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| April 4, 2011, 1:45 am
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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| April 4, 2011, 7:17 pm
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Quoting Jag .
Why did the chicken cross the road?

why?
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| April 4, 2011, 7:20 pm
Quoting MR. LEGO
why?

To get to the other side!!! Ahahaha that one always gets me.
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| April 4, 2011, 7:26 pm
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Quoting Jag .
To get to the other side!!! Ahahaha that one always gets me.

wow XD
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| April 4, 2011, 7:29 pm
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?
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| April 4, 2011, 7:32 pm
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Quoting Jag .
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?

Color your hair quickly?? XD
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| April 4, 2011, 7:37 pm
Quoting MR. LEGO
Color your hair quickly?? XD

Pull the pin and throw it back!XD
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| April 4, 2011, 7:40 pm
why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
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| April 4, 2011, 9:59 pm
Quoting Jag .
Pull the pin and throw it back!XD


Heard that one, it's the best. XD
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| April 4, 2011, 11:04 pm
Quoting Lwc guy
why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?


Why?
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| April 4, 2011, 11:04 pm
Three guys were sent to prison for ten years, they were each given a life-time supply of one thing. The first guy asked for a life-time supply of books, the second guy asked for a life-time supply of beer, than the last guy asked for a life-time supply of cigars. Then at the end of 10 years, the first guy came of sprouting Knowledge everywhere, the second guy came out drunker than a...drunk guy, than the last guy poked his head out and said: "Anybody got a light?"

XD
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| April 4, 2011, 11:08 pm
"What can I get for ya Eddie? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere, leave you for dead?"
" No thanks Clark, I'm just fine here."
-National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
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| April 4, 2011, 11:18 pm
Quoting Lwc guy
why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?

She wanted to know what was on the other side?
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| April 4, 2011, 11:24 pm
Quoting Ken ...
She wanted to know what was on the other side?

Yes
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| April 5, 2011, 2:15 am
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Why is 8 afraid of 7?
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| April 5, 2011, 7:25 pm
Quoting Commander Fed's Pie
7 8 9


Classic. :)
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| April 5, 2011, 8:08 pm
What do you call a cow who can't produce milk?

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| April 5, 2011, 8:10 pm
Quoting Lwc guy
What do you call a cow who can't produce milk?


A beef-cow?
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| April 5, 2011, 8:14 pm
okay so a pirate walks into a bar (why do most jokes start with "a _____ walks into a bar?) and he has a peg-leg, a eye-patch, and a hook. the bartender asks the pirate "what happened to you" and the pirate says "well a cannonball took off me leg" and the bar tender asks "what about your hand?" and the pirate says "I was sword fighting and the guy took me hand off" and the guy asks "what about your eye?" and the pirate says " a pelican pooped on my eye" and the guy says "what, how can that take out your eye?" and the pirate says "it was only my second day with a hook." *rimshot*
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| April 5, 2011, 8:40 pm
Quoting Nick Nitro Brick
okay so a pirate walks into a bar (why do most jokes start with "a _____ walks into a bar?) and he has a peg-leg, a eye-patch, and a hook. the bartender asks the pirate "what happened to you" and the pirate says "well a cannonball took off me leg" and the bar tender asks "what about your hand?" and the pirate says "I was sword fighting and the guy took me hand off" and the guy asks "what about your eye?" and the pirate says " a pelican pooped on my eye" and the guy says "what, how can that take out your eye?" and the pirate says "it was only my second day with a hook." *rimshot*


Haha! Yeah, that's an old one too. But gets funnier every time. :)

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| April 5, 2011, 8:43 pm
a guy walks into a bar *rimshot*
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| April 5, 2011, 8:48 pm
how do you drown a blond?
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| April 5, 2011, 8:49 pm
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Quoting Nick Nitro Brick
how do you drown a blond?

tell her to jump in a lake??? XD
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| April 5, 2011, 8:50 pm
nope. tie a mirror to the bottom of a pool. LOL
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| April 5, 2011, 8:51 pm
say, how do you get a one-armed blond out of a tree???
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| April 5, 2011, 8:52 pm
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Yo mommas so hairy, she speeks wookie... XD
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| April 5, 2011, 8:53 pm
you momma so ugly she was casted to play gollum
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| April 5, 2011, 8:55 pm
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Quoting Nick Nitro Brick
you momma so ugly she was casted to play gollum

yo mommas so fat she needs hoola-hoops to hold up her socks... XD
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| April 5, 2011, 8:56 pm
yo momma os skinny she could rest in the shade of a clothesline
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| April 5, 2011, 8:57 pm
gotta go bros :(
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| April 5, 2011, 9:00 pm
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Quoting Nick Nitro Brick
gotta go bros :(

ok, see ya! Thanks for being active :)
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| April 5, 2011, 9:03 pm
hey wadoyano i am back! hehhehehehe
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| April 5, 2011, 9:13 pm
Quoting Nick Nitro Brick
say, how do you get a one-armed blond out of a tree???


Wave at her. ;)
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| April 5, 2011, 9:34 pm
Yo momma's so fat when she puts on a black dress she looks like the universe. Okay I think we should stop the 'Yo momma' jokes now.
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| April 5, 2011, 9:35 pm
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Quoting Legofreak2444 ~
Yo momma's so fat when she puts on a black dress she looks like the universe. Okay I think we should stop the 'Yo momma' jokes now.

alrighty
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| April 6, 2011, 12:10 am
Ok so a Jew, a Maori and a Irish guy wak into a bar and the bartender says " what is this, some kind of joke?"
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| April 6, 2011, 1:48 am
Quoting Legofreak2444 ~

A beef-cow?

no,

an udder failure!
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| April 6, 2011, 4:19 am
Quoting Legofreak2444 ~

Wave at her. ;)

LOL!
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| April 6, 2011, 4:22 am
Quoting Sam The Tasty
Ok so a Jew, a Maori and a Irish guy wak into a bar and the bartender says " what is this, some kind of joke?"

when i started reading that, i thought "uh-oh, here come a r@cist one" now i am relieved.
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| April 6, 2011, 4:23 am




come to think of it, make it no racist jokes, just in case.



