr)
It took Jesus 3 days to respawn.

ouch. that was rude.
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| September 24, 2011, 7:52 pm
Quoting Sam "The legoman" Knavel
An atheist sneezes, don't know what to say....

LOL
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| September 24, 2011, 7:52 pm
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Quoting Sam "The legoman" Knavel
An atheist sneezes, don't know what to say....

I don't even say anything when a Christian Sneezes! Not even if They say Blass You. Here I am :| Complete Straight Face. I've actually been told by atheists though that they still say thank you when someone says bless you because they actually see it as hope life goes well for you or something similar. I know, I've killed your joke. Eh well, what's done is done, you can't linger in the past.
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| September 24, 2011, 8:05 pm
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Quoting The Timinater !
ouch. that was rude.

I know, right?
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| September 24, 2011, 8:06 pm
Ok, here is a Joke.


Ok, so a Atheist Scientist made life out of nothing, and so one day God said "Make life out of nothing.". So he made life out of nothing, then God said "Make life out of dirt.", then the Atheist got a clump of dirt but before he could make something God said "Get your own dirt! ".




:P
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| September 24, 2011, 8:06 pm
Ok, here is a Joke.


Ok, so a Atheist Scientist made life out of nothing, and so one day God said "Make life out of nothing.". So he made life out of nothing, then God said "Make life out of dirt.", then the Atheist got a clump of dirt but before he could make something God said "Get your own dirt! ".




:P
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| September 24, 2011, 8:06 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting S.T.S The Forgotten
Ok, here is a Joke.


Ok, so a Atheist Scientist made life out of nothing, and so one day God said "Make life out of nothing.". So he made life out of nothing, then God said "Make life out of dirt.", then the Atheist got a clump of dirt but before he could make something God said "Get your own dirt! ".




:P

I've heard that one. That's funny.
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| September 24, 2011, 8:09 pm
Quoting MCLegoboy !
I've heard that one. That's funny.

The best part of all it isn't against any religion ;)


(I'm a Christian by the way)
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| September 24, 2011, 8:11 pm
Something a black guy really said:
I never believed in Santa because I knew that no white guy would ever set foot in my neighborhood after dark.
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| September 24, 2011, 9:55 pm
Quoting MCLegoboy !
I know, right?

yep
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| September 24, 2011, 11:00 pm
Quoting Medieval Guy
Something a black guy really said:
I never believed in Santa because I knew that no white guy would ever set foot in my neighborhood after dark.

LOL
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| September 24, 2011, 11:01 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Christian H.
A LEGO brick walks up to a Mega Block one day, and looks it over. After an extensive study, the LEGO brick says: How dare you MOC me!

It's a pun.

That's a good one XD
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| September 25, 2011, 3:15 pm
Quoting Christian H.
A LEGO brick walks up to a Mega Block one day, and looks it over. After an extensive study, the LEGO brick says: How dare you MOC me!

It's a pun.

LOL! good one!
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| September 25, 2011, 3:37 pm
OK, heres a joke. If your parents are lawyers, look away now.

What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?


Not enough sand.
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| September 25, 2011, 8:12 pm
 Group admin 
Okay I just thought of this. What is LOL. One word or three? Because it can be said L O L and then Lawl.
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| September 26, 2011, 9:08 pm
Quoting MCLegoboy !
Okay I just thought of this. What is LOL. One word or three? Because it can be said L O L and then Lawl.

I say it Lawl, as in how you pronounce it, rather than L-O-L, or Laugh Out Loud...
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| September 26, 2011, 11:58 pm
Quoting MCLegoboy !
Okay I just thought of this. What is LOL. One word or three? Because it can be said L O L and then Lawl.

In my language, LOL actually is a word, it means fun, which is surprisingly similair to the english meaning! (Dude, I got to put that in Random Facts)
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| September 27, 2011, 1:50 am
FUN, new name! ^^
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| September 27, 2011, 1:52 am
Quoting Stef The Flying Dutchman (Hun-grr)
FUN, new name! ^^

cool.
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| September 27, 2011, 6:43 pm
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
and he said to the man running the stand
Hey. got any grapes?

The man said no we just sell lemonade. It’s cold and its fresh and it’s all home made. Can I sell you glass? The duck said “I’ll pass”.
Then he waddled away. Till the very next day.

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man that was running the stand
Hey. You got any grapes?

The man said no, like I said yesterday, we just sell lemonade okay?
Why not give it a try? The duck said Goodbye.
Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away
Till the very next day.

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man that was running the stand
Hey. You got any grapes?

The man said look, this is getting old. Lemonade’s all we’ve ever sold. Why not give it a go? The duck said “No.”
Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away
Till the very next day.

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man that was running the stand
Hey. You got any grapes?

The man said THAT’S IT!! If you don’t stay away,duck, I’ll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck.
So don’t get to close! The duck said Adios.
Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away
Till the very next day.

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man that was running the stand
Hey. You got any glue?

What?

You got any glue?
No, why would I– Oh!

Then one more question for you:
Got any grapes?

And the man just stopped. Then he started to smile. Then he started to laugh. He laughed for a while.
Then he said, “Come on duck, let’s walk to the store. I’ll buy you some grapes so you won’t have to ask anymore.”

