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This is a type of forum game I'm guessing a lot of you are familiar with. For those that are not, the games is played by continuing off of the previous person's installment of an ongoing story. Each installment should begin and end mid-sentence with a "...", so as to give the next poster a chance to complete the sentence. There are only two rules:

1. Do not kill the main character. Other characters may be introduced and killed at will.
2. Do not end the story. I will be ending the story if/when the thread gets too long.

Aside from that, everything goes! Feel free to introduce any and all wacky situations or characters that you can come up with. However, I must ask that you keep posts short. 100 words at most. I won't be keeping count, but if a post seems too long to me, I'll let you know. (I'm glaring at you, Arik. :P)

I'll start us off:

"One day, Alan Pearson was sailing on his sailboat, when he looked up and saw...
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| February 17, 2012, 10:34 pm
Quoting BiO.Andrew (APMS-1 Series in progress!) "One day, Alan Pearson was sailing on his sailboat, when he looked up and saw...

ah. endless story, Elite Mechaniers edition, eh?

"...the faint silhouettes of a large fleet of oncoming warships..."

...really, "Alan Pearson"? o_0 (kidding :P)
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| February 17, 2012, 10:45 pm
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Quoting ariklego ...The Director!
ah. endless story, Elite Mechaniers edition, eh?

"...the faint silhouettes of a large fleet of oncoming warships..."

...really, "Alan Pearson"? o_0 (kidding :P)

... with large purple elphants crocheted on their sails. He turned and...
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| February 18, 2012, 12:20 am
Quoting ED Eroomdivad
... with large purple elphants crocheted on their sails. He turned and...

...Sniffed the salty air, this ears cocked backward in irritated disgust...
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| February 18, 2012, 2:17 pm
Quoting Rich Collins... 257th Wolf
...Sniffed the salty air, this ears cocked backward in irritated disgust...

... "Purple elephants? Really? Is that the best they could come up with?" he said. "Green tigers"...
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| February 18, 2012, 2:19 pm
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"...are cool, but not as cool as me!' He jumped from his seat, and stretched out his arm, and from his feet sprang..."

((For future reference, non-story comments should be posted in double parenthesis, like this.))
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| February 18, 2012, 3:41 pm
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Quoting BiO.Andrew (APMS-1 Series in progress!)
"...are cool, but not as cool as me!' He jumped from his seat, and stretched out his arm, and from his feet sprang..."

((For future reference, non-story comments should be posted in double parenthesis, like this.))

... his pet Dolphidon. It's silvery scales shimmering on its dolphin-like body...

((Yes, I am going to add as much crazy as I can, enjoy! =D ))
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| February 19, 2012, 4:48 am
Quoting ED Eroomdivad
... his pet Dolphidon. It's silvery scales shimmering on its dolphin-like body...

((Yes, I am going to add as much crazy as I can, enjoy! =D ))

...it carried Alan to the nearest of the warships. he leaped over the side of the ship, SMGs blazing, and...

((I just HAD to add weapons... :P))
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| February 19, 2012, 1:15 pm
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Quoting ariklego ...The Director!
...it carried Alan to the nearest of the warships. he leaped over the side of the ship, SMGs blazing, and...
...then pulled out a small flower, stuffing it into his mouth. This was no ordinary flower. It gave him the power to shoot...
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| February 19, 2012, 2:01 pm
Quoting BiO.Andrew (APMS-1 Series in progress!)
Quoting ariklego ...The Director!
...it carried Alan to the nearest of the warships. he leaped over the side of the ship, SMGs blazing, and...
...then pulled out a small flower, stuffing it into his mouth. This was no ordinary flower. It gave him the power to shoot...

....Rainbow Bullets; The most acurate projectiles...
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| February 19, 2012, 2:36 pm
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Quoting Rich Collins... 257th Wolf
....Rainbow Bullets; The most acurate projectiles...
...this side of the galaxy. He sprayed bullets in every direction, until suddenly, something hit him from the side. It was a...

((Try to really end your post mid sentence. Either define the subject and leave out the action, or visversa. Also, don't be afraid to complete the previous sentence. The quickest way these things die is if the whole thing turns into one run-on sentence. ;) ))
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| February 19, 2012, 10:57 pm
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Quoting BiO.Andrew (Down that corridor, running to the exit door...)
Quoting Rich Collins... 257th Wolf
....Rainbow Bullets; The most acurate projectiles...
...this side of the galaxy. He sprayed bullets in every direction, until suddenly, something hit him from the side. It was a...