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| April 6, 2011, 4:24 am
Quoting Lwc guy
when i started reading that, i thought "uh-oh, here come a r@cist one" now i am relieved.

Thats one of the things I like about that joke
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| April 6, 2011, 4:33 am
Quoting Sam The Tasty
Thats one of the things I like about that joke

hehe,
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| April 6, 2011, 4:35 am
Here's a quote that I use and am proud of knowing it: "Calling someone a noob just because they killed you is basically assuming that you just got killed by a noob."-Turbine, Leader of UTSF (United Tactical Strike Force)
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| April 7, 2011, 8:28 pm
Quoting PlaceMatt™ S
Here's a quote that I use and am proud of knowing it: "Calling someone a noob just because they killed you is basically assuming that you just got killed by a noob."-Turbine, Leader of UTSF (United Tactical Strike Force)

LOLZ det 1 SO fnny!!!1 Ahum..., I mean that one's cool...
Quoting random dude in Halo
"How does it feel to be dead?"

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| April 8, 2011, 1:29 am
Quoting PlaceMatt™ S
Here's a quote that I use and am proud of knowing it: "Calling someone a noob just because they killed you is basically assuming that you just got killed by a noob."-Turbine, Leader of UTSF (United Tactical Strike Force)

nice
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| April 8, 2011, 2:21 am
There's some hippie standing in front of a traffic light. He sees it's red and he's amazed by the color. Then it becomes green which he likes even better. Same for orange. Then it's red agian and he says: "Dude, I already saw that one!". And he walks away! XD
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| April 9, 2011, 1:52 am
Quoting Nick Nitro Brick
okay so a pirate walks into a bar (why do most jokes start with "a _____ walks into a bar?) and he has a peg-leg, a eye-patch, and a hook. the bartender asks the pirate "what happened to you" and the pirate says "well a cannonball took off me leg" and the bar tender asks "what about your hand?" and the pirate says "I was sword fighting and the guy took me hand off" and the guy asks "what about your eye?" and the pirate says " a pelican pooped on my eye" and the guy says "what, how can that take out your eye?" and the pirate says "it was only my second day with a hook." *rimshot*

a pirate walks into a bar and says, "ouch!" (it was an iron bar!)
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| April 11, 2011, 6:16 pm
did you hear about the injured lego minifig? He needed plastic surgery! (i made that up) who likes it?
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| April 11, 2011, 6:19 pm
a blonde goes to have a haircut, while listening to the earphones of her ipod. as she's having the haircut, the barber askes her if she wants to take her earphones out. she says no. the barber wonders why, but cuts her hair anyway, and accidentally cuts the cord of one of the earphones. at the end, the barber realizes she's dead. he picks up the good earphone and listens. a voice is saying, "breath in, breath out"...
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| April 11, 2011, 6:35 pm
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Quoting The Timinater !
did you hear about the injured lego minifig? He needed plastic surgery! (i made that up) who likes it?

me LOL!
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| April 11, 2011, 7:24 pm
Quoting The Timinater !
did you hear about the injured lego minifig? He needed plastic surgery! (i made that up) who likes it?

like it!?!?!? its hilarious!!
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| April 11, 2011, 7:27 pm
a quote from my brother:
violence is not the answer!

its the question. yes is the answer
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| April 12, 2011, 1:55 am
"Peace is epic win!"-Me
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| April 14, 2011, 4:41 pm
Quoting Lwc guy
a quote from my brother:
violence is not the answer!

its the question. yes is the answer


XD
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| April 14, 2011, 6:04 pm
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When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down! XD
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| April 14, 2011, 6:15 pm
Quoting MR. LEGO
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down! XD

Lol
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| April 14, 2011, 7:05 pm
Quoting MR. LEGO
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down! XD

And makes earthquakes? That explains a few things.....
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| April 14, 2011, 7:06 pm
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What do you get, when you cross a midget with a computer?

A short circut!
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| July 4, 2011, 12:05 am
Quoting MR. LEGO
What do you get, when you cross a midget with a computer?

A short circut!

Lol!
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| July 4, 2011, 12:29 am
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Quoting Lwc guy
Lol!

What did a minifig say to himself, after another minifig died?

May he rest in Pieces!
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| July 5, 2011, 4:27 pm
Quoting MR. LEGO
What did a minifig say to himself, after another minifig died?

MAy he rest in (Lego)Pieces!


It's better if you leave out the "Lego".
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| July 5, 2011, 4:30 pm
Quoting MR. LEGO
What did a minifig say to himself, after another minifig died?

May he rest in Pieces!

Lotsmof people have made jokes with piece on their MOCs
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| July 6, 2011, 1:31 am
Quoting Lwc guy
Lotsmof people have made jokes with piece on their MOCs

heck, yeah! are you on at the mo?
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| July 6, 2011, 1:47 am
Quoting The Timinater !
heck, yeah! are you on at the mo?

Am now! You still on?
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| July 6, 2011, 1:51 am
Here's a riddle:

What do a Tire, A Baby and an Eagle all have in common?
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| July 6, 2011, 11:04 am
Quoting Legofreak2444 ~
Here's a riddle:

What do a Tire, A Baby and an Eagle all have in common?

what?
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| July 6, 2011, 5:08 pm
Quoting Legofreak2444 ~
Here's a riddle:

What do a Tire, A Baby and an Eagle all have in common?