So they walked to the store and the man bought some grapes. He offered one to the duck and the duck said “No thanks”.

“But you know what sounds good? It would make my day.
Do you think this store, do you think this store, do you think this store… has any… lemonade?”

Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away.








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| September 29, 2011, 1:44 am
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Quoting Stef The Flying Dutchman (Hun-grr)
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
and he said to the man running the stand
Hey. got any grapes?

The man said no we just sell lemonade. It’s cold and its fresh and it’s all home made. Can I sell you glass? The duck said “I’ll pass”.
Then he waddled away. Till the very next day.

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man that was running the stand
Hey. You got any grapes?

The man said no, like I said yesterday, we just sell lemonade okay?
Why not give it a try? The duck said Goodbye.
Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away
Till the very next day.

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man that was running the stand
Hey. You got any grapes?

The man said look, this is getting old. Lemonade’s all we’ve ever sold. Why not give it a go? The duck said “No.”
Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away
Till the very next day.

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man that was running the stand
Hey. You got any grapes?

The man said THAT’S IT!! If you don’t stay away,duck, I’ll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck.
So don’t get to close! The duck said Adios.
Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away
Till the very next day.

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man that was running the stand
Hey. You got any glue?

What?

You got any glue?
No, why would I– Oh!

Then one more question for you:
Got any grapes?

And the man just stopped. Then he started to smile. Then he started to laugh. He laughed for a while.
Then he said, “Come on duck, let’s walk to the store. I’ll buy you some grapes so you won’t have to ask anymore.”

So they walked to the store and the man bought some grapes. He offered one to the duck and the duck said “No thanks”.

“But you know what sounds good? It would make my day.
Do you think this store, do you think this store, do you think this store… has any… lemonade?”

Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away.








Great little music video by ForrestFireFilms
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| September 29, 2011, 2:57 pm
Quoting Stef The Flying Dutchman (Hun-grr)
Cute Little Rhyme Thing

I heard something similar, except minus the rhyming, and it was a bar not a lemonade stand, and the duck wanted bread. Oh, and it was nails not glue...



Funny how the same joke changes from person to person.
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| September 29, 2011, 9:59 pm
Quoting Stef The Flying Dutchman (Hun-grr)

heard a version of that, but it's still very funny!
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| September 29, 2011, 11:31 pm
Quoting Medieval Guy
I heard something similar, except minus the rhyming, and it was a bar not a lemonade stand, and the duck wanted bread. Oh, and it was nails not glue...



Funny how the same joke changes from person to person.
yeah, he threatens to nail his feet to the floor...

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| September 29, 2011, 11:32 pm
 Group admin 
Yo mammas so fat, people run around her for exersize XD
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| October 1, 2011, 12:34 am
 Group admin 
I've got a joke for you guys:

This comment.
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| October 1, 2011, 7:57 am
Quoting MR. LEGO
Yo mammas so fat, people run around her for exersize XD

LOL
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| October 1, 2011, 8:35 pm
Quoting MCLegoboy !
I've got a joke for you guys:

This comment.

erm... it's original...
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| October 1, 2011, 8:36 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOnBnkB4DpM

Don't worry, it's clean.
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| October 2, 2011, 10:12 am
Quoting MCLegoboy !
I've got a joke for you guys:

This comment.

Oh, i tought it was your life. JK ^^
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| October 2, 2011, 12:13 pm
A woman prepares her family a meal. While they're eating, the husband asks jokingly "Are you trying to poison Billy and me?" The wife replies, "Why would I poison Billy?"
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| October 4, 2011, 9:24 pm
Quoting Medieval Guy
A woman prepares her family a meal. While they're eating, the husband asks jokingly "Are you trying to poison Billy and me?" The wife replies, "Why would I poison Billy?"

Lol.
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| October 4, 2011, 9:35 pm
Quoting Medieval Guy
A woman prepares her family a meal. While they're eating, the husband asks jokingly "Are you trying to poison Billy and me?" The wife replies, "Why would I poison Billy?"

LOL
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| October 5, 2011, 12:12 am
I have a ton of riddles, but here's one:
How many sides are there in a circle?
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| October 8, 2011, 9:27 am
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Quoting Seth (Jag .)
I have a ton of riddles, but here's one:
How many sides are there in a circle?

An infinite amount.
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| October 8, 2011, 9:40 am
Quoting MCLegoboy !
An infinite amount.

Nope. Give up?
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| October 8, 2011, 9:46 am
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Quoting Seth (Jag .)
Nope. Give up?

Actually, what I said was true, just not your answer.
How about this? Two. The front and the back.
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| October 8, 2011, 9:49 am
Quoting MCLegoboy !
Actually, what I said was true, just not your answer.
How about this? Two. The front and the back.

I guess that could work, but I have a different answer sort of. 2, the inside and outside.
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| October 8, 2011, 9:51 am
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Quoting Seth (Jag .)
I guess that could work, but I have a different answer sort of. 2, the inside and outside.