((Try to really end your post mid sentence. Either define the subject and leave out the action, or visversa. Also, don't be afraid to complete the previous sentence. The quickest way these things die is if the whole thing turns into one run-on sentence. ;) ))
Massive kraken. It destroyed the most of war ships using its...

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| February 19, 2012, 11:57 pm
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Quoting Bryce (Brickbrycebrick)
Quoting BiO.Andrew (Down that corridor, running to the exit door...)
Quoting Rich Collins... 257th Wolf
....Rainbow Bullets; The most acurate projectiles...
...this side of the galaxy. He sprayed bullets in every direction, until suddenly, something hit him from the side. It was a...

((Try to really end your post mid sentence. Either define the subject and leave out the action, or visversa. Also, don't be afraid to complete the previous sentence. The quickest way these things die is if the whole thing turns into one run-on sentence. ;) ))
Massive kraken. It destroyed the most of war ships using its...

...explosive bunny warheads, and then proceeded to spontaneously combust in a ball of ranging silvery fire. Alan thought...
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| February 20, 2012, 1:43 am
Quoting ED Eroomdivad
...explosive bunny warheads, and then proceeded to spontaneously combust in a ball of ranging silvery fire. Alan thought...

...WHAT THE HECK AM I DOING?! I've got a date with...

((Don't worry, it could be just a "study date" or with his cool green tiger :)))
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| February 20, 2012, 4:00 pm
Quoting LTE CEO of MMWI
...WHAT THE HECK AM I DOING?! I've got a date with...

((Don't worry, it could be just a "study date" or with his cool green tiger :)))

...Charlene!" He held one of his SMGs in his mouth long enough to pull a Sonic Grenade from his messenger bag, press the "Arm" button, and drop it on the deck. He jumped overboard and onto the back of his Dolphidon (Being Carefull not to drop his hat or get his tail wet) and...

((I hope that wasn't too long, i got a little carried away...))
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| February 20, 2012, 5:26 pm
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Quoting Rich Collins... 257th Wolf
...Charlene!" He held one of his SMGs in his mouth long enough to pull a Sonic Grenade from his messenger bag, press the "Arm" button, and drop it on the deck. He jumped overboard and onto the back of his Dolphidon (Being Carefull not to drop his hat or get his tail wet) and...

((I hope that wasn't too long, i got a little carried away...))
...the two of them sped off, an explosion rippling the water beneath them a few moments later. The force of the blast sent them flying into the air, before they both collided with...
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| February 20, 2012, 5:39 pm
Quoting BiO.Andrew (Down that corridor, running to the exit door...)
Quoting Rich Collins... 257th Wolf
...Charlene!" He held one of his SMGs in his mouth long enough to pull a Sonic Grenade from his messenger bag, press the "Arm" button, and drop it on the deck. He jumped overboard and onto the back of his Dolphidon (Being Carefull not to drop his hat or get his tail wet) and...

((I hope that wasn't too long, i got a little carried away...))
...the two of them sped off, an explosion rippling the water beneath them a few moments later. The force of the blast sent them flying into the air, before they both collided with...

...Charlene's Orcasaur. Charlene was infuriated...
((Sorry, I couldn't resist))
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| February 20, 2012, 6:12 pm
Quoting Rich Collins... 257th Wolf
...Charlene's Orcasaur. Charlene was infuriated...
((Sorry, I couldn't resist))

...And broke off her date with Alan. Alan, desperately trying to make it up to her...
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| February 20, 2012, 7:24 pm
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Quoting LTE CEO of MMWI
...And broke off her date with Alan. Alan, desperately trying to make it up to her...
...produced another rainbow-bullet flower from his pocket, offering it to her. She took it quickly, spinning around and feeding it to her Orcasaur. However, Orcasaurs were known to have a very unfortunate reaction to that particular type of flower. Alan, Charlene, and their pets suffered that unfortunate reaction, which was...
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| February 20, 2012, 8:03 pm
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Quoting BiO.Andrew (Down that corridor, running to the exit door...)
Quoting LTE CEO of MMWI
...And broke off her date with Alan. Alan, desperately trying to make it up to her...
...produced another rainbow-bullet flower from his pocket, offering it to her. She took it quickly, spinning around and feeding it to her Orcasaur. However, Orcasaurs were known to have a very unfortunate reaction to that particular type of flower. Alan, Charlene, and their pets suffered that unfortunate reaction, which was...
Only curable with one thing. He knew what they needed. The spit of a flying...