Well the baby and tire are tiring, but i don't know about the eagle.
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| July 6, 2011, 5:24 pm
They're all bald.
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| July 6, 2011, 10:37 pm
Quoting Legofreak2444 ~
Three guys were sent to prison for ten years, they were each given a life-time supply of one thing. The first guy asked for a life-time supply of books, the second guy asked for a life-time supply of beer, than the last guy asked for a life-time supply of cigars. Then at the end of 10 years, the first guy came of sprouting Knowledge everywhere, the second guy came out drunker than a...drunk guy, than the last guy poked his head out and said: "Anybody got a light?"

XD

Ha, he should have wished for a life-time supply of self-lighting cigars!!!
(I would have picked a lifetime supply of Lego!!!)

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| July 7, 2011, 7:48 pm
"Keep moving foreward"~Walt Disney "Only the best is good enough"~Ole Kirk Kristisen
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| July 7, 2011, 7:53 pm
"If you think you're perfect, you're stupid." ~ Me. :P
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| July 7, 2011, 8:26 pm
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Quoting Legofreak2444 ~
"If you think you're perfect, you're stupid." ~ Me. :P

LOL


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| July 8, 2011, 12:23 am
A pirate, a soldier, a bear and an old woman walk into a bar. The bear says to the pirate "Is this some kind of joke of something?"

Gotta love that one XD
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| July 8, 2011, 5:53 pm
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Quoting George G.
A pirate, a soldier, a bear and an old woman walk into a bar. The bear says to the pirate "Is this some kind of joke of something?"

Gotta love that one XD

Ha ha!
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| July 8, 2011, 6:12 pm
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Quoting George G.
A pirate, a soldier, a bear and an old woman walk into a bar. The bear says to the pirate "Is this some kind of joke of something?"

Gotta love that one XD

Well of corse its a joke, Pirates drink Rum, Soldiers drink Whisky, Old Women drink Wine, but what do bears drink that are in bars? I assume we're talking about Colonial Times because of the Pirate, right?)
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| July 8, 2011, 8:36 pm
true tale: my uncle was a policeman, and one day he pulled a lady over for speeding. She asked him, "you wouldn't give a pretty woman a ticket would you? he said, "nope," and gave her a ticket!!!
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| July 8, 2011, 10:07 pm
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Quoting The Timinater !
true tale: my uncle was a policeman, and one day he pulled a lady over for speeding. She asked him, "you wouldn't give a pretty woman a ticket would you? he said, "nope," and gave her a ticket!!!

LOL! Thats's funny! =P
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| July 8, 2011, 11:19 pm
Quoting MR. LEGO
LOL! Thats's funny! =P

yep! ROTF when I first heard it!
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| July 9, 2011, 11:48 pm
Quoting The Timinater !
true tale: my uncle was a policeman, and one day he pulled a lady over for speeding. She asked him, "you wouldn't give a pretty woman a ticket would you? he said, "nope," and gave her a ticket!!!

Lol!
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| July 10, 2011, 12:33 am
If you speak two languages you're bilingual, if you speak three languages you're trilingual, and if you speak one language you're American!
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| July 15, 2011, 6:27 pm
Quoting Medieval Fan
If you speak two languages you're bilingual, if you speak three languages you're trilingual, and if you speak one language you're American!

Heard it.
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| July 15, 2011, 7:28 pm
Quoting David Wang
Ha, he should have wished for a life-time supply of self-lighting cigars!!!
(I would have picked a lifetime supply of Lego!!!)

I wouldn't have to go to jail in the first place.
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| July 15, 2011, 7:29 pm
Quoting Medieval Fan
If you speak two languages you're bilingual, if you speak three languages you're trilingual, and if you speak one language you're American!

hahahaha! good one! :P
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| July 15, 2011, 8:13 pm
A blonde, her husband, and her husband's friend all sit down to watch the news.
News caster: "This morrning in a tragic car accident, three Brazillian tourists were killed.
Husband: That's horrible.
Friend: Yeah, really sad.
Blonde: How many is a Brazillian?
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| July 15, 2011, 10:01 pm
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Quoting Medieval Fan
A blonde, her husband, and her husband's friend all sit down to watch the news.
News caster: "This morrning in a tragic car accident, three Brazillian tourists were killed.
Husband: That's horrible.
Friend: Yeah, really sad.
Blonde: How many is a Brazillian?

LOL! Thats a good one!
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| July 15, 2011, 11:21 pm
Quoting MR. LEGO
LOL! Thats a good one!

Haha I like that one. Ok:

If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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| July 16, 2011, 12:37 am
Quoting Medieval Fan
If you speak two languages you're bilingual, if you speak three languages you're trilingual, and if you speak one language you're American!

Hehe
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| July 16, 2011, 1:42 am
Quoting Medieval Fan
A blonde, her husband, and her husband's friend all sit down to watch the news.
News caster: "This morrning in a tragic car accident, three Brazillian tourists were killed.
Husband: That's horrible.
Friend: Yeah, really sad.
Blonde: How many is a Brazillian?

Love those blonde jokes.

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| July 16, 2011, 1:44 am
Quoting Josh Cooper
Haha I like that one. Ok:

If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

Babies?
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| July 16, 2011, 1:44 am
A plane crashed, and every single person died. 2 people survived. how?
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| July 16, 2011, 5:46 pm
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Quoting The Timinater !
A plane crashed, and every single person died. 2 people survived. how?