That's a good one. The reason I said an infinite amount is becasue I always forget that I have to think a lot differently because this is the Jokes/Riddles topic. My brain is too logical for these things.
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| October 8, 2011, 9:56 am
"What happened?"
"He dropped his left."
"Oh."

Anyone wanna guess?
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| October 10, 2011, 9:58 am
Quoting Legofreak2444 ~
"What happened?"
"He dropped his left."
"Oh."

Anyone wanna guess?

I don't get it.
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| October 12, 2011, 8:24 pm
A blonde was cruising down the highway at breakneck speed when a cop pulled her over.

“May I see your license and registration, please?” asked the cop.

Miffed, the blonde said, “I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you took away my license. Now today you want me to show it to you!”
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| October 12, 2011, 8:27 pm
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are running from the cops. They hide on a potato farm. They crawl into some potato bags. The first cop pokes the bag with the brunette in it. She says, "Meow." The cop confirms that it is just a cat. The second cop pokes the bag with the redhead in it. She says, "Woof." The cop says that it is just a dog. The third cop pokes the bag with the blonde in it. She say in her sweetest voice, "Potato."
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| October 12, 2011, 9:19 pm
A group of blondes were willing to prove that not all blondes were dumb. They established a judges panel of people to ask the questions.

On the day of the judging the people started off by asking, "What is 59 + 2?"

The first blonde contestant responded by saying, "57?"

The rest of the blondes said, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"

Then they asked, "What is 15 - 5?"

The blonde responded, "20, right?"

Once again the rest of the contestants screamed, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"

The judges decided to go easier on her and asked, "What is 1 + 2?"

"3?" said the blonde.

The rest of the blondes said, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"
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| October 12, 2011, 9:21 pm
A blonde was driving home after work and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to the repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.

So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.

Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?" The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.

Her roommate rolled her eyes and said... "HEL-LOOOOO ...You gotta roll up the windows!!!


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| October 12, 2011, 9:22 pm
Brunette Joke

A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."

She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so on it goes.

The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?"

She says, "No, I'm really a blonde."

"I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."
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| October 12, 2011, 9:25 pm
How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?

Scroll Down. --->


















<----- Scroll Up.
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| October 12, 2011, 9:26 pm
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The blond with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."
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| October 12, 2011, 9:27 pm
Did you hear about the blonde who studied for her blood test and still failed it?

And did you hear about the blonde who tripped over her cordless phone?
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| October 12, 2011, 9:27 pm
You've got alot of blonde jokes bro!They're hilarious!
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| October 12, 2011, 9:27 pm
Quoting CC-3636 "Wolffe"
You've got alot of blonde jokes bro!They're hilarious!

Thanks! I got a few more.
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| October 12, 2011, 9:28 pm
Why aren't blondes hired for elevator jobs?

Because they can't remember the route.


Did you hear about the blonde who almost killed her toy poodle?

She tried to insert batteries.
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| October 12, 2011, 9:29 pm
"Nope,Chuck Testa."
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| October 12, 2011, 9:38 pm
Chuck Norris doesn't fall,he dares gravity to drop him!My remix of "Chuck Norris doesn't cut his grass,he dares it to grow!"
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| October 12, 2011, 9:41 pm
Quoting Seth (Jag .)
A blonde was cruising down the highway at breakneck speed when a cop pulled her over.

“May I see your license and registration, please?” asked the cop.

Miffed, the blonde said, “I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you took away my license. Now today you want me to show it to you!”

HAHA LOL!
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| October 12, 2011, 10:05 pm
Quoting Seth (Jag .)
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are running from the cops. They hide on a potato farm. They crawl into some potato bags. The first cop pokes the bag with the brunette in it. She says, "Meow." The cop confirms that it is just a cat. The second cop pokes the bag with the redhead in it. She says, "Woof." The cop says that it is just a dog. The third cop pokes the bag with the blonde in it. She say in her sweetest voice, "Potato."

LOL heard it before, still funny!
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| October 12, 2011, 10:06 pm
Quoting Seth (Jag .)
A blonde was driving home after work and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to the repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.

So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.

Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?" The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.

Her roommate rolled her eyes and said... "HEL-LOOOOO ...You gotta roll up the windows!!!


HAHAHAHAHA! ROTFL! LOL good one!
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| October 12, 2011, 10:07 pm
Quoting Seth (Jag .)
Brunette Joke

A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."

She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so on it goes.

The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?"

She says, "No, I'm really a blonde."

"I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."

LOL
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| October 12, 2011, 10:07 pm
Quoting Seth (Jag .)
How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?

Scroll Down. --->


















<----- Scroll Up.

or on a shirt: how to keep a blonde entertained for hours: see on back (on back) how to keep a blonde entertained for hours: see on front... :P
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| October 12, 2011, 10:09 pm
Quoting Seth (Jag .)
Did you hear about the blonde who studied for her blood test and still failed it?

And did you hear about the blonde who tripped over her cordless phone?

LOLs
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| October 12, 2011, 10:11 pm
Quoting Seth (Jag .)
Why aren't blondes hired for elevator jobs?

Because they can't remember the route.


Did you hear about the blonde who almost killed her toy poodle?

She tried to insert batteries.