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| February 20, 2012, 8:57 pm
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Quoting Bryce (Brickbrycebrick) Only curable with one thing. He knew what they needed. The spit of a flying...
...double-necked Rhino, known to be acidic in nature, perfect for dealing with the large warts that were spreading across their bodies. Raising his SMG, Alan shouted...
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| February 20, 2012, 9:13 pm
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Quoting BiO.Andrew (Down that corridor, running to the exit door...)
Quoting Bryce (Brickbrycebrick) Only curable with one thing. He knew what they needed. The spit of a flying...
...double-necked Rhino, known to be acidic in nature, perfect for dealing with the large warts that were spreading across their bodies. Raising his SMG, Alan shouted...

..."Acidic rhino spit is acidic!" and fired a stream of bullets into the sky. There they promptly impacted against...

(( Marine mammal dinos FTW =D ))
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| February 21, 2012, 3:47 am
Quoting ED Eroomdivad
..."Acidic rhino spit is acidic!" and fired a stream of bullets into the sky. There they promptly impacted against...

(( Marine mammal dinos FTW =D ))

...a forcefield created by Alan's worst enemy, Count Dumbbolt. "MWAHAHAH, Alan Pearson! NOTHING CAN PIERCE THE AWESOME GLORY OF MY DOUBLE NECKED RHINO SPIT POWERED FORCEFIELD!" Alan, who was suffering delusions at the time, managed to realize...
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| February 21, 2012, 9:23 am
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Quoting LTE CEO of MMWI
...a forcefield created by Alan's worst enemy, Count Dumbbolt. "MWAHAHAH, Alan Pearson! NOTHING CAN PIERCE THE AWESOME GLORY OF MY DOUBLE NECKED RHINO SPIT POWERED FORCEFIELD!" Alan, who was suffering delusions at the time, managed to realize...
...that in order for the Double-Necked Rhino Spit-Powered Forcefield to be powered by Double-Necked Rhino Spit, Dumbbolt must have had a reserve of Double-Necked Rhino Spit stored in a makeshift battery. He scanned the area, searching for anything that looked remotely like a battery, until he finally saw one, lodged inside of a...
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| February 21, 2012, 12:09 pm
Quoting BiO.Andrew (Down that corridor, running to the exit door...)
Quoting LTE CEO of MMWI
...a forcefield created by Alan's worst enemy, Count Dumbbolt. "MWAHAHAH, Alan Pearson! NOTHING CAN PIERCE THE AWESOME GLORY OF MY DOUBLE NECKED RHINO SPIT POWERED FORCEFIELD!" Alan, who was suffering delusions at the time, managed to realize...
...that in order for the Double-Necked Rhino Spit-Powered Forcefield to be powered by Double-Necked Rhino Spit, Dumbbolt must have had a reserve of Double-Necked Rhino Spit stored in a makeshift battery. He scanned the area, searching for anything that looked remotely like a battery, until he finally saw one, lodged inside of a...

...chickenoid's beak! But this was no ordinary chickenoid, this was Count Dumbbolt's accomplice in crime, Doctor...
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| February 21, 2012, 12:14 pm
Quoting LTE CEO of MMWI
...chickenoid's beak! But this was no ordinary chickenoid, this was Count Dumbbolt's accomplice in crime, Doctor...

...Shnezekoff. Doctor Shnezekoff really had a thing against Mamalian Werecreatures. Especially Wolves ((Alan)) and... ((Insert Charlene's Werecreature Species Here))
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| February 21, 2012, 5:24 pm
Quoting Rich Collins... 257th Wolf
...Shnezekoff. Doctor Shnezekoff really had a thing against Mamalian Werecreatures. Especially Wolves ((Alan)) and... ((Insert Charlene's Werecreature Species Here))

((werewolves... why exactly did we let Richie in on this? :P))

"...Armadillos. Alan tossed his SMGs to Charlene and pulled out his semi-automatic RPG. Cruising toward Doctor Schnezekoff on his dolphidon, he fired rocket after rocket at the chickenoid, until..."
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| February 21, 2012, 8:01 pm
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Quoting ariklego ...The Director!
((werewolves... why exactly did we let Richie in on this? :P))