They were campers who got to see the plane crash next to their campsite.
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| July 16, 2011, 7:14 pm
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Quoting The Timinater !
A plane crashed, and every single person died. 2 people survived. how?

Oh wait I'm stupid, Pilots ejected.
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| July 16, 2011, 7:16 pm
Quoting The Timinater !
A plane crashed, and every single person died. 2 people survived. how?

There was a couple and one single person?
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| July 16, 2011, 7:16 pm
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I have a Phylisophical Question.

If you are doing nothing, how do you know when you've stopped?
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| July 16, 2011, 7:18 pm
Quoting MCLegoboy !
I have a Phylisophical Question.

If you are doing nothing, how do you know when you've stopped?

When you've started doing something.
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| July 16, 2011, 7:23 pm
Chuck Norris played in Star Wars...he was the force.
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| July 16, 2011, 7:33 pm
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"

The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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| July 16, 2011, 7:40 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Jag .
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"

The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

That is one of the best Blonde Jokes I've ever heard!
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| July 16, 2011, 7:51 pm
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Quoting Jag .
When you've started doing something.

My dad said the exact same thing, but you are doing nothing, and therefore you could not do something because you would never know when to stop doing nothing because doing nothing requires no thinking.
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| July 16, 2011, 7:53 pm
Quoting MCLegoboy !
My dad said the exact same thing, but you are doing nothing, and therefore you could not do something because you would never know when to stop doing nothing because doing nothing requires no thinking.

Well, there's not really such thing as doing nothing because your always thinking about something. It's just a common used term.
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| July 16, 2011, 8:50 pm
Quoting Jag .
There was a couple and one single person?

almost- there was a couple. it said every SINGLE person died... :)
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| July 16, 2011, 10:19 pm
Quoting Jag .
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"

The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

brilliant!
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| July 16, 2011, 10:20 pm
Quoting MCLegoboy !
Oh wait I'm stupid, Pilots ejected.

nope. there was a couple. it said every SINGLE person died... :)
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| July 16, 2011, 10:20 pm
I was at church today, and the preacher was saying, "we can't live with sin in our lives." and then this little kid somewhere goes, "I can live!" LOL!!!
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| July 16, 2011, 10:28 pm
Quoting The Timinater !
almost- there was a couple. it said every SINGLE person died... :)

Ya, that's what I meant. There's one person that isn't taken.
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| July 16, 2011, 11:11 pm
Quoting The Timinater !
I was at church today, and the preacher was saying, "we can't live with sin in our lives." and then this little kid somewhere goes, "I can live!" LOL!!!

Lol. He needs to learn.
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| July 16, 2011, 11:12 pm
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Quoting Jag .


"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

My grandpa told me that one before, only it was a little different! I love the joke!
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| July 16, 2011, 11:33 pm
Quoting MR. LEGO
My grandpa told me that one before, only it was a little different! I love the joke!

Lol. I love Blonde jokes.
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| July 17, 2011, 12:02 am
Quoting Jag .
Lol. He needs to learn.

yep!
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| July 17, 2011, 1:40 am
Quoting Jag .
Lol. I love Blonde jokes.

me too!
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| July 17, 2011, 1:46 am
there's 20 cats in a boat. 1 jumps out. how many cats are left in the boat?
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| July 17, 2011, 10:53 pm
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Quoting The Timinater !
there's 20 cats in a boat. 1 jumps out. how many cats are left in the boat?

19 cats?
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| July 18, 2011, 2:45 pm
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Quoting The Timinater !
there's 20 cats in a boat. 1 jumps out. how many cats are left in the boat?

I agree with MR. LEGO. Just because one cat jumps out does not mean every one of them will jump out. It's not like there are 100 birds in a tree. You shoot one and it falls out of the tree. How many are left in the tree? They all flew off so none. But cats tend not to care about what anything else does.
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| July 18, 2011, 3:06 pm
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What do you mean I got you back? I mean, our brother we cover the front, that's where all of the good stuff is isn't it?

one more. Let me tell you about the time I turned a T-rex, into a T-rachael...
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| July 18, 2011, 4:58 pm
Quoting MR. LEGO
19 cats?

none- they were all copycats!
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| July 19, 2011, 3:34 am
Quoting MCLegoboy !
I agree with MR. LEGO. Just because one cat jumps out does not mean every one of them will jump out. It's not like there are 100 birds in a tree. You shoot one and it falls out of the tree. How many are left in the tree? They all flew off so none. But cats tend not to care about what anything else does.

there was none left in the boat- they were all copycats!
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| July 19, 2011, 3:34 am
Quoting Freeling ++
What do you mean I got you back? I mean, our brother we cover the front, that's where all of the good stuff is isn't it?

one more. Let me tell you about the time I turned a T-rex, into a T-rachael...


very funny, but that's from ice age 3... and it's, "let me tell you about the time I used a scollap shell to turn a"...
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| July 19, 2011, 3:37 am
A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge.

The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, 'I'll take that bet!'

Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed. The redhead said 'I can't take this, you're my friend.'

The blonde said 'No. A bet's a bet.'

So the redhead said 'Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money.'

The blonde replied, 'Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!'
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| July 20, 2011, 6:14 pm
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Quoting Jag .
A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge.

The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, 'I'll take that bet!'

Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed. The redhead said 'I can't take this, you're my friend.'

The blonde said 'No. A bet's a bet.'

So the redhead said 'Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money.'

The blonde replied, 'Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!'

LOL!
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| July 20, 2011, 6:18 pm
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Quoting The Timinater !
there was none left in the boat- they were all copycats!