LOL

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| October 12, 2011, 10:12 pm
Quoting CC-3636 "Wolffe"
Chuck Norris doesn't fall,he dares gravity to drop him!

LOL
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| October 12, 2011, 10:12 pm
Quoting Takanuva 9910
A blond,brunnette and brown walk into a bar and ask where the bathroom is,The bartender tells where the bathroom is and one more thing "There's a mirror that will grant you something good if you speek truth to it,if you lie you vanish."The brunnete says to the mirror,"I think I'm the prettiest in here." and got a bag of diamonds.The brown says "I think I'm the smartest here." and got gold and money.The blond says "I think..." and vanishes.

Three repulsive people get killed by a car and go to heaven,When there God gives them one wish each.The first two wish to be pretty and become pretty.The third guy,laughing,is asked,"What do you wish?",He responded with "Make `em both ugly again."

A man is going to buy a horse from a farmer."when bought the farmer warns the man that he taught the horse church phrases to move."Praise the lord!" to go and "haljalujha" to stop.The man takes the horse on a test run and says,"Praise the lord"quietly.He wants to go faster so he says "PRAISE THE LORD!" loudly causing the horse to run really fast.The man sees a cliff coming up ahead and tries to remember the stopping phrase.eventually he remembers the phrase and screams "HALJALUJHA!" and stops right at the edge of the cliff.Releived,he says quietly "Oh,praise the lord.No wait sttoooop...*falling off cliff*

2nd one is brilliant! first is also good! (already heard the last one)
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| October 12, 2011, 10:14 pm
Quoting Seth (Jag .)
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The blond with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."

LOL

another version

Blonde calls a mechanic:
"Hello, I need help urgently; I've locked myself out of my car and left the keys inside! And it looks like it's starting to rain, and I've left the roof of my convertible down!
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| October 12, 2011, 10:17 pm
this just happened: my sis (12) and her friend (10) are playing restaurants:
Sis: what have you got
Friend: (long list, ending in "turkey brains")
Sis: I want a turkey brain.
Me: you've already got one!!!
(queue fight) :P
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| October 19, 2011, 6:06 pm
Quoting The Timinater !
this just happened: my sis (12) and her friend (10) are playing restaurants:
Sis: what have you got
Friend: (long list, ending in "turkey brains")
Sis: I want a turkey brain.
Me: you've already got one!!!
(queue fight) :P

Hahaha! Did you win? :P
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| October 19, 2011, 7:12 pm
Quoting Owen S.
Hahaha! Did you win? :P

yep! :P gotta go now!
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| October 19, 2011, 7:15 pm
Quoting The Timinater !
yep! :P gotta go now!

See ya!
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| October 19, 2011, 7:18 pm
I see London.....I see France.....I see your- S--T Oh my gosh! My EYES!!! O_O

It happened one time to me one time, but I wouldn't want to tell you who the person's gender was O_O
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| October 20, 2011, 1:57 am
This is a somewhat racist joke :P

Okay, so their is a Asian, a Mexican, and a American, and so they're on a plane flying over the Atlantic Sea and the plane is starting to fall into the ocean because of the supplies. Then the Asian pushes a huge crate of rice and says "We have too much of this in my country." and the Mexican pushes a huge crate of beans and says "We have to much of this in my country."

Then the American pushes the Mexican off the plane and says "We have too many of these."


:P
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| October 20, 2011, 2:06 am
Quoting S.T.S The Forgotten
This is a somewhat racist joke :P

Okay, so their is a Asian, a Mexican, and a American, and so they're on a plane flying over the Atlantic Sea and the plane is starting to fall into the ocean because of the supplies. Then the Asian pushes a huge crate of rice and says "We have too much of this in my country." and the Mexican pushes a huge crate of beans and says "We have to much of this in my country."

Then the American pushes the Mexican off the plane and says "We have too many of these."


:P

In New Zealand, we have a version: There's a Moari (instead of the American), and he pushes the Asian out... still racist
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| October 20, 2011, 4:20 pm
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Quoting S.T.S The Forgotten
This is a somewhat racist joke :P

Okay, so their is a Asian, a Mexican, and a American, and so they're on a plane flying over the Atlantic Sea and the plane is starting to fall into the ocean because of the supplies. Then the Asian pushes a huge crate of rice and says "We have too much of this in my country." and the Mexican pushes a huge crate of beans and says "We have to much of this in my country."

Then the American pushes the Mexican off the plane and says "We have too many of these."


:P

Heard the same one but there was a fourth person and it was on the top of the Empire State Builing.
There was an Korean(Really any Asian), an American, a Mexican and I think a German. THe German throws beer, the Korean throws rice, the Mexican throws beans and the American throws the Mexican over.
In all reality, as long as the American and Mexican are part of it, you could have as many countries as possible.
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| October 20, 2011, 4:22 pm
Quoting MCLegoboy !
Heard the same one but there was a fourth person and it was on the top of the Empire State Builing.
There was an Korean(Really any Asian), an American, a Mexican and I think a German. THe German throws beer, the Korean throws rice, the Mexican throws beans and the American throws the Mexican over.
In all reality, as long as the American and Mexican are part of it, you could have as many countries as possible.