"...Armadillos. Alan tossed his SMGs to Charlene and pulled out his semi-automatic RPG. Cruising toward Doctor Schnezekoff on his dolphidon, he fired rocket after rocket at the chickenoid, until..."
...the doctor was hit by a rocket in the gut. However, since chickens don't have guts, Schnezekoff was unharmed. Slightly put off by being shot at, the chickenoid pointed at Charlene and yelled, "THAT WEREMADILLO IS A SPY!" Charlene's form shimmered, and the disguise disapeared, uncovering a masked...
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| February 21, 2012, 10:10 pm
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Quoting BiO.Andrew (Down that corridor, running to the exit door...)
Quoting ariklego ...The Director!
((werewolves... why exactly did we let Richie in on this? :P))

"...Armadillos. Alan tossed his SMGs to Charlene and pulled out his semi-automatic RPG. Cruising toward Doctor Schnezekoff on his dolphidon, he fired rocket after rocket at the chickenoid, until..."
...the doctor was hit by a rocket in the gut. However, since chickens don't have guts, Schnezekoff was unharmed. Slightly put off by being shot at, the chickenoid pointed at Charlene and yelled, "THAT WEREMADILLO IS A SPY!" Charlene's form shimmered, and the disguise disapeared, uncovering a masked...
Robot goat! The goat/weremadillo said "Si si" and a giant submarine appeared in the water. Alan thought it was the end but....

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| February 21, 2012, 10:22 pm
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Quoting Rich Collins... 257th Wolf
((Uhh... Andrew? what happens when there are two competeing additions comming up at the same time?))
((The first post is the only one that applies, I delete the second post, meaning yours, and the next person replies to Bryce's post.))
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| February 22, 2012, 12:02 am
Quoting Bryce (Brickbrycebrick)
Robot goat! The goat/weremadillo said "Si si" and a giant submarine appeared in the water. Alan thought it was the end but....

"...realized the submarine has the crimson Crossed Spears emblem. It was his older vessel! "I know that baby as my hand, I just have to..."
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| February 22, 2012, 8:48 am
Quoting CEO Luiz Camargo
"...realized the submarine has the crimson Crossed Spears emblem. It was his older vessel! "I know that baby as my hand, I just have to..."

..."figure out where I lost my submarine remote!" Alan's dolphidon was where Allan lived, so there weren't a whole lot of places where he could've lost it. Namely, inside the microwave or in the couch. As Allan rooted through his couch cushions, his best friend Dave dropped by and put a microwave burrito in the microwave to microwave it. Dave was a hobbo, and owned nothing except his pet space turtle and a shopping cart. Allan had finished searching the couch, and realized the microwave was the only place the remote could be...
((I checked this and it's only 93 words, so don't get on my case! :P))
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| February 22, 2012, 10:30 am
Quoting LTE CEO of MMWI
..."figure out where I lost my submarine remote!" Alan's dolphidon was where Allan lived, so there weren't a whole lot of places where he could've lost it. Namely, inside the microwave or in the couch. As Allan rooted through his couch cushions, his best friend Dave dropped by and put a microwave burrito in the microwave to microwave it. Dave was a hobbo, and owned nothing except his pet space turtle and a shopping cart. Allan had finished searching the couch, and realized the microwave was the only place the remote could be...
((I checked this and it's only 93 words, so don't get on my case! :P))

...Alan shouted, "NOOO!!!" and jumped on top of Dave to keep him from microwaving the submarine remote. Dave, thinking Alan was trying to steal his burrito...
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| February 22, 2012, 4:47 pm
Quoting ariklego ...The Director!
...Alan shouted, "NOOO!!!" and jumped on top of Dave to keep him from microwaving the submarine remote. Dave, thinking Alan was trying to steal his burrito...

...Went into a Backflip, sending Alan to the floor. Dave was about to press the "Start" button when Alan's hand shot up and caught daves wrist between thumb and forefinger, his pinky finger extended toward the celing...
((Skadoosh!))
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| February 22, 2012, 5:13 pm
Quoting Rich Collins... 257th Wolf
...Went into a Backflip, sending Alan to the floor. Dave was about to press the "Start" button when Alan's hand shot up and caught daves wrist between thumb and forefinger, his pinky finger extended toward the celing...
((Skadoosh!))