Facepalm. This is what I get for being Logical. Da** those Vulcans always performing mind melds on me!
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| July 20, 2011, 7:19 pm
The list of extinct species is identical to the list of animals that Chuck Norris dislikes.
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| July 20, 2011, 8:12 pm
Quoting Medieval Fan
The list of extinct species is identical to the list of animals that Chuck Norris dislikes.

Haha! Thats a good one! =D
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| July 20, 2011, 8:13 pm
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Quoting Jag .
A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge.

The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, 'I'll take that bet!'

Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed. The redhead said 'I can't take this, you're my friend.'

The blonde said 'No. A bet's a bet.'

So the redhead said 'Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money.'

The blonde replied, 'Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!'

These blonde jokes are the best! I think it's because they show that the Blonde is a little more intelegent than the average blonde joke and then there's the twist at the end and it's just hilarious. Keep them coming.
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| July 20, 2011, 8:48 pm
Quoting MCLegoboy !
Facepalm. This is what I get for being Logical. Da** those Vulcans always performing mind melds on me!

hehehe! it's a good joke!
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| July 21, 2011, 4:49 pm
Quoting Medieval Fan
The list of extinct species is identical to the list of animals that Chuck Norris dislikes.

hehehehe! nice!
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| July 21, 2011, 4:49 pm
Here's one for us History guys:
Hitler, Himmler, and Goering are on a boat and it sinks. Who is saved?


Germany.
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| July 22, 2011, 10:49 pm
Quoting Medieval Fan
Here's one for us History guys:
Hitler, Himmler, and Goering are on a boat and it sinks. Who is saved?


Germany.

Lol! Of course Germany h4ted all three of them.
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| July 23, 2011, 12:24 pm
"It's like breathing cream-of-mushroom soup."
~ Garrison Kiellor
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| July 23, 2011, 9:39 pm
Quoting Medieval Fan
Here's one for us History guys:
Hitler, Himmler, and Goering are on a boat and it sinks. Who is saved?


Germany.

good one! :P
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| July 24, 2011, 1:57 am
Here's some short blonde jokes:

She was so blonde that...

She thought a quarterback was a refund.

She managed to trip over my cordless phone.

She tried to place a bag of M&M's in alphabetical order.

She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

She took a ruler to bed so she could see how long she slept.

She spent 25 minutes staring at the Orange juice box cause it said - "concentrate"

She got stabbed in a Shoot out.

She used to sit on the tv so she could watch the couch.
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| July 24, 2011, 2:34 am
I once was in a PSN chat and I screwed it up.
Me: hey kevin
Kev: hey stef
Kev: hey peer
Peer: hey kevin
Me: hey fruit
droefiX has left the chatroom.
(Peer means Pear, and Peer is his actual name lol)
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| July 24, 2011, 3:25 am
Quoting Jake *Bubble*
LOL!!!!

yep! I was at this shop, and the advertisement was going over the speakers, and it ended, "...Where everyone gets a bargin! some exclusions apply." hehehehe false advertising!!!
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| July 28, 2011, 11:39 pm
How do blonde brain cells die?


Alone!
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| July 30, 2011, 6:08 pm
A guy walks in to a bar and says OWWWW!
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| July 30, 2011, 6:31 pm
"One's man trash is another man's treasure". I alwasy liked that one...
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| July 30, 2011, 6:41 pm
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
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| July 30, 2011, 6:53 pm
A blonde calls the police, and says, "I need help immediately. I locked myself out of my convertible, the roofs down, and it's starting to rain!!!" LOL :P
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| July 30, 2011, 7:25 pm
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Quoting Medieval Fan
How do blonde brain cells die?


Alone!

LOL!
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| July 30, 2011, 7:37 pm
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Quoting The Timinater !
A blonde calls the police, and says, "I need help immediately. I locked myself out of my convertible, the roofs down, and it's starting to rain!!!" LOL :P

LOL.
Yo mammas so fat that they needed to grease a door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side for her to fit through!
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| July 30, 2011, 7:40 pm
What do you call it when an Ent betrays his people?


Treeson!
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| July 31, 2011, 9:59 am
Quoting MR. LEGO
LOL.
Yo mammas so fat that they needed to grease a door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side for her to fit through!


LOL if were goin down that rode.....yo mama so fat she used cheat codes for wii fit!
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| July 31, 2011, 3:16 pm
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Quoting Jason Of the far side

LOL if were goin down that rode.....yo mama so fat she used cheat codes for wii fit!

Yo mama's so fat people jog around her for exersize!
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| July 31, 2011, 3:56 pm
Really stupid Joke!
Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
A: "Where's my tractor?"
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| July 31, 2011, 10:40 pm
Quoting MR. LEGO
Yo mama's so fat people jog around her for exersize!

LOL!
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| August 1, 2011, 1:34 am
Quoting Jag .
Really stupid Joke!
Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
A: "Where's my tractor?"

lame. I mean, honestly?
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| August 1, 2011, 1:34 am
Quoting MR. LEGO
Yo mama's so fat people jog around her for exersize!

xD Yo mama so fat when she goes to the movie theatre she sits next to everybody!
OR Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was when she was weighing herself!
Yo mama so skinny she can rest in the shade of a clothsline!
Yo mama so fat when she goes on a scale it says one at a time please.
Yo mama so fat her picture takes 2 frames!
Yo mama so fat she climbed Mount Fuji in 1 step!


XD
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| August 1, 2011, 7:44 am
Quoting Jason Of the far side
xD Yo mama so fat when she goes to the movie theatre she sits next to everybody!
OR Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was when she was weighing herself!
Yo mama so skinny she can rest in the shade of a clothsline!
Yo mama so fat when she goes on a scale it says one at a time please.
Yo mama so fat her picture takes 2 frames!
Yo mama so fat she climbed Mount Fuji in 1 step!