HAHAHA! Here's another:

They're is a American, a English, a Russian, and a Asian on a plane together. The English has a cup of tea and says "We have to much of this in my country." he takes one more sip and throws this away. Then the Russian has 3 bottles Vodka and says "We have to much of this in my country." and he kisses all 3 bottles and throws them and then says "I really regret that." Then the Asian has a bowl of rice and says "We have to much of this in my country." He takes one more bite and throws it away. THEN the American grabs all of them and throws them off the plane and says "We have WAY too many of these in MY country!" XD
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| October 22, 2011, 2:44 am
my first joke since coming back! I learnt this one at the camp: This guy is on a desert island, and a lamp washes ashore: the guy give it a rub: out comes a genie:

Genie- I can grant 1 wish of yours.
Guy- I would like a six lane bridge from here to the mainland.
Ge- That would be very expensive: a six lane bridge is very wide, and it will be very long: these wishes still cost us genies, you know... Is there any other wish you'd like me to grant you?
Guy- I've always been unlucky with women: can you help me understand the mind of a woman:
Ge- I will build the bridge.

:P
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| October 26, 2011, 10:06 pm
An African, a Mexican, and an American find a magic lamp. A genie comes out and grants them each one wish. The African says "I'd like to have all the Africans back to their homelands to live happily ever after." The Mexican says "I'd like to have all the Mexicans back in Mexico to live happily ever after." The American is then alone with the Genie and says,"Let me get this straight: all the Africans are in Africa and all the Mexicans are back in Mexico?"
"Yes."
"In that case, I'd like a Coke."
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| October 27, 2011, 8:00 pm
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Quoting Medieval Guy

Thats a good one :P
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| October 27, 2011, 8:03 pm
WARNING!BAD CHUCK NORRIS JOKES AHEAD!OK,so here's one:What is steel wool made out of?Chuck Norris's pubes!Chuck Norris doesn't cut his grass,he dares it to grow!Jesus can walk on water but Cnuck Norris can swim on land!(Sorry if you found that on insulting.)Chuck Norris once peed in a truck.That Truck is now known as Optimus Prime.Chuck Norris once went to a kid's birthday party and made the birthday boy suck all the helium out of the ballons.That kid is now known as;yep,you guessed it!Justin B. XD!
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| October 27, 2011, 8:15 pm
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Quoting CC-3636 "Wolffe"
Chuck Norris once went to a kid's birthday party and made the birthday boy suck all the helium out of the ballons.That kid is now known as;yep,you guessed it!Justin B. XD!

It could also be Fred :P
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| October 27, 2011, 8:19 pm
Quoting MR. LEGO
It could also be Fred :P

True,true.
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| October 27, 2011, 8:21 pm
Well, considering that nobody has been offended by these racist jokes thus far, here is a racist stereotypical joke:
Why are black people so good at basketball?

Because it involves jumping, stealing and shooting.
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| October 27, 2011, 8:29 pm
Quoting Sam "The legoman" Knavel
If you get hit in the face with a book, you have been Facebooked!

lolz!True dat!
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| October 27, 2011, 8:33 pm
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Quoting Medieval Guy

wow.
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| October 27, 2011, 8:36 pm
Quoting Medieval Guy
Well, considering that nobody has been offended by these racist jokes thus far, here is a racist stereotypical joke:
Why are black people so good at basketball?

Because it involves jumping, stealing and shooting.

LOL! *guilty laugh* :D
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| October 27, 2011, 11:13 pm
Quoting Sam "The legoman" Knavel
If you get hit in the face with a book, you have been Facebooked!

Haha! That's a good one.
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| October 27, 2011, 11:15 pm
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Quoting Medieval Guy

What's sad though, is that he only got one granual. Those tricky Genies. He couldn't do anything with just one granual!



Ooooooh, you mean Coca-Cola? Oops.
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| October 28, 2011, 8:37 am
 Group admin 
Quoting Medieval Guy
Well, considering that nobody has been offended by these racist jokes thus far, here is a racist stereotypical joke:
Why are black people so good at basketball?

Because it involves jumping, stealing and shooting.

Dude! These are hilarious! You're terrible. Keep 'em coming.
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| October 28, 2011, 8:41 am
Quoting MCLegoboy !
Dude! These are hilarious! You're terrible. Keep 'em coming.

I must admit that I'm seriously concerned that someone might take offense to these...but so far nobody has, so on we go!
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| October 28, 2011, 7:05 pm
There's a black guy and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving?

The cop!
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| October 28, 2011, 7:12 pm
Why doesn't Mexico ever win the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border!
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| October 28, 2011, 7:14 pm
These last couple are from Googling. Really, some of the jokes out there are truly horrible and are just bad taste, especially Jew jokes.
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| October 28, 2011, 7:18 pm
Ok, I think that's enough r@cist jokes now
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| October 28, 2011, 7:47 pm
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Quoting LWC guy
Ok, I think that's enough r@cist jokes now

Okay, fine. On to the Dirty Jokes!

Seriously, I'll find it hilarious if someone actually puts a joke on here, and then just say they are disgusting for putting it on here.
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| October 28, 2011, 11:06 pm
Quoting Sam "The legoman" Knavel
someone threw a pepsi at me today, thank god it was a SOFT drink.