...Pointing to the barrel of Armored Cuckoo (Count Dumbbolt vessel) 200mm cannons that were about to be fired against them while Doctor Shnezekoff maniacally laughed and shouted: "Say CHEESE! BOOOOOM!". The cannonballs ripped through Alan's sailboat almost hitting Alan and Dave but direct hitting...
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| February 23, 2012, 10:38 am
Quoting CEO Luiz Camargo
...Pointing to the barrel of Armored Cuckoo (Count Dumbbolt vessel) 200mm cannons that were about to be fired against them while Doctor Shnezekoff maniacally laughed and shouted: "Say CHEESE! BOOOOOM!". The cannonballs ripped through Alan's sailboat almost hitting Alan and Dave but direct hitting...

...Alan's Dolpphidon, blowing up microwave, remote and couch! "NOOOOO!!!" Alan screamed, his voice breaking. Charlene laughed at him because of this, making him angry. "Charlene, I'm gonna..."
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| February 23, 2012, 4:10 pm
Quoting LTE CEO of MMWI
...Alan's Dolpphidon, blowing up microwave, remote and couch! "NOOOOO!!!" Alan screamed, his voice breaking. Charlene laughed at him because of this, making him angry. "Charlene, I'm gonna..."

((Oh dear...))
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| February 23, 2012, 5:57 pm
Quoting LTE CEO of MMWI
...Alan's Dolpphidon, blowing up microwave, remote and couch! "NOOOOO!!!" Alan screamed, his voice breaking. Charlene laughed at him because of this, making him angry. "Charlene, I'm gonna..."

...Get back at y-- Yoursoprettyisourdatestilloniwanttokissyousobad..." Of course that only made Charlene laugh harder. So hard in fact...
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| February 24, 2012, 4:59 pm
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Quoting Rich Collins... 257th Wolf
...Get back at y-- Yoursoprettyisourdatestilloniwanttokissyousobad..." Of course that only made Charlene laugh harder. So hard in fact...
...that she cracked a rib. Alan was shocked as Charlene doubled over in pain, apparently from nothing. He rushed forwards and...
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| February 24, 2012, 5:12 pm
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Quoting BiO.Andrew (Down that corridor, running to the exit door...)
Quoting Rich Collins... 257th Wolf
...Get back at y-- Yoursoprettyisourdatestilloniwanttokissyousobad..." Of course that only made Charlene laugh harder. So hard in fact...
...that she cracked a rib. Alan was shocked as Charlene doubled over in pain, apparently from nothing. He rushed forwards and...
said "I am going to find a new date!" But by that time the submarine, Schnezekof, Dumbbolt, and the flying-double-necked Rhino spit had grow tired of waiting to see how this matter would resolve and all aimed their weapons and prepared to fire. But...

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| February 24, 2012, 6:15 pm
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Quoting Bryce (Brickbrycebrick)
said "I am going to find a new date!" But by that time the submarine, Schnezekof, Dumbbolt, and the flying-double-necked Rhino spit had grow tired of waiting to see how this matter would resolve and all aimed their weapons and prepared to fire. But...

...there was a hiss and... BOOM! A segment of the hull exploded inwards, having been attacked by the lees common blue aquatic brother of the creeper, the bleeper. The water gushed in, water logging all of the weapons and washing the paint from Doctor Schnezekof's feathers, revealing him to be...
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| February 25, 2012, 2:46 am
Quoting ED Eroomdivad
...there was a hiss and... BOOM! A segment of the hull exploded inwards, having been attacked by the lees common blue aquatic brother of the creeper, the bleeper. The water gushed in, water logging all of the weapons and washing the paint from Doctor Schnezekof's feathers, revealing him to be...

...Bright Pink! A color to which Dumbbolt was highly allergic. He broke out in hives all over and his throat started to close up. As he sank beneath the waves Dumbbolt managed to squeak out "Shnezekoff, You're Fired!" When all was said and done, Charlene proceded to...
((Did you really have to bring minecraft into this?))
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| February 25, 2012, 10:55 am
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Quoting Rich Collins... 257th Wolf
...Bright Pink! A color to which Dumbbolt was highly allergic. He broke out in hives all over and his throat started to close up. As he sank beneath the waves Dumbbolt managed to squeak out "Shnezekoff, Your Fired!" When all was said and done, Charlene proceded to...
((Did you really have to bring minecraft into this?))
...wrench the double-necked rhino spit-powered battery out of Shnezekoff's beak, despite being seriously injured. Alan lifted the top of the battery off and dunked his arm into it, curing him of the warts that had been spreading across his body. He let Charlene dunk her arm in as well. Pointing his SMG at Shnezekoff, Alan shouted...
((Lol, Richie, you brought werewolves and furries into this, why can't we bring Minecraft into it?))
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| February 25, 2012, 1:01 pm
Quoting BiO.Andrew (Down that corridor, running to the exit door...)
Quoting Rich Collins... 257th Wolf
...Bright Pink! A color to which Dumbbolt was highly allergic. He broke out in hives all over and his throat started to close up. As he sank beneath the waves Dumbbolt managed to squeak out "Shnezekoff, Your Fired!" When all was said and done, Charlene proceded to...
((Did you really have to bring minecraft into this?))
...wrench the double-necked rhino spit-powered battery out of Shnezekoff's beak, despite being seriously injured. Alan lifted the top of the battery off and dunked his arm into it, curing him of the warts that had been spreading across his body. He let Charlene dunk her arm in as well. Pointing his SMG at Shnezekoff, Alan shouted...
((Lol, Richie, you brought werewolves and furries into this, why can't we bring Minecraft into it?))