XD

Heard every one of those.XD
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| August 1, 2011, 11:35 am
Quoting Jag .
Heard every one of those.XD


Lol
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| August 1, 2011, 12:03 pm
Quoting Jason Of the far side
xD Yo mama so fat when she goes to the movie theatre she sits next to everybody!
OR Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was when she was weighing herself!
Yo mama so skinny she can rest in the shade of a clothsline!
Yo mama so fat when she goes on a scale it says one at a time please.
Yo mama so fat her picture takes 2 frames!
Yo mama so fat she climbed Mount Fuji in 1 step!


XD

LOL!!!
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| August 1, 2011, 4:26 pm
Quoting The Timinater !
LOL!!!

I know right,lol and the finishing joke is


Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped up! Thats my last one!
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| August 2, 2011, 10:07 am
Here is a funny one, but it is kinda long:

A man is driving down the highway at 50 miles per hour in his car. He drives past a chicken and thinks nothing of it. Then, 5 minutes later, a chicken passes him. The man realizes that this is the same chicken he saw before. The man goes 60 mph, and can't catch the chicken. The man goes 70 mph, and still can't pass the chicken. The man eventually goes 100 mph, and catches up to the chicken. He follows the chicken into a driveway to a farm. The chicken stops, and so does the man. The man looks at the chicken and sees that it has 4 legs. This puzzled the man. So he went and found the farmer. He asks the farmer, "Is that your chicken with four legs?" The farmer says "Yes, it mine." The man then asks the farmer why he has a 4-legged chicken. The farmer explains to the man that whenever him and his family of 4 have a chicken dinner, that they always fight over the 2 drumsticks (legs). He then tells the man that he created the 4-legged chicken to solve his problem. The man then says "Wow. How does it taste?" The farmer looks at him and says "I don't know, we've never been able to catch one."
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| August 2, 2011, 3:40 pm
Quoting Jason Of the far side
I know right,lol and the finishing joke is


Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped up! Thats my last one!

LOL! again! hehehe love those jokes!
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| August 3, 2011, 2:12 am
Quoting Jason Of the far side
I know right,lol and the finishing joke is


Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped up! Thats my last one!

LOL! again! hehehe love those jokes!
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| August 3, 2011, 2:13 am
Quoting Kyle Peckham
Here is a funny one, but it is kinda long:

A man is driving down the highway at 50 miles per hour in his car. He drives past a chicken and thinks nothing of it. Then, 5 minutes later, a chicken passes him. The man realizes that this is the same chicken he saw before. The man goes 60 mph, and can't catch the chicken. The man goes 70 mph, and still can't pass the chicken. The man eventually goes 100 mph, and catches up to the chicken. He follows the chicken into a driveway to a farm. The chicken stops, and so does the man. The man looks at the chicken and sees that it has 4 legs. This puzzled the man. So he went and found the farmer. He asks the farmer, "Is that your chicken with four legs?" The farmer says "Yes, it mine." The man then asks the farmer why he has a 4-legged chicken. The farmer explains to the man that whenever him and his family of 4 have a chicken dinner, that they always fight over the 2 drumsticks (legs). He then tells the man that he created the 4-legged chicken to solve his problem. The man then says "Wow. How does it taste?" The farmer looks at him and says "I don't know, we've never been able to catch one."

LOL! brilliant!
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| August 3, 2011, 2:13 am
Here is an awesome one:

So, your sitting on the bus and you suddenly realize that you have to fart. The music from the radio is playing very loudly around you. You decide to time your farts with the beat of the song. Everything is working out just fine. You seem to feel much better. The bus stops and you stand up to get off the bus. As you get off, people are giving you very strange looks and expressions. It is only until you get off of the bus that you realize that you were listening to your I-pod.
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| August 3, 2011, 12:34 pm
Quoting Kyle Peckham
Here is an awesome one:

So, your sitting on the bus and you suddenly realize that you have to fart. The music from the radio is playing very loudly around you. You decide to time your farts with the beat of the song. Everything is working out just fine. You seem to feel much better. The bus stops and you stand up to get off the bus. As you get off, people are giving you very strange looks and expressions. It is only until you get off of the bus that you realize that you were listening to your I-pod.

LOL! brilliant!
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| August 8, 2011, 12:22 am
Quoting Kyle Peckham
Here is an awesome one:

So, your sitting on the bus and you suddenly realize that you have to fart. The music from the radio is playing very loudly around you. You decide to time your farts with the beat of the song. Everything is working out just fine. You seem to feel much better. The bus stops and you stand up to get off the bus. As you get off, people are giving you very strange looks and expressions. It is
only until you get off of the bus that you realize that you were listening to your I-pod.

Nice!
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| August 8, 2011, 12:53 am
I was at my Grandma's the other day and we had this short conversation.
My brother: I feel safer on a plane than on a boat.
Grandma: Me too, I'm not good at swimming.
Me: Are you good at falling?
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| August 9, 2011, 11:03 am
Quoting Medieval Fan
I was at my Grandma's the other day and we had this short conversation.
My brother: I feel safer on a plane than on a boat.
Grandma: Me too, I'm not good at swimming.
Me: Are you good at falling?

hahahaha! great one!
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| August 9, 2011, 5:14 pm
a man fell out of a thousand story building, and lived- how?
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| August 9, 2011, 5:15 pm
maybe #2 of this, soon...
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| August 9, 2011, 5:16 pm
Quoting Jag .
Heard every one of those.XD

your buddy icons up! lucky you!
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| August 9, 2011, 5:19 pm
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Quoting The Timinater !
a man fell out of a thousand story building, and lived- how?