Haha!!! Thats a good one:)
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| October 28, 2011, 11:36 pm
Quoting Sam "The legoman" Knavel
someone threw a pepsi at me today, thank god it was a SOFT drink.

diyiyiyiyi!!!!!
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| October 29, 2011, 12:21 am
Quoting LWC guy
Ok, I think that's enough r@cist jokes now

Probably so. What's sad is that those jokes were the cleanest ones out there!
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| October 29, 2011, 5:22 pm
Quoting Medieval Guy
There's a black guy and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving?

The cop!


How to make this politically correct:
Two white males are in a car, who's driving?

The femyle African-American police officer.
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| October 29, 2011, 7:22 pm
Quoting Medieval Guy
I must admit that I'm seriously concerned that someone might take offense to these...but so far nobody has, so on we go!

I dislike them
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| October 29, 2011, 11:35 pm
Quoting Medieval Guy
There's a black guy and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving?

The cop!

heard it before: stop r@cist jokes.
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| October 29, 2011, 11:36 pm
Quoting Sam "The legoman" Knavel
someone threw a pepsi at me today, thank god it was a SOFT drink.

LOL
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| October 29, 2011, 11:36 pm
Quoting The Timinater !
heard it before: stop r@cist jokes.

OK, we're done.
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| October 30, 2011, 9:49 am
Quoting The Timinater !
heard it before: stop r@cist jokes.

I find some of these very insulting seeing as I'm part black,white and asian.(Honestly I just shrug off an insult but that's not the point.)
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| October 30, 2011, 10:00 am
 Group admin 
Quoting CC-3636 "Wolffe"
I find some of these very insulting seeing as I'm part black,white and asian.(Honestly I just shrug off an insult but that's not the point.)

Dude, that's awesome! You're a PANDA!
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| October 30, 2011, 1:52 pm
Quoting MCLegoboy !
Dude, that's awesome! You're a PANDA!

*grins* I know.But I look like anyone how likes the outdoors:slightly tanned.
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| October 30, 2011, 4:02 pm
Quoting Sam "The legoman" Knavel
never play leap frog with a unicorn. period.

Oww...
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| October 30, 2011, 4:43 pm
Quoting Sam "The legoman" Knavel
Dinosaurs were made up by the CIA to discourage time travel, true story.

Lol. Where did the fossils come from?
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| October 30, 2011, 4:56 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Sam "The legoman" Knavel
Aliens, JK, I know why.

Well if you know why, why don't you tell us?
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| October 30, 2011, 5:07 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Sam "The legoman" Knavel
Quoting MCLegoboy !
Well if you know why, why don't you tell us?

They are organisms millions of years old, killed for no reason at all, don't criticize me on my religious views please, I keep my religious affiliation a closely guarded secret.

Hey, that was only one person we killed for religious views, and that was because he was a Zoroastrian.
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| October 30, 2011, 5:21 pm
"If you've got something to say now's the perfect time to keep it to yourself."

What's it from? :)
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| October 30, 2011, 6:07 pm
Ok, so three men walked into a bar. You'd think that at least one of them would have seen it.
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| October 31, 2011, 4:55 am
Quoting Sam "The legoman" Knavel
from yahoo answers, a guy said, my wife tried to make a credit card payment online, and put the card in the floppy disk drive, and now she can't get it out, can you help? XD

"Don't worry ma'am, we're from the Interwebz."
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| October 31, 2011, 9:29 am
WFC Megatron is always so cheery:
"Now get back to the battle, before I'll CHOKE THE LIFE OUT OF YOU!"

"I'll rip your arms off when this is over!"
He'll say it sometimes when you hit him xD

"We're not gonna make it!"
Breakdown

"You WILL reach the other side, or I'll have your HEAD!" Megatron

-Chapter IV


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| October 31, 2011, 9:45 am
Quoting Sam "The legoman" Knavel
never play leap frog with a unicorn. period.

LOL!
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| October 31, 2011, 7:22 pm
Quoting Jensen Anderson
Ok, so three men walked into a bar. You'd think that at least one of them would have seen it.

LOL a goodie, but an oldie :P
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| October 31, 2011, 7:24 pm
Quoting Sam "The legoman" Knavel
from yahoo answers, a guy said, my wife tried to make a credit card payment online, and put the card in the floppy disk drive, and now she can't get it out, can you help? XD

LOL
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| October 31, 2011, 7:24 pm
What did one lawyer say to the other?

Hey, we're both lawyers!
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| October 31, 2011, 7:26 pm
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?


Missile-toe!
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| October 31, 2011, 7:28 pm
Quoting Medieval Guy
A woman prepares her family a meal. While they're eating, the husband asks jokingly "Are you trying to poison Billy and me?" The wife replies, "Why would I poison Billy?"


HAHAHAHA lol.
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| October 31, 2011, 7:30 pm
Quoting My Name is Anonymous
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?


Missile-toe!

LOL!
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| November 3, 2011, 4:10 pm
Quoting CC-3636 "Wolffe"
I find some of these very insulting seeing as I'm part black,white and asian.(Honestly I just shrug off an insult but that's not the point.)