..."Geez Luiz, buddy, you look and smell like a teenage girl's bedroom. PINK!!!" And shot Shnezekoff right the face. Then Allan said to CHarlene: "So, our date still on?" Charlene promptly...
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| February 26, 2012, 4:35 pm
Quoting LTE CEO of MMWI
..."Geez Luiz, buddy, you look and smell like a teenage girl's bedroom. PINK!!!" And shot Shnezekoff right the face. Then Allan said to CHarlene: "So, our date still on?" Charlene promptly...

...Swatted him upside the head with his RPG and then proceded to grab him by the shoulders. She stared into his eyes and said, almost at a wisper, "I think it will suffice to say that you have THE most forgiving girlfriend in the galaxy!" Their lips were about to meet when, all of a sudden...
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| February 26, 2012, 10:30 pm
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Quoting Rich Collins... 257th Wolf
...Swatted him upside the head with his RPG and then proceded to grab him by the shoulders. She stared into his eyes and said, almost at a wisper, "I think it will suffice to say that you have THE most forgiving girlfriend in the galaxy!" Their lips were about to meet when, all of a sudden...

...an explosion went off as more Bleepers were pulled into the submarine by the ever rising tide. Our heroic duo...
((Yes Richie, yes I did.))
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| February 27, 2012, 3:22 am
Quoting ED Eroomdivad
...an explosion went off as more Bleepers were pulled into the submarine by the ever rising tide. Our heroic duo...
((Yes Richie, yes I did.))

...were then thrown through a rift in the space/time continuum created by the bleepers' explosions. They then appeared a thousand years in the future. Allan had NO idea what was going on, so he...
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| February 27, 2012, 11:20 am
Quoting LTE CEO of MMWI
...were then thrown through a rift in the space/time continuum created by the bleepers' explosions. They then appeared a thousand years in the future. Allan had NO idea what was going on, so he...

...grabbed the RPG from Charlene and, with the RPG in one hand and a rifle in the other, began randomly spraying fire in every direction. Charlene, disgusted by his behavior, smacked him. "sorry, reflex," was all Alan could say, when suddenly, an alien fighter swooped down and...
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| February 27, 2012, 1:16 pm
Quoting ariklego ...The Director!
...grabbed the RPG from Charlene and, with the RPG in one hand and a rifle in the other, began randomly spraying fire in every direction. Charlene, disgusted by his behavior, smacked him. "sorry, reflex," was all Alan could say, when suddenly, an alien fighter swooped down and...

...Popped a couple of Photon torpedoes down a two-meter-wide exaust port directly beind them. The Earth's Geothermic Regulation was instantly destroyed, taking the entire planet with it. Next thing he knew, Alan was back on his sailboat watching the approaching silouettes of a fleet of large warships with Purple Elephants crocheted on their sails. ...
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| February 27, 2012, 4:58 pm
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Quoting Rich Collins... 257th Wolf
...Popped a couple of Photon torpedoes down a two-meter-wide exaust port directly beind them. The Earth's Geothermic Regulation was instantly destroyed, taking the entire planet with it. Next thing he knew, Alan was back on his sailboat watching the approaching silouettes of a fleet of large warships with Purple Elephants crocheted on their sails. ...
...to which Alan remarked, "This seems familiar..." He scratched his head, then realized that he had ended up right where he began. "Forget that!" He shouted, and jumped into the waves, where he was promptly eaten by a jellyfish.

THE END
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| February 27, 2012, 5:14 pm
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