He was inside of a bouncy house when falling?
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| August 9, 2011, 6:12 pm
Quoting The Timinater !
a man fell out of a thousand story building, and lived- how?

Did he fall off of the first floor?
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| August 9, 2011, 6:50 pm
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Quoting Medieval Fan
I was at my Grandma's the other day and we had this short conversation.
My brother: I feel safer on a plane than on a boat.
Grandma: Me too, I'm not good at swimming.
Me: Are you good at falling?

Very good point. Excellent come back, sir.
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| August 9, 2011, 7:49 pm
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Quoting Medieval Fan
Did he fall off of the first floor?

Never would have thought of that! That is very clever. Are you perhaps considering of becoming a lawyer?
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| August 9, 2011, 7:51 pm
Quoting MCLegoboy !
Very good point. Excellent come back, sir.

Why, thank you.
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| August 9, 2011, 7:53 pm
Quoting Medieval Fan
Did he fall off of the first floor?

yep! :P
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| August 10, 2011, 5:53 pm
Quoting Medieval Fan
Did he fall off of the first floor?

yep! :P
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| August 10, 2011, 5:53 pm
Quoting MR. LEGO
He was inside of a bouncy house when falling?

nope- medieval fan got it...
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| August 10, 2011, 5:54 pm
Quoting Medieval Fan
Why, thank you.

hehe- are you always that quick?
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| August 10, 2011, 5:54 pm
Quoting MCLegoboy !
Are you perhaps considering of becoming a lawyer?

I've been told by several people that I should! I automatically find loopholes in every rule (but I don't exploit them :P)
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| August 11, 2011, 5:37 pm
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Quoting Medieval Fan
I've been told by several people that I should! I automatically find loopholes in every rule (but I don't exploit them :P)

I was just joking around. That's pretty funny though.
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| August 11, 2011, 5:43 pm
Quoting MCLegoboy !
I was just joking around. That's pretty funny though.

:)
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| August 11, 2011, 5:44 pm
Quoting Legofreak2444 ~
Three guys were sent to prison for ten years, they were each given a life-time supply of one thing. The first guy asked for a life-time supply of books, the second guy asked for a life-time supply of beer, than the last guy asked for a life-time supply of cigars. Then at the end of 10 years, the first guy came of sprouting Knowledge everywhere, the second guy came out drunker than a...drunk guy, than the last guy poked his head out and said: "Anybody got a light?"

XD

ROFL!
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| August 12, 2011, 1:30 pm
Quoting Kyle Peckham
Here is an awesome one:

So, your sitting on the bus and you suddenly realize that you have to fart. The music from the radio is playing very loudly around you. You decide to time your farts with the beat of the song. Everything is working out just fine. You seem to feel much better. The bus stops and you stand up to get off the bus. As you get off, people are giving you very strange looks and expressions. It is only until you get off of the bus that you realize that you were listening to your I-pod.

Ya I've heard that one, It's hilarious!
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| August 12, 2011, 1:45 pm
Quoting The Timinater !
your buddy icons up! lucky you!

It never left. And It was the same one.
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| August 12, 2011, 1:46 pm
Quoting Lwc guy
a quote from my brother:
violence is not the answer!

its the question. yes is the answer

I heard that one on the message boards!=P
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| August 12, 2011, 1:57 pm
some silly signs;
at a restaurant/fuel station- eat here, get gas.
at a zoo- crocodile feeding at 3pm! bring the kids!
at a pool- welcome to our ool! (there's no P in it. lets keep it that way!
:P
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| August 12, 2011, 4:49 pm
Quoting The Timinater !
some silly signs;
at a restaurant/fuel station- eat here, get gas.
at a zoo- crocodile feeding at 3pm! bring the kids!
at a pool- welcome to our ool! (there's no P in it. lets keep it that way!
:P

Here's another funny sign:
Class on prophecy cancelled due to unforseen circumstances.
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| August 12, 2011, 8:06 pm
I've got a joke.
This guy walks up to friend and says "what's up?"
His friend replys "Gas Prices"
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| August 13, 2011, 1:20 am
Quoting Jake *Bubble*
I got one
#2 At a hotel- Open all year
Closed for the season
He he...

Haha! that's a good one...
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| August 13, 2011, 10:09 am
Quoting The Timinater !
some silly signs;
at a restaurant/fuel station- eat here, get gas.
at a zoo- crocodile feeding at 3pm! bring the kids!

Bring the kids HaHa!!!
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| August 13, 2011, 12:15 pm
Quoting Jake *Bubble*
I got some:
I saw this one near a church and thought that its creative:

Upload your sins to www.jesus.come/heaven

#2 At a hotel- Open all year
Closed for the season
He he...

LOL!

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| August 13, 2011, 5:40 pm
Quoting Commander Knox
I've got a joke.
This guy walks up to friend and says "what's up?"
His friend replys "Gas Prices"

LOL!
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| August 13, 2011, 5:40 pm
Quoting Medieval Fan
Here's another funny sign:
Class on prophecy cancelled due to unforseen circumstances.

hahahahahahahaha! LOL!
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| August 13, 2011, 5:40 pm
Another sign:
No Pets Smoking Alchohol
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| August 13, 2011, 6:11 pm
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Quoting Medieval Fan
Another sign:
No Pets Smoking Alcohol

Not that I'm interested in trying, but how would you teach a pet to smoke alcohol?
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| August 13, 2011, 6:58 pm
Here is a good one...
Annoying Guy: Can I please please please get in that business meeting?
Security Guy: Make like a plane in the Bermuda Triangle and get lost!!!
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| August 13, 2011, 11:26 pm
Here's a funny Quote

"Lifes like a hot bathtub if feels good, but if you sit in it to long you get wrinkly"

That one gets me every time :-D
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| August 14, 2011, 11:22 pm
This one is best in person:
Why doesn't the Canadian army pull the trigger with this finger ?(Hold up index finger here). Because it's my finger!
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| August 15, 2011, 8:01 pm
Quoting Medieval Fan
This one is best in person:
Why doesn't the Canadian army pull the trigger with this finger ?(Hold up index finger here). Because it's my finger!