Sorry if you took offense, none was intended. Let's put this all behind us, I don't know why we started in the first place...
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| November 3, 2011, 5:47 pm
Quoting Medieval Guy
Sorry if you took offense, none was intended. Let's put this all behind us, I don't know why we started in the first place...

S'ok.Didn't you read the part in brackets???
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| November 3, 2011, 6:01 pm
Quoting MCLegoboy !
Dude, that's awesome! You're a PANDA!

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
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| November 4, 2011, 3:00 pm
This is the funniest thing I've read in a while. http://www.mocpages.com/group_conversation.php?id=15578&topicid=74458
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| November 5, 2011, 5:48 pm
Quoting Medieval Guy
This is the funniest thing I've read in a while. http://www.mocpages.com/group_conversation.php?id=15578&topicid=74458

/o/, almost as funny as Cracked.com
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| November 5, 2011, 7:52 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Medieval Guy
This is the funniest thing I've read in a while. http://www.mocpages.com/group_conversation.php?id=15578&topicid=74458

It truely is. I just had to delete a rude comment about him though. Still, it was pretty hilarious.
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| November 5, 2011, 7:57 pm
Quoting MCLegoboy !
It truely is. I just had to delete a rude comment about him though. Still, it was pretty hilarious.

Was it one of my comments? It probably was...

I feel so appreciated.
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| November 5, 2011, 7:59 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Cade .
Was it one of my comments? It probably was...

I feel so appreciated.

When it comes to approving and deleting questionable comments, they show up unlisted.
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| November 5, 2011, 8:04 pm
Hmm, wonder if anyone can figure out this riddle >:3


RIDDLER TIME!!!!!






I k-k-killed a m-m-m-man, it wasn't on p-p-urpose, but w-w-wasn't a accid-d-dent. Wh-what was m-m-m-my emotion?
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| November 6, 2011, 1:18 am
Quoting S.T.S The Forgotten
Hmm, wonder if anyone can figure out this riddle >:3


RIDDLER TIME!!!!!






I k-k-killed a m-m-m-man, it wasn't on p-p-urpose, but w-w-wasn't a accid-d-dent. Wh-what was m-m-m-my emotion?

Anger?
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| November 6, 2011, 10:16 am
Quoting Medieval Guy
Anger?

H-h-have you really f-f-f-failed me?
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| November 6, 2011, 11:27 am
Quoting Dave Russ



Fear! XD

Y-y-you have failed-d-d me t-t-too, looks l-l-like someone can't solve my r-r-r-riddle. "BANG!"
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| November 6, 2011, 11:29 am
 Group admin 
Quoting Oliver King
what was the comment

Man, how am I supposed to know.
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| November 6, 2011, 1:33 pm
Customer: Um, waiter, there is a fly in my potatoes.
Waiter: Shhh! You'll make the other customers jealous.
I only tell this old and not very funny joke because my little brother found a bug in his dinner tonight, SICK!
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| November 7, 2011, 1:19 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Jensen Anderson
Customer: Um, waiter, there is a fly in my potatoes.
Waiter: Shhh! You'll make the other customers jealous.
I only tell this old and not very funny joke because my little brother found a bug in his dinner tonight, SICK!

HA!
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| November 7, 2011, 7:07 pm
Quoting Jensen Anderson
Customer: Um, waiter, there is a fly in my potatoes.
Waiter: Shhh! You'll make the other customers jealous.
I only tell this old and not very funny joke because my little brother found a bug in his dinner tonight, SICK!

:P Funny!I haven't actually heard this!*adds to list of really bad jokes I'll probably use later on cause I'm cool like that*
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| November 7, 2011, 8:28 pm
Everyone thinks Sparta is so cool. I, for one, am waiting for someone to scream "THIS IS ATHENS!" Athens is so much better than Sparta.
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| November 10, 2011, 7:06 pm
Quoting Medieval Guy

How about this?:
THIS IS WINNIPEG!!!
LOL
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| November 10, 2011, 7:08 pm
THIS IS TORONTO!!! :D
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| November 10, 2011, 10:56 pm
Quoting Sam "The legoman" Knavel
you should really watch my little pony friendship is magic, it is really good. -God

-_-
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| November 10, 2011, 10:57 pm
Quoting Sam "The legoman" Knavel
Me loves Toronto!

It is awesome.
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| November 10, 2011, 11:17 pm
Quoting Sam "The legoman" Knavel
My mom's been there, really big, i love any cities on the great lakes, Chicago, Detroit, Milwaukee, Toronto, great cities.

