Muahahahahahaha! You'll never get in!
This isn't even our planning group.
If you want to access our plans, you better
join this! But if you're in a group to stop evil,
the reject button falls on you! Now who's going
to stop us?
Soldiers Of Evil, the SOEs, are here to stop you.
We're here to do stuff... like, evil stuff! Although
spamming is not allowed in any of the groups
we're attacking, we'll brew a war between us and another group at ease! Come on, it's not that hard.
And so far, we've got no members. So join! Or else!
You can even choose any weapon existing today except a nuke (professional members only) as your weapon, and any vehicle as your vehicle! Even an ATV or a tank! Join! Now! Hit that blue button!