LOL!
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| August 15, 2011, 8:36 pm
Quoting Commander Knox
Here's a funny Quote

"Lifes like a hot bathtub if feels good, but if you sit in it to long you get wrinkly"

That one gets me every time :-D

LOL!
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| August 15, 2011, 8:37 pm
Quoting Commander Knox
Here is a good one...
Annoying Guy: Can I please please please get in that business meeting?
Security Guy: Make like a plane in the Bermuda Triangle and get lost!!!

LOL!
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| August 15, 2011, 8:37 pm
I heard that in a part of China it is required to make all signs in both English and Chinese. Well, there was one sign that was supposed to advertise the 'Cultural Diversity Center' but instead said 'Racism Center'! Sounds like they need a new translator.
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| August 15, 2011, 9:28 pm
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Quoting Medieval Fan
I heard that in a part of China it is required to make all signs in both English and Chinese. Well, there was one sign that was supposed to advertise the 'Cultural Diversity Center' but instead said 'Racism Center'! Sounds like they need a new translator.

That's pretty funny!

Yo mamma's so fat they had to install speedbumps at the buffet!
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| August 17, 2011, 1:40 pm
Quoting Jag .
A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge.

The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, 'I'll take that bet!'

Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed. The redhead said 'I can't take this, you're my friend.'

The blonde said 'No. A bet's a bet.'

So the redhead said 'Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money.'

The blonde replied, 'Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!'

ROFL!
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| August 17, 2011, 7:54 pm
Quoting Jag .
Heard every one of those.XD

LOL so have I
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| August 17, 2011, 8:02 pm
Here's a quote I read:
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
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| August 20, 2011, 11:48 am
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Quoting Medieval Guy
Here's a quote I read:
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

That's a good one!
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| August 20, 2011, 11:49 am
Quoting Jag .
Pull the pin and throw it back!XD

hey im blond:|
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| August 20, 2011, 5:27 pm
Theres three men. the first man walks into a bar. the second man walks into the same bar. the third guy ducks. XD
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| August 20, 2011, 5:34 pm
Quoting Medieval Fan
If you speak two languages you're bilingual, if you speak three languages you're trilingual, and if you speak one language you're American!

or canadian or british or mexican or scotish or russian or... you get the idea.
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| August 20, 2011, 5:38 pm
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Quoting Brett ost (Bread)
hey im blond:|

I am too, but unless your a "baked" guy, it doesn't apply to guys.
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| August 20, 2011, 5:40 pm
Quoting Kyle Peckham
Here is an awesome one:

So, your sitting on the bus and you suddenly realize that you have to fart. The music from the radio is playing very loudly around you. You decide to time your farts with the beat of the song. Everything is working out just fine. You seem to feel much better. The bus stops and you stand up to get off the bus. As you get off, people are giving you very strange looks and expressions. It is only until you get off of the bus that you realize that you were listening to your I-pod.


LOL!!! XD
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| August 20, 2011, 5:48 pm
Quoting MCLegoboy !
I am too, but unless your a "baked" guy, it doesn't apply to guys.

oh good.
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| August 20, 2011, 5:54 pm
You know that made in China sticker on everything? There's one on China that says made by Chuck Norris.
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| August 20, 2011, 7:32 pm
Quoting Jake *Bubble*
Never put your money into an ATM!

Why you ask?

Because its A Time Machine!!!

A=A T=Time M=Machine

LOL!
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| August 20, 2011, 7:36 pm
Quoting Brett ost (Bread)
Theres three men. the first man walks into a bar. the second man walks into the same bar. the third guy ducks. XD

LOL!
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| August 20, 2011, 7:37 pm
Quoting Medieval Guy
Here's a quote I read:
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

good one.
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| August 20, 2011, 7:37 pm
Quoting Medieval Fan
I heard that in a part of China it is required to make all signs in both English and Chinese. Well, there was one sign that was supposed to advertise the 'Cultural Diversity Center' but instead said 'Racism Center'! Sounds like they need a new translator.

LOL!
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| August 20, 2011, 7:38 pm
can we have a new lot of this...
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| August 21, 2011, 12:33 am
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I've got a joke: Well there was this kid who was a part of this really big conversation on the internet. And his latest comment went like this: And the scroll bar keeps getting tinier and tinier and tinier and tinier and tinier and tinier and tinier and tinier and tinier and tinier and tinier and tinier and tinier and tinier and tinier and tinier and tinier and tinier and tinier and tinier and tinier and tinier and tinier and tinier and----- Oh wait I forgot the punch line. . . tinier and tinier and tinier and tinier and tinier and tinier and tinier and tinier and tinier and tinier and tinier and tinier and tinier and tinier and tinier and tinier and tinier and tinier and tinier and tinier and tinier and tinier and tinier and tinier and....

The real point of this though was to see If we should make the sequel of this quote joke conversation. This seems to have gone the longest without a new topic to continue the fun.
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| August 21, 2011, 6:19 pm
Why does the new (insert country's name here) navy have glass bottom boats?


So they can look at their old navy!
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| August 21, 2011, 6:23 pm
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I'll make a new one for you guys!
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| August 21, 2011, 9:35 pm
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