I actually live about 50-70 meters away from the lake.
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| November 10, 2011, 11:27 pm
Ok, ok, i got one....
so me, Sam K. and The Terminator ! are sittin' pretty up in heaven right? God is showing us a red button. "don't press the red button" he says. we all say "ok", and he leaves.
***
so, i go down to the earth, and i see the ugliest girl in my life; completely discusting. i go back up to heaven, they ask me "what happened?" i say, "i pressed the red button".
***
So then Sam heads down to earth, he sees the ugliest girl he's ever seen. he comes back up to heaven. me and The Terminator ! ask him "what happened?". he says "i pressed the red button".
***
Finally, The Terminator ! goes down to earth and sees the hottest, prettiest, most "perfect" girl he's ever seen. he sees her go up to heaven. her friends ask her "what happened down there?". she says "I pressed the red button!"
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| November 11, 2011, 6:19 pm
sorry the timinator ! hope i din't offend you in any way haha
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| November 11, 2011, 6:24 pm
Quoting Sam "The legoman" Knavel
you should really watch my little pony friendship is magic, it is really good. -God


Hence crumbles the world...
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| November 11, 2011, 6:40 pm
Quoting Isaac W.

Zing!What a diss!
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| November 11, 2011, 8:35 pm
LOL who seriously thought my joke was funny?
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| November 11, 2011, 8:56 pm
Quoting Isaac W.
Ok, ok, i got one....
so me, Sam K. and The Terminator ! are sittin' pretty up in heaven right? God is showing us a red button. "don't press the red button" he says. we all say "ok", and he leaves.
***
so, i go down to the earth, and i see the ugliest girl in my life; completely discusting. i go back up to heaven, they ask me "what happened?" i say, "i pressed the red button".
***
So then Sam heads down to earth, he sees the ugliest girl he's ever seen. he comes back up to heaven. me and The Terminator ! ask him "what happened?". he says "i pressed the red button".
***
Finally, The Terminator ! goes down to earth and sees the hottest, prettiest, most "perfect" girl he's ever seen. he sees her go up to heaven. her friends ask her "what happened down there?". she says "I pressed the red button!"

HA! brilliant! not offended at all!
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| November 15, 2011, 10:21 pm
Quoting Dave Russ
What did the chip say to the other chip at the party?

Shall we go for a dip?

lol!

classical!
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| November 15, 2011, 10:21 pm
Quoting Pure Epicness
A blond walks into a barber shop wearing earphones.
(barber) please take out your earphones.
(blond) no, I can't.
so the barber tries to work around them, but can't.
(barber) please take out your ear phones.
(blond) I can't.
so he tries again to work around them and once again can't.
(barber) take out you ear phones!!!
and he rips them out of her ears. two minutes later she is dead on the floor. the barber takes the ear phones and listens...
(earphones) breathe in, breathe out. breath in, breathe out.

Brilliant! heard it before, though!
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| November 17, 2011, 2:43 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Pure Epicness
A blond walks into a barber shop wearing earphones.
(barber) please take out your earphones.
(blond) no, I can't.
so the barber tries to work around them, but can't.
(barber) please take out your ear phones.
(blond) I can't.
so he tries again to work around them and once again can't.
(barber) take out you ear phones!!!
and he rips them out of her ears. two minutes later she is dead on the floor. the barber takes the ear phones and listens...
(earphones) breathe in, breathe out. breath in, breathe out.

The Suspense! It's what really make this joke. That was really funny.
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| November 17, 2011, 3:37 pm
Okay, here's a riddle.


I am r-r-r-red at f-f-first, but then I-I-I am b-b-b-brown. W-w-what am I?
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| November 25, 2011, 6:19 pm
Quoting S.T.S The Forgotten
Okay, here's a riddle.


I am r-r-r-red at f-f-first, but then I-I-I am b-b-b-brown. W-w-what am I?

Blood?
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| November 25, 2011, 7:39 pm
Quoting S.T.S The Forgotten
H-h-have you really f-f-f-failed me?

What was the answere?
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| November 25, 2011, 7:41 pm
Quoting Medieval Guy
What was the answere?

Frustration, maybe?
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| November 25, 2011, 7:50 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Michael Wilson
HEY I'M BLOND!

I am, too, but are you a girl or a stoner? If not, then it doesn't apply to you.
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| November 25, 2011, 8:31 pm
Quoting S.T.S The Forgotten
Okay, here's a riddle.


I am r-r-r-red at f-f-first, but then I-I-I am b-b-b-brown. W-w-what am I?

Uh, a wound. First it's all bloodred and then it gets hard and, uh... I forgot it and when I tried to search it on Translate something weird came out, so am I right?
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| November 26, 2011, 1:18 am
Quoting Stef Mos
Uh, a wound. First it's all bloodred and then it gets hard and, uh... I forgot it and when I tried to search it on Translate something weird came out, so am I right?

You have f-f-failed me, d-d-d-detective S-S-Stef.
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| November 26, 2011, 1:50 am
Quoting S.T.S The Forgotten
You have f-f-failed me, d-d-d-detective S-S-Stef.

NOOOOOES
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| November 26, 2011, 2:03 am
Quoting Stef Mos
NOOOOOES

D-d-do you give up-p-p-p?
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| November 26, 2011, 2:10 am
 Group admin 
Quoting S.T.S The Forgotten
Okay, here's a riddle.


I am r-r-r-red at f-f-first, but then I-I-I am b-b-b-brown. W-w-what am I?

Anything red that I eat.
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| November 26, 2011, 7:01 am
Quoting MCLegoboy !
Anything red that I eat.

Lol.
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| November 26, 2011, 4:35 pm
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